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BigGreenWreckingMachine

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I sincerely doubt there's anything like that going on as far as Sark is concerned.
Commented on Quack Fix: Two Days. Two. on Aug 28 2014, 4:18p
The photographer sucked.
Commented on Quack Fix: Two Days. Two. on Aug 28 2014, 4:15p - 1 reply
That didn't take long.
Commented on Quack Fix: Two Days. Two. on Aug 28 2014, 3:00p - 1 reply
Hope she has plenty of mouthwash.
Commented on Quack Fix: Two Days. Two. on Aug 28 2014, 12:15p
Need help climbing out of the sar-chasm?
Commented on Offensive Opponent Preview: South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 28 2014, 11:19a - 1 reply
Maybe they don't use deodorant?
Commented on Offensive Opponent Preview: South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 28 2014, 11:18a
He fell off his dorm while washing it?
Commented on Quack Fix: Migraines Suck on Aug 27 2014, 6:56p
Dick Longstrides, P.I.
Commented on Quack Fix: Migraines Suck on Aug 27 2014, 6:45p - 1 reply
Not even trying any more, are you?
Commented on Quack Fix: Migraines Suck on Aug 27 2014, 3:10p
Where?
Commented on Quack Fix: Migraines Suck on Aug 27 2014, 3:09p - 1 reply
Good...AFTERNOON, CHAMPIONS OF DILLY-DALLYING!
Commented on Quack Fix: Migraines Suck on Aug 27 2014, 3:06p
All the regulars showing up like it's old home week.
Commented on Quack Fix: First two-deep roster released with five true freshman on Aug 27 2014, 12:53p - 2 replies
Mmmm, Subway's new Domestic Violence Wrap.
Commented on Quack Fix: First two-deep roster released with five true freshman on Aug 27 2014, 12:50p
Gottverdammte Stanford.
Commented on Quack Fix: First two-deep roster released with five true freshman on Aug 27 2014, 12:44p
As a true freshman he had 11 receptions with a 9.6 yard average.
Commented on Quack Fix: Mariota featured in New York Times, Ducks still in contention for 4-star running back on Aug 25 2014, 5:54p
I understand it's a 110-minute highway chase. The entire movie.
Commented on Quack Fix: Mariota featured in New York Times, Ducks still in contention for 4-star running back on Aug 25 2014, 1:43p - 1 reply
Yeah.
Commented on Quack Fix: Mariota featured in New York Times, Ducks still in contention for 4-star running back on Aug 25 2014, 1:42p - 1 reply
What folks?
Commented on Quack Fix: Mariota featured in New York Times, Ducks still in contention for 4-star running back on Aug 25 2014, 1:40p
Well, yeah, it goes both ways.
Commented on Quack Fix: Mariota featured in New York Times, Ducks still in contention for 4-star running back on Aug 25 2014, 1:24p - 1 reply
I don't look forward to the idea of playing UCLA twice.
Commented on Quack Fix: Mariota featured in New York Times, Ducks still in contention for 4-star running back on Aug 25 2014, 1:14p - 1 reply
Well, there is one reason to dislike him professionally.
Commented on Quack Fix: Mariota featured in New York Times, Ducks still in contention for 4-star running back on Aug 25 2014, 1:05p - 1 reply
I think that's called morningwood.
Commented on Quack Fix: Mariota featured in New York Times, Ducks still in contention for 4-star running back on Aug 25 2014, 1:03p
Can't remember his name.
Commented on Quack Fix: Mariota featured in New York Times, Ducks still in contention for 4-star running back on Aug 25 2014, 1:02p
On that front I agree.
Commented on Quack Fix: Mariota featured in New York Times, Ducks still in contention for 4-star running back on Aug 25 2014, 1:01p - 1 reply
It doesn't matter what ESPN thinks.
Commented on Quack Fix: Mariota featured in New York Times, Ducks still in contention for 4-star running back on Aug 25 2014, 12:36p - 2 replies
Who's confused?
Commented on Quack Fix: Mariota featured in New York Times, Ducks still in contention for 4-star running back on Aug 25 2014, 12:27p - 1 reply
It doesn't matter.
Commented on Quack Fix: Mariota featured in New York Times, Ducks still in contention for 4-star running back on Aug 25 2014, 12:26p - 1 reply
Hehe.
Commented on Quack Fix: Mariota featured in New York Times, Ducks still in contention for 4-star running back on Aug 25 2014, 12:25p
Meh.
Commented on Quack Fix: Mariota featured in New York Times, Ducks still in contention for 4-star running back on Aug 25 2014, 11:59a - 1 reply
What does this mean to the X Committee?
Commented on Quack Fix: Mariota featured in New York Times, Ducks still in contention for 4-star running back on Aug 25 2014, 11:35a - 1 reply
That's fine but you're taking the point too far.
Commented on QUACK FIX: AMBER ALERT!! ATQ FRIDAY MODS MISSING!! on Aug 23 2014, 6:57a
Both are delicious.
Commented on QUACK FIX: AMBER ALERT!! ATQ FRIDAY MODS MISSING!! on Aug 23 2014, 6:55a
Yeah, I remember now that you wrote it.
Commented on QUACK FIX: AMBER ALERT!! ATQ FRIDAY MODS MISSING!! on Aug 23 2014, 6:51a
I've never liked their coffee.
Commented on QUACK FIX: AMBER ALERT!! ATQ FRIDAY MODS MISSING!! on Aug 22 2014, 7:06p - 1 reply
Better than most.
Commented on QUACK FIX: AMBER ALERT!! ATQ FRIDAY MODS MISSING!! on Aug 22 2014, 7:04p
So....Starbucks?
