Whats Crackerlacking folks? We have two birthdays for today so lets say Happy Birthday to LakersFoEva and Timbo then enjoy the Quotes and Jokes below...........

Timbo Info: joined Apr 16, 2008 last login Sep 28, 2011 posts 381 comments 40656 email him a birthday shout out here: MutantPop@aol.com

LakersFoEva Info: joined Dec 22, 2009 last login May 08, 2011 posts 48 comments 4562

Quotes:

All of us, at certain moments of our lives, need to take advice and to receive help from other people. Alexis Carrel Love

Jealousy springs more from love of self than from love of another. Francois de La Rochefoucauld Art

Art attracts us only by what it reveals of our most secret self. Alfred North Whitehead Nature

He who does not become familiar with nature through love will never know her. Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? Laurence J. Peter

Jokes:

BEER TROUBLESHOOTING SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet. FAULT: Improper bladder control. ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training. SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. FAULT: Glass empty. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer. SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. FAULT: You have fallen over backward. ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar. SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts. FAULT: You have fallen forward. ACTION: See above.

TRUE MEANING OF MALE STATEMENTS Statement: "I'm a Romantic." True Meaning: "I'm poor." Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about." True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me." Statement: "I really want to get to know you better." True Meaning: "So I can tell my friends about it." Statement: "She's kinda cute." True Meaning: "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the head might be necessary." Statement: "I don't know if I like her." True Meaning: "She won't sleep with me."

October Librans

Oct 04 Alicia Silverstone

Oct 06 Amy Jo Johnson

Oct 10 Brett Favre

Oct 21 Carrie Fisher

Oct 08 Chevy Chase

Oct 13 Chris Carter

Oct 17 Chris Kirkpatrick

Oct 02 Donna Karan

Oct 06 Elisabeth Shue

Oct 17 Evel Knievel

Oct 12 Hugh Jackman

Oct 18 Jean-Claude Van Damme

Oct 22 Jeff Goldblum

Oct 09 John Lennon

Oct 19 John Lithgow

Oct 01 Julie Andrews

Oct 05 Kate Winslet

Oct 13 Kelly Prston

Oct 03 Kevin Richardson

Oct 02 Lorraine Bracco

Oct 12 Luciano Pavarotti

Oct 11 Luke Perry

Oct 01 Mark McGwire

Oct 08 Matt Damon

Oct 20 Mickey Mantle

Oct 10 Mya

Oct 13 Nancy Kerrigan

Oct 03 Neve Campbell

Oct 13 Paul Simon

Oct 04 Rachel Leigh Cook

Oct 14 Ralph Lauren

Oct 15 Sarah Ferguson

Oct 08 Sigourney Weaver

Oct 03 Sting

Oct 04 Susan Sarandon

Oct 16 Suzanne Somers

Oct 16 Tim Robbins

Oct 03 Tommy Lee

Oct 07 Yo-Yo Ma

Birthday list is as follows:

January N/A

February

Deuce4Mamba: Feb. 3

bengalithugg13: Feb. 13

Big John Stud: Feb. 15

Steve Blake and RudeMood19: Feb. 26

March

Kobe: The Legend: March 2

BruinFan1: March 3

Matt Barnes: March 9

Brian Shaw: March 22

Luke Walton: March 28

April

E-Roc: April 2

Purple_gold: April 6

Theo Ratliff: April 17

May

Bluexfalcon: May 2

Derrick Caracter: May 4

June

Czheck: June 15

Bernel: June 23

Imposibol: June 29

July

Pau Gasol: July 6

Joe Smith: July 26

August

Derek Fisher: August 9

LakerAce: August 18

LakersATF: August 20

Kobe Bryant: August 23

September

Phil Jackson: Sept. 17

CaptainWaffles: Sept. 20

Jason78: Sept. 22

Hotmama24: Sept. 23

Gen!e: Sept. 27

October

LakersFoEva and Timbo: Oct. 1

Andrew Bynum: Oct. 17

Crushmybones: Oct. 24

Devin Ebanks: Oct. 28

November

Lamar Odom: Nov. 6

mannye: Nov. 7

Ron Artest: Nov. 13

Jelly Bean: Nov. 17

Altree: Nov. 22

Shannon Brown: Nov. 29

December

BrittneyM: Dec. 13

cldpc and njzfinest5013: Dec. 16

Madmaxx350: Dec. 21

Shaqfor3: Dec. 28

Hey All Most of this month been focused on the NBA lockout and football however some folks on SSR celebrated birthdays, i'ma shout them out, y'all just say Happy Birthdays and folks we want to hear from you. How was your birthday, what did you do, who gave you the best gift and cake? Ice cream? or neither? Anyway enjoy the quotes and jokes below.

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY CaptainWaffles: Sept. 20, Jason78: Sept. 22, Hotmama24: Sept. 23 and Gen!e: Sept. 27……………..

BEST HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONG (via jeetlovesyou)

Quotes

September 20 - People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have. Anne Tyler (1941 - ); Whatever you are by nature, keep to it; never desert your line of talent. Be what nature intended you for and you will succeed. Sydney Smith (1771 - 1845)

September 22 The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. Richard Bach When you make your mark in the world, watch out for guys with erasers. Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first. Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything.

September 23rd Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. Joseph Heller (1923 - 1999), "Catch-22" By the time we've made it, we've had it. Malcolm Forbes (1919 - 1990)

September 27th The only way to predict the future is to have power to shape the future. Eric Hoffer

Funny Quote of the Day I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall someday die, which is not so. Stephen Leacock

Jokes

Sept. 20 Two guys are walking down a street in hell when it begins to snow. One guy looks up at it and says, "Well, it finally happened. The Cubs just won the World Series."

Sept. 22 To give you an idea of the kind of season we've had, the person who handled our side of the scoreboard was sick for three weeks and nobody noticed.

