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Black Helicopterz

  • joined Oct 28, 2011
  • last login Jul 21, 2014
  • posts 19
  • comments 257

1. Depressed
2. Unable to raise my social status
3. Have gone through many hardships
4. Will probably be a virgin for a LONG time
5. Have been tormented about being a loser for all my life

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Chicago Cubs
  • NBA Los Angeles Clippers
  • NFL Tennessee Titans
  • NHL Nashville Predators
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Mariani The Great and Powerful: The Untold Story Of The Titan’s 2013 Season

Just a few short minutes ago I received a very harsh lecture from some prominent members of the media. Apparently I touched a nerve when I asked why we couldn’t shoot straight and tell fans the...

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Guaranteeing Ryan Fitzpatrick’s Success: What Not To Wear At This Week’s Game

As a reporter and a media personality, I've had the benefit of covering the careers of many great NFL players. By sheer coincidence, I've known Ryan Fitzpatrick’s family since he was a boy growing...

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Many Fond Thanks To MCM For Helping To Make This Off Season The Best Ever!!

Dear MCM Staff, Please allow me to be serious for a moment. I know it must be tough for all Titans fans to wait for the regular season to begin but this off season has been particularly...

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The Untold Story of Coach Jerry Gray: The Original Leon Sandcastle

Surely by now everyone must admit that there is a negative national media conspiracy against the Titans. And apparently this conspiracy extends to Titans coaches. Does anyone remember the Leon...

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He's Coming After Our Guns, Our Women and Bud Adams!!! But Not Necessarily in That Order

Former Tennessee Titans coach Jeff Fisher is unchained and looking to settle a score against the Titans franchise. Fisher wants to deny the Titans any momentum for 2013 so he will be active...

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Dispelling The Seahawks Conspiracy Theory

Being a reporter who provides credible information to NFL fans is not easy work. Every single day I sift through hundreds of phone calls and emails from kooks and nutjobs from around the country....

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Ask a Titans Fan: Would Someone Please Murder Me? Edition

Yes I know, I know I've hit rock bottom to ask Titans fans to ask me questions about the Titans so please don't remind me how pathetic I am. Aside from being depressed and tormented about my...

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The Untold Story Of Dowell Loggains: The Man Genius

Please forgive me if I sound a little upset. My face is red with anger right now because I am so disappointed with the media. The media never told us the truth behind the rise of coach Dowell...

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If the State of Texas Secedes from the Union, The Titans Could Make the Playoffs

Some residence of Texas has petitioned the US government to allow the state to separate from the United States. The more I think about that idea the more I like it. If Texas secedes, the H...

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The Real Reason Why the Titan’s Defense Sucks: The Rusty Smith Conspiracy Theory

Rusty Smith, the third string quarterback for the Tennessee Titans will finally get his first win as an NFL quarterback. It won’t be as a starter, but we will all be happy to get the win anyway....

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Ray Lewis vs Titans Fans Conspiracy

What are the 5 worst moments in Tennessee Titans history? Would Ray Lewis be involved in four of those events? And is there one single player on an opposing NFL team that Titans fans hate more...

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MCM's New Site Look and NFL Ref's Return: Coincidence?

The Titans never had a chance Sunday against the Houston Texans and the reason why had very little to do with football. If it was just about lining up their 11 against our 11, we would have won...

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AFC South Foes vs The Fro: The Kendall Wright Hair Conspiracy Unveiled

News Flash: The Colts, Jaguars and Texans fans are all bottom feeders. These fans will do whatever is necessary to win the division, but the Houston Texans fans are the worst of the three. This...

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My Exclusive Interview with "Coach Fish" and VY: A Beer Between Best Friends Conspiracy Theory

I had always believed the media narrative that Jeff Fisher hated Vince and Vince Young despised Fisher, but that is not true. Actually Vince and Jeff are the best of friends. I recently discovered...

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My Final Conspiracy Theory: The Conspiracy Theory Conspiracy

Farewell fellow Titans fans. I have been banished from my favorite website (MCM) for posting conspiracy theories. I know how Vince Young feels right now: it’s tough being the smartest, hardest...

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Why Jimmy Morris recently changed his screen name: The MCM Conspiracy Theory

This post is being sent from an undisclosed location because am a concerned for my safety. I have taken this precaution because I believe there is a plot to prevent me, “Black Helicopterz”from...

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The Chris Johnson Conspiracy Theory: The Real Reason Why CJ2K Never Ever Ever wants to have Another 2,000 Yard Season

Chris Johnson's goal is to break the all time NFL rushing record and that is the single reason why we saw a drop off in his performance during the 2011 season. What??? Yes, I said it and I realize...

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Munchak vs Titans Owner Showdown: The Peyton Manning Conspiracy Theory

Peyton Manning has unintentionally set off a series of future epic throw downs between the Titans owner, Bud Adams and his first time head coach, Mike Munchak. I believe that the head coach and...

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Marc Mariani Conspiracy

Marc Mariani won't make the 2012 roster. The bottom of the Titans depth chart at wide receiver will see changes this season. I believe there is an alleged plot by the Titans front office to draft...

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