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Blackheartnopants

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I was the inspiration for the hit song "Charmless Man," recorded by Blur.
I'm on Twitter. Look for me @DouglasABarrett

"Go root for somebody else. I don’t have time for that guy."

A Fan Of...

  • MMA Jackie Chan, circa Cannonball Run 2
  • Boxing I have a pair of Bee Man Simpsons boxers I'm quite fond of.
Recent Activity
Gator football
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: DREW OTT IS YOUR HAY BALE TOSS CHAMPION on Jul 23 2014, 12:01a
F6N6
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 11:44p
It's getting to that point
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 11:03p - 1 reply
Shortly before Osborne took over the program, then
Commented on B1G 2014 // The Great Nebraska "Apology" Letter on Jul 22 2014, 10:52p
Now THAT's one exciting offense
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 10:47p
I bet he's taking pot
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 9:22p - 1 reply
Sparty should be sponsored by a bail bonds service
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 8:54p
These are nice
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 8:23p - 6 replies
You're thinking Grey Gardens ...
Commented on THINGS GOT WORSE: GREG GARMON ARRESTED AFTER ATTEMPTED ROBBERY on Jul 22 2014, 7:50p
Yeah. That's how Belushi died.
Commented on THINGS GOT WORSE: GREG GARMON ARRESTED AFTER ATTEMPTED ROBBERY on Jul 22 2014, 7:39p
(ISU rocket flies into the sun)
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 7:22p
Running behind 5 future NFL linemen wasn't sexy enough
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 7:21p - 1 reply
I CANNOT REC THIS ENOUGH
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 7:17p
Poor man's Melo
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 7:14p
What up, Bran?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WANTS THAT BURRITO on Jul 19 2014, 10:05p
And she was on Cheers ...
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WANTS THAT BURRITO on Jul 19 2014, 3:58p
It was surreal
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WANTS THAT BURRITO on Jul 19 2014, 3:57p - 1 reply
Yup
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WANTS THAT BURRITO on Jul 19 2014, 3:55p - 1 reply
I was there about 2004
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WANTS THAT BURRITO on Jul 19 2014, 3:52p - 2 replies
Remember ...
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WANTS THAT BURRITO on Jul 19 2014, 3:49p - 1 reply
At this point ...
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WANTS THAT BURRITO on Jul 19 2014, 3:46p
Maybe she did !
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WANTS THAT BURRITO on Jul 19 2014, 12:04a - 1 reply
If I was about 25 years younger
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WANTS THAT BURRITO on Jul 18 2014, 11:59p - 1 reply
You can't get more Iowa than that
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WANTS THAT BURRITO on Jul 18 2014, 8:57p
Congrats!
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WANTS THAT BURRITO on Jul 18 2014, 7:42p - 1 reply
I've said ...
Commented on PARTY IN THE (MIDDLE OF THE) USA! HOW TO GET INTO IOWA on Jul 18 2014, 7:35p - 1 reply
That entire country is a hellmouth
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WANTS THAT BURRITO on Jul 18 2014, 6:18p
Yanno
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WOULD STILL GO on Jul 18 2014, 1:30p
Eli Manning has twice the number of Super Bowl rings as his brother Peyton
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WOULD STILL GO on Jul 17 2014, 11:55p - 1 reply
Much better
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WOULD STILL GO on Jul 17 2014, 11:46p
I love Pip as much as anybody
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WOULD STILL GO on Jul 17 2014, 11:46p - 1 reply
and deeper in debt
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WOULD STILL GO on Jul 17 2014, 9:28p
Many, many punts
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WOULD STILL GO on Jul 17 2014, 9:05p
Stuff on twitter that looks real yet is later proven not to be
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WOULD STILL GO on Jul 17 2014, 4:40p - 1 reply
This may be one of those easily debunked things ...
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WOULD STILL GO on Jul 17 2014, 4:17p - 1 reply
Honestly ...
Commented on PARTY IN THE (MIDDLE OF THE) USA! HOW TO GET INTO IOWA on Jul 17 2014, 4:11p - 1 reply