Sept. 23 A salesman decided to skip services one Sunday and head into the hills to do some bear hunting. As he rounded the corner on a perilous twist in the trail, he collided with a bear, sending him and his rifle tumbling down the mountainside. The salesman's ruffle went one way and hew went the other, landing awkwardly on a rock and breaking both his legs. That was the good news. The bad news was the ferocious bear was charging him and he couldn't move. "Oh, Lord," the salesman prayed, "I'm so sorry for skipping services today to come out here and hunt. Please forgive me and grant me just one wish: Please make a Christian out of that bear that's coming at me. Please Lord!" That very instant the bear skidded to a halt, fell to its knees, clasped its paws together and began to pray aloud at the salesman's feet: "Dear God, bless this food I am about to receive...." Moral of the story. As any true sales professional knows, when you go after big game you never go alone! Team selling allows you to bring along the technical expertise, the business development acumen and other support folks you'll need to handle a complex sale correctly. No one goes into the forest alone. "Wood" you?

Sept. 27 Q. How do you make holy water? A. Boil the hell out of it.



Birthday list is as follows:

January N/A

February

Deuce4Mamba: Feb. 3

bengalithugg13: Feb. 13

Big John Stud: Feb. 15

Steve Blake and RudeMood19: Feb. 26

March

Kobe: The Legend: March 2

BruinFan1: March 3

Matt Barnes: March 9

Brian Shaw: March 22

Luke Walton: March 28

April

E-Roc: April 2

Purple_gold: April 6

Theo Ratliff: April 17

May

Bluexfalcon: May 2

Derrick Caracter: May 4

June

Czheck: June 15

Bernel: June 23

Imposibol: June 29

July

Pau Gasol: July 6

Joe Smith: July 26

August

Derek Fisher: August 9

LakerAce: August 18

LakersATF: August 20

Kobe Bryant: August 23

September

Phil Jackson: Sept. 17

CaptainWaffles: Sept. 20

Jason78: Sept. 22

Hotmama24: Sept. 23

Gen!e: Sept. 27

October

LakersFoEva and Timbo: Oct. 1

Andrew Bynum: Oct. 17

Crushmybones: Oct. 24

Devin Ebanks: Oct. 28

November

Lamar Odom: Nov. 6

mannye: Nov. 7

Ron Artest: Nov. 13

Jelly Bean: Nov. 17

Altree: Nov. 22

Shannon Brown: Nov. 29

December

BrittneyM: Dec. 13

cldpc and njzfinest5013: Dec. 16

Madmaxx350: Dec. 21

Shaqfor3: Dec. 28

Whew Hey Ya'll

Yeah I know, it’s been birthday time for some weeks, I should of just done this before taking my vacation, I just got back yesterday so without further ado let’s just celebrate the month of August and give a big shout out to all those whom turned a year older. Shout out also to socalgal for covering Kobe Bean Mamba Bryant birthday today here: http://www.silverscreenandroll.com/2011/8/23/2378922/happy-birthday-kobe-bean-bryant who turns 33 today if I am correct but Derek Fisher also got year older on the 9th, LakerAce on the 18th and LakersATF on the 20th. Happy birthday and belated birthday to you all, I just hope all birthdays were enjoyable, memorable and exciting, I still would like to know what everyone did on their day if ya'll not too mad at me for being late lol anyway ya’ll know what’s next enjoy.........

Ok I'm having mad trouble linking this video, will try to post it later, however the link is below:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ifySnXjXGI&feature=related

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Quotes:

August 23rd

Patience is the companion of wisdom.

Saint Augustine

Funny Quote of the Day

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Laurence J. Peter

"If I take care of my character, my reputation will take care of me."

Dwight L. Moody 08/20/2011

There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through... There needs to be a monster truck option.

Jeph Jacques 8/18

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.

Paul Beatty 8/9

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Jokes:

1.

A boss walked into his office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area was wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, "This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?"

The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question. As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant's question about his "garage door."

An hour later he headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, "When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?"

She smiled and said, "No, I didn't. All I saw was a broken-down old minivan with two flat tires."

August 23 2011

2.

Q. What are the three words a man never wants to hear when he's in the middle of making love?

A. "Honey, I'm home!"

August 20 2011

3.

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt.

Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room,

he shouted to me, ‘What setting do I use on the washing machine?’

‘It depends,’ I replied. ‘What does it say on your shirt?’

He yelled back, ‘ DALLAS COWBOYS’

Aug. 18

4.

Three couples are trying to get into the local church. One of the requirements is to abstain from sex for one month.

After a month, the three couples come back to report on their progress. The first couple says they didn't have sex, so the pastor welcomes them to the church gladly.

The next couple says they didn't have sex, but it was very difficult so the husband had to sleep on the couch for the last week. They are also allowed into the church.

Then the pastor turns to the third couple: "Have you remained chaste for the last month?" he asks.

"We tried but failed," the husband sheepishly admits. "She dropped a can of paint the other day and when she bent over to pick it up, I couldn't help myself and we did it right there."

"Well I am sorry, my son, but you and your wife cannot be permitted to join the church," says the pastor

"We understand," the husband says. "We aren't allowed in the Home Depot anymore either."

August 9 2011

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Celebrity Birthdays Leo:

August 8, 1937 - Dustin Hofman - Actor

August 8, 1940 - Keith Carradine - Actor

August 8, 1988 - Princess Beatrice - UK Royalty

August 9, 1963 - Whitney Huston - Singer

August 10, 1874 - Herbert Hoover - U.S. President

August 10, 1904 - Norma Shearer - Actress

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Astro Twins - Born same day, Same year

August 10, 1928 - Eddie Fisher - Singer, actor

August 10, 1928 - Jimmy Dean - Singer, actor

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August 10, 1959 - Rosanna Arquette - Actress

August 11, 1933 - Jerry Falwell - Religious Leader

August 11, 1921 - Alex Haley - Writer

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Astro Twins - Born same day, Same year

August 11, 1925 - Arleen Dahl - Actress

August 11, 1925 - Mike Douglas - Talk Show Host

August 11, 1925 - Karl Rowan – Journalist

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August 11, 1926 - Claus Von Bulow - Celebrity

