Oregonduck

BigGreenWreckingMachine

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Stanford has been attritted pretty heavily on defense the past 2 years.
Commented on Ducks bury South Dakota early, cruise to 62-13 victory on Sep 2 2014, 3:50a
Hey man, my pendulum is hanging straight down, alright?
Commented on Ducks bury South Dakota early, cruise to 62-13 victory on Sep 2 2014, 3:48a
Wishful thinking as far as leaving the overreactions behind.
Commented on Ducks bury South Dakota early, cruise to 62-13 victory on Sep 2 2014, 3:36a
No way?
Commented on Ducks bury South Dakota early, cruise to 62-13 victory on Sep 2 2014, 3:34a
What direct harm?
Commented on Ducks bury South Dakota early, cruise to 62-13 victory on Sep 2 2014, 3:32a
Explosive can also describe diarrhea.
Commented on Ducks bury South Dakota early, cruise to 62-13 victory on Sep 2 2014, 3:28a
Yes, I'm entirely sure that is exactly what happened.
Commented on Ducks bury South Dakota early, cruise to 62-13 victory on Sep 2 2014, 3:17a
Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
Commented on Second Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 1:04a
Ineffably
Commented on Second Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 1:02a
The more TDs that guy scores, the better these game threads are going to be.
Commented on Second Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 1:01a - 1 reply
HOLL! HOLL! A HERRIBLE HORRALUMP!
Commented on Second Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 1:00a
Baba.
Commented on Second Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 12:59a - 1 reply
Suddenly, it all seems so clear...
Commented on Second Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 12:59a
Uh, we live in a state of panic.
Commented on Second Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 12:58a
No, they really shouldn't.
Commented on Second Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 12:54a
What we're saying is that you can't really get a feel for this team when they're playing SoDakSt.
Commented on Second Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 12:53a
MM8 still wasn't right against Texas.
Commented on Second Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 12:51a
Because there will be a detailed gameplan rather than a vanilla "...and don't get hurt" scheme.
Commented on Second Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 12:49a
What can you actually glean from this game?
Commented on Second Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 12:46a - 1 reply
HOES
Commented on Second Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 12:38a - 1 reply
What's the name of the distillery?
Commented on Second Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 12:38a
Apropos of nothing, anyone wonder why he wan't the starter?
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 12:37a
I don't think our real flaws will be apparent until MSU next week.
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 12:36a
No reason whatsoever to keep him in.
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 12:35a
Heh.
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 12:31a - 1 reply
Needz moar rnning bax.
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 12:29a - 2 replies
Not even trying.
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 12:25a
Nothing better than joining the opening day thread late and sipping the exquisite liquor of PANIC!!!!!!!!!!!!
Commented on First Half GameThread: Oregon Ducks vs. South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 31 2014, 12:23a
Helicopters
Commented on Quack Fix: South Dakota Will Be 97th Straight Autzen Sellout on Aug 29 2014, 2:42p
Indeed.
Commented on Quack Fix: South Dakota Will Be 97th Straight Autzen Sellout on Aug 29 2014, 2:13p - 2 replies
If we had gotten an AP #1 in a final poll, would you say "NATTY, BABY!" or "doesn't count for much?"
Commented on Quack Fix: South Dakota Will Be 97th Straight Autzen Sellout on Aug 29 2014, 1:13p - 1 reply
Something something homosexual sheep.
Commented on Quack Fix: South Dakota Will Be 97th Straight Autzen Sellout on Aug 29 2014, 1:05p - 1 reply
OCD alert.
Commented on Quack Fix: South Dakota Will Be 97th Straight Autzen Sellout on Aug 29 2014, 12:58p - 3 replies
We smoked it all.
Commented on Quack Fix: South Dakota Will Be 97th Straight Autzen Sellout on Aug 29 2014, 11:58a - 1 reply
I say we unsheath the Unholy Sword of Vengeance and smite Gottverdammte Stanford.
Commented on Quack Fix: South Dakota Will Be 97th Straight Autzen Sellout on Aug 29 2014, 11:57a - 1 reply
Common denominator for Masoli, Roper, Thomas, DD.
Commented on Editorial: Matt Leinart Joins Pac-12 Network, Makes Me Sad on Aug 29 2014, 11:53a
The strangest part of this whole thing remains that I really like The Weaz as an analyst.
Commented on Editorial: Matt Leinart Joins Pac-12 Network, Makes Me Sad on Aug 29 2014, 10:33a - 3 replies
If what you're reading is "we don't deal in hypotheticals, then yes.
Commented on Quack Fix: Two Days. Two. on Aug 29 2014, 10:30a
I sincerely doubt there's anything like that going on as far as Sark is concerned.
Commented on Quack Fix: Two Days. Two. on Aug 28 2014, 4:18p
The photographer sucked.
Commented on Quack Fix: Two Days. Two. on Aug 28 2014, 4:15p - 1 reply
That didn't take long.
Commented on Quack Fix: Two Days. Two. on Aug 28 2014, 3:00p - 1 reply
Hope she has plenty of mouthwash.
Commented on Quack Fix: Two Days. Two. on Aug 28 2014, 12:15p
Need help climbing out of the sar-chasm?
Commented on Offensive Opponent Preview: South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 28 2014, 11:19a - 1 reply
Maybe they don't use deodorant?
