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Bobby B. Wheel

  • joined Jul 04, 2011
  • last login Apr 05, 2014
  • posts 80
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Noted Internet gadfly. My hockey team left me when I was 12 years old, so you'll have to forgive me for being a lawyer, political hack and Giants and Yankees fan.

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  • MLB New York Yankees
  • NFL New York Giants
  • NCAAF Virginia Cavaliers
  • General Leeds United :(
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Totally real playoff questions

Robert Wheel notes that the NFL needs stories to stay relevant and fields reader e-mails in this edition of TAKEAWAYS. The e-mailers below are entirely real and not made up by Mr. Wheel himself.

Corbett's Penn State lawsuit is bull****

Pennsylvania's governor sued the NCAA for its actions against Penn State. While nobody thinks the NCAA deserves to be sued more than we do, a little digging reveals that this lawsuit is nothing...

So you're getting a new coach ...

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In this edition of Takeaways Robert Wheel recaps every game from Week 17 and congratulates everyone who gets a new coach or GM.

Richard Sherman is innocent

Do you think Richard Sherman is still guilty of being a PED user because he beat the NFL on a "technicality?" Robert Wheel explains why Richard Sherman deserves a clear name.

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Takeaways: Never satisfied

In this edition of Takeaways, Robert Wheel recaps every game from Week 16 and explains why you are always allowed to complain about your team, even when they've had recent success.

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Wrong about the Falcons

Robert Wheel tells you everything you need to know from Week 15 in this week's edition of Takeaways.

The All-GIFs bowl season preview

Do you have the time to figure out whether every bowl is worth watching? Of course not. Hate reading? Love funny moving pictures?

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Do you have the time to figure out whether every bowl is worth watching? Of course not. Hate reading? Love funny moving pictures? Robert Wheel is here to help with his 2012 bowl games GIF preview. H...

Christmas Song Octagon: "Christmas"

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Bobby Big Wheel salutes "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)", the realest song for your extremely imperfect holiday.

At the movies: Bad mascots

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If the Hornets can change their name, why can't the NBA's most embarrassingly named franchise, the Raptors? Robert Wheel delves into what would happen if every team had been as shortsighted as the...

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Young and stupid has nothing to do with football

This week in TAKEAWAYS Robert Wheel tells you what you need to know from every game this week and from the tragic death of Jerry Brown this weekend.

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There is no right answer

This week in TAKEAWAYS Robert Wheel gives the dispositive answer on whether the Panthers and Chiefs should have played on Sunday and reviews every game from Week 13.

Troll Tuesday: Southern Miss needs Brett Favre

Brett Favre is America. And Southern Miss needs America to coach their football team.

Get your baseball out of my football

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Today in TAKEAWAYS Robert Wheel wants Bob Costas off his screen and the Dead Schembechlers on it as he recaps NFL Week 12.

America's last plantation

The NCAA's treatment of athletes shouldn't surprise you. Look at what it's modeled after.

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Stop making up rivalries, NFL

Have a busy Sunday? Not to worry. SB Nation's Robert Wheel is here to make sure you know everything that you need to about this week's NFL games.

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TAKEAWAYS, Week 10

SB Nation knows you're busy. That's why it has Bobby Big Wheel recap the week's NFL games for you on Mondays.

Charles Tillman is a man

Charles Tillman, an NFL Man of the Year, may miss a game to see the birth of his child. That should explain itself, but perhaps we need to revisit your definition of manhood.

Never miss a chance to storm the field

Even though he's not a Michigan fan (and Michigan State is 4-4), Bobby Big Wheel rushed the field anyway. Why rushing any field is great under any circumstance, no matter what the fandom...

Will Jerry Sandusky die in jail?

It has been a busy few weeks in State College as Jerry Sandusky was sentenced to 30 years in prison and Mike McQueary sued the school for firing and defaming him. Noted lawyer Bobby Big Wheel...

NFL Power Rankings in GIF form

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Are you a visual learner? Then these NFL power rankings are for you! Let's look back at the month of September, using GIFs to rank NFL teams.

Don't blame Roger Goodell for the ref mess

Looking for a bad guy in the NFL's replacement referee mess? Don't blame commissioner Roger Goodell; blame his bosses.

A Reminder Of Home: Jim Calhoun, And Why He'll Be Missed

As Jim Calhoun steps down, a Connecticut native looks back at his legacy in the state and why UConn fans will miss him so.

George Will On College Football: Stick To Baseball, Please

College football is all a big scheme by progressives to take over America, George Will warns. (You know, progressives. Like all those rabid liberals in Tuscaloosa.)

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The 2012 NFL GIF Preview: Your Team Is Hilarious

We could preview the 2012 NFL season with words and stats, or we could just pick a suitable animated GIF for each team. So we did the latter.

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The 2012 NFL GIF Preview: AFC East, AFC South

We could preview the 2012 NFL season with words and stats, or we could just pick a suitable animated GIF for each team. So we did the latter.

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The 2012 NFL GIF Preview: NFC North, NFC West

We could preview the 2012 NFL season with words and stats, or we could just pick a suitable animated GIF for each team. So we did the latter.

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The 2012 NFL GIF Preview: AFC North, AFC West

We could preview the 2012 NFL season with words and stats, or we could just pick a suitable animated GIF for each team. So we did the latter.

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The 2012 NFL GIF Preview: NFC East, NFC South

We could preview the 2012 NFL season with words and stats, or we could just pick a suitable animated GIF for each team. So we did the latter.

The 2012 College Football GIF Preview: The Pac-12

Your college football team's 2012 chances can perhaps be best expressed by way of a popular internet GIF. Have a look at the other four conference GIF previews here. Follow @SBNationCFB

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