SKATE AWAY SUNDAY'S BBQ HANGOVER WITH FRESH AIR IN YOUR FACE AND A HOCKEY STICK IN THE GROIN!!!

With Saturday and Sunday dedicated to Holiday festivities and people off for the holiday, we're setting the game for this MONDAY @ NOOOOOOOOOON!!!

Sure, setting the game on a weekday may rumple some finely pressed suits, but our dedication to having a fun, free weekly outdoor hockey game is unflappable.

As such, we shall all assemble at PINE PARK IN HOFFMAN ESTATES at noon on MONDAY, MAY 28th for this one of a kind hockey experiment!

JOIN US THIS SATURDAY IN HOFFMAN ESTATES FOR THE BEST LOW-FAT HOCKEY SUBSTITUTE IN THE NW SUBURBS!!!

SCH INLINE HOCKEY CLUB NEWS FAQ

What do I need to play?

Inline skates and a stick. Other equipment such as gloves, talent and sobriety are optional./

Where do you play at?

Pine park outdoor inline hockey rink off Winston Road in Hoffman Estates, just north of route 62. Use the interwebz for directions.

What's the talent level like?

Everybody and anybody can play!!! We generally range from very good to not so good. All we ask is you try not to hurt anybody!

If you need any more information, leave a question in the comments and I'll get back to you. Hope to see a great turn out this weekend.

CALLING ALL CARDS! CALLING ALL CARDS!

Did you know that people from this message board have been meeting to play hockey every week (weather permitting) since last July???

IT'S TRUE!!!

Recognizing that getting a game of rat hockey together is much harder than it seems, the puckheads from this board have decided to make it easy: A REGULAR HOCKEY MEET-UP for all levels of hockey players!

That sounds like an awesome idea ... I can't bear to live with the fact that I've missed about 25 hockey games that I could have played in over the last year! I'm going to eat a turkey sandwich and hang myself in the lavatory!

Whoa, whoa, whoa! It's not to late to start - Because we're recruiting new players EVERY SINGLE WEEK!

With our casual revolving door rotation of players, there's always room for more! So come out this Sunday and see what all the fuss is about.

GAME INFO:

Date: SUNDAY, May 120

Time: NOON

Weather Watch: Wait and see!!!

Location: Pine Park in Hoffman Estates, off Winston Road just north of Algonquin Road (Route 62). Same place every time dummy.

JOIN US THIS SATURDAY IN HOFFMAN ESTATES FOR THE BEST NON-FAT HOCKEY SUBSTITUTE IN THE NW SUBURBS!!!

SCH INLINE HOCKEY CLUB NEWS FAQ

What do I need to play?

Inline skates and a stick. Other equipment such as gloves, talent and sobriety are optional.

Where do you play at?

Pine park outdoor inline hockey rink off Winston Road in Hoffman Estates, just north of route 62. Use the interwebz for directions.

What's the talent level like?

Everybody and anybody can play!!! We generally range from very good to not so good. All we ask is you try not to hurt anybody!

I haven't come out to a game yet because I'm shy and nervous about losing my interwebz anonymity.

Great news - You can wear a goalie mask so nobody can see your face!

If you need any more information, leave a question in the comments and I'll get back to you. Hope to see a great turn out this weekend.

EXTRA! EXTRA! SOMEBODY'S GETTING MARRIED!!!

SCH Inline Hockey Club cordially invites you to celebrate the wedding game of:

________________________Billy Charlesbois________________________

_______________________On Sunday Afternoon_______________________

_____________________April the twenty-second_____________________

__________________________At twelve noon_________________________

If you can play in the game, RSVP by posting at the bottom of this board!!!

Come out this Sunday at noon to celebrate an extra special SCH Inline Hockey Club Event: My first game as a married man!!! My wedding is the night before, and I'd like to get in a good game before my honeymoon! Send me off in style with a great game!

