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Better Know A Fringe Sport: Triathlons


Screw Kenny Powers, this sport is hard

Texas Baseball: Offensive Powerhouse


Longhorns Love the Long Ball

Turner wins gold, sets blocks record


On Tuesday afternoon, the USA U18 team won gold at the FIBA Americas tournament by defeating Canada 113 - 79. This win qualifies the U18 team for the FIBA Basketball World Cup in September. Texas...

Better Know a Fringe Sport: Slamball


Have you ever wondered what it would look like if they let the Nuggets mascot take off his costume? Wait, that didn't sound right.

Better Know A Fringe Sport: Cycling


It's like 200 of that guy you always see in spandex at Starbucks, but fast.

NCAA D1 basketball attendance leaders 1970-2013


The NCAA has compiled attendance figures for the top schools since 1970 & posted a PDF online.

Damarcus Croaker makes his intentions known


Damarcus Croaker's back on campus

Sports Don't Matter, Until They Do


Not all losses are created equal

Are Texas fans' basketball expectations too high?


Texas fans think the basketball program should be 'elite', but what is 'elite' and is Texas capable of joining the basketball blue bloods?

Holmes to skip NBA draft


Jonathan Holmes announced he's coming back for his senior season. While this isn't a particularly big surprise to most that follow Longhorn basketball - not many NBA draftniks or UT faithful...

Barkers Break Down the Brackets


Take a look at the predictions from the Barking Carnival hoops heads & don't forget to join our bracket group!

A Fool's Errand: You're Right About Rick


Hey, I have a novel idea: let's argue about Barnes

Where does your program rank?


A pseudo-mathematical attempt to discern what programs historically shine in the NCAA Tournament

Sports & Society: Not Everything Means Something


Humans are hard-wired to look for patterns in the world and attach meaning to the events they perceive. It's an evolutionary trait that has helped us defeat predators & rise to the top of the food...

A Fool's Errand: Jonathan Holmes makes 'The Leap'


One of the truths of college basketball is that the biggest leap for a player tends to happen between their freshman & sophomore years. Their conditioning catches up to the length of the NCAA...

New NBA commish supports raising eligibility age


Adam Silver supports raising the age of eligibility to 20, effectively ending the '1 & done' phenomenon.

UT redemption tour? Kevin Dunn talks Augieball.


Longhorn Network's baseball play-by-play man Kevin Dunn sits down with Barking Carnival to talk about the 2014 season and the state of the Texas baseball program.

Texas Volleyball loses assistant to Penn State


The rich get richer as Salima Rockwell returns to her alma mater.

Daddy Damarcus


Rumors of Barnes offering DC Jr a 2032 scholarship unconfirmed


A fool's errand?

It ain't over yet.

Conspiracy Theories & Confirmation Bias

Now that the Texas Longhorns' coaching search - at least, the search for the head coach - is winding down with the hiring of Charlie Strong, it seems a good time to reflect back on the past 2+...

Predicting Texas' path to the NCAA tournament

A Fool's Errand: Predicting Texas' path to the NCAA tournament

Early Season Review of Texas Basketball

In case you missed my wildly popular season preview of the Texas Longhorns that generated literally tens of page views - in the process, lining @BarkingCarnival's pockets with hundreds of cents in...

Cameron Ridley in a nutshell


This is how I feel watching Cameron Ridley play basketball.


Interesting note about UT basketball for tonight's opener

After reading Mike Finger's article this morning, one thing stuck out to me more than anything else: But Holland said he thinks UT will be better because it has multiple players who can...


USA Today lists their initial 'Top 68' NCAA field, guess who isn't there?

It's not exactly news that this Texas team is struggling to return to prominence, but in yet another sign of where things are USA Today has left Texas out of their initial NCAA tourney projections....


When was your moment of irrationality?

Yesterday, while I was in the shower - soaping down my scrotum with my customary amount of vigor - I had That Moment. Not the moment you have as a tween when strange sensations of friction suddenly...

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