August 11, 1953 - Hulk Hogan - Wrestler

August 12, 1831 - Helena Blavatski - Occultist

August 12, 1881 - Cecil B. De Mille - Producer

August 12, 1913 - Jane Wyatt - Actress

August 12, 1939 - George Hamilton - Actor

August 12, 1933 - Parnelli Jones - Racer

August 12, 1926 - John Derek - Actor

August 13, 1860 - Annie Oakley - Sharpshooter

August 13, 1899 - Alfred Hitchcock - Director

August 13, 1927 - Fidel Castro - Political Leader

August 13, 1930 - Don Ho - Entertainer

August 13, 1938 - Steve Brown - Pilot

August 13, 1969 - Figure Skater

August 14, 1944 - Robyn Smith - Jockey

August 14, 1946 - Susan Saint James – Actress

August 14, 1969 - Magic Johnson - Sports Figure

August 15, 1769 - Napoleon - Emperor

August 15, 1872 - Sri Aurobindo - Religious Leader

August 15, 1879 - Ethel Barrymore - Actress

August 15, 1885 - Edna Ferber - Writer

Auguat 15, 1892 - Louis de Broglie - Physicist

August 15, 1913 - Menachem Begin - Prime Minister

August 15, 1923 - Rose Marie Guy - Comedienne

August 15, 1944 - Linda Ellerbee - Newscaster

August 15, 1950 - Princess Anne - UK Royalty

August 16, 1888 - T.E. Lawrence - Adventurer

August 16, 1928 - Ann Blyth - Actress

August 16, 1930 - Frank Gifford - Sports Figure

August 16, 1946 - Leslie Ann Warren - Actress

August 16, 1953 - Kathie Lee Gifford - TV Personality

August 16, 1954 - James Cameron - Movie Producer

August 16, 1960 - Timothy Hutton - Actor

August 17, 1786 - Davey Crockett - Frontiersman

August 17, 1876 - George Llewellyn - Astrologer

August 17, 1943 - Robert De Niro - Actor

August 17, 1959 - David Koresh - Religious sect leader

August 18, 1834 - Marshall Fields - Entrepreneur

August 18, 1917 - Casper Weinberger - Politician

August 18, 1922 - Shelley Winters - Actress

August 18, 1927 - Rosalyn Carter - First Lady

August 18, 1933 - Roman Polanski – Director

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Astro Twins - Born same day, Same year

August 18, 1952 - Elayne Boosler - Comedienne

August 18, 1952 - Patrick Swayze – Actor

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August 18, 1969 - Christian Slater - Actor

August 19, 1743 - Mme. Du Barry - Courtesan

August 19, 1870 - Bernard Baruch - Entrepreneur

August 19, 1882 - Coco Chanel - Designer

August 19, 1902 - Ogden Nash - Poet

August 19, 1931 - Willy Shoemaker - Jockey

August 19, 1940 - Jill Saint John - Actress

August 19, 1946 - Bill Clinton - President, USA

August 19, 1948 - Tipper Gore - V.P. Wife

August 20, 1930 - Mario Bernardi - Conductor

August 20, 1946 - Connie Chung - Newscaster

August 21, 1906 - Count Basie - Musician

August 21, 1936 - Wilt Chamberlain - Sports Figure

August 21, 1938 - Kenny Rodgers - Singer

August 21, 1944 - Jackie DeShannon - Singer

August 21, 1950 - Arthur Bremer - Criminal

August 21, 1962 - Matthew Broderick - Actor

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August Virgoans

•Aug 25 Billy Ray Cyrus

•Aug 30 Cameron Diaz

•Aug 25 Claudia Schiffer

•Aug 28 Jason Priestley

•Aug 28 LeAnn Rimes

•Aug 26 Macaulay Culkin

•Aug 31 Marcia Clark

•Aug 23 River Phoenix

•Aug 29 Robin Leach

•Aug 25 Sean Connery

•Aug 28 Shania Twain

•Aug 24 Steve Guttenberg

•Aug 27 Tueseday Weld

•Aug 31 Van Morrison

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Birthday list is as followed:

January

N/A

February

Deuce4Mamba: Feb. 3

bengalithugg13: Feb. 13

Big John Stud: Feb. 15

Steve Blake and RudeMood19: Feb. 26

March

Kobe: The Legend: March 2

BruinFan1: March 3

Matt Barnes: March 9

Brian Shaw: March 22

Luke Walton: March 28

April

E-Roc: April 2

Purple_gold: April 6

Theo Ratliff: April 17

May

Bluexfalcon: May 2

Derrick Caracter: May 4

June

Czheck: June 15

Bernel: June 23

Imposibol: June 29

July

Pau Gasol: July 6

Joe Smith: July 26

August

Derek Fisher: August 9

LakerAce: August 18

LakersATF: August 20

Kobe Bryant: August 23

September

Phil Jackson: Sept. 17

CaptainWaffles: Sept. 20

Jason78: Sept. 22

Hotmama24: Sept. 23

Gen!e: Sept. 27

October

LakersFoEva and Timbo: Oct. 1

Andrew Bynum: Oct. 17

Crushmybones: Oct. 24

Devin Ebanks: Oct. 28

November

Lamar Odom: Nov. 6

Princeton11loveshalos: Nov. 7

Ron Artest: Nov. 13

Jelly Bean: Nov. 17

Altree: Nov. 22

Shannon Brown: Nov. 29

December

BrittneyM: Dec. 13

CalLadLal and njzfinest5013: Dec. 16

Madmaxx350: Dec. 21

Shaqfor3: Dec. 28

Hey peeps,

       I'm home, oh I hate work but you know what time it is, Birthday time, Imposibol birthday. Another year older, another year wiser so lets post away some happy birthday wishes and enjoy the following.........

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONG - FELIZ CUMPLEAñOS SALSA MUSIC (via salseroUSA)

 

 

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LOL, the dodgers, blue and sf3 failing.

Glad you guys had fun. Great job with the fanpost, Boh!

Always Lurking. Always. Yes.

Tim Duncan wins championships. Vince Carters fills the arenas.
Kobe Bryant does both. -- from some Yahoo! column, I think it was Steve Kerr.

