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TWIS: Roll Tide! Into despair!

This Week In Schadenfreude collects the weekend's craziest college football internet and gives it to you in a steaming pile. This week: Roll Tide!

TWIS: Muschamp, 'our most idiotic ancestor'

This Week In Schadenfredue collects thing said about football on the internet. Most of them a real mad. This week: Will Muschamp as the world's worst James Bond Villain! Baylor fans worry about being Oregon! Wait, what?

TWIS: 404 Georgia coaches not found

This Week In Schadenfreude collects dumb things, and some clever ones, said about college football. This week: ginger Thor sinks Georgia! Duke makes grown men quit! It's not your fault, Northwestern fans! Unless you decapitated a house cat!

A 'super drunk' This Week in Schadenfreude

TWIS trawls the internet every week for the most unhinged college football comments available. This week: fans of any NFL team that can't run at all declare Al Borges must be involved!

TWIS: Knock it *down*, Northwestern

Annual Northwestern Hail Mary loss debacle! I have scurvy! Michigan coaches as ineffectual Civil War generals! There be maggots in me hard tack! Miami fans saying "azz"! Pirate things!

TWIS: Mizzou and the importance of uprights

TWIS trawls the college football internet for people saying outlandish or silly things. This week: Missouri should have paid a union contractor! Charlie Weis achieves something! Virginia Tech watches Orange Is The New Loss To Duke!

TWIS: New levels of Clemsoning

This week: philosophical discursions on the nature and being of Clemsoning! Drunk, belligerent, and rooting for Iowa State is no way to go through life, son! The re-GERGening! And the SEC eats itself!

TWIS: The stupidest game Michigan ever played

MAYBE IT'LL WORK THIS TIME, BORGES, sad Michigan poetry, sad bastard Michigan fans toning down their fandom, sad Michigan swearing charts. And some other stuff.

TWIS: LSU fans smell like bourbon

This week in college footaball e-mayhem: LSU fans self-scout about corndogs! Georgia Tech deploys umlauts! Notre Dame does not sing a particular song! Purdue! Even more Monsoon Popcorn Guy! Voyeurs from the land of Gump!

TWIS: West Virginia is a drunken possum

This Week In Schadenfreude mines the depth of West Virginia's despair. Yes that was on purpose. What are you going to do about it, WVU? Not score touchdowns, that's for damn sure.

TWIS: Wisconsin is lining up for that field goal

Goings-on in college football! The entire state of Wisconsin on a manhunt for Pac-12 refs! Bo Pelini swears at things! A guy at Wake Forest is mad! Nebraska fans taunted by squirrels! Future Texas losses apologized for! Is Johnny Football a witch?

This Week In Schadenfreude

This Week In Schadenfreude absorbs the collective agony of college football and crams it into one place. This week: Texas puts people in dove-murderin' moods. USC shows real pathology. A man's father asks someone to sit down.

TWIS: It came from the FCS!

TWIS returns with tales of losses to teams that aren't even bowl subdivision, bro.

At least you're not Auburn!

TWIS rounds up the ragiest rage being said on the internet about college football weekly. This week: Al Borges vitriol poems, everyone thanks God they're not Auburn except the Auburn guy asking Jesus for a meteor, not sure if "Tressel For Wisconsin."

TWIS: Welcome to Texas A&M, Alabama

This week: RUN THE FRIGGIN BALL ALABAMA AND DON'T LOSE TO JOHNNY FOOTBALL, missing Bill Stewart, forcing Miami fans to go to Orlando botanical gardens, and the Job of college football.

LSU makes Bama cry, doesn't enjoy it

This week: LSU fans get their wish, dislike wish. Spaziani goes full Picard.. More is expected from Maryland, for some reason. Someone is termed "butter teeth hand-clapper." Murder is wished on the Kiffins. And, of course, Hitler.

Come, revel in Tom O'Brien's misery

This week: all of the stars are deployed at Tom O'Brien, ostrich James Vandenberg, Oklahoma epiphany is aborted, guns are aimed at Oski's nether regions, and Hogville Zen becomes a real religion.

This Week In Schadenfreude honors WVU

This edition features a WVU fan rewriting the entire Mike Valenti screed from the 2006 MSU-ND game into a WVU-appropriate format, and could probably stop there but keeps going.

Mack Brown would like his stapler

TWIS rounds up the most ludicrous reactions to college football weekly. This edition features some idiot taking his girlfriend to the Red River Shootout, Virginia fans demanding hip-hop they've never heard of, and Gernans. Plus a spider!

This week in schadenfreude: Oh God, Auburn

Broken Seminoles! Don't underrate Duke! Texas fans sleeping on the couch! Clownshoes! Sleepless in East Hartford! Torches! Pitchforks! Kickball! Duke! SERIOUSLY. DUKE.

This Week In Schadenfreude: Bees hit bottom

The internet plus college football equals disaster. This week: buckets of scotch at Virginia Tech, a giant Jim Leavitt head, the return of Squinky, some guy's wife grows a member, Stanford being vituperative, and John L ascending to nirvana.

This week in schadenfreude: Goodbye, Iowa

FALSE HOPE IS WORSE THAN DEATH!

This Week In Schadenfreude: Colorado Makes It Respectable

The most ludicrous things the internet said about college football this week.

This Week In Schadenfreude: The Hog Containment Field Has Been Shut Off

Arkansas losing to ULM has set Slimer loose on the internet. A Kansas fan inadvertently references the crucifixion, thread devolves into armadillos speed discussion. Wisconsin is North Korea. Things are spelled correctly!

This Week In Schadenfreude: Michigan Throws Itself In The Wood Chipper

Fans react to the weekend's college football with the dignity typical of internet sports conversations. This means only one reference to Jerry Kill's seizures.

This Week In Schadenfreude: Ole Miss's Miraculous Upset (No, Not At Football)

Burn it all. Void your checks. Dump your emoticons. Hire the devil, or stop getting beat up by the devil. Stop being Clemson, stop playing your rivals, stop everything. The season's over. And we're all furious.

This Week In Schadenfreude: Oklahoma State Jumps Off A Bridge

Dread octopus God Squinky's greatest masterpiece. The incoherent George O'Leary pining of Clemson fans. Bob Stoops as a dog. And Kansas fans are willing to hire anyone with a BMI in the obese range.

This Week In Schadenfreude: Houston Nutt's Open Source Playbook

This is how Ole Miss's world ends. Dooley needs to support the troops... in his pants! Illinois goes from 6-0 to 6-fire Ron Zook. It was suppose to be for A&M, but instead terrible thing are happening to their fans on television. And we get up to quota on Ty Willingham references.

This Week In Schadenfreude: Bama Scott Tenorman, In The Flesh

'Bama gives us a literal Scott Tenorman. Super Tecmo Bowl is too complicated for certain coordinators. Denard Robinson is Juice Williams. And someone wrote down their thoughts about a Boston College game as it was happening without exploding.

This Week In Schadenfreude: Midwest Collective Depression

Can someone find Dabo Swinney a less depressing shirt? Will teams in Texas manage to not talk about pooping? Has anyone ever been more like Cartman than Lane Kiffin? The answer to all these questions is "no."

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