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Brian Thomas

  • joined Feb 16, 2008
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I love catching people in the act. That's why I always whip open doors...

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Recent Activity
Zadie Smith is great
Commented on Friday August 22 nighttime OT on Aug 22 2014, 9:11p
Did you see Rectify?
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 7:28p
I'll try to soldier on
Commented on The Texas Rangers' surprisingly productive 2011 draft on Aug 22 2014, 7:23p
Absolutely
Commented on The Texas Rangers' surprisingly productive 2011 draft on Aug 22 2014, 7:22p
Are you deliberately misquoting me?
Commented on The Texas Rangers' surprisingly productive 2011 draft on Aug 22 2014, 7:20p - 1 reply
Even if you give them a pass for the early picks, which is iffy,
Commented on The Texas Rangers' surprisingly productive 2011 draft on Aug 22 2014, 7:15p - 2 replies
We sure outsmarted all the other teams with that 47th round pick!
Commented on The Texas Rangers' surprisingly productive 2011 draft on Aug 22 2014, 6:53p - 1 reply
Oh
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 6:23p
The primary impact guys from the draft were picked 47, 30, 18, 17, 14
Commented on The Texas Rangers' surprisingly productive 2011 draft on Aug 22 2014, 5:40p - 2 replies
And why is that?
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 5:25p - 1 reply
Not in the article
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 5:23p - 1 reply
The two things that surprised me
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 5:15p
Oh pull the stick out of your ass
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 5:11p - 1 reply
Man...
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 5:10p
Indian?
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 5:08p
I would think the take away from this would be that our developmental guys are doing a great job, and the draft decision makers are sucking ass
Commented on The Texas Rangers' surprisingly productive 2011 draft on Aug 22 2014, 5:00p - 1 reply
Australian women love American accents
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 3:24p - 2 replies
Nobody knows this word?
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 3:23p - 2 replies
A lot of good stuff about MJ and drug scheduling
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 3:18p - 1 reply
Or chessy, corny, hackneyed
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 3:10p
Do you know what a skinflint is?
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 3:09p - 1 reply
Is it one word?
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 3:04p - 1 reply
Kathleen Roberston is sexy as hell
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 3:03p - 1 reply
I had to look that and the Game up
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 2:57p - 1 reply
I don't get the analogy
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 2:51p - 1 reply
That's about what i would have guessed
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 2:50p - 1 reply
Yep
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 2:48p - 1 reply
I can think of no other possible explanation
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 2:47p - 2 replies
Does Grammer need money or something?
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 2:44p - 4 replies
At least the Shreiff
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 2:44p
There's a word for those people
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 2:24p - 1 reply
Overtime scam by the Houston PD
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 2:12p - 4 replies
What do you do for a living?
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 2:07p - 2 replies
That movie has one of the best scenes EVAH
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 1:58p
Giraffes in convertibles going down the freeway
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 1:51p
I'm starting to get the impression you don't like discussing these types of things with me
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 1:50p
Something tells me that wasn't at the top of the writers' priority list
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 1:49p - 1 reply
If you liked the 1st one, I bet you'll like the 3rd.
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 1:48p
My cats go outside
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 1:47p
zzzzzzzz
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 1:18p
I'll say it
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 1:17p - 2 replies
No way
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 1:15p - 1 reply
Schooly, Cahill, did you watch Rectify yet?
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 1:13p - 2 replies
Do they not go well with your messenger bag?
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 1:12p - 1 reply
Cheapskate
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 1:11p
How can you not love em?
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 1:10p - 1 reply
Yes
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 12:54p - 1 reply
No, but I like that idea
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 12:51p - 1 reply
A couple bucks here and there to the various people who bring you food and drink won't kill you
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 12:50p - 1 reply
I learned how to haggle watching my dad at First Mondays
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 12:45p
last time I was in there, there was no sale
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 12:44p
They go well with his 50 dollar JC Penney jacket
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 11:37a
Softball at 8 am??
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 11:35a - 2 replies
Take a lot of small bills with you for tipping
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 11:34a - 2 replies
Unless they are having a sale, avoid that place
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 11:25a - 1 reply
They say that's how you should calculate whether the shoes are worth the price
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 11:24a - 2 replies
definitely not needed
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 11:22a
The Italian place is probably the nicest
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 11:19a - 1 reply
If you're on a budget, Men's Wearhouse has some pretty good deals.
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 11:16a - 1 reply
2 before I left the hacienda
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 11:11a - 1 reply
Just dropped my 3rd one about 20 minutes ago.
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 11:09a - 1 reply
if you could get a couple of photos, that would help
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 11:08a
Guys and Dolls!
Commented on 8/22 OT :Totes McGotes on Aug 22 2014, 9:50a
I'm a delicate flower, no question
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 22 2014, 12:01a - 1 reply
The smarts do, too
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 11:55p - 1 reply
Ha ha
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 11:54p
He came to a tailgate
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 11:54p
Cahil lives in Houston
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 11:53p - 1 reply
Is that gonna happen now??
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 11:49p - 1 reply
And you assholes are wrong
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 11:48p - 3 replies
Basterds is a good deal better than JB
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 11:44p - 1 reply
You're forgetting that grindhouse thing he did with Rodriguez
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 11:40p - 1 reply
That little fucker
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 11:38p
Well it kinda seems like you've made your mind up prematurely, old bean
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 11:36p - 2 replies
Come on
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 11:35p - 2 replies
Funny you chime in
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 11:33p - 2 replies
Didn't like Jackie Brown, either?
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 11:28p - 2 replies
I'm gonna hunt that fucker down
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 11:27p - 3 replies
I've heard of it, and I know you're a diverse reader, so I appreciate the rec
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 11:17p
No
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 11:13p - 1 reply
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