The ideal way to win a championship is step by step.
-Phil Jackson

by imposibol on Jun 27, 2011 3:39 AM EDT reply actions  

 

Quotes:

I can, therefore I am.
Simone Weil

Love Quote of the Day

The course of true love never did run smooth.
William Shakespeare

Art Quote of the Day
I look at everything in an artistic way.
Tony Curtis

Nature Quote of the Day
America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton.
Ellsworth Huntington

Funny Quote of the Day

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
Jackie Mason

 

Jokes:

A young man's mother was now living in Miami Beach and he didn't see her that often. His father was no longer around and he was worried that his mom was lonely. For her birthday, he purchased a rare parrot, trained to speak seven languages. He had a courier deliver the bird to his dear mother.

A few days later, he called: "Ma, what do you think of the bird?" he inquired.

"The bird was good, but a little tough," she replied. "I should have cooked it longer."

"You ate the bird?" the man said, shocked. "Ma, the bird was very expensive. It spoke seven languages!"

"Oh excuse me," his mother replied. "If the bird was so smart, why didn't it say something when I put it in the oven?"

Joke 2:

 A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please."

The barman looks at him and says "Sorry, I can't serve you."

"Why not?" asks the brain.

"You're already out of your head."

 

Joke 3:  

 A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: 'Have you ever committed a sin you truly regret?'

'Yes,' the professor answered. 'When I was a young candidate at the hospital of Saint Lucas, we played soccer against at team from the Community Hospital, and I scored a goal, which was off-side. But the referee did not see it, and the goal won us the match. I regret that now.'

'Well,' said the gatekeeper. 'That is a very minor sin. You may enter.'

'Thank you very much, Saint Peter,' the professor answered.

'I am not Saint Peter,' said the gatekeeper. 'He is having his lunchbreak. I am Saint Lucas.'

 

 

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Whats Happening?????

                 Ain't nothing going on but another birthday, you got have some c-a-k-e or g-i-f-t-s if you want to participate. LOL alittle spin off "Ain't Nothin' Goin' on But The Rent" by Gwen Guthrie(look it up I dear you) However a birthday shoutout on SS&R will have to do for now so lets say HAPPY BIRTHDAY Bernel and all you cancerians out there...........

 

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"No one wins forever. Only thing that matters is how you face it when the cards don't come up your way. I'm not afraid." - Spider-Man (Amazing Spider-Man #475)

"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S. Lewis

"These young guys are playing checkers. I'm out there playing chess." - Kobe Bryant

by bernel on Jun 22, 2011 6:42 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

 

Quotes:

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.
Noel Coward

Love Quote of the Day

Love begins by taking care of the closest ones - the ones at home.
Mother Teresa

Art Quote of the Day

Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter.
Oscar Wilde

Nature Quote of the Day

Flowers... are a proud assertion that a ray of beauty outvalues all the utilities of the world.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Funny Quote of the Day

I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
Rodney Dangerfield

 

Jokes:

Julia was puzzled that Ted was so nonchalant after he saw his girlfriend with another man. "You're in love with her, and you saw her with another guy. Why didn't you go up to him and knock him out?" she asked.

"I'm waiting," Ted said.

"Waiting for what?" asked Julia.

"Waiting to catch her with a smaller guy."

June 23 2011 AskMen.com Rates This Joke: 8 / 10

 

 Joke 2:

 A man is driving down a country road when he spots a farmer standing in
the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side
of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing
nothing, looking at nothing. The man gets out of the car, walks all the
way out to the farmer and asks him, "Ah excuse me mister, but what are
you doing?"

The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."

"How?" asks the man, puzzled.

"Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing
in their field."

 

 Joke 3:

 A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who
had broken into his house the night before.

"You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant.

"No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house
without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"

June Cancerians

• Jun 24 Anna Paquin
• Jun 25 Carly Simon
• Jun 25 Cheryl Tiegs
• Jun 26 Chris Isaak
• Jun 26 Chris O'Donnell
• Jun 22 Cyndi Lauper
• Jun 25 George Michael
• Jun 27 Isabelle Adjani
• Jun 29 John Bradshaw

• Jun 28 John Cusack
• Jun 28 Kathy Bates
• Jun 22 Kris Kristofferson
• Jun 22 Meryl Streep
• Jun 29 Richard Lewis
• Jun 28 Ross Perot
• Jun 23 Ted Shackelford
• Jun 27 Tobey Maguire
• Jun 30 Vincent D'Onofrio

NBA NEWS Today:

NBA Draft: Kyrie Irving, Jimmer Fredette and the Top Prospects' News & Analysis Bleacher Report Thu, 23 Jun 2011 09:08 AM PDT Kyrie Irving, Jimmer Fredette, Kemba Walker and Brandon Knight are among the many top prospects who have been waiting for this night their entire lifeâdraft night. With names like Tony Parker, Andre Iguodala and Lamar Odom on the trading block and several elite teams, including the Los Angeles Lakers and San Antonio Spurs, attempting to move up in the draft, it is going to be a very exciting day ...

Could Sixers acquire Lamar Odom? The Morning Call Thu, 23 Jun 2011 09:06 AM PDT Sports Illustrated is reporting that the Sixers are involved in trade talks with the Los Angeles Lakers in which Philadelphia's Andre Iguodala would be swapped for Lamar Odom.

NBA Trade Rumors: 76ers, Lakers Discussing Andre Iguodala Trade Involving Lamar Odom SB Nation Thu, 23 Jun 2011 08:27 AM PDT The Philadelphia 76ers continue to explore Andre Iguodala 's trade value, and the latest NBA trade rumor has them talking to the Los Angeles Lakers about a swap involving Iguodala and Lamar Odom . The trade is by no means imminent, but Adrian Wojnarowski of Yahoo! Sports is reporting that it has a lot of traction. The trade talks between the Los Angeles Lakers and Philadelphia 76ers have ...

