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Blackheartnopants

  • joined Sep 15, 2008
  • last login Jul 25, 2014
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I was the inspiration for the hit song "Charmless Man," recorded by Blur.
I'm on Twitter. Look for me @DouglasABarrett

"Go root for somebody else. I don’t have time for that guy."

A Fan Of...

  • MMA Jackie Chan, circa Cannonball Run 2
  • Boxing I have a pair of Bee Man Simpsons boxers I'm quite fond of.
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Oh hey. The Boise unis are in

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I say this as a guy who loved and still loves the mid-90s Hawk banana wing unis, but it's time Nike did us a solid and designed something as badass as the new Boise State gear.

Attention: Contains futbol content

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Here's a totally greasy, uncomfortable story about who "owns" Man City's Carlos Tevez. It features dodgy Russian billionaires, suspect Caribbean tax havens and general level of yuck that makes recent college football scandals look like chump change. Oh, and don't forget to check your lineups, Twitteratzi!

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Exclusive! Big 12 adds school

Big 12 looks east, way east, adds school   By BHNP, Black Heart Gold Pants wire service reporter In a surprise announcement, the Big 12 Conference announced early Monday morning that Libya's...

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOBAWL!?!?!?!?

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If not, let this video from a superfan in Knox City, Texas, get you fired up. The video runs a longish 7 minutes, but seems to have done the trick.

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Meanwhile, at Cardiac Hill ...

One man, wreathed in a column of light cast by a single lamp, worries away at his keyboard. "I take ... my role ... as a contributor ... serious..." RING-RING, RING-RING. "Hello. Cardiac Hill...

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I've got mail!

Hey gang: This turned up in my inbox last night. It looks kind of serious. What do you think? Thanx ~ BHNP.

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Thinking of Thanksgiving weekend...

Note: Remember "Thinking of Nov. 26?" It had some pretty glaring errors which I should have caught. Mea culpa. Let's try this again. Thanx. BHNP. BHGP'ers! It seems as if Lord Delany's plans are...

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Holiday Greetings!

(Another belated bump. -- RB)    From the desk of J. Delany Dear subjects sports fans: I want you to sit down, shut up, and listen to what I have to say, you animals hope to borrow...

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So I turn on my TV...

I'm on vacation this week and as such I get out of bed about 11. I rub the sleep out of my eyes, wander down to the kitchen to get some hazelnut going and step outside to see if we still have a...

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A lazy, humorless, middle aged sports columnist covers the BHBIGS wrestling meet

Is this the best they’ve got? Hope not By Chuck Cashmun LINCOLN -- Breathe, Iowa wrestling fans, the first win of the season is out of the way. But be warned: There may be little easy...

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A humble request from NoPants

What in the hell is going on in Iowa City? This isn’t an angry rhetorical question. I truly don’t know what in the hell is going on with the football program. I was up to speed through the DJK...

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Going to Wrigley this Saturday?

That's where Illinois and jNWU will be playing. There’s a rumor floating around the Interwebz that only one end zone will be used. Why? Because of the GIGANTIC FUCKING BRICK WALL along the back of...

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What a disappointment

I would have posted this on the venting thread but the mood over there was a bit like a paranoid schizophrenic who had gone off his meds. Someone was gonna end up with an axe in the back of his...

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Templeton search

Got a phone call from a friend this afternoon who was traveling to Chicago for the weekend. We got to talking about what to drink in Chicago (we both like Goose Island), and talk soon turned to...

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No football, and I am sad

God, does today suck or what? Iowa does not play Saturday, and that leaves me with a cold pit of sadness in my heart. I'm not kidding. Football, Iowa football especially, is like having Christmas...

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Decision Day

Courtesy of the Chicago Tribune, it looks as if we may learn the Big 10's realignment plan as soon as Wednesday. Take it away, Teddy Greenstein: "Remember the 30-to-45 day timetable Commissioner...

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DEFCON1!!!, DEFCON 1!!!

Things aren't looking so good on the Wegher front, according to ESPN. Via Adam Rittenberg "Iowa is moving on without sophomore running back Brandon Wegher.   Hawkeyes head coach Kirk Ferentz...

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Hard questions

  Interesting thread on sports journalism and the asking of hard questions. I had a reply to one question that quickly became post length. So here goes:

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The Dessert Fox will not...

Be joining us for 2010-11. According to the Associated Press, Brennan Cougill has been ruled academically ineligible for the upcoming season. It looks as if he's going to take his all-conquering...

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