11.  Brewer and Kariya counting the ridiculous amount of money they made with so little effort on this team.

10. Cam Smash adding the Captain Morgan to his water bottle.

9.  Boyes on the phone trying to get a refund from his shrink.

8. Flatscreen TV on the glass, with the players taking turns at Wii golf, and keeping the controller away from EJ.

7.  Oshie banging a puck bunny in the tunnel to the dressing rooms.

6. Berglund videotaping Oshie and the puck bunny.

5. Jackman looks at the Blues fans like their idiots for cheering his scratches.

4. Steen on the phone with a plastic surgeon trying to find a way to get those asshats with the paper off of his back.

3. D'Agostini trying to have someone wacked to get into the lineup.

2. Sydor and Walt look for retirement homes that offer the "special" sponge bath service.

1. Frenchie looks at his reflection in his smoked visor and tells himself how awesome he is.