'Young man ... you in the front ... you ... wearing the Take Me Drunk I'm Home shirt ...
Commented on PARTY IN THE (MIDDLE OF THE) USA! HOW TO GET INTO IOWA on Jul 17 2014, 3:40p - 2 replies
for Develop a "Hawkeye" brand hangover cure.
Voted on Jul 17 2014, 3:33p
Thanks!
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WOULD STILL GO on Jul 17 2014, 2:57p
Damn
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WOULD STILL GO on Jul 17 2014, 2:05p
Another question for me: Why don't jets have missile defense?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WOULD STILL GO on Jul 17 2014, 2:04p - 2 replies
score one for American bureaucracy
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WOULD STILL GO on Jul 17 2014, 1:57p - 1 reply
Question ...
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WOULD STILL GO on Jul 17 2014, 1:34p - 2 replies
I have in laws in Colorado
Commented on Mile High Baseball: Consuming legal marijuana, enjoying America's pastime, and searching for Sasquatch on Jul 16 2014, 9:03p
I'm going to be a serious adult for a minute
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WOULD STILL GO on Jul 16 2014, 8:51p - 1 reply
Runzas are tasty
Commented on B1G 2014 // The Nebraska Potluck Part II on Jul 16 2014, 7:01p
Once again, Omaha, thank you for Andre Woolridge
Commented on B1G 2014 // I Wish I Could Hate Iowa, but I Don't Know How on Jul 16 2014, 6:13p - 2 replies
Vagtastic!
Commented on B1G 2014 // I Wish I Could Hate Iowa, but I Don't Know How on Jul 16 2014, 6:09p
Strong argument
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WOULD STILL GO on Jul 16 2014, 6:07p
And that's when irony died ...
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WOULD STILL GO on Jul 16 2014, 4:32p - 1 reply
Stoops is correct
Commented on Darkness On The Edge of Town: The Big Ten Bets Big on Joisey. on Jul 16 2014, 3:09p - 1 reply
Waterloo? When did the scars go away?
Commented on Darkness On The Edge of Town: The Big Ten Bets Big on Joisey. on Jul 16 2014, 2:56p - 1 reply
Only a sparrow, carrying a coconut
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS THE WORLD'S WORST VALET on Jul 16 2014, 1:07a
I wouldn't
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS THE WORLD'S WORST VALET on Jul 16 2014, 12:51a - 1 reply
Didn't Conan O'Brien have a masturbating bear on when he was on NBC?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS THE WORLD'S WORST VALET on Jul 16 2014, 12:02a - 3 replies
58 here, can't wait to look at my next Alliant bill
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS THE WORLD'S WORST VALET on Jul 15 2014, 11:38p
Whoops !
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS THE WORLD'S WORST VALET on Jul 15 2014, 10:06p - 1 reply
This guy has the right of it
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS THE WORLD'S WORST VALET on Jul 15 2014, 9:39p
I feel bad for Jeter
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS THE WORLD'S WORST VALET on Jul 15 2014, 9:34p
When he gets gout from eating at the deli ...
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS THE WORLD'S WORST VALET on Jul 15 2014, 9:28p
Population of the New York metropolitan area is ... 20-25 million?
Commented on Darkness On The Edge of Town: The Big Ten Bets Big on Joisey. on Jul 15 2014, 8:47p
Tell Bern to chill
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS THE WORLD'S WORST VALET on Jul 15 2014, 8:36p
Bernie from Inver Grove Heights will NOT be silenced!
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS THE WORLD'S WORST VALET on Jul 15 2014, 8:34p - 2 replies
My son has a pair of those jumbo headphones
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS THE WORLD'S WORST VALET on Jul 15 2014, 8:25p - 2 replies
Your boos are AJ's candy
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS THE WORLD'S WORST VALET on Jul 15 2014, 8:14p - 1 reply
On the plus side: No Berman
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS THE WORLD'S WORST VALET on Jul 15 2014, 8:12p - 1 reply
How much ...
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS THE WORLD'S WORST VALET on Jul 15 2014, 8:00p - 3 replies
Yep. A replacement pair of Sony earbuds is better and costs $10 maybe
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS THE WORLD'S WORST VALET on Jul 15 2014, 7:59p - 1 reply
My man is going to crush the party scene at the Altoona Applebees
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS THE WORLD'S WORST VALET on Jul 15 2014, 7:20p
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