Tatersox

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I like to pretend that I'm a potato. That's kinda weird, I guess. But...it's the Internet, so that's okay.

I miss Manny. I really, really do. I don't give a rat's ass what any of ya say about it, either.

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Recent Activity
Tell Yoenis Cespedes
Commented on Red Sox 3, Rays 4: Sox fight back, but fall in extras on Sep 1 2014, 8:52p - 1 reply
for None of these ridiculous poll options quite capture my thoughts on this. Please see the comments section where I may have shared those thoughts.
Voted on Sep 1 2014, 9:30a
No Subject
Commented on What about Cespedes at third base? on Sep 1 2014, 9:29a - 1 reply
Jeezuz
Commented on OTM Fantasy: My Eyes on Sep 1 2014, 9:19a
HAHAHAHA
Commented on OTM Fantasy: My Eyes on Sep 1 2014, 9:18a
Webster reminds me of Ol' Gil from the Simpsons when he's on the mound.
Commented on Red Sox 0, Rays 7: Webster repays Rays with customary meltdown on Aug 31 2014, 1:16p
I like reading this comment in an Iron Sheik voice.
Commented on Red Sox 0, Rays 7: Webster repays Rays with customary meltdown on Aug 31 2014, 1:15p
I definitely don't think he wanted to knock him unconscious or anything.
Commented on Dustin Pedroia taken out of the game after elbow to head from Logan Forsythe on Aug 31 2014, 1:14p
Yyyyyyyyyyyokay.
Commented on Dustin Pedroia taken out of the game after elbow to head from Logan Forsythe on Aug 31 2014, 1:13p
I'm not convinced of this, I should say
Commented on Dustin Pedroia taken out of the game after elbow to head from Logan Forsythe on Aug 31 2014, 12:35p
for No
Voted on Aug 31 2014, 12:30p
I'm not saying it was intentional
Commented on Dustin Pedroia taken out of the game after elbow to head from Logan Forsythe on Aug 31 2014, 12:30p - 2 replies
It kind of reminds me of the old Mitch Hedberg bit.
Commented on Rusney Castillo's first night in America spent at Beyonce/Jay Z concert on Aug 29 2014, 11:56a
I wonder if drafting Daz Cameron would be some sort of trigger concern
Commented on Over the Monster mailbag: What to do with the outfield?!? on Aug 29 2014, 11:11a
Holt. I knew I was forgetting someone.
Commented on Over the Monster mailbag: What to do with the outfield?!? on Aug 29 2014, 11:10a
I hate basketball.
Commented on Rusney Castillo's first night in America spent at Beyonce/Jay Z concert on Aug 29 2014, 6:28a
No Subject
Commented on Rusney Castillo's Red Sox debut up in the air on Aug 28 2014, 1:51p - 2 replies
Obama. Easy.
Commented on Rusney Castillo's first night in America spent at Beyonce/Jay Z concert on Aug 28 2014, 1:38p - 2 replies
Well, she certainly is.
Commented on Rusney Castillo's first night in America spent at Beyonce/Jay Z concert on Aug 28 2014, 10:32a - 1 reply
That there Dustin Ackley has been a pretty sweet pick-up offa the waivers there.
Commented on OTM Fantasy: The Playoffs on Aug 28 2014, 8:46a
I would have traded you Buchholz. ;)
Commented on OTM Fantasy: The Playoffs on Aug 28 2014, 8:44a
Or maybe a hug.
Commented on Red Sox option Heath Hembree, call up Edwin Escobar on Aug 28 2014, 8:40a
NOT FUNNY
Commented on Get your questions in for the Over the Monster mailbag! on Aug 27 2014, 3:46p
This occurred to me also.
Commented on Get your questions in for the Over the Monster mailbag! on Aug 27 2014, 3:45p
Mookie was moved off short in the minors
Commented on Get your questions in for the Over the Monster mailbag! on Aug 27 2014, 2:53p - 2 replies
Deja vu
Commented on Get your questions in for the Over the Monster mailbag! on Aug 27 2014, 2:52p
I'm up by about 15pts
Commented on OTM Fantasy: The Playoffs on Aug 27 2014, 2:36p
"There is almost nothing I love in baseball more than Mike Napoli's beer-league softball swing resulting in a ball coming off the bat at 115 miles per hour and landing in the next zip code."
Commented on Mike Napoli hits upper deck with his longest homer of the year on Aug 27 2014, 1:14p - 1 reply
Given our current glut of outfielders,
Commented on Get your questions in for the Over the Monster mailbag! on Aug 27 2014, 1:12p - 4 replies
And should they?
Commented on Get your questions in for the Over the Monster mailbag! on Aug 27 2014, 12:41p
Did we know that the Daily Links
Commented on Daily Red Sox Links: Shane Victorino, Rusney Castillo, Koji Uehara on Aug 27 2014, 12:30p
If he continues to trend downward for the rest of the year
Commented on Koji Uehara's slump leaves Red Sox in tricky position on Aug 26 2014, 6:42p - 1 reply
You will find no stronger proponent
Commented on Koji Uehara's slump leaves Red Sox in tricky position on Aug 26 2014, 4:28p - 1 reply
Guy. Support your narrative.
Commented on Koji Uehara's slump leaves Red Sox in tricky position on Aug 26 2014, 2:52p - 1 reply
Well, it was you who said "for a good while now". How am I supposed to know what that means?
Commented on Koji Uehara's slump leaves Red Sox in tricky position on Aug 26 2014, 2:48p - 1 reply
Okay, so in the 15 calendar days prior to August 15
Commented on Koji Uehara's slump leaves Red Sox in tricky position on Aug 26 2014, 2:40p - 2 replies
