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MFFH: Finally

Skynyrd 9:03 If I leave here tomorrowWould you still remember me?For I must be traveling on now'Cause there's too many places I've got to see.But if I stayed here with you, girl,Things just...

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MFFH Week 13: Baggage

It's been a rough week. Shit, it's been a rough year. Those who had hoped have lost it. Those who had dreamed have awoken. Those who have been incessant douchebags have been vindicated. And it's...

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MFFH Week 12: We Can All Go Home

Well, it's official. The Falcons Heroes is declaring the season: Over. Cue up a Grateful Dead playlist and skip all the joyful songs. Blame what you want, blame who you want, nothing changes. We're...

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MFFH Week 10: Slippery Slopes

The Falcon Hero is having a bad time of it. Last week, he stole a car despite having a car. He stole a car. A listened to one of the last 8 track tapes in existence, Mowison Hotel. Drove west...

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MFFH Week 9: Falcon Hero is Feeling Down Over Local Sports Franchise

The Falcons experienced their worst loss of the season last week and even their most optimistic fans are feeling low. For once there aren't really any excuses or silver linings, we just plumb got...

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MFFH Week 8: Celebration and Similar Uniforms

The Falcons are riding the crest of a high wave, but not everyone is elated. Some players are not particularly pleased with their performance in last Sunday's game. Obviously we're talking about...

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MFFH Week 7: It's Rise Up, Not Give Up

Nobody told Alcon the season was over, and he's been giving speeches all week, all the way up until the Buccaneers' final drive of the game. The Falcons find themselves on the low side of yet...

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MFFH Week 6: Bros Week Off

Bros Week Off has finally arrived, and not a week too soon. The Falcons are beaten. The Falcons are beaten, battered and scrambled like mother fdfjing hashbrowns. Everyone on the injured list has...

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MFFH Week 5: F88k It Dude, Just Three Losses

In this sardonic scene, we see the stark contrast between the reactions of players and fans. We see bleacher reporters wearing their coaches cap. And we see another team's perverted head coach take...

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MFFH Week 4: The 3Ds of Football; Defensive Depth and Deathdrop

No team has been bitten by more injury bugs at this point in the season than our Atlanta Falcons. The injury bugs have hit the linebacker corps particularly hard, and that means one thing. Arise...

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MFFH Week 3: Sheriff Brick Grimes, We Meet Again

Have you ever run into someone you used to know? Maybe used to date? Pretty awkward. Alcon knows those feels. I don't know if it's at a supermarket or Spaceship(tm) or what, but Alcon comes face to...

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MFFH Week 2: The Dreaded Rams and a Dreaded Falcon

So it turns out that the Rams are still pretty mad about a certain dreadlocked running back leaving them for a younger, hotter team. Loose lips, however, sinketh ships and Sam Bradford is a little...

MFFH Week 1: Just Like The Last Scene of Rudy

It's a big day for Alcon D'FalconHero. A lifelong dream being realized. Second in his dreams only to killing Michael Bick, he is taking on the New Orleans Saints in the SupraDome. The crowd is...

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MFFH Training Camp: HB0's Hard Kocks Invades Florry Branch

Camera crews invaded Fluererr Branch, Georgia this week in hopes of getting some shots of all the hard kocks flying around the field at Falcons training camp. As the journalists always do at this...

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MFFH: The Final Season

The Final Season of the MFFH MAY BE upon us. It may even be the final season of NFL football, if the murmurings I'm hearing from my sources turn out to be correct. Let the Legends have the past,...

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MFFH: Introducing Agent 80/IN MEMORIUM CARRY MEYER

I was very saddened when I heard that the Falcons were parting ways with yet another key contributor today. Do they even want to win? Wait, it was... who? I guess we'll be alright. And thus ends...

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MFFH: The Birdfather/Family Love Draft Party

It's that time of year. The MFFH annual Draft Party. As always, the Birdfather cannot turn down any request on the day of his family's draft party. And that requires him to sit with a number of...

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MFFH Free Agency: Bring Him Home, McGay!!

A Former Falcon is on the market and the Falcons have many positions of need. This would reunite player with coach and make us very jard to stop. Petey spoketh and it was written. Enough pagan...

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MFFH: And We Bid You Goodnight

"We Bid You Goodnight" By The Grateful Deadhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROPcZ8S_nwE Lay down my dear brothers, lay down and take your restOh won't you lay your head upon your saviour's breastI...

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MFFH NFC Championship Game: Forty Dead Niners

The great battle of last week is over, and we are still alive. The Flirty Miners are coming to town and The Atlanta Falcons are 5 point underdogs. If I was you I would have placed my bet yesterday,...

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MFFH Divisional Round: See Hawk Fly, SeaHawk Die

The great battle of our week is upon us. The field is thinned and the SeaHawk has emerged as our primary threat. The nobles have abandoned us. I am Alcon D'FalconHero. Our emotional leader and...

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MFFH WildCard Weekend: Prepare for Playoffs

Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a playoff game by dying for his team. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his team. When I go home people will ask me, ‘Hey...

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MFFH Week 17: Please See The Backups

The Falcons have locked it up. They aint won the Soup or Bowls, but they are in prime position heading into the playoffs. Only those pesky buccaneers stand in our way. Funny to think that only a...

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MFFH Week 16: A Man's Automobile

A Lion comes to town and he's hunting for revenge. Alcon and SamJack's visit to the Motor City last year left one defensive tackle's car a little dinged up, and they didn't stick around to see his...

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MFFH Week 15: Giant Problems

We've got Giant Problems in Atlanta. Other teams are caught in a mad scramble for wild card spots or desperately clinging to division leads. But not the Falcons. Other teams are caught up in...

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MFFH Week 14: OZ The Original Zombie

With an end to the Zombie Apocalypse in sight, the Falcon Heroes have a choice to make. A deadly duo consisting of sharp shooting small town sheriff and a recreational bio-geneticist have developed...

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MFFH Week 13: When the Zombies Come Marching In

It is a short week for the Falcon Heroes. They have barely just finished beating those bastard zombie Bucs, and a whole mess of Saints rolls into town. ZOMBIE SAINTS!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! WHY...

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MFFH Week 12: Out-Break Performance

The Falcon Heroes are about to learn a very important lesson. If you are going to keep your dear friend (who's resurrection gone wrong turned him into a flesh eating zombie) as a pet, you'd better...

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MFFH Week 11: Roster Moves

The Falcons' bid at perfection has come to an end and there are consequences. A loss is unacceptable. Fans are writing open letters and burning jerseys. No one's job is safe. But to the outside...

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MFFH Week 10: Demons Exercised in the City of New Orleans

Big match-up between the Falcons and Saints this week, and you know what that means. It means the Saints players will be sacrificing chickens, taking steroids, beating opposing players with lead...

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