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BillSelfsToupee

  • joined Jun 21, 2011
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I work in IT, which means I struggle to stay awake most days. I live right in the middle of KU country on the missouri side, which makes me die a little inside every day.

My wife is a KU fan, i hate her for it.

I hate nascar and I would honestly rather get kicked in the nuts for each lap they run than attend an actual race.

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Kansas City Royals
  • NFL Kansas City Chiefs
  • NCAAF Missouri Tigers
  • NCAAB Missouri Tigers
  • NHL Colorado Avalanche
  • NBA Oklahoma City Thunder
  • NASCAR i hate nascar
  • MMA Ben Askren
  • FIFA US
  • MLS Sporting KC
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The fact that Jared Lorenzen put over 500 on UGA just boggles my mind
Commented on Mizzou Links: Henry Josey, Markus Golden, Momentum and ONE DAY TO FOOTBALL on Aug 29 2014, 10:42a - 2 replies
I like it
Commented on Mizzou Links: Henry Josey, Markus Golden, Momentum and ONE DAY TO FOOTBALL on Aug 29 2014, 10:19a - 2 replies
I watched a bit of the boise vs ole miss game, it was rough
Commented on Mizzou Links: Henry Josey, Markus Golden, Momentum and ONE DAY TO FOOTBALL on Aug 29 2014, 10:18a - 2 replies
Nope, but we can get cable providers to carry it...
Commented on Mizzou Links: Henry Josey, Markus Golden, Momentum and ONE DAY TO FOOTBALL on Aug 29 2014, 9:59a
Dude, you've seen the size of my dome
Commented on Mizzou Links: Henry Josey, Markus Golden, Momentum and ONE DAY TO FOOTBALL on Aug 29 2014, 9:51a - 1 reply
Drewder is always at an 11
Commented on Mizzou Links: Henry Josey, Markus Golden, Momentum and ONE DAY TO FOOTBALL on Aug 29 2014, 9:49a - 2 replies
this is no place for excuses, puny man
Commented on Mizzou Links: Henry Josey, Markus Golden, Momentum and ONE DAY TO FOOTBALL on Aug 29 2014, 9:48a - 1 reply
and he hasn't pr'd in years
Commented on Mizzou Links: Henry Josey, Markus Golden, Momentum and ONE DAY TO FOOTBALL on Aug 29 2014, 9:47a - 1 reply
a weird one is Blue Man Group - Rods & Cones
Commented on Mizzou Links: Henry Josey, Markus Golden, Momentum and ONE DAY TO FOOTBALL on Aug 29 2014, 9:47a
Rage Against The Machine - half their songs
Commented on Mizzou Links: Henry Josey, Markus Golden, Momentum and ONE DAY TO FOOTBALL on Aug 29 2014, 9:44a - 5 replies
I knew I'd never make your 53 swole roster, I'm just hoping for the practice team.
Commented on Mizzou Links: Henry Josey, Markus Golden, Momentum and ONE DAY TO FOOTBALL on Aug 29 2014, 9:34a
some are coming down today according to the twitters, not necessarily the rams, but some teams are making cuts earlier
Commented on Mizzou Links: Henry Josey, Markus Golden, Momentum and ONE DAY TO FOOTBALL on Aug 29 2014, 9:32a - 2 replies
ha, less money for me, thats certainly true
Commented on Mizzou Links: Henry Josey, Markus Golden, Momentum and ONE DAY TO FOOTBALL on Aug 29 2014, 9:25a
well, I agree
Commented on Mizzou Links: Henry Josey, Markus Golden, Momentum and ONE DAY TO FOOTBALL on Aug 29 2014, 9:25a - 1 reply
me either, i prefer whole bills
Commented on Mizzou Links: Henry Josey, Markus Golden, Momentum and ONE DAY TO FOOTBALL on Aug 29 2014, 9:24a - 2 replies
that'd be one long, amazing smelling drive
Commented on Mizzou Links: Henry Josey, Markus Golden, Momentum and ONE DAY TO FOOTBALL on Aug 29 2014, 9:20a
congrats!
Commented on Mizzou Links: Henry Josey, Markus Golden, Momentum and ONE DAY TO FOOTBALL on Aug 29 2014, 9:09a
Exactly, I'm there to cook, clean, make her laugh, rub her back and feet
Commented on Mizzou Links: Henry Josey, Markus Golden, Momentum and ONE DAY TO FOOTBALL on Aug 29 2014, 9:07a - 1 reply
Yeah, it wouldn't have been great but man shes just been, um, not happy
Commented on Mizzou Links: Henry Josey, Markus Golden, Momentum and ONE DAY TO FOOTBALL on Aug 29 2014, 9:00a - 1 reply