NBA Trade Rumors: Warriors Reject Lakers Overture of Lamar Odom for Monta Ellis Bleacher Report Thu, 23 Jun 2011 07:46 AM PDT NBA Trade Rumors: Warriors Reject Lakers Overture of Lamar Odom for Monta Ellis The Los Angeles Lakers have clearly made Lamar Odom available in a variety of trades, and it's clear that he's the most attractive negotiating chip that the team has at the trade table. Ken Berger of CBS Sports reports that the Lakers placed a call to the Warriors in an effort to land Monta Ellis to be Kobe Bryant's ...

Report: T'wolves Reject Lakers' Trade Proposal WJXT Jacksonville Thu, 23 Jun 2011 07:44 AM PDT The Minnesota Timberwolves rejected a trade proposal from the Los Angeles Lakers for the No. 2 pick in the NBA draft.

 

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YO YO SS&R,

            Got to the end of posting this and the damn computer shut down, ain't that just great however I have fixed the issue but in other news Czheck just turned a year older so lets post away and wish him a HAPPY BIRTHDAY then view the clip, quotes and jokes below vvvvvvvvvvvvvv

 

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by Czheck on Jun 15, 2011 9:31 AM EDT reply actions  

LOL

Happy Birthday!

Always Lurking. Always. Yes.

Tim Duncan wins championships. Vince Carters fills the arenas.
Kobe Bryant does both. -- from some Yahoo! column, I think it was Steve Kerr.

The ideal way to win a championship is step by step.
-Phil Jackson

by imposibol on Jun 15, 2011 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Happy happy birthday to you!

Kobe is hated for winning; LeBron is hated for losing.

@SarcasticxDevil

by Jovi Siagian on Jun 15, 2011 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah...what you said :)

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Faith is remaining certain in the face of doubt. You’re not sure how it’s going to end, but you’re constantly of the belief that it will end the way you want it to and the way you always believed it to end, and that’s on top - Derek Fisher

by lakergirl on Jun 15, 2011 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Happy Birthday, Czheck! ^^

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by l3oh on Jun 15, 2011 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Happy birthday, Czheck!

"The true athlete should have character, not be a character."- John Wooden
"Always turn a negative situation into a positive situation."- Michael Jordan
twitter:@firstto100

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Quotes:

Biologically speaking, if something bites you, it is more likely to be female.
- Desmond Morris

It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen (1935 - ), Without Feathers, 1976

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.

Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

 

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it. Stephen Leacock (1869 - 1944)

 

"Now I understand why the post office puts up wanted posters for robbers.
It just goes to prove the old saying that it takes one to know one"

- Mary Tyler Moore

 

Jokes:

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
Nope, no more booze for me
Sorry, but you're not really my type
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight

Joke 2:

A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up
to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really
rather find a job. The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is
amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a
chauffeur/bodyguard for his nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around
in a big black Mercedes, but the suits, shirts, and ties are provided.
Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided. You
will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays.
The salary package is $200,000 a year.". The young man said, "You're
bullshitting me, man!" The man behind the counter said, "Well, you
started it!"

Joke 3:

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot. Then he asked it be turned down because he was too cold. And on and on it went for about half an hour.

Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient. He walked back and forth and never once got angry. Finally, a second customer asked the waiter why he didn't throw out the pest.

"Oh, I really don't mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."

 

Birthdays on June 15, 2011

Courteney Cox Arquette, 47, actress (“Friends,” Scream), born Birmingham, AL, June 15, 1964.
Jim Belushi, 57, actor (“Saturday Night Live,” “According to Jim”), born Chicago, IL, June 15, 1954.
Wade Boggs, 53, Hall of Fame baseball player, born Omaha, NE, June 15, 1958.
Simon Callow, 62, actor (A Room with a View, Howards End), author, born London, England, June 15, 1949.
Julie Hagerty, 56, actress (Airplane!, Lost in America, Reversal of Fortune), born Cincinnati, OH, June 15, 1955.
Neil Patrick Harris, 38, actor (“Doogie Howser, MD,” “How I Met Your Mother,” Clara’s Heart), born Albuquerque, NM, June 15, 1973.
Mike Holmgren, 63, football coach, born San Francisco, CA, June 15, 1948.
Helen Hunt, 48, actress (Then She Found Me, Cast Away, Oscar for As Good as It Gets; “Mad About You”), born Los Angeles, CA, June 15, 1963.
Justin Leonard, 39, golfer, born Dallas, TX, June 15, 1972.
Bob McDonnell, 57, Governor of Virginia (R), born Philadelphia, PA, June 15, 1954.
Nicola Pagett, 66, actress (“Upstairs Downstairs,” There’s a Girl in My Soup), born Cairo, Egypt, June 15, 1945.
Leah Remini, 41, actress (“The King of Queens,” “Saved by the Bell”), born Brooklyn, NY, June 15, 1970

 

May Geminians

• May 25 Anne Heche
• May 29 Annette Bening
• May 24 Bob Dylan
• May 31 Brooke Shields
• May 31 Clint Eastwood
• May 23 Drew Carey
• May 21 Fairuza Balk
• May 28 Gladys Knight
• May 27 Harlan Ellison
• May 26 Helena Bonham-Carter
• May 23 Ilia Kulik
• May 24 John C. Reilly
• May 29 John F. Kennedy
• May 27 Joseph Fiennes
• May 24 Kristin Scott Thomas
• May 28 Kylie Minogue
• May 25 Lauryn Hill

• May 26 Lenny Kravitz
• May 27 Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes
• May 27 Louis Gossett Jr.
• May 29 Melanie "Scary Spice" Brown
• May 25 Mike Myers
• May 25 Miles Davis
• May 22 Morrissey
• May 21 Mr. T
• May 22 Naomi Campbell
• May 26 Pam Grier
• May 27 Peri Gilpin
• May 29 Richard Lee Jackson
• May 29 Rupert Everett
• May 26 Sally Kirsten Ride
• May 26 Stevie Nicks
• May 30 Wynonna Judd

