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Blackheartnopants

  • joined Sep 15, 2008
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I was the inspiration for the hit song "Charmless Man," recorded by Blur.
I'm on Twitter. Look for me @DouglasABarrett

"Go root for somebody else. I don’t have time for that guy."

A Fan Of...

  • MMA Jackie Chan, circa Cannonball Run 2
  • Boxing I have a pair of Bee Man Simpsons boxers I'm quite fond of.
Recent Activity
I'm like a moth to a flame
Commented on HAMSTERDAM GOT TAKEN OVER BY THE SIMPSONS on Aug 22 2014, 2:59p
(saves THAT pageview for later)
Commented on HAMSTERDAM GOT TAKEN OVER BY THE SIMPSONS on Aug 22 2014, 2:15p - 1 reply
Pour out a Glengoolie!
Commented on HAMSTERDAM GOT TAKEN OVER BY THE SIMPSONS on Aug 22 2014, 2:13p
What a great age!*
Commented on HAMSTERDAM GOT TAKEN OVER BY THE SIMPSONS on Aug 22 2014, 2:12p - 1 reply
When the snow comes a fallin ...
Commented on HAMSTERDAM GOT TAKEN OVER BY THE SIMPSONS on Aug 22 2014, 2:07p
And that great line from Stipes
Commented on HAMSTERDAM GOT TAKEN OVER BY THE SIMPSONS on Aug 22 2014, 2:01p
And who wants to pay to watch what will amount to a scrimmage?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS TEMPLETON RYE TERRITORY, APPARENTLY on Aug 21 2014, 10:30p
Oh the feeding frenzy he would set off ...
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS TEMPLETON RYE TERRITORY, APPARENTLY on Aug 21 2014, 8:33p
Looking at my BHGP fantasy football roster from the end of last year
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS TEMPLETON RYE TERRITORY, APPARENTLY on Aug 21 2014, 8:31p - 3 replies
And if this it, he's worn the jersey well
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS TEMPLETON RYE TERRITORY, APPARENTLY on Aug 21 2014, 6:33p
Doing the Grantland SNL vote
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS TEMPLETON RYE TERRITORY, APPARENTLY on Aug 21 2014, 5:25p - 1 reply
The sixth brat DOES make it a party
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS TEMPLETON RYE TERRITORY, APPARENTLY on Aug 21 2014, 4:51p - 1 reply
My favorite NFL highlights, if you can find them
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS TEMPLETON RYE TERRITORY, APPARENTLY on Aug 21 2014, 3:32p
And go YouTube some Gale Sayers highlights
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS TEMPLETON RYE TERRITORY, APPARENTLY on Aug 21 2014, 3:25p - 3 replies
'Live From New York'
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS TEMPLETON RYE TERRITORY, APPARENTLY on Aug 21 2014, 3:24p
He was the conspiracy nut in 'Sneakers'
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS TEMPLETON RYE TERRITORY, APPARENTLY on Aug 21 2014, 3:16p - 1 reply
In fairness
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS TEMPLETON RYE TERRITORY, APPARENTLY on Aug 21 2014, 3:11p - 1 reply
Johnny Switchblade, Action Punk
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS TEMPLETON RYE TERRITORY, APPARENTLY on Aug 21 2014, 3:04p
Many of those 'Best Fans'
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS TEMPLETON RYE TERRITORY, APPARENTLY on Aug 21 2014, 3:03p - 1 reply
By last name alone, I promise this Barrett dude will be a total badass
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS TEMPLETON RYE TERRITORY, APPARENTLY on Aug 21 2014, 2:57p
6/1 ... not bad
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS TEMPLETON RYE TERRITORY, APPARENTLY on Aug 21 2014, 2:39p
Not a can of corn. At all.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS TEMPLETON RYE TERRITORY, APPARENTLY on Aug 21 2014, 2:34p
Just thought of that bit when Aykroyd would play that sleazeball TV host ...
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS TEMPLETON RYE TERRITORY, APPARENTLY on Aug 21 2014, 2:20p - 1 reply
OJ KILLED A GUY
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS TEMPLETON RYE TERRITORY, APPARENTLY on Aug 21 2014, 2:17p - 1 reply
Yeah. But it would be rude of me to key Fallon's face out of spite.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS TEMPLETON RYE TERRITORY, APPARENTLY on Aug 21 2014, 2:12p
7 per side or 15
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS TEMPLETON RYE TERRITORY, APPARENTLY on Aug 20 2014, 6:51p - 1 reply
Welp
Commented on THE PROLOGUE 2014: THE CAROUSEL on Aug 20 2014, 6:47p - 2 replies
How did they get up there with those little arms?
