Hey Vikings Fans: I was at a bar in NYC last night. Jared Allen was there. He was very drunk, screaming out lyrics to ’80s music, but the most embarrassing part of the night was when he lost his iphone. He forced the DJ to stop the music and announced over the loudspeaker that he indeed lost his iphone. He basically got on his knees at and searched for his iphone with a flashlight all over the bar.

Other Jared Allen notes: He has no idea about the Favre saga (a dude he was with claimed to golf with Favre and thinks "Favre's gotta get his sh*t together and make up his mind already"), he likes whiskey and drinks Jack, he thinks Sage Rosenfelds sucks.

Seems like a nice guy.