The Patriots had a young player..His name is Jason Calhoun..a running back..Well, he never had one carry. Now after the first quarter in SB 46, the score was 21-0 Giants...After the second quarter it was 42-0 Giants..After the half the score was 60-0 halfway through the 3rd quarter and Patriots fans started chanting: "GIVE CALHOUN THE BALL!!!".."GIVE CALHOUN THE BALL!!!"..Well, at the start of the 4th quarter the score was 80-0...Now all the fans we're screaming: "GIVE CALHOUN THE BALL!!!"..So Bill B. sends him in the game..They run a play, Calhoun doesn't get the ball..Now the whole crowd and Bill B and all the players are hollering: "GIVE CALHOUN THE BALL!!!"..Another play..Calhoun doesn't get the ball...Now the whole crowd, the Giants sidelines and Coughlin join in: "GIVE CALHOUN THE BALL!!...GIVE CALHOUN THE BALL!!!...Cars outside the stadium pulled over: "GIVE CALHOUN THE BALL..GIVE CALHOUN THE BALL!!"..So Brady huddles up...Delay of game...Huddles up again..Delay of game...Finally, Brady calls time-out, with the crowd, coaches, players screaming: "GIVE CALHOUN THE BALL!!!!"...Brady walks to the middle of the field, waves his arms to silent the crowd..You could hear a pin drop..and he cups his mouth and hollers: "CALHOUN DON'T WANT THE BALL!!!..HE DON"T WANT THE BALL!!!!"....

Another 'Perfect Storm' scenario where our Offense, defense and special teams crash into each other and result in the sinking of the "Enola Boobs"?? or will they survive the storm?..Just a question..Will our guys show up and deliver our ships fish to the processing plant?..or get caught with a fish wrapped up and placed in our mailboxes?..Will our crew withstand the storm?...Or will our boat just sink..There is a storm warning for Saturday..

You’re a mean one, Mr. Coughlin...
You really are a heel.
You fans are getting pissed,
your players are getting dissed..
Your coaching won’t be missed!

You’re as cuddly as a cactus,
you’re as charming as an eel, Mr. Coughlin!
You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
And Fewell is making you an...
An old worn out looking arctic seal!

You’re a monster, Mr. Coughlin.
Your heart’s an empty hole!
Your game plans come from a toilet bowl...

Your brain is full of spiders,
You have garlic in your soul,
Your OC coach is a troll, Mr.Coughlin!
I wouldn’t touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You’re a foul one, Mr. Coughlin,
You fart whenever you walk!
Your interviews are bull, your ass smells like a s*** stool.
You have termites in your smile,
And you haven’t won a challenge in quite awhile!

You have all the tender sweetness of...
Aa seasick crocodile, Mr. Coughlin!
Given a choice between the two of you...
I’d take the seasick crocodile!

You’re a rotter, Mr. Coughlin.
You’re the king of sinful sots!
Your record really rots,
Your heart’s a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Coughlin.
You’re a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

Your team just had another loss!!
You nauseate me, Mr. Coughlin,
With a nauseous super "naus"!
You’re a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Coughlin.
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful Assortment of rubbish imaginable...
Mangled up in tangled up knots!

You need hard working players filling your roster spots!

You’re a foul one, Mr. Coughlin.
You’re a nasty wasty skunk, Your heart is full of unwashed socks,
Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Coughlin.
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote:
"Stink, stank, stunk...
your team is in a funk"!

If you want to donate to helping these kids out and wouldn't mind making a small donation, mail it to me: Bob Dolson 1955 SW Import Drive Port St Lucie, Fl 34953 I'm already helping out 5 families fund their kids getting there but would appreciate anybody out here willing to chip in to get them all there..even a dollar would help..Alot of parents are having tough times down here with the economy being what it is..So we are trying to raise some money to help pay for the kids. The team is the Port St Lucie Pirates..and they compete next Saturday for the national championship..against teams from all over the country.It will be at the ESPN Wide World of Sports Complex in Orlando and the games will be televised on ESPN up to and including the National Super Bowl game..This is not a scam..You all know me out here and I'll give you a full accounting of any and all monies received on behalf of these kids. We have to come up with 22,000.00 by this Thursday to cover their Hotel and meal expenses..We have several local fund raisers planned between now and 12/1..It would be a great advertisment for the BBV website and community Now I'm a tough son of a gun, but I also have a soft heart..when I see tears in parents eyes worrying about how they can afford it I do my best to help out.These kids have a shot to be the National Champions...If you pledge a few bucks to help out I'll front whatever you pledge and will make sure that BBV gets recognition.

It is for a good cause and a chance to show the SB Nation what BBV-ers are like...There are a couple of thousand of us out here..It only takes a few minutes according to Ed..(that was a bunch of bull..lol!!)..but it is for a well intended cause...Warning however..the next time Ed tells you something will only take a few minutes..He's fooling you..Beware...lol 

P.S. These fanpost things have to be 75 words long, hence I'm adding this line...same shit happened to me in school..Mr. Dolson, your essay is too short..I asked a teacher one time..Are you telling me I can't cut to the chase?..I have to be a bullshit artist?...Oh well enough of that I think I now meet the stringent fanpost criteria here.  

Well, most of you who have read my comments probably already know this is not all about Football..We all know that the players and owners are meeting again, albeit they couldn't even agree on where they'd even meet...Hello?..don't hold your breath...So, in light of that I tend to infuse a little humor while we all suffer through this nonsense..So here goes, true story:

My wife is going to be fifty in July...For two months she has had trouble sleeping because she was sweating..She'd roll around all restless, all night..So I told her she should go to the Doctor...Well she did..and they prescribed a medicine in the form of a patch that you apply to a butt cheek....

Well, it worked..after two weeks she was dry as a bone sleeping restfully..She said this is great..and I told her yeah I'm sleeping better also, since I no longer have dreams of scuba-diving with Jacque Cousteau while being chased by Great White Sharks all night...Life became normal again...

Well, I always sneak up on her and grab her boobies...you know dribble in for a jump-shot..Well three weeks after the butt patch...She hollered "OUCH!!"...

I asked her what was wrong and she said her boobs were sore..I said maybe it was the patch..the medication patch she was taking...

So about 45 minutes later she came back and said your right..The package states that side effects can cause soreness and make your breasts larger...

I thought about that for less than a second and told her to put five more patches on and I'll just look and won't touch...

Boobs vs football...they'll win every time..   

Hey fellow football fans!

This is my humble payment for a wager I made with 'yophillyfanbro'..Sorry it has taken so long, but it took everything but an Airport full 'body scanner' to get signed up on BGN...This is my third attempt to comply with our agreed terms on what the 'losers' had to do...I had already changed my signature and have reaped quite a bit of abuse..lol!!

Anyway, congratulations on taking over the lead in the NFC East...The game was never really close..Seemed like for awhile there, both teams thought the ball was a 'hot elephant turd' and wanted no part of it..But the Eagles decided it was in fact a football..while my team had decided it was a 'turd'..

Alot of fans on both sides thought we did a good job containing Vick..but I don't think so..14 points were left on the ground between Jackson and Avante..So your team dominated us..

It really doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out how to defend us..Just witness the self-destruction..You really don't need a complicated defensive scheme when your playing 'The Keystone Cops'..

So, I'm relegated to bowing down humbly and praising the enemy!..I'll keep my newly earned signature until Sunday as promised..This was actually fun..Most of you are really good sports..and I hope to catch yophillyfanbro on the 'flip side'...

This little article concludes my wager obligations...Go Eagles!!...