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Brian Thomas

  • joined Feb 16, 2008
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I love catching people in the act. That's why I always whip open doors...

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Recent Activity
Yeah! What would you know, guy so successful he retired in his 40's?
Commented on Thursday 4/24 OT on Apr 24 2014, 9:17p
Yeah, at least O'Reilly has the balls to put himself out there
Commented on Thursday 4/24 OT on Apr 24 2014, 8:11p
That's a solidass rebuttal
Commented on Thursday 4/24 OT on Apr 24 2014, 8:09p
Daily Show
Commented on Thursday 4/24 OT on Apr 24 2014, 8:06p - 1 reply
Shallow thoughts by Brian Thomas
Commented on Thursday 4/24 OT on Apr 24 2014, 8:03p - 1 reply
Sometimes the low hanging fruit is the juiciest
Commented on Thursday 4/24 OT on Apr 24 2014, 8:00p - 1 reply
Jon Stewart is destroying Sean Hannity right now
Commented on Thursday 4/24 OT on Apr 24 2014, 7:54p - 2 replies
See, I bet that fucker is uncomfortable as shit
Commented on Thursday 4/24 OT on Apr 24 2014, 7:50p - 1 reply
I would think around 20% for a car with 20K on it
Commented on Thursday 4/24 OT on Apr 24 2014, 7:48p - 1 reply
I broke my coccyx a few months back
Commented on Thursday 4/24 OT on Apr 24 2014, 7:31p - 2 replies
I guess that's what they call themselves
Commented on Thursday 4/24 OT on Apr 24 2014, 7:28p
Easiest ass on campus
Commented on Thursday 4/24 OT on Apr 24 2014, 7:18p - 1 reply
Keep em coming
Commented on Thursday 4/24 OT on Apr 24 2014, 7:15p - 1 reply
And Larry Wide Stance Craig
Commented on Thursday 4/24 OT on Apr 24 2014, 7:13p - 1 reply
That's what he claimed!
Commented on Thursday 4/24 OT on Apr 24 2014, 7:12p
2008 Cadillac CTS
Commented on Thursday 4/24 OT on Apr 24 2014, 7:10p - 1 reply
Van damn, live a little man
Commented on Thursday 4/24 OT on Apr 24 2014, 6:56p
I don't really care all that much about horsepower and handling and what not
Commented on Thursday 4/24 OT on Apr 24 2014, 6:55p - 1 reply
Apache Belles > Rangerettes
Commented on Thursday 4/24 OT on Apr 24 2014, 6:52p - 2 replies
Yeah, he was an asshole before this
Commented on Thursday 4/24 OT on Apr 24 2014, 4:17p
Sweet
Commented on Thursday 4/24 OT on Apr 24 2014, 4:15p
And here you are, back to elevate the conversation
Commented on Thursday 4/24 OT on Apr 24 2014, 4:13p - 1 reply
OK
Commented on Thursday 4/24 OT on Apr 24 2014, 4:12p
The Nevada rancher/moocher
Commented on Thursday 4/24 OT on Apr 24 2014, 4:04p - 1 reply
So this Clive Bundy dude
Commented on Thursday 4/24 OT on Apr 24 2014, 4:02p - 4 replies
Subtle
Commented on Thursday 4/24 OT on Apr 24 2014, 3:59p - 1 reply
Nope
Commented on Thursday 4/24 OT on Apr 24 2014, 3:48p - 2 replies
Less
Commented on Thursday 4/24 OT on Apr 24 2014, 3:45p - 1 reply
I'd keep it a secret the first 6-8 years
Commented on Thursday 4/24 OT on Apr 24 2014, 3:43p
You could try out your "fifth a day by noon" theory
Commented on Thursday 4/24 OT on Apr 24 2014, 3:42p - 1 reply
Do you know who Mike Francesa is?
Commented on Thursday 4/24 OT on Apr 24 2014, 2:43p
The types of people who call into radio shows and say First time, long time!
Commented on Thursday 4/24 OT on Apr 24 2014, 2:35p - 1 reply
When Dibble was on the Dan Patrick show 10 years ago or so, he was pretty funny, in a mongoloid sort of way
Commented on Thursday 4/24 OT on Apr 24 2014, 2:34p - 1 reply
And Thad
Commented on Thursday 4/24 OT on Apr 24 2014, 2:30p
Also
Commented on Thursday 4/24 OT on Apr 24 2014, 2:23p
If I want to listen to Baseball talk, it still beats the hell out of ESPN or Fox Sports
Commented on Thursday 4/24 OT on Apr 24 2014, 2:22p - 3 replies
If they did, it has been relatively recent
Commented on Thursday 4/24 OT on Apr 24 2014, 2:20p
Mostly
Commented on Thursday 4/24 OT on Apr 24 2014, 2:19p
I forgot to ask
Commented on Thursday 4/24 OT on Apr 24 2014, 2:16p - 2 replies
XM channels
Commented on Thursday 4/24 OT on Apr 24 2014, 2:12p - 3 replies
You can always catch them on Amazon for 3 bucks
Commented on Thursday 4/24 OT on Apr 24 2014, 11:41a
Episode 2 of Fargo
Commented on Thursday 4/24 OT on Apr 24 2014, 11:34a - 1 reply
Thanks
Commented on Thursday Morning Links on Apr 24 2014, 11:08a
You can drive a car with your feet, but that doesn't make it a good idea
Commented on Thursday Morning Links on Apr 24 2014, 11:07a
Nope
Commented on Thursday Morning Links on Apr 24 2014, 10:48a - 1 reply
Also, congratulations, I haven't seen you much lately
Commented on Thursday Morning Links on Apr 24 2014, 10:47a - 1 reply
If one starts crying, does that automatically mean the other one chimes in, too?
