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BillSelfsToupee

  • joined Jun 21, 2011
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I work in IT, which means I struggle to stay awake most days. I live right in the middle of KU country on the missouri side, which makes me die a little inside every day.

My wife is a KU fan, i hate her for it.

I hate nascar and I would honestly rather get kicked in the nuts for each lap they run than attend an actual race.

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Kansas City Royals
  • NFL Kansas City Chiefs
  • NCAAF Missouri Tigers
  • NCAAB Missouri Tigers
  • NHL Colorado Avalanche
  • NBA Oklahoma City Thunder
  • NASCAR i hate nascar
  • MMA Ben Askren
  • FIFA US
  • MLS Sporting KC
Recent Activity
they're awesome
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 4:59p - 1 reply
i'll look it up, big poppas used to be cheaper
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 4:58p - 1 reply
I'm being lazy here today and don't wanna look it up
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 4:30p - 1 reply
I don't blame ya
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 4:19p - 2 replies
ha, I could deal with that but that'd put us right up to the deadline for the first game
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 3:52p
We may go to my moms for a night in the next few weeks is all. Still within 2 hours of our hospital
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 3:50p
I'm sure he and the promoters had an end figure in mind that mde it worth it for them to go over there
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 3:44p - 1 reply
that seriously blows, when does a travel ban normally start?
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 3:44p - 2 replies
YA DAMN RIGHT!
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 3:38p - 1 reply
just as I've said
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 3:35p - 1 reply
right there with ya broseph
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 3:32p - 1 reply
its easier than you might think
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 3:30p
be careful how high of a temp you're using in the oven
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 3:22p - 1 reply
yeah, there are guides online about how to oil the insides and give em a good hot burn on the inside to clean all that stuff up
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 3:20p
its not for novices
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 2:13p
if you want to build an upright the UDS (ugly drum smoker) is the way to go
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 2:12p - 3 replies
I like this and must try it
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 2:08p
in recent history there has been approximately one crock pot of left over gravy
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 2:08p
a kurtathon is 26 beers
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 2:04p - 3 replies
I know of no such thing
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 1:55p
uh, what is that word?
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 1:54p - 4 replies
yup
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 1:40p
hmmm, I'll take your bet
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 1:33p - 1 reply
I quit trying to light fires with gasoline while super drunk
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 1:26p - 2 replies
rookie
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 1:24p - 2 replies
yeah, I've looked into a trailer style job
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 1:23p
generally those are much better designed/engineered and built
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 1:21p - 2 replies
yes, imagine how much of the smoke and heat is just getting to a portion of the rack space inside the actual smoke box
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 1:17p - 1 reply
they aren't any harder
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 1:17p
knock offs aren't nearly as bad
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 1:14p
lump is good for grilling, as it burns hotter
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 1:14p - 1 reply
Yup, any time you see an offset you can almost guarantee its crap
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 1:13p - 1 reply
Damnit, just got my rejection email for Masters practice rounds
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 1:06p - 1 reply
you obviously haven't prepared it correctly
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 1:06p
yeah, but I'd rather use a dehydrator jerky
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 1:04p - 1 reply
if you want to actually smoke and get a smoker go charcoal/wood all the way
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 1:00p - 3 replies
I remember already being drunk in the parking lot and destroying bags of chex mix and all of Beefs beer by myself
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 12:33p - 1 reply
Thats going on my headstone
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 12:21p - 1 reply
just don't look at my junk in the shower!
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 12:17p - 1 reply
but, does he have a NO NO?
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 12:09p - 1 reply
friend of mine is sadly a kU grad and works for the governors campaign in ks
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 11:55a
its what we do
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 11:50a
z
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 11:47a
you really are our flunky Aimee
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 11:47a - 1 reply
No, you said something along the lines of we agreed it best to preserve our memories of our wives
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 11:45a
are they just fancy lunch boxes?
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 11:38a - 1 reply
no thanks
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 11:38a
I've seen the birthing videos in my parenting classes in HS
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 11:36a - 1 reply
yeah, I don't like gin anyway
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 11:30a - 1 reply
my mom still talks about when I as born it was at a teaching hospital
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 11:30a - 3 replies
haha
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 11:26a
I'd rather UK still over kU
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 11:26a - 1 reply
le sigh?
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 11:25a - 2 replies
better than KC where they dig a big hole, put an even bigger iron plate over it and then leave it there for the rest of time
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 11:23a - 1 reply
I don't have germs
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 11:23a - 1 reply
I don't think I've ever had that happen to me
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 11:21a - 1 reply
ha
Commented on Mizzou Links, 7-22-14: Tiger SEC SOS is favorable, Jayson Tatum is good at basketball on Jul 22 2014, 11:20a - 4 replies
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