GAME INFO:

Date: SUNDAY, April 22

Time: NOON!

Weather Watch: says 30% chance of rain, keep an eye here to see if the game is still going

Location: Pine Park in Hoffman Estates, off Winston Road just north of Algonquin Road (Route 62).

We're starting at noon so I have time to peel myself off the ceiling and come play!

JOIN US THIS SUNDAY IN HOFFMAN ESTATES FOR THE MOST AUTHENTIC HOCKEY EXPERIENCE HAVING NO HOCKEY EXPERIENCE CAN GET YOU!

SCH INLINE HOCKEY CLUB NEWS FAQ

What do I need to play?

Inline skates and a stick. Other equipment such as gloves are optional.

Where do you play at?

Pine park outdoor inline hockey rink off Winston Road in Hoffman Estates, just north of route 62.

What's the talent level like?

It's wide open! Anybody with a good attitude can play EVERYBODY CAN PLAY (as long as you promise not to intentionally hurt anybody)!

I missed the 18 games you played last year, can you prove this isn't a set-up to sell me a time-share?

Stop complaining! Florida is beautiful this time of year. Have you seen how close our units are to the Fort Lauderdale beaches???

SEE YOU THERE!

DON'T WAIT FOR THE BLACKHAWKS' SEASON ENDER TO START YOUR HOCKEY THIS SATURDAY!!!

SCH Inline Hockey Club recognizes it's puritan roots by scheduling this week's game on Saturday instead of Easter!!!

GAME INFO:

Date: SATURDAY, April 7, 2012

Time: 10:00 A.M.

Location: Pine Park in Hoffman Estates, off Winston Road just north of Algonquin Road (Route 62).

Who's all gonna be there: You and everyone you know!!!

JOIN US THIS SATURDAY IN HOFFMAN ESTATES FOR THE MOST AUTHENTIC HOCKEY EXPERIENCE HAVING NO HOCKEY EXPERIENCE CAN BUY!

SCH INLINE HOCKEY CLUB NEWS FAQ

What do I need to play?

Inline skates and a stick. Other equipment such as gloves are optional.

Where do you play at?

Pine park outdoor inline hockey rink off Winston Road in Hoffman Estates, just north of route 62.

What's the talent level like?

It's wide open! Anybody with a good attitude can play EVERYBODY CAN PLAY (as long as you promise not to intentionally hurt anybody)!

I missed the 18 games you played last year, can you prove this isn't a set-up to sell me a time-share?

Stop complaining! Florida is beautiful this time of year. Have you seen how close our units are to the Fort Lauderdale beaches???

SCH INLINE HOCKEY CLUB BREAKS RECORD FOR MOST FALSE CLAIMS OF BREAKING RECORDS!!!

Over 53,000 people descended on Hoffman Estates to either play hockey or generally live!

Fourteen people played in todays game, which included many aspects of real hockey:

- Goaltenders

- Offsides

- 5 game suspensions to everybody for having elbows (too dangerous for our game)!

We've been very lucky to merge with another accredited hockey club, allowing us to have two strong games. However, a few more people would turn this rink-a-dink club into a hockey powerhouse of the NW suburbs!

More info about the next game will be posted later this week!

SCH INLINE HOCKEY CLUB NEWS FAQ

What do I need to play?

Inline skates and a stick. Other equipment such as gloves are optional.

Where do you play at?

Pine park outdoor inline hockey rink off Winston Road in Hoffman Estates, just north of route 62.

What's the talent level like?

It's wide open! Anybody with a good attitude can play EVERYBODY CAN PLAY (as long as you promise not to intentionally hurt anybody)!

I missed the 18 games we played last year, can you prove this isn't a set-up to sell me a time-share?

Take a look:

Pictured above: SCH Street Hockey Club 2011

What's new for this year ?

Due to the confusion over what street hockey is, we're changing the name to the SCH INLINE Hockey Club.

Hope to see everybody next Sunday!