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Bill Hanstock

  • joined Aug 18, 2009
  • last login Jul 29, 2014
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Bill Hanstock is a Northern California native transplanted to the Los Angeles area. He's a lifelong baseball fan, but over the past few years has become a regular fanatic of all sports. Since he started writing at SB Nation, he has been alternately horrified and thrilled by how much he enjoys events like MLS and NASCAR.

He has a telecommunications degree from CSU Monterey Bay and is currently pursuing his MA at Cal State Los Angeles. He has written for print publications and online since 2000, joining the humor website Progressive Boink as a staff writer in 2006. Since then, he has written for On Sandwiches and Baseball Feelings, and has been a guest writer at With Leather on several occasions.

Bill couldn't be happier about being a part of SB Nation as an editor and contributor. You can listen to his podcast, Scientific Podcast Goes Boink, at Progressive Boink.

A Fan Of...

  • MLB San Francisco Giants
  • NBA Los Angeles Clippers
  • NFL San Francisco 49ers
  • NCAAF Stanford Cardinal
  • NHL Montreal Canadiens
  • NCAAB St. Mary's, Calif. Gaels
  • Cycling Lance Armstrong
  • MMA Georges St. Pierre
  • Boxing Floyd Mayweather
  • Tennis Andy Murray
  • MLS Los Angeles Galaxy
  • NASCAR Kasey Kahne
  • FIFA USA
  • Serie A Milan
  • EPL Arsenal
  • Wrestling Pro Wrestling Guerrilla
  • Golf Jason Dufner
  • General Shutdown Fullback
User Blog

The MLB most popular pitchers, by dollars and math

Not the 70s scientist/attorney buddy-cop show "Dollars and Math." The other things.

What a blockhead

MLB, pay attention. THIS is how you do a first pitch.

UK wrestler Grado has the best entrance in sports

Goldberg meets Madonna. Just like we always imagined.

2014 NFL players are already autographing babies

SIGN MY BABY! Wait, sign the other side. This side has Gerber on it.

Episode 97: With Great Power Comes Great Tacos

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The consuming of tacos fast approacheth; with it comes discussion of RiFF RAFF.

NASCAR wants you to take a selfie at Indy

Indianapolis Motor Speedway, also known as The Brickyard, really wants to get in on this new "selfie" fad.

'American Ninja Warrior' contestant breaks course

Crisis averted, glory attained.

Batman Bear fights invisible enemies in bathtub

GO GET 'EM, BATMAN BEAR.

Jay Cutler drives a conversion van now

Every time we think Jay Cutler can't get better, he tops himself.

This rock-climbing baby will one day rule us all

Go baby, it's your birth year.

Arby's runs afoul of the Washington NFL team

Robert Griffin III has fallen out of favor with personalized Arby's signs.

Christian Ponder names daughter after Bobby Bowden

He just beat us to it, is all.

AFL QB Erik Meyer has a 'cat tail' beard

Make your face look like the back of a cat. Strong look.

George Harrison tree destroyed by literal beetles

This is the truth-is-stranger-than-fiction version of a perfect game.

Latest horse racing fad: 2 races at the same time

"You got turf in my dirt!" "You got dirt in my turf!"

His beard is a Nats logo. Your argument is invalid

We can only aspire to be this dude's beard.

Episode 96: A Parade Of Slurs

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Discussions about race and the Insane Clown Posse. That's what you're here for, right?

DotA 2 player sidelined by 'mouse elbow'

I can relate. Last summer I got a bad case of typist's groin.

What we learned from WWE Battleground

That sure was a pay-per-view!

An evening at The Iron Sheik's 'Roasted Rumble'

Sheiky Baby, Deebo, Buff and Mr. Belding. Just another Thursday night in Los Angeles.

How to watch WWE Battleground

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The WWE World Heavyweight Championship is on the line on Sunday. Here's how you can watch that Fatal 4-Way.

Why you should care about WWE Battleground

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There's a pay-per-view on Sunday and it looks like a good one on paper. We're here to get you ready to watch it.

Arrested man orders 5 pizzas to police station

Almost certainly a tribute to the University of Louisville football team, which plays in Papa John's Cardinal Stadium.

This picture of 1981 Tom Kite might be NSFW

You may want to open up an incognito browser to view this one.

Dwyane replaces LeBron with BASKETBALL DOLPHIN

Who needs King James? The dolphin will take it from here.

LeBron-inspired wedding photos are a terrible idea

Your kids aren't going to get the reference, for one.

Taiwan's tourism mascot could play for Tennessee

Why is this happening.

Joaquin Phoenix has a second face on his face

He's one of the greatest actors of his generation. Also, he has a forehead face.

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