June Geminians

• Jun 01 Alanis Morissette
• Jun 03 Allen Ginsberg
• Jun 13 Ally Sheedy
• Jun 04 Angelina Jolie
• Jun 07 Anna Kournikova
• Jun 02 Barry Levinson
• Jun 14 Boy George
• Jun 04 Bruce Dern
• Jun 11 Christina Crawford
• Jun 15 Courtney Cox
• Jun 10 Elizabeth Hurley
• Jun 13 Ethan Embry
• Jun 21 Francoise Sagan
• Jun 11 Gene Wilder
• Jun 15 Helen Hunt
• Jun 12 Jim Nabors
• Jun 08 Joan Rivers
• Jun 20 John Goodman
• Jun 20 John Mahoney
• Jun 09 Johnny Depp
• Jun 11 Joshua Jackson
• Jun 16 Joyce Carol Oates
• Jun 19 Kathleen Turner
• Jun 05 Kenny G

• Jun 16 Laurie Metcalf
• Jun 10 Leelee Sobieski
• Jun 07 Liam Neeson
• Jun 01 Marilyn Monroe
• Jun 05 Mark Wahlberg
• Jun 09 Michael J. Fox
• Jun 01 Morgan Freeman
• Jun 09 Natalie Portman
• Jun 17 Newt Gingrich
• Jun 20 Nicole Kidman
• Jun 07 Nikki Giovanni
• Jun 04 Noah Wyle
• Jun 18 Paul McCartney
• Jun 19 Paula Abdul
• Jun 07 Prince
• Jun 06 Sandra Bernhard
• Jun 18 Sir Paul McCartney
• Jun 02 Stacy Keach
• Jun 14 Steffi Graf
• Jun 10 Tara Lipinski
• Jun 13 Tim Allen
• Jun 07 Tom Jones
• Jun 17 Venus Williams
• Jun 16 Yasmine Bleeth

Events on June 15, 2011

Arkansas: Admission Day (175th Anniversary)
Finland: Midnight Sun Film Festival
First Fatal Aviation Accident
Great Smoky Mountains National Park Established
Grieg, Edvard (Birth Date)
"Hee Haw" TV Premiere
Ice Cream Days
Jackson, Rachel Donelson Robards (Birth Date)
Lunar Eclipse
Magna Carta Day
Miss Tennessee Pageant
"My Little Margie" TV Premiere
Native American Citizenship Day
Nature Photography Day
Norway (Celebration of Edvard Grieg's Birth Anniversary)
Strawberry Moon
Twelfth Amendment to US Constitution Ratified
US Landing on Saipa

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Hey All

               
          Welcome into the birthday zone, what we do here is joke, quote, get info and wish SS&R members happy birthday. January through December if you would like a birthday shout out just add your bday to the comments below, be sure to stop bye when's it your bday and participate.

          As of today one of our very own beat writers bluexfalcon turns a year older, he has been a member since March 16, 2010 so let's collectively say happy birthday and blue let us know below how you are enjoying your day besides hoping for a Laker win over the Mavs tonight as we take a look at the clip below........

 

Happy Birthday! (via FlippyCat)

Blue's Last Post:

Woot!

"Phil Jackson seems to enjoy his status as 'NBA grand philosopher' and uses that platform to lob verbal hand grenades into other franchises or the league offices for fun." - Kurt Helin
Stalk, err, Follow me on Twitter: @bluefalcon916

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Today's Quotes:

Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly concern them
--Paul Valery (1871 - 1945), Tel Quel 2 (1943)

 
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
--Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)

If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome; if you believe the theologians, nothing is innocent; if you believe the military, nothing is safe.
--Lord Salisbury

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.
--Aneurin Bevan (1897 - 1960)

Quote of the Day
Cease to inquire what the future has in store, and take as a gift whatever the day brings forth.
--Horace

Love Quote of the Day
There is a woman at the begining of all great things.
--Alphonse de Lamartine

Art Quote of the Day
A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left.
--Alexander Pope

Nature Quote of the Day
Oh, don't let's ask for the moon. We've already got the stars.
--Bette Davis

Funny Quote of the Day
I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
--George Bernard Shaw

 

Jokes:

Joke Of The Day
1.     Patrick Murphy and Sean O'Brien, two Irishmen, grew up together and were lifelong friends. But Patrick developed cancer and was dying. While on his deathbed, Patrick called to his buddy: "O'Brien, come 'ere. I 'ave a request for ye."
Sean walked to his friend's bedside and kneeled beside him.
"Seany, ole boy, we've been friends all our lives, and now I'm leaving 'ere. I 'ave one last request fir ye to do."
O'Brien burst into tears: "Anything, Patrick. Anything ye wish."
"Well, under me bed is a box containing a bottle of the finest whiskey in all of Ireland. Bottled the year I was born it was. After I die and they plant me in the ground, I want you to pour that fine whiskey over me grave so it might soak into me bones, and I'll be able to enjoy it for all eternity."
O'Brien was overcome with emotion, and in the true Irish spirit of his friend's request, he asked: "Aye, 'tis a fine thing you ask of me, and I will pour the whiskey. But, Patrick, might I strain it through me kidneys first?"

May 2 2011 AskMen.com Rates This Joke: 9 / 10

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2.      A kindly old lady came across a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. 'What's the matter?' she asked. 'It's my birthday!' he hollered. 'And I had a bicycle and a new tracksuit and this afternoon there's to be a party with crisps and jelly and a birthday cake and a disco afterwards. . .' and he had to stop talking because he was crying so hard. 'But that's lovely,' said the old lady. 'Why are you crying?' 'Because I'm lost!'

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3.    I was walking through the supermarket to pick up a few things when I noticed an old lady following me around. Thinking nothing of it, I ignored her and continued on. Finally I went to the checkout line, but she got in front of me.

"Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who just died recently."

"I'm very sorry," I said to her, "Is there anything I can do for you?"

"Yes," she said, "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mother? It would make me feel so much better."

"Sure," I said. An odd request, but no harm would come of it. As the old woman was leaving, I called out, "Goodbye, Mother!"

As I stepped up to the checkout counter, I saw that my total was $127.50.

"How can that be?" I asked, "I only purchased a few things!"

"Your mother said that you would pay for hers, too," said the clerk.