Commented on Offensive Opponent Preview: South Dakota Coyotes on Aug 28 2014, 11:18a
He fell off his dorm while washing it?
Commented on Quack Fix: Migraines Suck on Aug 27 2014, 6:56p
Dick Longstrides, P.I.
Commented on Quack Fix: Migraines Suck on Aug 27 2014, 6:45p - 1 reply
Not even trying any more, are you?
Commented on Quack Fix: Migraines Suck on Aug 27 2014, 3:10p
Where?
Commented on Quack Fix: Migraines Suck on Aug 27 2014, 3:09p - 1 reply
Good...AFTERNOON, CHAMPIONS OF DILLY-DALLYING!
Commented on Quack Fix: Migraines Suck on Aug 27 2014, 3:06p
All the regulars showing up like it's old home week.
Commented on Quack Fix: First two-deep roster released with five true freshman on Aug 27 2014, 12:53p - 2 replies
Mmmm, Subway's new Domestic Violence Wrap.
Commented on Quack Fix: First two-deep roster released with five true freshman on Aug 27 2014, 12:50p
Gottverdammte Stanford.
Commented on Quack Fix: First two-deep roster released with five true freshman on Aug 27 2014, 12:44p
As a true freshman he had 11 receptions with a 9.6 yard average.
Commented on Quack Fix: Mariota featured in New York Times, Ducks still in contention for 4-star running back on Aug 25 2014, 5:54p
I understand it's a 110-minute highway chase. The entire movie.
Commented on Quack Fix: Mariota featured in New York Times, Ducks still in contention for 4-star running back on Aug 25 2014, 1:43p - 1 reply
Yeah.
Commented on Quack Fix: Mariota featured in New York Times, Ducks still in contention for 4-star running back on Aug 25 2014, 1:42p - 1 reply
What folks?
Commented on Quack Fix: Mariota featured in New York Times, Ducks still in contention for 4-star running back on Aug 25 2014, 1:40p
Well, yeah, it goes both ways.
Commented on Quack Fix: Mariota featured in New York Times, Ducks still in contention for 4-star running back on Aug 25 2014, 1:24p - 1 reply
I don't look forward to the idea of playing UCLA twice.
Commented on Quack Fix: Mariota featured in New York Times, Ducks still in contention for 4-star running back on Aug 25 2014, 1:14p - 1 reply
Well, there is one reason to dislike him professionally.
Commented on Quack Fix: Mariota featured in New York Times, Ducks still in contention for 4-star running back on Aug 25 2014, 1:05p - 1 reply
I think that's called morningwood.
Commented on Quack Fix: Mariota featured in New York Times, Ducks still in contention for 4-star running back on Aug 25 2014, 1:03p
Can't remember his name.
Commented on Quack Fix: Mariota featured in New York Times, Ducks still in contention for 4-star running back on Aug 25 2014, 1:02p
On that front I agree.
Commented on Quack Fix: Mariota featured in New York Times, Ducks still in contention for 4-star running back on Aug 25 2014, 1:01p - 1 reply
It doesn't matter what ESPN thinks.
Commented on Quack Fix: Mariota featured in New York Times, Ducks still in contention for 4-star running back on Aug 25 2014, 12:36p - 2 replies
Who's confused?
Commented on Quack Fix: Mariota featured in New York Times, Ducks still in contention for 4-star running back on Aug 25 2014, 12:27p - 1 reply
It doesn't matter.
Commented on Quack Fix: Mariota featured in New York Times, Ducks still in contention for 4-star running back on Aug 25 2014, 12:26p - 1 reply
Hehe.
Commented on Quack Fix: Mariota featured in New York Times, Ducks still in contention for 4-star running back on Aug 25 2014, 12:25p
Meh.
Commented on Quack Fix: Mariota featured in New York Times, Ducks still in contention for 4-star running back on Aug 25 2014, 11:59a - 1 reply
What does this mean to the X Committee?
Commented on Quack Fix: Mariota featured in New York Times, Ducks still in contention for 4-star running back on Aug 25 2014, 11:35a - 1 reply
That's fine but you're taking the point too far.
Commented on QUACK FIX: AMBER ALERT!! ATQ FRIDAY MODS MISSING!! on Aug 23 2014, 6:57a
Both are delicious.
Commented on QUACK FIX: AMBER ALERT!! ATQ FRIDAY MODS MISSING!! on Aug 23 2014, 6:55a
Yeah, I remember now that you wrote it.
Commented on QUACK FIX: AMBER ALERT!! ATQ FRIDAY MODS MISSING!! on Aug 23 2014, 6:51a
I've never liked their coffee.
Commented on QUACK FIX: AMBER ALERT!! ATQ FRIDAY MODS MISSING!! on Aug 22 2014, 7:06p - 1 reply
Better than most.
Commented on QUACK FIX: AMBER ALERT!! ATQ FRIDAY MODS MISSING!! on Aug 22 2014, 7:04p
So....Starbucks?
Commented on QUACK FIX: AMBER ALERT!! ATQ FRIDAY MODS MISSING!! on Aug 22 2014, 7:03p - 2 replies
That is what is known as "damning with faint praise."
Commented on QUACK FIX: AMBER ALERT!! ATQ FRIDAY MODS MISSING!! on Aug 22 2014, 7:01p - 1 reply
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