Commented on Thursday Morning Links on Apr 24 2014, 10:46a - 2 replies
Those old comercials were the best
Commented on Thursday Morning Links on Apr 24 2014, 10:45a
Keep us posted
Commented on Thursday Morning Links on Apr 24 2014, 10:42a - 1 reply
If you don't think Trapper Keeper references are funny, you're either a humorless twat or a cultural ignoramus
Commented on Thursday Morning Links on Apr 24 2014, 10:39a - 1 reply
You're just a misunderstood bon vivant!
Commented on Thursday 4/24 OT on Apr 24 2014, 10:18a
Have you told your parents you're gay yet?
Commented on Thursday 4/24 OT on Apr 24 2014, 10:00a - 4 replies
Ain't no flies resting on you, super sleuth
Commented on 14-23-04 OT Good Morning Poland on Apr 23 2014, 3:43p - 1 reply
Had something similar happen in Honolulu
Commented on 14-23-04 OT Good Morning Poland on Apr 23 2014, 3:37p
Such a dick move
Commented on 14-23-04 OT Good Morning Poland on Apr 23 2014, 3:36p - 1 reply
My fave may be the one where talks about he and his Dunbar homies getting in a hood fight
Commented on 14-23-04 OT Good Morning Poland on Apr 23 2014, 3:29p - 1 reply
You sure?
Commented on 14-23-04 OT Good Morning Poland on Apr 23 2014, 2:27p - 2 replies
He definitely wasn't as bad as the other two
Commented on 14-23-04 OT Good Morning Poland on Apr 23 2014, 2:25p - 1 reply
That dude was B.O.?
Commented on 14-23-04 OT Good Morning Poland on Apr 23 2014, 2:24p
When Gardner first got here
Commented on 14-23-04 OT Good Morning Poland on Apr 23 2014, 2:21p - 2 replies
What is it?
Commented on 14-23-04 OT Good Morning Poland on Apr 23 2014, 2:14p - 1 reply
We ran them off
Commented on 14-23-04 OT Good Morning Poland on Apr 23 2014, 2:13p - 1 reply
What about Wharter, Clueless, and Burnt Orange?
Commented on 14-23-04 OT Good Morning Poland on Apr 23 2014, 2:12p - 5 replies
Yeah, he dies in the end
Commented on 14-23-04 OT Good Morning Poland on Apr 23 2014, 2:10p - 1 reply
Years ago
Commented on 14-23-04 OT Good Morning Poland on Apr 23 2014, 2:07p
They come from a long line of poop-jarrers
Commented on 14-23-04 OT Good Morning Poland on Apr 23 2014, 2:07p
He hated him something fierce after the cocaine incident
Commented on 14-23-04 OT Good Morning Poland on Apr 23 2014, 12:49p - 1 reply
Not really
Commented on 14-23-04 OT Good Morning Poland on Apr 23 2014, 12:44p - 1 reply
Meh
Commented on 14-23-04 OT Good Morning Poland on Apr 23 2014, 12:42p - 1 reply
Netflix, Amazon, Hulu, Youtube, MLB
Commented on 14-23-04 OT Good Morning Poland on Apr 23 2014, 12:41p
Didn't know that
Commented on 14-23-04 OT Good Morning Poland on Apr 23 2014, 12:39p - 1 reply
Xbox makes you pay a 50 buck yearly fee to access a lot of their stuff
Commented on 14-23-04 OT Good Morning Poland on Apr 23 2014, 12:31p - 2 replies
I've suddenly gotten a world class case of the farts
Commented on 14-23-04 OT Good Morning Poland on Apr 23 2014, 12:19p
I read the whole thing
Commented on 14-23-04 OT Good Morning Poland on Apr 23 2014, 12:00p - 1 reply
The Crawfish Boxes
Joined on Apr 23 2014, 11:54a
Dish
Commented on 14-23-04 OT Good Morning Poland on Apr 23 2014, 11:47a - 1 reply
Please tell me you have a link
Commented on 14-23-04 OT Good Morning Poland on Apr 23 2014, 11:42a - 3 replies
So what did the locals do?
Commented on 14-23-04 OT Good Morning Poland on Apr 23 2014, 11:41a - 3 replies
That's an excellent idea
Commented on 14-23-04 OT Good Morning Poland on Apr 23 2014, 11:40a - 1 reply
No charge for the dish
Commented on 14-23-04 OT Good Morning Poland on Apr 23 2014, 11:14a - 1 reply
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