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: MORE FROM THE BTN'S VISIT TO IOWA CITY on Aug 20 2014, 4:45p - 1 reply
Blythe v Davis in drills
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: MORE FROM THE BTN'S VISIT TO IOWA CITY on Aug 20 2014, 4:39p - 1 reply
Reading this ...
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS TEMPLETON RYE TERRITORY, APPARENTLY on Aug 20 2014, 3:01p
Haven't read ...
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS TEMPLETON RYE TERRITORY, APPARENTLY on Aug 20 2014, 2:18p - 3 replies
Golden, glorious 1958
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS TEMPLETON RYE TERRITORY, APPARENTLY on Aug 20 2014, 2:06p - 1 reply
Time is a flat circle ...
Commented on THE PROLOGUE 2014: THE CAROUSEL on Aug 20 2014, 2:00p - 1 reply
It's not what you think!
Commented on HAMSTERDAM THINKS GORDON RAMSAY MIGHT NOT BE GOOD AT THIS RESTAURANT THING on Aug 19 2014, 11:41p - 1 reply
Meanwhile, in Arizona ...
Commented on HAMSTERDAM THINKS GORDON RAMSAY MIGHT NOT BE GOOD AT THIS RESTAURANT THING on Aug 19 2014, 11:36p - 1 reply
Being a Sox fan has been a pretty good time, with the exception of the Terry Bevington Years
Commented on HAMSTERDAM THINKS GORDON RAMSAY MIGHT NOT BE GOOD AT THIS RESTAURANT THING on Aug 19 2014, 11:11p
This handsome bastard gives zero fucks about what you may think of him
Commented on HAMSTERDAM THINKS GORDON RAMSAY MIGHT NOT BE GOOD AT THIS RESTAURANT THING on Aug 19 2014, 10:59p - 4 replies
Bring skis!
Commented on HAMSTERDAM THINKS GORDON RAMSAY MIGHT NOT BE GOOD AT THIS RESTAURANT THING on Aug 19 2014, 10:19p - 1 reply
You're right ...
Commented on HAMSTERDAM THINKS GORDON RAMSAY MIGHT NOT BE GOOD AT THIS RESTAURANT THING on Aug 19 2014, 10:17p - 1 reply
Losing, probably
Commented on HAMSTERDAM THINKS GORDON RAMSAY MIGHT NOT BE GOOD AT THIS RESTAURANT THING on Aug 19 2014, 10:14p - 1 reply
Roger Bossard doesn't let a pond form behind second base, Cubbies. Just sayin.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM THINKS GORDON RAMSAY MIGHT NOT BE GOOD AT THIS RESTAURANT THING on Aug 19 2014, 10:10p - 2 replies
Good luck!
Commented on HAMSTERDAM THINKS GORDON RAMSAY MIGHT NOT BE GOOD AT THIS RESTAURANT THING on Aug 19 2014, 8:41p
Police?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM THINKS GORDON RAMSAY MIGHT NOT BE GOOD AT THIS RESTAURANT THING on Aug 19 2014, 8:30p - 1 reply
Sure. That's appropriate for a family show.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM THINKS GORDON RAMSAY MIGHT NOT BE GOOD AT THIS RESTAURANT THING on Aug 19 2014, 4:46p
Unless it features a simulated sex act between Rihanna and Perry ...
Commented on HAMSTERDAM THINKS GORDON RAMSAY MIGHT NOT BE GOOD AT THIS RESTAURANT THING on Aug 19 2014, 4:42p - 2 replies
Beskitas?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM THINKS GORDON RAMSAY MIGHT NOT BE GOOD AT THIS RESTAURANT THING on Aug 19 2014, 4:28p
You participated in a ... phallus naming?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM THINKS GORDON RAMSAY MIGHT NOT BE GOOD AT THIS RESTAURANT THING on Aug 19 2014, 4:23p - 1 reply
Can you blow me where the Pampers is?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM THINKS GORDON RAMSAY MIGHT NOT BE GOOD AT THIS RESTAURANT THING on Aug 19 2014, 4:15p - 1 reply
EVERYBODY GETS LAID!