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May Taureans

• May 17 Andrea Corr
• May 04 Audrey Hepburn
• May 09 Billy Joel
• May 10 Bono
• May 07 Breckin Meyer
• May 20 Busta Rhymes
• May 09 Candice Bergen
• May 14 Cate Blanchett
• May 20 Cher
• May 18 Chow Yun-Fat
• May 12 Christian Campbell
• May 02 Christine Baranski
• May 05 Danielle Fishel
• May 16 David Boreanaz
• May 15 David Krumholtz
• May 16 Debra Winger
• May 17 Dennis Hopper
• May 13 Dennis Rodman
• May 08 Enrique Iglesias
• May 07 Eva Peron
• May 12 Gabriel Byrne
• May 06 George Clooney

• May 14 George Lucas
• May 13 Harvey Keitel
• May 03 James Brown
• May 15 James Mason
• May 16 Janet Jackson
• May 12 Katherine Hepburn
• May 04 Lance Bass
• May 10 Linda Evangelista
• May 06 Mare Winningham
• May 08 Melissa Gilbert
• May 01 Mitzi Kapture
• May 11 Natasha Richardson
• May 19 Nora Ephron
• May 16 Pierce Brosnan
• May 04 Randy Travis
• May 01 Rita Coolidge
• May 12 Stephen Baldwin
• May 13 Stevie Wonder
• May 05 Tammy Wynette
• May 06 Tony Blair
• May 16 Tori Spelling
• May 07 Traci Lords

 

           HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLUEXFALCON and to all you taurus folks out there, you also send blue birthday wishes here: http://www.twitter.com/bluefalcon916

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Whatzzzz UP?

       Birthday time and it's right on time, my uncle shares today's birthday as well so Happy Birthday to all you Aries folks out there, my fellow fire sign. Today we are wishing Purple_gold a Happy Birthday, another day older, another day wiser. Purple_gold has been around since Nov. 24th and last login was today, hopefully Purple_gold doesn't party too hard and comes back around to let us know how the day has gone. Any cake? Gifts? or just a normal day in a Lakers fan life? Let us know Purple_gold but for now onto the you tube clip.......

 

 

Last Post:

Lakers-Jazz open thread

lets go lakers!

Lebron needs verizon, he aint getting no ring - New Boyz

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Daily Quotes:

I no longer prepare food or drink with more than one ingredient. -Cyra McFadden

A sympathetic Scot summed it all up very neatly in the remark, "You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk dancing." -Sir Arnold Bax (1883 - 1953), Farewell my Youth (1943)

Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.- Jimmy Demaret

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow. - Evan Esar (1899 - 1995)

Jokes:

Joke Of The Day

 

Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors.

"If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades, you'd now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8," boasts Gates. "And that's not all. It'd reach 10,000 mph, weigh just over 10kg, do 1,000 miles to the gallon and cost less than $50."

"Sure, Bill," shrugs the GM chairman. "But it would also crash four times a day."

April 6 2011 AskMen.com Rates This Joke: 7 / 10

 

April Arians

• Apr 13 Al Green
• Apr 03 Alec Baldwin
• Apr 12 Andy Garcia
• Apr 19 Ashley Judd
• Apr 09 Austin Peck
• Apr 06 Billy Dee Williams
• Apr 04 Christine Lahti
• Apr 12 Claire Danes
• Apr 05 Colin Powell
• Apr 18 Conan O'Brien
• Apr 03 David Hyde Pierce
• Apr 12 David Letterman
• Apr 01 Debbie Reynolds
• Apr 09 Dennis Quaid
• Apr 03 Eddie Murphy
• Apr 16 Ellen Barkin
• Apr 15 Emma Thompson
• Apr 02 Emmylou Harris
• Apr 10 Haley Joel Osment
• Apr 09 Hugh Hefner
• Apr 07 Jackie Chan
• Apr 18 Jane Leeves
• Apr 03 Jennie Garth
• Apr 11 Joel Grey

• Apr 13 Jonathan Brandis
• Apr 08 Julian Lennon
• Apr 16 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
• Apr 19 Kate Hudson
• Apr 05 Krista Allen-Morritt
• Apr 11 Lisa Stansfield
• Apr 03 Marlon Brando
• Apr 16 Martin Lawrence
• Apr 04 Maya Angelou
• Apr 18 Melissa Joan Hart
• Apr 04 Natasha Lyonne
• Apr 12 Nicholas Brendon
• Apr 17 Olivia Hussey
• Apr 10 Omar Sharif
• Apr 06 Paul Rudd
• Apr 10 Peter MacNicol
• Apr 06 Ram Dass
• Apr 04 Robert Downey Jr.
• Apr 08 Robin Wright Penn
• Apr 07 Russell Crowe
• Apr 14 Sarah Michelle Gellar
• Apr 12 Shannen Doherty
• Apr 10 Steven Seagal
• Apr 17 Victoria "Posh Spice" Addams

Enjoy your birthday Purple_gold, if you see this in time, eat some cake for me please............                                             

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Hey peeps, folks, SS&R geeks LOL, it's that time again

         Or you can call it the Happy Belated Birthday Thread since I've been M.I.A since March 2nd when we all wished Kobe: The Legend Happy Birthday here: http://www.silverscreenandroll.com/2011/3/2/2026540/birthday-march-2nd but in that time, Lakers went on a streak, baseball season got rolling, Matt Barnes got older March 9th, Brian Shaw got older March 22, Luke Walton got older March 28 and now E-Roc April 2, can you say this was way late? Well yeah but I'm on it, it's a new month so expect great things, in the meantime lets see who I can find off youtube to sing HAPPY BIRTHDAY to these folks above......

 

The "Sorry-I-Forgot-Your-Birthday" Song (via absolutelysplendid)

Thought that was a funny little clip but lets get little facts about E-Roc first, he joined May 24th, last log in was April 4th and last post:

 

Rooting for Shaq

to make it back onto the court. It’s been a long time since I cheered for him, but seeing him work so hard to get back, then hobble off court was a sad moment.

