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Blackheartnopants

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I was the inspiration for the hit song "Charmless Man," recorded by Blur.
I'm on Twitter. Look for me @DouglasABarrett

"Go root for somebody else. I don’t have time for that guy."

A Fan Of...

  • MMA Jackie Chan, circa Cannonball Run 2
  • Boxing I have a pair of Bee Man Simpsons boxers I'm quite fond of.
Recent Activity
Thanks!
Commented on HAMSTERDAM THROWS HARD on Jul 28 2014, 9:53p - 1 reply
Fair enough
Commented on HAMSTERDAM THROWS HARD on Jul 28 2014, 9:29p
Got in-law duty in Coon Rapids this weekend
Commented on HAMSTERDAM THROWS HARD on Jul 28 2014, 8:40p - 3 replies
Thanks for your time, Nic
Commented on GONE BABY GONE: NIC SHIMONEK AND LARON TAYLOR TO TRANSFER on Jul 28 2014, 8:23p
I want an IOWA STRENGTH shirt
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS A NINJA WEATHERMAN on Jul 27 2014, 12:14a
Which one is the shark?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS A NINJA WEATHERMAN on Jul 26 2014, 11:15p - 1 reply
Maybe she's just hungry?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS A NINJA WEATHERMAN on Jul 26 2014, 11:08p
Excuse me, sir, that's a slutty vampire Star Fleet officer
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS A NINJA WEATHERMAN on Jul 26 2014, 11:06p - 1 reply
The creativity involved is nuts
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS A NINJA WEATHERMAN on Jul 26 2014, 10:55p
Rap game
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS A NINJA WEATHERMAN on Jul 26 2014, 9:45p - 4 replies
I've read 'Your Movie Sucks' -- a collection of stuff he really hated
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS A NINJA WEATHERMAN on Jul 26 2014, 7:03p
Take time to more edit I need to do ...
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS A NINJA WEATHERMAN on Jul 26 2014, 4:15p
I read this
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS A NINJA WEATHERMAN on Jul 26 2014, 4:03p - 1 reply
Fun. I liked it.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS A NINJA WEATHERMAN on Jul 25 2014, 10:33p
The'd be used to the season ending right before New Year's
Commented on COULD BRANDON SCHERFF REALLY GO NO. 1 OVERALL IN THE 2015 NFL DRAFT? on Jul 25 2014, 6:00p
Office friend has a son w/the Peace Corps in Guinea
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS A NINJA WEATHERMAN on Jul 25 2014, 5:21p
May to October ... I look like I just stepped out of a hot shower
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS A NINJA WEATHERMAN on Jul 25 2014, 5:15p
I need to stop reading I09
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS A NINJA WEATHERMAN on Jul 25 2014, 4:58p - 1 reply
I just turn ruddy
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS A NINJA WEATHERMAN on Jul 25 2014, 4:50p - 1 reply
I can't even remember what I said or wrote from 20 minutes ago
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS A NINJA WEATHERMAN on Jul 25 2014, 4:41p
Of course Scherff going No. 1 would mean
Commented on COULD BRANDON SCHERFF REALLY GO NO. 1 OVERALL IN THE 2015 NFL DRAFT? on Jul 25 2014, 3:46p - 1 reply
f6n6
Commented on COULD BRANDON SCHERFF REALLY GO NO. 1 OVERALL IN THE 2015 NFL DRAFT? on Jul 25 2014, 3:43p
I think that just got the Ohio State band director fired
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 25 2014, 12:01a
I ... what?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 11:57p
@oracle gif me FuckPhillies
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 11:52p - 1 reply
How hectares to a first down?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 11:42p - 1 reply
He is
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 11:05p
Watched one take a songbird in flight a few summers ago
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 10:34p
Wow! Twins! You lucky dog!
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 10:17p - 1 reply
We're getting close to football season ...
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 10:04p
YES!
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 10:01p
That thing poop in the hallway?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 9:59p - 1 reply
So full, so happy
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 9:51p
I wish
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 9:44p - 1 reply
'Hello, Mrs. Windsor'
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 9:42p
I just ate a mess a chicken and spaghetti
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 9:40p - 2 replies
Nope. Likely they're deep in their 23 hours of daily sleep.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 8:53p
Kitty!
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 8:50p - 1 reply
'Might never ...'
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 7:56p
From my earlier Net wanderings ...
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 6:33p - 1 reply
Like a species of super chickens
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 6:02p - 1 reply
Damn!
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 5:47p - 2 replies
Some nightmare fuel
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 5:40p - 1 reply
Was her first name Connie?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 5:29p - 1 reply
That's all it takes to win?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 5:03p - 1 reply
Leaving ... as a transfer?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 5:02p - 1 reply
These buncha sucks don't even deserve to be Aquaman
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 4:58p
Perfect
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 4:57p
Had the first of the season today, too
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 9:14p
Golden Age that was
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 7:42p - 1 reply
This could be a meme ... 'Things That Are 443 Pounds That Brandon Scherff Could Lift'
Commented on BREAKING: BRANDON SCHERFF IS STILL FREAKISHLY STRONG on Jul 23 2014, 7:01p - 3 replies
Wang In The Pickle Jar is gross
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 5:41p
Is it true ...
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 5:01p - 1 reply
I just know
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 4:44p
Commonwealth Games?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 4:42p
Phrasing ... maybe?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 4:41p - 1 reply
BodyShotz
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 3:40p
All-time 6-OL formation
Commented on BREAKING: BRANDON SCHERFF IS STILL FREAKISHLY STRONG on Jul 23 2014, 3:11p - 3 replies
I hope he coaches long enough
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 2:00p - 1 reply
It's Iowa, everyone can play guard
Commented on BREAKING: BRANDON SCHERFF IS STILL FREAKISHLY STRONG on Jul 23 2014, 1:48p
Did BHGP ever do an 'all-timers' list by position?
Commented on BREAKING: BRANDON SCHERFF IS STILL FREAKISHLY STRONG on Jul 23 2014, 1:22p - 1 reply
Gator football
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: DREW OTT IS YOUR HAY BALE TOSS CHAMPION on Jul 23 2014, 12:01a
F6N6
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 11:44p - 1 reply
It's getting to that point
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 11:03p - 1 reply
Shortly before Osborne took over the program, then
Commented on B1G 2014 // The Great Nebraska "Apology" Letter on Jul 22 2014, 10:52p
Now THAT's one exciting offense
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 10:47p
I bet he's taking pot
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 9:22p - 1 reply
Sparty should be sponsored by a bail bonds service
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 8:54p
These are nice
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 8:23p - 6 replies
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