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Blackheartnopants

  • joined Sep 15, 2008
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I was the inspiration for the hit song "Charmless Man," recorded by Blur.
I'm on Twitter. Look for me @DouglasABarrett

"Go root for somebody else. I don’t have time for that guy."

A Fan Of...

  • MMA Jackie Chan, circa Cannonball Run 2
  • Boxing I have a pair of Bee Man Simpsons boxers I'm quite fond of.
Recent Activity
Brian Urlacher in attendance
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS STILL PARODYING "ROYALS" on Apr 19 2014, 1:32p
In St. Louis this is called 'The Provel'
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS STILL PARODYING "ROYALS" on Apr 18 2014, 6:09p - 1 reply
Who is this guy?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS OUTSELLING EVERYONE on Apr 18 2014, 12:19a - 2 replies
Bold strategy, Roy
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS OUTSELLING EVERYONE on Apr 18 2014, 12:18a - 1 reply
12. Woof
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS OUTSELLING EVERYONE on Apr 17 2014, 11:24p - 1 reply
HEY! WHERE'S MY RANCH DIPPIN SAUCE?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS OUTSELLING EVERYONE on Apr 17 2014, 10:58p
New recruit?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS OUTSELLING EVERYONE on Apr 17 2014, 10:05p - 3 replies
So good
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS OUTSELLING EVERYONE on Apr 17 2014, 9:38p
Need to open your mind to new experiences
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS OUTSELLING EVERYONE on Apr 17 2014, 9:31p
As long as its not a meat pie
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS OUTSELLING EVERYONE on Apr 17 2014, 9:25p - 1 reply
The whole pie?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS OUTSELLING EVERYONE on Apr 17 2014, 9:23p - 1 reply
Hot pickets?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS OUTSELLING EVERYONE on Apr 17 2014, 9:22p - 1 reply
Brisket wrapped in square cut pizza slices
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS OUTSELLING EVERYONE on Apr 17 2014, 9:18p - 2 replies
(Clicks link) (Looks)
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS OUTSELLING EVERYONE on Apr 17 2014, 6:39p
A fixer-upper in Italy!
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS OUTSELLING EVERYONE on Apr 17 2014, 4:35p
I've had one in the fridge for three years
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS OUTSELLING EVERYONE on Apr 17 2014, 4:21p - 1 reply
Best damn meatloaf in Hamilton County!
Commented on HAMSTERDAM HAS SHOWERTHOUGHTS on Apr 17 2014, 4:14p
WINNING CAT-RELATED FOOTBALL THINGS WITH MORE CLASS THAN YOU EVER WILL!
Commented on HAMSTERDAM HAS SHOWERTHOUGHTS on Apr 16 2014, 9:56p - 1 reply
Dunno. $10 is a bit rich for the Husker faifthful.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM HAS SHOWERTHOUGHTS on Apr 16 2014, 9:48p
I think so, too
Commented on HAMSTERDAM HAS SHOWERTHOUGHTS on Apr 16 2014, 8:44p
I like the NO POLITICS rule here because it's how I live my life ... NO POLITICS
Commented on HAMSTERDAM HAS SHOWERTHOUGHTS on Apr 16 2014, 8:43p - 1 reply
You usually don't see a Welshman move like that unless it's last orders at the pub
Commented on HAMSTERDAM HAS SHOWERTHOUGHTS on Apr 16 2014, 8:39p - 1 reply
Hey! Let's fly through the sun!
Commented on HAMSTERDAM HAS SHOWERTHOUGHTS on Apr 16 2014, 8:37p
Thanks!
Commented on HAMSTERDAM HAS SHOWERTHOUGHTS on Apr 16 2014, 5:53p
My Spanish is awful
Commented on HAMSTERDAM HAS SHOWERTHOUGHTS on Apr 16 2014, 5:17p - 1 reply
Northwestern lost a basketball player and its Mercutio
Commented on HAMSTERDAM HAS SHOWERTHOUGHTS on Apr 16 2014, 4:51p
How Coach Baby let this guy slip through his fingers is beyond me
Commented on HAMSTERDAM HAS SHOWERTHOUGHTS on Apr 16 2014, 4:43p - 1 reply
Such fast vehicles
Commented on HAMSTERDAM HAS SHOWERTHOUGHTS on Apr 16 2014, 4:09p - 1 reply
U! S! A! U! S! A! U! S! A! is how you should feel
Commented on HAMSTERDAM HAS SHOWERTHOUGHTS on Apr 16 2014, 4:08p - 1 reply
OH MAN!
Commented on HAMSTERDAM HAS SHOWERTHOUGHTS on Apr 16 2014, 4:02p
It's a small detail, it really shouldn't bother me
