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I like to pretend that I'm a potato. That's kinda weird, I guess. But...it's the Internet, so that's okay.

I miss Manny. I really, really do. I don't give a rat's ass what any of ya say about it, either.

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The Latest Defection - Sports on Earth


I'm really only posting this because the author is using an extended professional wrestling analogy I need to tell SOMEONE that... VINCE MCMAHON DIDN'T TURN HOGAN HEEL! He turned heel in WCW when he joined the nWo and your stupid analogy doesn't make sense! UUUUGGGGHHHHHH.

Ervin Santana to the Royals


Ervin Santana to the Royals


Ervin Santana to the Royals


Ervin Santana to the Royals


Ump Laz Diaz refuses to let Russell Martin throw ball back to his pitcher


This is one of the stupidest things I've ever heard, and it makes it that much harder for me to argue against robot umpires.


Opening Day

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!BASEBALL!!! BASEBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL!!!! Ooooooooooohhhhh, man! I'm so excited!! Now, I know that I've been a tad...

Luke Scott hates us.


Hidden gem: the "Who are you, Karim Garcia?" clip.

Ortiz article


Great article talking to Papi.

A's likely to sign Manny, Coco likes it.


And in the former Red Sox Department.....

Atchison DFA's to make room for Ross



What the @#$% is This, ESPN?


This is awesome. Contains very foul language.

Colorful Solution to Hall of Fame Voting


Bob Ryan's solution to dealing with PEDs and the Hall: Coloured plaques. I kind of like it actually (except for the use of the colour pink...WTF is THAT??

Boston GQ's Worst-Dressed City in America


A really stupid @#$%ing article that's a pain in the ass to scroll through, so don't bother. I just thought you'd like to know that some fashion boy doesn't like your style. Here's what he says: Boston is like America's Bad-Taste Storm Sewer: all the worst fashion ideas from across the country flow there, stagnate, and putrefy. To be fair, it's hard to be a fashion capital when half of your population is made up of undergraduate hoodie monsters, including those unfortunate coeds who don't realize that leggings-as-pants were supposed to be paired with tops large enough to conceal their cameltoes. Yet when they graduate, they can wear their Uggs and still fit in at the country's largest frat party on Lansdowne behind Fenway, where they can take breaks between body shots to admire just how long boot-cut jeans can stay in style in one place. And any classy lady from Beantown is bound to be impressed by formal sportswear. "But Boston is the epicenter of prep style!," you say? That's true, but due to so much local in-breeding, Boston suffers from a kind of Style Down Syndrome, where a little extra ends up ruining everything: Khakis!—with pleats. Boat shoes!—with socks. Knit ties!—actually, no one in Boston seems to have ever seen one of these. For the more proletarian-minded, there are the modest little burgs of Cambridge and Somerville, where everyone dresses like the proprietor of his or her very own meth lab. If you wonder how a people can live like this, well, it's Jurassic Park for fashion troglodytes: life finds a way. —John B. Thompson

Ortiz & Gregg slapped with 4 games


via MLB's Twiiter feed


Nova Scotia Day at Fenway

Hello, from your resident Nova Scotian! As you may not be aware, it's Nova Scotia Day today at Fenway Park! I wouldn't blame you if you weren't aware...because I wasn't aware until very...



This is nothing short of spectacular. OMG, can we trade for Covelli back, please?!?

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