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BillSelfsToupee

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I work in IT, which means I struggle to stay awake most days. I live right in the middle of KU country on the missouri side, which makes me die a little inside every day.

My wife is a KU fan, i hate her for it.

I hate nascar and I would honestly rather get kicked in the nuts for each lap they run than attend an actual race.

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  • MLB Kansas City Royals
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  • NCAAF Missouri Tigers
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  • NASCAR i hate nascar
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mrs bst is right there with ya
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-28-14: Braylon Webb is a rock, Henry Josey is Darren Sproles on Jul 28 2014, 4:52p
Dunno, oh well
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-28-14: Braylon Webb is a rock, Henry Josey is Darren Sproles on Jul 28 2014, 4:50p
then again, they wouldn't even interview me
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-28-14: Braylon Webb is a rock, Henry Josey is Darren Sproles on Jul 28 2014, 4:47p - 2 replies
sorry
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-28-14: Braylon Webb is a rock, Henry Josey is Darren Sproles on Jul 28 2014, 4:47p - 1 reply
you do work at cerner...
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-28-14: Braylon Webb is a rock, Henry Josey is Darren Sproles on Jul 28 2014, 4:45p - 1 reply
Duke talent deal
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-28-14: Braylon Webb is a rock, Henry Josey is Darren Sproles on Jul 28 2014, 4:40p - 2 replies
also
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-28-14: Braylon Webb is a rock, Henry Josey is Darren Sproles on Jul 28 2014, 4:36p - 1 reply
yeah, i did good enough but my gpa was so awful I had to go to community college no matter what
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-28-14: Braylon Webb is a rock, Henry Josey is Darren Sproles on Jul 28 2014, 4:36p
mrs bst showed me those the other day
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-28-14: Braylon Webb is a rock, Henry Josey is Darren Sproles on Jul 28 2014, 4:35p - 1 reply
I fell asleep for the entire science portion of the ACT's
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-28-14: Braylon Webb is a rock, Henry Josey is Darren Sproles on Jul 28 2014, 4:33p - 4 replies
I got hit by one once, luckily my head is large and well cushioned
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-28-14: Braylon Webb is a rock, Henry Josey is Darren Sproles on Jul 28 2014, 3:25p - 2 replies
yup, closer than we are now at least
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-28-14: Braylon Webb is a rock, Henry Josey is Darren Sproles on Jul 28 2014, 3:17p
There we go
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-28-14: Braylon Webb is a rock, Henry Josey is Darren Sproles on Jul 28 2014, 3:16p - 2 replies
Yeah, then it'd certainly be out of my price range
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-28-14: Braylon Webb is a rock, Henry Josey is Darren Sproles on Jul 28 2014, 3:12p - 2 replies
I just found our dream house
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-28-14: Braylon Webb is a rock, Henry Josey is Darren Sproles on Jul 28 2014, 3:08p - 3 replies
I'm not knocking the cheap housing by any means
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-28-14: Braylon Webb is a rock, Henry Josey is Darren Sproles on Jul 28 2014, 2:30p
ha, parts of LS have become a bit more run down but LS mainly just thinks very highly of it self and has a significant inferiority complex to JOCO
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-28-14: Braylon Webb is a rock, Henry Josey is Darren Sproles on Jul 28 2014, 2:27p - 2 replies
Yes, Belton is a whole different ball of wax, mainly because of the amount of former and current Marine's that still live in town
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-28-14: Braylon Webb is a rock, Henry Josey is Darren Sproles on Jul 28 2014, 2:22p
its your lower middle class destination of choice
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-28-14: Braylon Webb is a rock, Henry Josey is Darren Sproles on Jul 28 2014, 2:21p - 2 replies
The biggest reason OG is growing and Odessa is maintaining its sh!thole capitol status
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-28-14: Braylon Webb is a rock, Henry Josey is Darren Sproles on Jul 28 2014, 2:15p - 2 replies
cold and alcoholic for me
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-28-14: Braylon Webb is a rock, Henry Josey is Darren Sproles on Jul 28 2014, 2:14p
He isn't that trashy
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-28-14: Braylon Webb is a rock, Henry Josey is Darren Sproles on Jul 28 2014, 2:11p - 1 reply