Commented on HAMSTERDAM THINKS GORDON RAMSAY MIGHT NOT BE GOOD AT THIS RESTAURANT THING on Aug 19 2014, 4:12p - 1 reply
Scherff could be The Mountain from ASOIAF
Commented on HAMSTERDAM THINKS GORDON RAMSAY MIGHT NOT BE GOOD AT THIS RESTAURANT THING on Aug 19 2014, 4:09p - 2 replies
Celebration Rock has a permanent spot in my iPhone.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM THINKS GORDON RAMSAY MIGHT NOT BE GOOD AT THIS RESTAURANT THING on Aug 19 2014, 2:43p - 1 reply
Hey, doll. You live alone?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM THINKS GORDON RAMSAY MIGHT NOT BE GOOD AT THIS RESTAURANT THING on Aug 19 2014, 2:42p
Drake can bite it
Commented on HAMSTERDAM THINKS GORDON RAMSAY MIGHT NOT BE GOOD AT THIS RESTAURANT THING on Aug 19 2014, 2:22p - 1 reply
Who's that girl on the cover of 'Contra?'
Commented on HAMSTERDAM THINKS GORDON RAMSAY MIGHT NOT BE GOOD AT THIS RESTAURANT THING on Aug 19 2014, 2:21p - 2 replies
And Celebration Rock still makes my heart thump
Commented on HAMSTERDAM THINKS GORDON RAMSAY MIGHT NOT BE GOOD AT THIS RESTAURANT THING on Aug 19 2014, 2:18p - 1 reply
Like that Tame Impala at 7
Commented on HAMSTERDAM THINKS GORDON RAMSAY MIGHT NOT BE GOOD AT THIS RESTAURANT THING on Aug 19 2014, 2:17p - 1 reply
Never met the guy
Commented on HAMSTERDAM THINKS GORDON RAMSAY MIGHT NOT BE GOOD AT THIS RESTAURANT THING on Aug 18 2014, 11:06p
This is fantastic!
Commented on IOWA TOUCHDOWNS 4 KIDS UPDATE: GET ON THAT HORSE, JACOBI on Aug 18 2014, 6:11p
Still moving!
Commented on THE MADDEN 15 AD BAFFLES HAMSTERDAM on Aug 16 2014, 10:39p
Bulls fans ...
Commented on THE MADDEN 15 AD BAFFLES HAMSTERDAM on Aug 16 2014, 10:35p - 3 replies
Custer would disagree
Commented on THE MADDEN 15 AD BAFFLES HAMSTERDAM on Aug 16 2014, 9:00p - 1 reply
Mrs NoPants is a brunette ... with just enough red to cause trouble
Commented on THE MADDEN 15 AD BAFFLES HAMSTERDAM on Aug 16 2014, 8:41p
Half -- or whatever it's called up there
Commented on THE MADDEN 15 AD BAFFLES HAMSTERDAM on Aug 16 2014, 8:18p - 1 reply
CFL update
Commented on THE MADDEN 15 AD BAFFLES HAMSTERDAM on Aug 16 2014, 8:06p - 1 reply
'Bathroom Wall' is a quintessential hair metal rocker
Commented on THE MADDEN 15 AD BAFFLES HAMSTERDAM on Aug 16 2014, 7:57p - 1 reply
A Faster Pussycat fan!
Commented on THE MADDEN 15 AD BAFFLES HAMSTERDAM on Aug 16 2014, 7:52p - 1 reply
'Winter' 'Festival'
Commented on THE MADDEN 15 AD BAFFLES HAMSTERDAM on Aug 16 2014, 7:51p - 1 reply
Much better than the band that shares a name. Much better.
Commented on THE MADDEN 15 AD BAFFLES HAMSTERDAM on Aug 16 2014, 7:41p - 1 reply
What your do with your spoor and spoils is your business
Commented on THE MADDEN 15 AD BAFFLES HAMSTERDAM on Aug 16 2014, 7:35p
Damn
Commented on THE MADDEN 15 AD BAFFLES HAMSTERDAM on Aug 16 2014, 7:30p
AWWWWWWWW
Commented on THE MADDEN 15 AD BAFFLES HAMSTERDAM on Aug 16 2014, 7:28p - 1 reply
cut a trench in the bread?
Commented on THE MADDEN 15 AD BAFFLES HAMSTERDAM on Aug 16 2014, 7:27p - 1 reply
Will Iowa get to keep the helmets as spoils of victory?
Commented on THE MADDEN 15 AD BAFFLES HAMSTERDAM on Aug 16 2014, 7:13p - 2 replies
Judge Dredd?
Commented on THE MADDEN 15 AD BAFFLES HAMSTERDAM on Aug 16 2014, 7:11p - 1 reply
I watch this
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WORKING OUT on Aug 16 2014, 4:56p - 1 reply
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