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MFFH Week 9: Gunfight in the ATL Saloon

The Cowboys are tellin everyone in town they're gonna clean us out. Tony Romo wants to know if anyone's got the guts to play for blood. He's carrying guns, Wyatt, which is a misdemeanor, but still...

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MFFH Week 8: Battle Rap

You might have heard that Eagles receiver Desean Jackson is branching into the rap game. Well, he's having a little bit of trouble breaking through, and it's sort of been eating at him. But a rap...

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MFFH Week 7: Bye Week Blasphemy

Alcon and old Sam Jack walkin through a graveyard laughin back and forth at what the other one had to say. It's the bye week. The week of rest. A time to reflect on where we've gone wrong. For...

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MFFH Week 6: Siege and Showdown

A Falcon Hero is dead. Taps gently plays. No time to mourn. The remaining heroes have tracked Alcon to Greedell's compound. The place is a fortress. Will be heavily guarded. A mission wrought with...

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MFFH Week 5: Interception

Alcon is the Mother F(&*&in Anti Falcons Hero. And he's coming for Matt Ryans. Ryans and Wife are in the middle of film study. They ain't prepared for what's comin. SamJack, Fallus, 86, and Pete...

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MFFH Week 4: The M#ther F$#$@in Anti Falcon Hero

Alcon is the M#ther F#ckin Anti Falcon Hero. Withaspoon has seent his face and passed the information on to Pete Mikerson, who has been enlisted to stop the evil bast#rd who has been assaulting our...

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MFFH Week 3: In The Batch Room With A Spoon

Falcons win another game. The Falcons suffer another casualty. The Falcon Villain is still out there. The Big Bird In Charge calls upon Pete Mikerson to do something about it. The first step is...

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MFFH Week 2: Babinuked

Mike Churner assaulted, Brent Crimes out for the year. Falcons players are dropping like flies. But they are one and oh. And feelin good. Jon Babinukes is grippin wood wheel, window down and swings...

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MFFH: Week 1 - Mike Churner Gains Another Nine

Falcons Running Back Michael Churner is disappointed with this week's Weight Watchas meeting. Another nine pounds gained? "What am I doing wrong?" he asks himself. "I've been counting my points....

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MFFH: Indifferent Strokes

Alcon has been Missing In Action until a chance meeting on a public sidewalk has him face to face with the rest of the gang. And they fall right into their old times, discussing ticket orders for...

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Lay Off Larry Drew

CLD did an amazing job of holding the Hawks together last year. He is not a bad coach at all. Let's see what he can do. There is a seventy five word limit, huh? That should not be too hard to...

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MFFH: The Man Comes Around

Alcon the Falcon Hero is back in action for Season 3 of the Mother Fuckin Falcon Heroes. Alcon learns that there is a price to be paid for his Falcon Heroism. The League does not forget the debts...

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What Happens If The Hawks Stand Pat?

Other than the rest of the year = "WHY GOD WHYYYYY?" My sources say Hinrich's 8 Million$ will be off the books, which should leave plenty of money to sign one of these gentlemen. h...

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MFFH: Post-Season Demon

Football season's over. Again. The same ledge on the same roof in the same city. It's not the same as last year. Alcon's clean and sober and not suicidal this time. It's not that he's used to it or...

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MFFH Wildcard Special: The Heads of the Five New York Families

Matt Ryans has been selected as Godfather of his sister's child. The family's loved ones have gathered at the church for the Baptism. But a few close friends are not present for the ceremony. Their...

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MFFH Week 17: Clean-Up at the Checkout Line

The Falcon Heroes run into a bit of trouble in the middle of their beer run. There is a loud mouthed buccaneer bullying the boys in lane 3 and Fallus can't help but start himself a little sh*t....

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MFFH Week 16: Monday Night Moyda

Alcon was told that New Orleans was a nice place to visit. Alcon was misinformed. God what an awful place. He takes a leisurely stroll and ends up in the jackpot. Who assails a man with his hands...

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MFFH Week 15: The D.O.L. Blues

Jack Del Rio is angry. If you've ever been to the unemployment office, then you know why. Alcon's just shootin' a little pool, minding his own business. But Jack Del Rio has been spending time at...

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MFFH Week 14: Float Like A Butterfly, Sting Like Steve Smith

There's not much to say here. Another day, another must-win sitiation. The Panthers, as usual, have nothing to play for but trash talk rights and fantasy football stats, and that makes them a VERY...

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MFFH Week 13: The Dirty Bird Coast

The Dirty Third Coast becomes the Dirty Bird Coast when the Falcons fly in. Things bout to get All Screwed Up in H Town, mayne. The Falcon Heroes are in town to cheer their boys on, and run into a...

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MFFH Week 12: A Viking Death

Alcon enjoys an oven roasted chicken sub with green and yellow peppers and lettuce and spinach and sweet onion sauce with a tall glass of sweet tea AND a Viking brave wishes to take his place in...

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MFFH Week 11: Crush of the Titans

There is a Titan raising hell in the streets of Atlanta, hurling lightning bolts at the Georgia Dome. He is horribly overthrowing, but the electric missiles are landing somewhere, so he must be...

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MFFH Week 10: Road Rage Re: Atlanta Traffic

The Saints come rolling in, and Alcon mounts up. Equipped with the Falcon B'ttle Rifle, Alcon and the Falcon Horse charge down 285 in hot pursuit of a black limousine that is carrying the Saints...

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MFFH Week 9: Charge Forth, Falcon Hero

Week 9 is here. The Falcons have done a lot of growing up this year, and the Falcon Heroes have grown right along with them. It hasn't been an easy year. Alcon was fined 2million$, banned for life,...

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MFFH Week 7: A Few Georgia Boys in a Game of Touch Football

Nobody is going to bail out the Detroit Lions. Before Sunday's public flogging, the Falcons Heroes Alcon and SamJack get together with Matt Staff(infection)ford and Calvin Johnsons for a friendly...

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Falcon Heroes Comic Week 6: Unhappy Boosters

The boosters are not happy. Mr. Ryans' weekly visit is a tense one. The boosters are NOT happy. Ryans knows he needs to step it up, as well as he knows there is a sawed off shotgun pointed right at...

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Falcons Fan Anthem

The Mother BLEEPing Falcons Hero by Jake O'Neill RATED ATL-MA FOR FOUL LANGUAGE   He acts kinda different different times of the year Every fall he acts the same For however long football seasons...

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Falcons Heroes Week 5: Bad Fan Behavior

ALCON IS UP!! The Falcons Hero is up and moving around. He's still pretty weak, but lord bless him he won't miss a home game. His brother (the Melon Farming American Hero who killed Bin Laden in M...

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Falcon Heroes Week 4: Brotherly Love

Alcon is in a coma. The Falcons are 1-2. Its time for the other heroes to step up. One man can't carry a team, whether it's a professional football team or a mercenary hit squad. It takes a total...

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Falcon Heroes Week 3: The Banned For Life Blues

The punishment has been handed down from Fuhrer Goodell. Alcon(The Falcon Hero) has been banned for life for Illegal Wolverine Claws to the Chest. Again our Hero is lost. Old Temptation calls to...

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