understandable
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-28-14: Braylon Webb is a rock, Henry Josey is Darren Sproles on Jul 28 2014, 2:11p
you my friend have not been to Liberty yet
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-28-14: Braylon Webb is a rock, Henry Josey is Darren Sproles on Jul 28 2014, 2:07p - 3 replies
yeah, you cannot tell where GV stops and Blue Springs begins
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-28-14: Braylon Webb is a rock, Henry Josey is Darren Sproles on Jul 28 2014, 2:06p
it sucks
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-28-14: Braylon Webb is a rock, Henry Josey is Darren Sproles on Jul 28 2014, 2:06p - 1 reply
x
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-28-14: Braylon Webb is a rock, Henry Josey is Darren Sproles on Jul 28 2014, 2:03p - 3 replies
I really enjoyed it
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-28-14: Braylon Webb is a rock, Henry Josey is Darren Sproles on Jul 28 2014, 12:56p - 1 reply
hawt
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-28-14: Braylon Webb is a rock, Henry Josey is Darren Sproles on Jul 28 2014, 11:39a
oof, I bet
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-28-14: Braylon Webb is a rock, Henry Josey is Darren Sproles on Jul 28 2014, 10:55a
Yeah, and even more so it was Pay DB or pay Brandon Albert and have no WR depth
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-28-14: Braylon Webb is a rock, Henry Josey is Darren Sproles on Jul 28 2014, 10:52a
Well, they shouldn't have given Bowe all that money in the first place
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-28-14: Braylon Webb is a rock, Henry Josey is Darren Sproles on Jul 28 2014, 10:50a - 3 replies
I believe he is only on a 1 year deal, so they could this coming off season
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-28-14: Braylon Webb is a rock, Henry Josey is Darren Sproles on Jul 28 2014, 10:48a - 1 reply
They have them for sale in the team store
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-28-14: Braylon Webb is a rock, Henry Josey is Darren Sproles on Jul 28 2014, 10:40a - 1 reply
I'm glad you cut yourself this morning
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-28-14: Braylon Webb is a rock, Henry Josey is Darren Sproles on Jul 28 2014, 10:00a - 1 reply
Yup, he is the literal form of Parkman from Major League 2
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-28-14: Braylon Webb is a rock, Henry Josey is Darren Sproles on Jul 28 2014, 9:57a - 3 replies
ouch
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-28-14: Braylon Webb is a rock, Henry Josey is Darren Sproles on Jul 28 2014, 9:57a
I have played the Bill Brasky game too many times
Commented on KCMO Toledo Watch Party 9/6/14 on Jul 28 2014, 9:54a
Yeah, he was a puppy mill dog and we've had him for almost 6 years now
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-28-14: Braylon Webb is a rock, Henry Josey is Darren Sproles on Jul 28 2014, 9:52a - 1 reply
I'm sure it'll be different soon but I've had to do lots of consoling and wiping tears this weekend
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-28-14: Braylon Webb is a rock, Henry Josey is Darren Sproles on Jul 28 2014, 9:51a
Holy crap, I have the most emotional wife in the world right now
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-28-14: Braylon Webb is a rock, Henry Josey is Darren Sproles on Jul 28 2014, 9:48a - 5 replies
yeah, she'll be a full 35-36 weeks by that point
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-28-14: Braylon Webb is a rock, Henry Josey is Darren Sproles on Jul 28 2014, 9:36a - 1 reply
yes
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-28-14: Braylon Webb is a rock, Henry Josey is Darren Sproles on Jul 28 2014, 9:35a
Uh, ok
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-28-14: Braylon Webb is a rock, Henry Josey is Darren Sproles on Jul 28 2014, 9:33a - 2 replies
good, this will allow me to attend
Commented on KCMO Toledo Watch Party 9/6/14 on Jul 28 2014, 9:32a - 1 reply
I don't understand that second sentence so I'm going to act like I didn't read it
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-28-14: Braylon Webb is a rock, Henry Josey is Darren Sproles on Jul 28 2014, 9:32a - 1 reply
so, tell me more about your Toledo watch party
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-28-14: Braylon Webb is a rock, Henry Josey is Darren Sproles on Jul 28 2014, 9:30a - 2 replies
oh come on, its just a little
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-28-14: Braylon Webb is a rock, Henry Josey is Darren Sproles on Jul 28 2014, 9:25a
I'm expecting some better things from this young crop of CB's, they've got serious speed if nothing else
Commented on Sunday live thread: The order of importance on Jul 27 2014, 8:41a
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