Blackheartnopants

joined Sep 15, 2008
last login May 25, 2013
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I was the inspiration for the hit song "Charmless Man," recorded by Blur.
I'm on Twitter. Look for me @DouglasABarrett

A Fan Of...

martial Jackie Chan, circa Cannonball Run 2
boxing I have a pair of Bee Man Simpsons boxers I'm quite fond of.

Recent Activity

	Grizzle Dizzle Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS SHAPING TREES on May 25 2013, 9:41p
	I think he's enough of a pro to learn to read the ebbs and flows of the game Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS SHAPING TREES on May 25 2013, 8:36p - 1 reply
	That is a fine establishment Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS SHAPING TREES on May 25 2013, 8:31p - 1 reply
	that'll cost her party some votes in Bavaria Recommended on May 25 2013, 4:14p
	Camera switches back to Jayden Smith, scrolling through his iPhone Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS SHAPING TREES on May 25 2013, 4:11p - 2 replies
	Maybe the All-Star Pull Recommended on May 25 2013, 3:54p
	So you look all class at the tractor pull Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS SHAPING TREES on May 25 2013, 3:48p - 1 reply
	Bayern is kind of elbowy today Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS SHAPING TREES on May 25 2013, 3:14p
	Sorry. We've been out leading productive lives. Commented on B1G 2013 // Keeping The Enemy Close - When Gophers Cry on May 24 2013, 8:42p - 1 reply
	25 is shorts weather, especially if the sun is out Commented on B1G 2013 // Keeping The Enemy Close - When Gophers Cry on May 24 2013, 7:22p
	Funny! Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS SHAPING TREES on May 24 2013, 7:21p - 1 reply
	Penny pinching Midwesterners Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS SHAPING TREES on May 24 2013, 6:07p
	Bald white guy here, with lots of German and Scots-Irish DNA Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS SHAPING TREES on May 24 2013, 6:05p
	Free Old Style is overpriced Commented on DAHMMICIDE: Iowa effectively fires Jack Dahm on May 24 2013, 5:52p
	Love this, don't think it would ever come to pass. Ever. Commented on DAHMMICIDE: Iowa effectively fires Jack Dahm on May 24 2013, 5:51p
	Hug your radio Recommended on May 24 2013, 5:16p
	I've mentioned this before but this'll probably be the last time I do so Recommended on May 24 2013, 5:15p
	No, YOU'RE crying at 7.52 am! Recommended on May 24 2013, 5:15p
	From the DMR obit (see above) Commented on Jim Zabel Goes To Heaven on May 24 2013, 1:24a
	The same I think Commented on HAMSTERDAM GOT THAT DIAPER MONEY on May 24 2013, 12:11a
	Minnesota Public Radio streams a show called The Current, which I enjoy Commented on HAMSTERDAM GOT THAT DIAPER MONEY on May 24 2013, 12:01a - 1 reply
	'Time to hit!' Commented on DAHMMICIDE: Iowa effectively fires Jack Dahm on May 23 2013, 11:41p
	Bob Brooks will outlive us all Commented on HAMSTERDAM GOT THAT DIAPER MONEY on May 23 2013, 11:26p - 1 reply
	Iowa high school teams have year-round hitting facilities Commented on DAHMMICIDE: Iowa effectively fires Jack Dahm on May 23 2013, 11:16p - 1 reply
	That lady OWNS crazy Commented on Hamsterdam is Going Legionnaire on May 15 2013, 7:06p - 3 replies
	Give em a kicking Commented on Hamsterdam is Going Legionnaire on May 14 2013, 10:44p - 2 replies
	Deer are rats with antlers Commented on Hamsterdam is Going Legionnaire on May 14 2013, 10:34p - 1 reply
	CouncilTucky? Commented on Hamsterdam is Going Legionnaire on May 14 2013, 9:25p
	Strange. I came across mildew/moisture in a wall that did that once Commented on Hamsterdam is Going Legionnaire on May 14 2013, 8:28p - 1 reply
	A foreign substance on the wall? Commented on Hamsterdam is Going Legionnaire on May 14 2013, 7:57p - 1 reply
	Great question of manners Commented on Hamsterdam is Going Legionnaire on May 14 2013, 7:04p
	If the man who once settled a debt by mailing a check covered in pubic hair knows how to set limits, so can we all Commented on The Difference Between A Good Fan And A Bad Fan on May 14 2013, 5:10p
	This Commented on Hamsterdam is Going Legionnaire on May 14 2013, 4:58p
	I am the anti-fan Recommended on May 13 2013, 4:35p
	This reminded me of a story Recommended on May 13 2013, 4:30p
	This is why Recommended on May 13 2013, 4:29p
	I'll have the coffee flavored coffee, please Commented on The Difference Between A Good Fan And A Bad Fan on May 13 2013, 4:28p
	Bad news for his backup, Keith Recommended on May 11 2013, 2:03p
	Teams offer odds on the Web home pages Commented on Hamsterdam is Getting Closer to Immortality on May 11 2013, 2:01p
	Until they played the Comets Commented on Hamsterdam is Getting Closer to Immortality on May 11 2013, 12:04a - 2 replies
	But also a world where Jimi Hendrix lives forever Commented on Hamsterdam is Getting Closer to Immortality on May 10 2013, 4:50p - 1 reply