Okay, so in the 15 calendar days prior to August 15
Commented on Koji Uehara's slump leaves Red Sox in tricky position on Aug 26 2014, 2:40p
If Koji was never getting a QO
Commented on Koji Uehara's slump leaves Red Sox in tricky position on Aug 26 2014, 2:19p - 1 reply
If "a good while" is 10 calendar days
Commented on Koji Uehara's slump leaves Red Sox in tricky position on Aug 26 2014, 2:18p - 1 reply
I find it highly unlikely that Betts would be an option for SS given he was moved off short in the minors
Commented on Red Sox 4, Blue Jays 3: Life, Death...Undeath? on Aug 26 2014, 1:07p
I would argue that particular point, as would many.
Commented on Red Sox 4, Blue Jays 3: Life, Death...Undeath? on Aug 26 2014, 1:05p
+1
Commented on Red Sox 4, Blue Jays 3: Life, Death...Undeath? on Aug 26 2014, 10:35a
ALSO: @#$%, Koji!
Commented on OTM Fantasy: The Playoffs on Aug 26 2014, 10:25a
\0/
Commented on OTM Fantasy: The Playoffs on Aug 26 2014, 10:22a
In that case, time would be worth more than money.
Commented on Koji Uehara's slump leaves Red Sox in tricky position on Aug 26 2014, 10:16a
I was really shocked that they didn't move Koji at the deadline
Commented on Koji Uehara's slump leaves Red Sox in tricky position on Aug 26 2014, 10:12a
YOU BASTARDS!
Commented on Red Sox 4, Blue Jays 3: Life, Death...Undeath? on Aug 26 2014, 8:17a
I have no faith whatsoever in Allen Webster
Commented on It's time to change the Red Sox rotation on Aug 25 2014, 2:02p - 1 reply
He just asked if anyone was nervous about it. He wasn't calling him a steroid guy.
Commented on Red Sox sign Rusney Castillo to record deal on Aug 25 2014, 2:01p - 1 reply
Well, the fact that he injured himself in his first game was pretty awful
Commented on Red Sox 6, Mariners 8: Eight straight on Aug 25 2014, 11:18a
Dude. C'mon.
Commented on After signing Rusney Castillo, what next for the Red Sox? on Aug 25 2014, 9:29a
I would never say that I am, though
Commented on After signing Rusney Castillo, what next for the Red Sox? on Aug 23 2014, 8:42p
You're really hanging your hat on this guy, aren't you?
Commented on After signing Rusney Castillo, what next for the Red Sox? on Aug 23 2014, 12:17p - 1 reply
Honest to God somebody please make this his walk-up music.
Commented on Red Sox sign Rusney Castillo to record deal on Aug 22 2014, 7:48p
RE
Commented on Red Sox sign Rusney Castillo to record deal on Aug 22 2014, 7:48p - 2 replies
According to his Twitter bio:
Commented on After signing Rusney Castillo, what next for the Red Sox? on Aug 22 2014, 7:24p - 1 reply
He's a blogger, not a reporter.
Commented on After signing Rusney Castillo, what next for the Red Sox? on Aug 22 2014, 7:12p - 1 reply
They said he was open to be traded when it was clear Lester was going to be traded
Commented on After signing Rusney Castillo, what next for the Red Sox? on Aug 22 2014, 6:59p - 1 reply
I'd say that's a fairly minor consideration.
Commented on After signing Rusney Castillo, what next for the Red Sox? on Aug 22 2014, 6:51p - 1 reply
Perhaps you should re-state it, then.
Commented on After signing Rusney Castillo, what next for the Red Sox? on Aug 22 2014, 6:36p - 1 reply
Which he would not be prevented from signing in 2016.
Commented on After signing Rusney Castillo, what next for the Red Sox? on Aug 22 2014, 6:20p - 1 reply
Of course it's something to think about.
Commented on After signing Rusney Castillo, what next for the Red Sox? on Aug 22 2014, 6:04p - 1 reply
Pots and kettles and so forth yes mmhmmm
Commented on After signing Rusney Castillo, what next for the Red Sox? on Aug 22 2014, 5:52p - 1 reply
Ah. Gotcha.
Commented on After signing Rusney Castillo, what next for the Red Sox? on Aug 22 2014, 5:38p - 1 reply
Are you holding on to hope that we can contend this year?
Commented on After signing Rusney Castillo, what next for the Red Sox? on Aug 22 2014, 5:38p - 1 reply
The way Lackey has pitched the past two years
Commented on After signing Rusney Castillo, what next for the Red Sox? on Aug 22 2014, 5:32p - 1 reply
Hopefully that is the case.
Commented on After signing Rusney Castillo, what next for the Red Sox? on Aug 22 2014, 5:29p - 2 replies
Money is unimportant? Who said that?
Commented on After signing Rusney Castillo, what next for the Red Sox? on Aug 22 2014, 5:27p - 1 reply
...continue.....
Commented on After signing Rusney Castillo, what next for the Red Sox? on Aug 22 2014, 5:18p - 1 reply
In Soviet Russia
Commented on After signing Rusney Castillo, what next for the Red Sox? on Aug 22 2014, 5:16p
Feel free to reconsider
Commented on After signing Rusney Castillo, what next for the Red Sox? on Aug 22 2014, 5:16p - 1 reply
Tossing out? No.
Commented on After signing Rusney Castillo, what next for the Red Sox? on Aug 22 2014, 5:10p - 1 reply
What are you defining, exactly?
Commented on After signing Rusney Castillo, what next for the Red Sox? on Aug 22 2014, 5:09p - 1 reply
Is that how we are managing ourselves now?
Commented on After signing Rusney Castillo, what next for the Red Sox? on Aug 22 2014, 5:08p
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