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The Falcon Heroes run into a bit of trouble in the middle of their beer run. There is a loud mouthed buccaneer bullying the boys in lane 3 and Fallus can't help but start himself a little sh*t....

Alcon was told that New Orleans was a nice place to visit. Alcon was misinformed. God what an awful place. He takes a leisurely stroll and ends up in the jackpot. Who assails a man with his hands...

Jack Del Rio is angry. If you've ever been to the unemployment office, then you know why. Alcon's just shootin' a little pool, minding his own business. But Jack Del Rio has been spending time at...

There's not much to say here. Another day, another must-win sitiation. The Panthers, as usual, have nothing to play for but trash talk rights and fantasy football stats, and that makes them a VERY...

The Dirty Third Coast becomes the Dirty Bird Coast when the Falcons fly in. Things bout to get All Screwed Up in H Town, mayne. The Falcon Heroes are in town to cheer their boys on, and run into a...

Alcon enjoys an oven roasted chicken sub with green and yellow peppers and lettuce and spinach and sweet onion sauce with a tall glass of sweet tea AND a Viking brave wishes to take his place in...

There is a Titan raising hell in the streets of Atlanta, hurling lightning bolts at the Georgia Dome. He is horribly overthrowing, but the electric missiles are landing somewhere, so he must be...

The Saints come rolling in, and Alcon mounts up. Equipped with the Falcon B'ttle Rifle, Alcon and the Falcon Horse charge down 285 in hot pursuit of a black limousine that is carrying the Saints...

Week 9 is here. The Falcons have done a lot of growing up this year, and the Falcon Heroes have grown right along with them. It hasn't been an easy year. Alcon was fined 2million$, banned for life,...

Nobody is going to bail out the Detroit Lions. Before Sunday's public flogging, the Falcons Heroes Alcon and SamJack get together with Matt Staff(infection)ford and Calvin Johnsons for a friendly...

The boosters are not happy. Mr. Ryans' weekly visit is a tense one. The boosters are NOT happy. Ryans knows he needs to step it up, as well as he knows there is a sawed off shotgun pointed right at...

The Mother BLEEPing Falcons Hero by Jake O'Neill RATED ATL-MA FOR FOUL LANGUAGE   He acts kinda different different times of the year Every fall he acts the same For however long football seasons...

ALCON IS UP!! The Falcons Hero is up and moving around. He's still pretty weak, but lord bless him he won't miss a home game. His brother (the Melon Farming American Hero who killed Bin Laden in M...

Alcon is in a coma. The Falcons are 1-2. Its time for the other heroes to step up. One man can't carry a team, whether it's a professional football team or a mercenary hit squad. It takes a total...

The punishment has been handed down from Fuhrer Goodell. Alcon(The Falcon Hero) has been banned for life for Illegal Wolverine Claws to the Chest. Again our Hero is lost. Old Temptation calls to...

Week 2: Philadelphia Eagles at Atlanta Falcons in the GEORGIA DOME Alcon the Falcon Hero in his Georgia Dome debut. His dream has come true, running out of the tunnel as the flames burst and the...

Alcon the Falcon Hero in his NLF debut. Alcon has led a life of trouble. He has only ever had one thing that balanced him, the Atlanta Falcons. Last season, with the help of his best friend and...