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Brian Thomas

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I love catching people in the act. That's why I always whip open doors...

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Recent Activity
I just looked your comment history up
Commented on Detroit Tigers or Texas Rangers: Who is winning the Prince Fielder for Ian Kinsler deal? on Apr 18 2014, 9:48p
You are assuming the team didn't know
Commented on Tanner Scheppers to DL; Aaron Poreda Called Up on Apr 18 2014, 9:34p
If I lived there, I'd never miss one
Commented on 4/18/14 OT: T-1 on Apr 18 2014, 2:16p - 1 reply
I've been to 3
Commented on 4/18/14 OT: T-1 on Apr 18 2014, 2:11p - 1 reply
So you're not going to answer?
Commented on 4/18/14 OT: T-1 on Apr 18 2014, 2:09p - 1 reply
Understandably
Commented on Friday a.m. Rangers stuff on Apr 18 2014, 1:55p
Me either, but Adam has been advocating it for years
Commented on Friday a.m. Rangers stuff on Apr 18 2014, 1:46p
No, came over about 5-6 months after LSB was formed
Commented on Friday a.m. Rangers stuff on Apr 18 2014, 1:42p - 1 reply
Such a zilch
Commented on Friday a.m. Rangers stuff on Apr 18 2014, 1:40p - 2 replies
For now
Commented on 4/18/14 OT: T-1 on Apr 18 2014, 12:31p - 1 reply
Just tell him Santa Claus isn't real
Commented on 4/18/14 OT: T-1 on Apr 18 2014, 12:30p - 1 reply
He must be a delegating mofo b/c i have never been in an OT that he wasn't also in.
Commented on 4/18/14 OT: T-1 on Apr 18 2014, 12:13p
remember Tex goes Yard?
Commented on 4/18/14 OT: T-1 on Apr 18 2014, 12:12p - 1 reply
What is your business?
Commented on 4/18/14 OT: T-1 on Apr 18 2014, 12:11p - 1 reply
Happy Friday
Commented on 4/18/14 OT: T-1 on Apr 18 2014, 12:11p
The game day threads have always sucked
Commented on 4/18/14 OT: T-1 on Apr 18 2014, 12:10p - 2 replies
Must be a really slow news day.
Commented on Detroit Tigers or Texas Rangers: Who is winning the Prince Fielder for Ian Kinsler deal? on Apr 18 2014, 11:11a
Never been a fan of Magical Realism, but that dude was a giant
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 8:50p
Good gig if you can get it
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 3:59p - 1 reply
Give marriage a few years
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 3:54p - 1 reply
They aren't married yet?
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 3:38p - 1 reply
Yeah, i watched it years ago, and was completely lost, having not read them.
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 2:31p
6, 4 great ones, one shitty, and an unfinished book that was very good but ends in the middle of the 3rd act
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 2:24p - 1 reply
I only found it because I was talking up the book that it was based on a couple of weeks ago
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 2:10p - 1 reply
I've just gradually wore her down
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 2:00p
Haven't seen it yet
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 1:55p - 1 reply
I just realized I've had my fly open for at least 3 hours
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 1:40p - 1 reply
Here in Virginia, when you ask for hot sauce
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 1:34p - 2 replies
That really was the best season
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 1:31p
Would the court care that the victim wants him set free?
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 1:10p - 1 reply
What about mrbronyfucker?
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 1:09p
It can work, if you have a legitimate beef
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 1:08p - 1 reply
Twitter
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 1:03p - 2 replies
Man, what a vile little self-absorbed shit
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 1:01p - 2 replies
Like that time Vic Mackey boned Forest Whitaker's crazy ex
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 12:59p - 1 reply
What would you do if you were that guy's lawyer?
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 12:57p - 2 replies
Airtight logic if I ever saw it
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 12:55p
I really should help out more than I do
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 12:53p - 2 replies
Hey, I pulled the same shenanigans over Thanksgiving
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 12:50p - 1 reply
He and his wife were estranged at the time
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 12:48p - 1 reply
So you get to skip flying with the kids?