Commented on QUACK FIX: AMBER ALERT!! ATQ FRIDAY MODS MISSING!! on Aug 22 2014, 7:03p - 2 replies
That is what is known as "damning with faint praise."
Commented on QUACK FIX: AMBER ALERT!! ATQ FRIDAY MODS MISSING!! on Aug 22 2014, 7:01p - 1 reply
They were bought out.
Commented on QUACK FIX: AMBER ALERT!! ATQ FRIDAY MODS MISSING!! on Aug 22 2014, 6:59p
Nope, as I don't have a mustache.
Commented on QUACK FIX: AMBER ALERT!! ATQ FRIDAY MODS MISSING!! on Aug 22 2014, 6:59p - 1 reply
That's speculative.
Commented on QUACK FIX: AMBER ALERT!! ATQ FRIDAY MODS MISSING!! on Aug 22 2014, 6:56p - 1 reply
Here's to assembly-line mediocrity!
Commented on QUACK FIX: AMBER ALERT!! ATQ FRIDAY MODS MISSING!! on Aug 22 2014, 6:52p - 1 reply
That's not even close to true.
Commented on QUACK FIX: AMBER ALERT!! ATQ FRIDAY MODS MISSING!! on Aug 22 2014, 6:42p - 1 reply
These days?
Commented on QUACK FIX: AMBER ALERT!! ATQ FRIDAY MODS MISSING!! on Aug 22 2014, 6:41p
No, man. NO.
Commented on QUACK FIX: AMBER ALERT!! ATQ FRIDAY MODS MISSING!! on Aug 22 2014, 6:41p - 1 reply
Signed a 2-year price-lock deal once.
Commented on Quack Fix: One Week! on Aug 21 2014, 6:40p
Right, Brian Grant ended up in Miami in a 3-way.
Commented on Quack Fix: One Week! on Aug 21 2014, 6:39p - 1 reply
You could say we need him less than we needed Tyner last year, barring injury.
Commented on How much can we expect from freshman Royce Freeman? on Aug 21 2014, 6:33p
Snoop's issue with being an "every down back" to this day has to do with durability.
Commented on How much can we expect from freshman Royce Freeman? on Aug 21 2014, 6:31p
Nah, he just makes picks like this to increase clicks.
Commented on Quack Fix: One Week! on Aug 21 2014, 6:25p
Kemp did nothing and at the cost of Jermaine O'Neal.
Commented on Quack Fix: One Week! on Aug 21 2014, 4:16p - 2 replies
HEY DON'T FORGET HRONISS AND IFO!
Commented on Quack Fix: One Week! on Aug 21 2014, 3:44p - 1 reply
Joey started with a higher intelligence, so this just brings him down to Feynman-level.
Commented on Quack Fix: One Week! on Aug 21 2014, 3:16p
It would almost have made up for his insisting on signing Darius Miles to that ridiculous contract.
Commented on Quack Fix: One Week! on Aug 21 2014, 3:15p
True.
Commented on Quack Fix: One Week! on Aug 21 2014, 3:14p - 1 reply
"Only in the criminal sense."
Commented on Quack Fix: One Week! on Aug 21 2014, 3:13p
Yup.
Commented on Quack Fix: One Week! on Aug 21 2014, 3:08p
Someday...
Commented on Quack Fix: One Week! on Aug 21 2014, 3:07p
It's a business.
Commented on Quack Fix: One Week! on Aug 21 2014, 2:59p - 1 reply
I think the pain-killing aspect is overstated to a certain degree, but guzzling Vicodin is a bad alternative.
Commented on Quack Fix: One Week! on Aug 21 2014, 12:46p
The NFL is a business.
Commented on Quack Fix: One Week! on Aug 21 2014, 12:42p - 1 reply
GOOD MORNING, Champions of Outlasting the Off-season!
Commented on Quack Fix: One Week! on Aug 21 2014, 11:22a - 1 reply
I wish I could quit you.
Commented on What If It All Goes Right? on Aug 20 2014, 8:59p
Just a continuation of DD winning the trophy in '07 on the way to our first title.
Commented on What If It All Goes Right? on Aug 20 2014, 8:59p
If he's as good as advertised, they'll find a way to use him.
Commented on What If It All Goes Right? on Aug 20 2014, 8:58p
We haven't seen enough of this lately.
Commented on What If It All Goes Right? on Aug 20 2014, 8:57p - 1 reply
What I worry about is depth on both lines.
Commented on The offensive line and making the difference on Aug 20 2014, 8:56p
Who dat not watchin' no Pulp Fiction?
Commented on Quack Fix: Offense tries to fix red zone woes, Royce Freeman in the mix to start on Aug 20 2014, 7:02p - 1 reply
No Axe to make fun of.
Commented on Quack Fix: Offense tries to fix red zone woes, Royce Freeman in the mix to start on Aug 20 2014, 6:35p - 1 reply
Nah.
Commented on Quack Fix: Offense tries to fix red zone woes, Royce Freeman in the mix to start on Aug 20 2014, 5:09p - 1 reply
Apparently Ducks Football plays their games at Matthew Knight Arena.
Commented on Quack Fix: Offense tries to fix red zone woes, Royce Freeman in the mix to start on Aug 20 2014, 2:16p - 2 replies
If you DO choose to wear socks, make sure to douse them with plenty of cologne.
Commented on Quack Fix: Offense tries to fix red zone woes, Royce Freeman in the mix to start on Aug 20 2014, 1:44p
One Chip to rule them all.
Commented on Quack Fix: Offense tries to fix red zone woes, Royce Freeman in the mix to start on Aug 20 2014, 12:24p
Gottverdammte Stfnardo.
Commented on Quack Fix: Offense tries to fix red zone woes, Royce Freeman in the mix to start on Aug 20 2014, 12:24p
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