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Are Texas fans' basketball expectations too high?

Texas fans think the basketball program should be 'elite', but what is 'elite' and is Texas capable of joining the basketball blue bloods?

Holmes to skip NBA draft

Jonathan Holmes announced he's coming back for his senior season. While this isn't a particularly big surprise to most that follow Longhorn basketball - not many NBA draftniks or UT faithful...

Barkers Break Down the Brackets

Take a look at the predictions from the Barking Carnival hoops heads & don't forget to join our bracket group!

A Fool's Errand: You're Right About Rick

Hey, I have a novel idea: let's argue about Barnes

Where does your program rank?

A pseudo-mathematical attempt to discern what programs historically shine in the NCAA Tournament

Sports & Society: Not Everything Means Something

Humans are hard-wired to look for patterns in the world and attach meaning to the events they perceive. It's an evolutionary trait that has helped us defeat predators & rise to the top of the food...

A Fool's Errand: Jonathan Holmes makes 'The Leap'

One of the truths of college basketball is that the biggest leap for a player tends to happen between their freshman & sophomore years. Their conditioning catches up to the length of the NCAA...

New NBA commish supports raising eligibility age

Adam Silver supports raising the age of eligibility to 20, effectively ending the '1 & done' phenomenon.

UT redemption tour? Kevin Dunn talks Augieball.

Longhorn Network's baseball play-by-play man Kevin Dunn sits down with Barking Carnival to talk about the 2014 season and the state of the Texas baseball program.

Texas Volleyball loses assistant to Penn State

The rich get richer as Salima Rockwell returns to her alma mater.

Daddy Damarcus

Rumors of Barnes offering DC Jr a 2032 scholarship unconfirmed


A fool's errand?

It ain't over yet.

Conspiracy Theories & Confirmation Bias

Now that the Texas Longhorns' coaching search - at least, the search for the head coach - is winding down with the hiring of Charlie Strong, it seems a good time to reflect back on the past 2+...

Predicting Texas' path to the NCAA tournament

A Fool's Errand: Predicting Texas' path to the NCAA tournament

Early Season Review of Texas Basketball

In case you missed my wildly popular season preview of the Texas Longhorns that generated literally tens of page views - in the process, lining @BarkingCarnival's pockets with hundreds of cents in...

Cameron Ridley in a nutshell

This is how I feel watching Cameron Ridley play basketball.


Interesting note about UT basketball for tonight's opener

After reading Mike Finger's article this morning, one thing stuck out to me more than anything else: But Holland said he thinks UT will be better because it has multiple players who can...


USA Today lists their initial 'Top 68' NCAA field, guess who isn't there?

It's not exactly news that this Texas team is struggling to return to prominence, but in yet another sign of where things are USA Today has left Texas out of their initial NCAA tourney projections....


When was your moment of irrationality?

Yesterday, while I was in the shower - soaping down my scrotum with my customary amount of vigor - I had That Moment. Not the moment you have as a tween when strange sensations of friction suddenly...

Mack says OL will be best ever by year's end

Mack's trolling us, right?


Thanks, Mack!

I have been a Texas Longhorns fan since birth. My father is a UT graduate, I was born & raised in the Austin area, and some of my earliest memories were Dad taking the family to UT games in the...


Bitterwhiteguy's 2014-2015 UT Basketball Projections

I know, I know; we still have a season between now and then. But we might as well start looking ahead in light of today's news about Papi. I don't see any way Barnes survives this season any...

Papi is gone

Well, there went the season.

Prince Ibeh explains why KY-H has dropped the H

"so he can go by Ky-jelly lol"


Projecting the 2013-2014 Backcourt

The match that lit the dumpster fire that was the 2012 Texas Longhorns basketball season was thrown from the backcourt. Actually, I have that wrong because it should be plural instead of singular....

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