its amazing how fast that switched
Commented on Mizzou Links: Henry Josey, Markus Golden, Momentum and ONE DAY TO FOOTBALL on Aug 29 2014, 8:56a - 1 reply
Ha, I woke up too early
Commented on Mizzou Links: Henry Josey, Markus Golden, Momentum and ONE DAY TO FOOTBALL on Aug 29 2014, 8:51a - 2 replies
no, you have no idea what you're doing
Commented on Mizzou Links: Henry Josey, Markus Golden, Momentum and ONE DAY TO FOOTBALL on Aug 29 2014, 8:48a - 2 replies
yup, sucks
Commented on Mizzou Links: Henry Josey, Markus Golden, Momentum and ONE DAY TO FOOTBALL on Aug 29 2014, 8:36a
Yeah, I wouldn't even think about complaining
Commented on Mizzou Links: Henry Josey, Markus Golden, Momentum and ONE DAY TO FOOTBALL on Aug 29 2014, 8:29a
That much, huh?
Commented on Mizzou Links: Henry Josey, Markus Golden, Momentum and ONE DAY TO FOOTBALL on Aug 29 2014, 8:28a - 1 reply
Whats happening on this lovely friday morning?
Commented on Mizzou Links: Henry Josey, Markus Golden, Momentum and ONE DAY TO FOOTBALL on Aug 29 2014, 8:10a - 4 replies
Hola
Commented on Mizzou Links: Henry Josey, Markus Golden, Momentum and ONE DAY TO FOOTBALL on Aug 29 2014, 8:00a - 1 reply
I get zero guff from the kU fans anymore
Commented on Mizzou Links: Brady and Ross cleared, turnover streaks, and SDSU in 2 days on Aug 28 2014, 4:15p - 1 reply
Yet another reason not to move south for me
Commented on Mizzou Links: Brady and Ross cleared, turnover streaks, and SDSU in 2 days on Aug 28 2014, 4:11p - 1 reply
Arky and LSU fans, they're just weird man
Commented on Mizzou Links: Brady and Ross cleared, turnover streaks, and SDSU in 2 days on Aug 28 2014, 3:39p
no
Commented on Rock M Roll Call: The 2014 Edition on Aug 28 2014, 3:32p - 1 reply
for 9
Voted on Aug 28 2014, 3:31p
Agreed
Commented on Mizzou Links: Brady and Ross cleared, turnover streaks, and SDSU in 2 days on Aug 28 2014, 3:31p
That it is
Commented on Mizzou Links: Brady and Ross cleared, turnover streaks, and SDSU in 2 days on Aug 28 2014, 2:41p
OH, USCw, you so crazy
Commented on Mizzou Links: Brady and Ross cleared, turnover streaks, and SDSU in 2 days on Aug 28 2014, 2:26p - 2 replies
thanks, you can have her all to your self
Commented on Mizzou Links: Brady and Ross cleared, turnover streaks, and SDSU in 2 days on Aug 28 2014, 1:58p - 1 reply
nope
Commented on Mizzou Links: Brady and Ross cleared, turnover streaks, and SDSU in 2 days on Aug 28 2014, 1:53p - 1 reply
1 monthly subscription to constant contact
Commented on Mizzou Links: Brady and Ross cleared, turnover streaks, and SDSU in 2 days on Aug 28 2014, 1:32p - 1 reply
I'll take 3 all in black than ya very much
Commented on Mizzou Links: Brady and Ross cleared, turnover streaks, and SDSU in 2 days on Aug 28 2014, 1:18p
sounds a bout right
Commented on Mizzou Links: Brady and Ross cleared, turnover streaks, and SDSU in 2 days on Aug 28 2014, 1:15p - 1 reply
Yeah, like a hair piece!
Commented on Mizzou Links: Brady and Ross cleared, turnover streaks, and SDSU in 2 days on Aug 28 2014, 1:02p
Ha, I'll most likely be at my moms
Commented on Pregamin' South Dakota State on Aug 28 2014, 12:51p - 2 replies
I have 2
Commented on Mizzou Links: Brady and Ross cleared, turnover streaks, and SDSU in 2 days on Aug 28 2014, 12:47p - 1 reply
I wouldn't lie to ya
Commented on Pregamin' South Dakota State on Aug 28 2014, 12:47p - 1 reply
Sorry, that was my bad
Commented on Pregamin' South Dakota State on Aug 28 2014, 12:43p - 1 reply
yeah, wild stuff
Commented on Mizzou Links: Brady and Ross cleared, turnover streaks, and SDSU in 2 days on Aug 28 2014, 12:38p
speaking of that, the weekly edition of "your baby is this big and other tidbits"
Commented on Mizzou Links: Brady and Ross cleared, turnover streaks, and SDSU in 2 days on Aug 28 2014, 12:36p - 2 replies
It'll happen, at least a few I'm sure
Commented on Pregamin' South Dakota State on Aug 28 2014, 12:35p
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