	Never weird Commented on Hamsterdam is Getting Closer to Immortality on May 10 2013, 4:49p
	MOAR KITCHEN DICK WAGGING Recommended on May 10 2013, 1:43p
	Know what I'd do if I was immortal? Commented on Hamsterdam is Getting Closer to Immortality on May 10 2013, 1:32p - 4 replies
	Do the Cruz Azul shirts have epaulets? Commented on Hamsterdam is a Lip Sync Battle Champion on May 10 2013, 12:09a
	Mexican soccer goes hard Commented on Hamsterdam is a Lip Sync Battle Champion on May 9 2013, 11:42p
	I don't mean on a mat. I mean old school, Recommended on May 9 2013, 11:36p
	No. It's a scrunchy Commented on Hamsterdam is a Lip Sync Battle Champion on May 9 2013, 11:27p
	Mrs Lee's Ablution Products has a ring to it Commented on Hamsterdam is a Lip Sync Battle Champion on May 9 2013, 11:25p
	I like this stuff with coffee grounds mixed in Commented on Hamsterdam is a Lip Sync Battle Champion on May 9 2013, 11:20p - 1 reply
	Mrs Lee, actually Commented on Hamsterdam is a Lip Sync Battle Champion on May 9 2013, 11:19p - 1 reply
	No. A local lady makes it. Commented on Hamsterdam is a Lip Sync Battle Champion on May 9 2013, 11:15p - 1 reply
	Soybased soap with all kinds of hippie stuff in mine Commented on Hamsterdam is a Lip Sync Battle Champion on May 9 2013, 11:12p - 2 replies
	Andrew Bogut? Commented on Hamsterdam is a Lip Sync Battle Champion on May 9 2013, 10:46p
	Wish they'd kick that to Fx Commented on Hamsterdam is a Lip Sync Battle Champion on May 9 2013, 10:42p
	Sen McCain Commented on Hamsterdam is a Lip Sync Battle Champion on May 9 2013, 10:22p
	Like The League Commented on Hamsterdam is a Lip Sync Battle Champion on May 9 2013, 10:14p
	It's a song about a burlesque dancer, if that makes you feel better Commented on Hamsterdam is a Lip Sync Battle Champion on May 9 2013, 10:10p
	True. Follow the money. Commented on Hamsterdam is a Lip Sync Battle Champion on May 9 2013, 10:08p
	The networks are in such a shitty spot. Commented on Hamsterdam is a Lip Sync Battle Champion on May 9 2013, 10:02p - 3 replies
	And tall. Or is that an all over Minnesota thing? Commented on Hamsterdam is a Lip Sync Battle Champion on May 9 2013, 9:49p - 1 reply
	Hah. No. Commented on Hamsterdam is a Lip Sync Battle Champion on May 9 2013, 9:44p - 1 reply
	Sure! Commented on Hamsterdam is a Lip Sync Battle Champion on May 9 2013, 9:41p
	I married a Le Sueur girl, if it eases the pain. Damn! You grow em beautiful. Commented on Hamsterdam is a Lip Sync Battle Champion on May 9 2013, 9:41p - 1 reply
	Sorry, Wild hockey BHGPers. I hope this ends tonight. Commented on Hamsterdam is a Lip Sync Battle Champion on May 9 2013, 9:34p - 3 replies
	Hah! Truth there. Commented on Hamsterdam is a Lip Sync Battle Champion on May 9 2013, 8:52p
	We're a few years away from a critical bio -- good and bad -- of SAF, his life and management style Commented on Hamsterdam is a Lip Sync Battle Champion on May 9 2013, 7:26p - 1 reply
	My parents were from one of the neighborhoods that gave Chicago so many officials on the take Commented on Hamsterdam is a Lip Sync Battle Champion on May 9 2013, 5:56p
	Been to Monaco. Have to say my favorite part was the coast road to Monaco. Joined the Foreign Legion yet? Commented on Hamsterdam is a Lip Sync Battle Champion on May 9 2013, 5:53p - 1 reply
	This Commented on Hamsterdam is a Lip Sync Battle Champion on May 9 2013, 5:50p - 1 reply
	The truth of this hits you so hard you laugh Commented on Bret Bielema's Kitchen: An analysis on May 9 2013, 12:28a
	I thought the Chav Cannon was headed to Bayern... Commented on Hamsterdam is a Lip Sync Battle Champion on May 9 2013, 12:14a
	You need to come home Commented on Hamsterdam is a Lip Sync Battle Champion on May 8 2013, 11:22p - 1 reply
	Funny thing is, I know that's a shot of Hayden, but the hairline and shades remind me of a coworker named Jeff. Commented on Hamsterdam is a Lip Sync Battle Champion on May 8 2013, 10:55p
	The Red Barchettas wasn't a team name option? Commented on Due North: Nolan MacMillan Drafted in the First Round of the 2013 CFL Draft on May 8 2013, 8:35p
	That's getting up and down the court without the ball hitting the floor Commented on Iowa to Host Notre Dame in 2013 Big Ten-ACC Challenge on May 8 2013, 7:59p - 1 reply
	I wasn't born until 20 years AFTER the Fainting Irish episode, and it still pisses me off Commented on Hamsterdam Lost the Rocket Launcher on May 8 2013, 1:58p
	The Guardian has done a nice job as events in Manchester unfold Commented on Hamsterdam Lost the Rocket Launcher on May 8 2013, 1:39p
	Good. Really good. Commented on Hamsterdam Lost the Rocket Launcher on May 7 2013, 10:36p
	I don't remember the score (I think it was out of 10 or something) Recommended on May 7 2013, 10:35p

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