Commented on HAMSTERDAM HAS SHOWERTHOUGHTS on Apr 16 2014, 3:59p
Yeah. The explosive.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM HAS SHOWERTHOUGHTS on Apr 16 2014, 3:45p - 2 replies
A strange request ...
Commented on HAMSTERDAM HAS SHOWERTHOUGHTS on Apr 16 2014, 3:40p - 6 replies
Sox fan, Bears fan, Bulls fan, Blackhawks fan
Commented on HAMSTERDAM: TUESDAY TRIVIA TIME on Apr 16 2014, 3:27p
My mother-in-law
Commented on HAMSTERDAM: TUESDAY TRIVIA TIME on Apr 15 2014, 11:26p
Which makes it worse!
Commented on HAMSTERDAM: TUESDAY TRIVIA TIME on Apr 15 2014, 11:21p - 1 reply
Laying the blame for failed possessions on lesser imps and demons
Commented on HAMSTERDAM: TUESDAY TRIVIA TIME on Apr 15 2014, 11:21p - 1 reply
Real doll
Commented on HAMSTERDAM: TUESDAY TRIVIA TIME on Apr 15 2014, 11:18p - 3 replies
I really enjoyed the Conjuring
Commented on HAMSTERDAM: TUESDAY TRIVIA TIME on Apr 15 2014, 10:55p
It took me awhile
Commented on HAMSTERDAM: TUESDAY TRIVIA TIME on Apr 15 2014, 9:56p
I spent some time -- a few months -- in England in the mid-90s
Commented on HAMSTERDAM: TUESDAY TRIVIA TIME on Apr 15 2014, 9:30p - 1 reply
Hmmmmm.
Commented on WAS SATURDAY'S OPEN PRACTICE A PREVIEW OF THE NEW KINNICK EXPERIENCE? on Apr 15 2014, 7:20p - 1 reply
HE'S DEAF! THIS IS WHY HE YELLS!
Commented on HAMSTERDAM: TUESDAY TRIVIA TIME on Apr 15 2014, 6:38p - 1 reply
Playing Black Eyed Peas at a football game is 85% of the problem
Commented on WAS SATURDAY'S OPEN PRACTICE A PREVIEW OF THE NEW KINNICK EXPERIENCE? on Apr 15 2014, 5:32p - 2 replies
Get some
Commented on HAMSTERDAM: TUESDAY TRIVIA TIME on Apr 15 2014, 4:57p - 1 reply
Yes
Commented on HAMSTERDAM: TUESDAY TRIVIA TIME on Apr 15 2014, 4:46p - 1 reply
All in good fun on the fatness
Commented on HAMSTERDAM: TUESDAY TRIVIA TIME on Apr 15 2014, 4:44p - 1 reply
Me? No.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM: TUESDAY TRIVIA TIME on Apr 15 2014, 3:56p
Our Hy-Vees do that, too
Commented on HAMSTERDAM: TUESDAY TRIVIA TIME on Apr 15 2014, 3:43p
To each is own. That's a lot of meat for one person, though.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM: TUESDAY TRIVIA TIME on Apr 15 2014, 3:42p - 2 replies
Yep. That's what I'm hoping.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM: TUESDAY TRIVIA TIME on Apr 15 2014, 3:36p
And lots of fat daughters!
Commented on HAMSTERDAM: TUESDAY TRIVIA TIME on Apr 15 2014, 3:12p - 2 replies
DP? Not my thing.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM: TUESDAY TRIVIA TIME on Apr 15 2014, 3:12p - 1 reply
Read the books twice
Commented on HAMSTERDAM: TUESDAY TRIVIA TIME on Apr 15 2014, 3:11p - 2 replies
Clearly, Ohio State would be King's Landing
Commented on HAMSTERDAM: TUESDAY TRIVIA TIME on Apr 15 2014, 2:55p - 4 replies
I Z'ed through this, so pardon me if I piggyback a bit
Commented on WAS SATURDAY'S OPEN PRACTICE A PREVIEW OF THE NEW KINNICK EXPERIENCE? on Apr 15 2014, 2:34p
My Hy-Vee is advertising Hamm's tallboys. $3.69 a sixer
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WISHES YOU GOOD WEATHER on Apr 11 2014, 1:11a - 1 reply
Woof. That wine'll getchya
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WISHES YOU GOOD WEATHER on Apr 10 2014, 11:57p
Somebody please photoshop him in there
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WISHES YOU GOOD WEATHER on Apr 10 2014, 11:55p - 1 reply
Dear God! The Gophers are looting the SuperAmerica!
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WISHES YOU GOOD WEATHER on Apr 10 2014, 11:52p - 3 replies
Aside from being from North Dakota?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WISHES YOU GOOD WEATHER on Apr 10 2014, 11:34p
There's generations of relationships at work
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WISHES YOU GOOD WEATHER on Apr 10 2014, 11:14p
Assume Kirk and Co are playing the game straight
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WISHES YOU GOOD WEATHER on Apr 10 2014, 11:03p - 2 replies
That bag man story at the Mothership is fantastic
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WISHES YOU GOOD WEATHER on Apr 10 2014, 10:59p - 1 reply
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