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 12:48p - 1 reply
Also
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 12:46p
From what I've read, the Governor is a real hardass
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 12:43p - 1 reply
This guy got sentenced to 13 years, but due to an admin screwup, they didn't realize he wasn't in prison until it was time to process him out
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 12:34p - 5 replies
They're gonna take your rube ass to the cleaners
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 11:24a - 2 replies
I like this one
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 11:07a - 1 reply
I thought he died, too
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 10:59a
True
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 10:45a - 1 reply
And he has been on the site for all of one month
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 10:43a
Schlitterbahn roughly translates to the "anal leakage one gets from consuming Olestra-fueled Ruffles potato chips"
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 10:41a - 1 reply
So many good scenes
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 10:15a
So
Commented on Thursday 4/17 OT on Apr 17 2014, 9:56a - 1 reply
Hi Josh!
Commented on Wednesday Morning Links on Apr 16 2014, 9:25p
Zzzzzzzzzz
Commented on Wednesday Morning Links on Apr 16 2014, 9:24p
Age matters, too
Commented on 4/16/14 OT: Tell me about the rabbits on Apr 16 2014, 12:18p
I like the way you have been doing it
Commented on Wednesday Morning Links on Apr 16 2014, 11:48a - 1 reply
Here is a good list
Commented on Wednesday Morning Links on Apr 16 2014, 11:45a
Harlot's Ghost
Commented on Wednesday Morning Links on Apr 16 2014, 11:42a
They don't have any of the sexual hangups that murican womenfolk do, either
Commented on 4/16/14 OT: Tell me about the rabbits on Apr 16 2014, 11:17a
for 6:30 to 6:59 am
Voted on Apr 16 2014, 11:15a
Your accent is all the game you need
Commented on 4/16/14 OT: Tell me about the rabbits on Apr 16 2014, 11:10a - 1 reply
People have been putting "Book Spoiler' in the subject line
Commented on 4/16/14 OT: Tell me about the rabbits on Apr 16 2014, 11:09a - 1 reply
Have you considered Australia?
Commented on 4/16/14 OT: Tell me about the rabbits on Apr 16 2014, 11:07a - 4 replies
Tone is hard to convey
Commented on Wednesday Morning Links on Apr 16 2014, 11:01a - 1 reply
Egoism is a load of bullshit
Commented on Wednesday Morning Links on Apr 16 2014, 10:59a - 2 replies
Did you read the Hanlon piece?
Commented on Wednesday Morning Links on Apr 16 2014, 10:58a
Likewise
Commented on 4/16/14 OT: Tell me about the rabbits on Apr 16 2014, 10:50a
I'll bet I read more in a month then you read all year, dude
Commented on 4/16/14 OT: Tell me about the rabbits on Apr 16 2014, 10:40a - 2 replies
That's not weird; that's pretty normal
Commented on 4/16/14 OT: Tell me about the rabbits on Apr 16 2014, 10:38a - 1 reply
Yes
Commented on 4/16/14 OT: Tell me about the rabbits on Apr 16 2014, 10:37a
But of course, you immediately announce when 2 major characters are gonna die
Commented on 4/16/14 OT: Tell me about the rabbits on Apr 16 2014, 10:37a - 1 reply
Yes
Commented on 4/16/14 OT: Tell me about the rabbits on Apr 16 2014, 10:36a - 2 replies
Of course
Commented on 4/16/14 OT: Tell me about the rabbits on Apr 16 2014, 10:36a - 1 reply
Not really
Commented on 4/16/14 OT: Tell me about the rabbits on Apr 16 2014, 10:34a - 3 replies
Thanks for the book spoilers the other day, cockface
Commented on 4/16/14 OT: Tell me about the rabbits on Apr 16 2014, 10:31a - 1 reply
Can't we all get along?
Commented on OT: LSBookClub Update 1: Chapters 1-5 on Apr 15 2014, 6:31p - 2 replies
Until your neighbor starts parking his dump truck in the front yard
Commented on 4/15/14 OT: DOOOOOOM!!!! on Apr 15 2014, 6:18p
See, you'd have a point, albeit an obnoxious one, if this was Nicholas Sparks or James Patterson
Commented on 4/15/14 OT: DOOOOOOM!!!! on Apr 15 2014, 6:05p - 2 replies
I don't get it
Commented on 4/15/14 OT: DOOOOOOM!!!! on Apr 15 2014, 6:01p
Mine change too
Commented on 4/15/14 OT: DOOOOOOM!!!! on Apr 15 2014, 6:00p - 1 reply
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