Even after all the things he’s said and done, and even though he’s wearing the most hideous uniform possible, I hope to see him finish this season playing basketball, then remember him for all the good times and forget the BS.

"The Lakers are ninja negotiators. Straight. fuckin. ninjas." -rshinsec

"This isn't an apocalypse. It’s a motherf***ing war." -Hdg23

"Doc hasn’t beaten MI5, the Jackson 5, Maroon 5, the Dave Clark Five, the Ben Folds Five, Babylon Five, Dave Brubeck’s "Take Five," the In-N-Out Five-By-Five, or the traffic on the 405. (And y’all know Kobe’s taken down that last one.)" -Brian Tung

by deadmuse on Apr 4, 2011 2:30 PM EDT reply actions  

The medical staff should be ashamed. They cleared him to play after two months out with no practice beforehand.

There was no way he’d be able to play without re-injuring himself somehow. That’s like sitting on your ass your whole life then going out to run a marathon with no training.

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates
To be great is to be misunderstood. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Tweetness: @SoCalGal64

by SoCalGal on Apr 4, 2011 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait, what?!?! he didn't practice at all??

thats just horrible

by theshmoes on Apr 4, 2011 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that was rather stupid.

by E-ROC on Apr 4, 2011 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

I had no idea he hadn’t practiced…I stay away from “green news.”

“Unprofessional” doesn’t even come close to describing it. That’s just demented. Especially for the oldest player in the league.

"The Lakers are ninja negotiators. Straight. fuckin. ninjas." -rshinsec

"This isn't an apocalypse. It’s a motherf***ing war." -Hdg23

"Doc hasn’t beaten MI5, the Jackson 5, Maroon 5, the Dave Clark Five, the Ben Folds Five, Babylon Five, Dave Brubeck’s "Take Five," the In-N-Out Five-By-Five, or the traffic on the 405. (And y’all know Kobe’s taken down that last one.)" -Brian Tung

by deadmuse on Apr 4, 2011 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

 

    On to some facts about Luke, Shaw and Matt Barnes, well Luke is soo close to not being a Laker, Shaw looks close to being next in charge and Matt Barnes just got suspended one game for pushing Jason Terry after he pushed Blake. These are called the Brittney Facts got some facts of your own comment away. E-Roc let us know how you enjoyed your day and Happy Happy belated Birthday. Now onto some quotes and jokes, enjoy.....

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Hey, oh anyone seen Kobe: The Legend around SS&R lately????.....umm me neither but that's besides the point, it's his birthday so thats right pucker those lips up and mumble the words with me....Happy Birthday Kobe: The Legend. Hopefully he'll be in to tell us one of these days how he did enjoy his day.  Until then you know whats coming next, a nice clip from you tube, sing along, you know you know the words.........

 

 

Funny Birthday Song (via luminialbastre)

 

March Pisceans

• Mar 02 Amber Smith
• Mar 05 Andy Gibb
• Mar 16 Bernardo Bertolucci
• Mar 14 Billy Crystal
• Mar 17 Brittany Daniel
• Mar 19 Bruce Willis
• Mar 10 Chuck Norris
• Mar 13 Dana Delany
• Mar 03 David Faustino
• Mar 02 Dr. Seuss
• Mar 09 Emmanuel Lewis
• Mar 15 Fabio
• Mar 08 Freddie Prinze Jr.
• Mar 19 Glenn Close
• Mar 01 Harry Belafonte
• Mar 20 Holly Hunter
• Mar 16 J.Z. Knight
• Mar 03 Jackie Joyner-Kersee
• Mar 12 James Taylor
• Mar 03 Jessica Biel
• Mar 02 Jon Bon Jovi
• Mar 09 Juliette Binoche
• Mar 08 Kathy Ireland

• Mar 17 Kurt Russell
• Mar 12 Liza Minnelli
• Mar 15 Mark McGrath
• Mar 14 Michael Caine
• Mar 07 Michael Eisner
• Mar 04 Miriam Makeba
• Mar 17 Nat "King" Cole
• Mar 04 Nick Stabile
• Mar 04 Patricia Heaton
• Mar 04 Patsy Kensit
• Mar 14 Prince Albert of Monaco
• Mar 18 Queen Latifah
• Mar 19 Rachel Blanchard
• Mar 17 Rob Lowe
• Mar 01 Ron Howard
• Mar 11 Rupert Murdoch
• Mar 11 Sam Donaldson
• Mar 10 Shannon Miller
• Mar 06 Shaquille O'Neal
• Mar 01 Sherilyn Fenn
• Mar 19 Spike Lee
• Mar 11 Thora Birch
• Mar 13 William H. Macy

Quotes and Jokes:

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny
matters compared to what lies within us. – William Morrow

“All growth is a leap in the dark, a spontaneous unpremeditated act without the benefit of experience.” ~Henry Miller

Anyone can revolt. It is more difficult silently to obey our own inner promptings, and to spend our lives finding sincere and fitting means of expression for our temperament and our gifts.

Georges Rouault (1871 - 1958)

Joke Of The Day

 

Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect camping trip. Two days before the group is set to leave Rob's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Rob's friends are very upset that he can't go, but realize there's little they can do to change her mind.

Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Rob sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered and supper cooking on the fire.

"Dang man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?" one of the friends asks.

"Well, I've been here since yesterday," Rob replies. "Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said 'guess who'?' I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie. She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose pedals all over and she had handcuffs and ropes on the bed! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did. And then she said, 'Now, you can do whatever you want.' So here I am."

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              What's up peeps, members of SS&R, it's birthday time and you probably already know who gets birthday wishes today so no drum roll, lets just wish Steve Blake a Happy Birthday. I'll let the Chipmunks take it away.........

 

Chipmunks - Happy Birthday to You!!! (via 1uzbek)

          We already gotten to know more about Steve Blake thanks to SoCalgal did you know thread: http://www.silverscreenandroll.com/2010/12/27/1897287/did-you-know-steve-blake check it out if you haven't. My thoughts on Blake is 50/50 but since it's his birthday I guess I can change that to 90/10 lol. For real, for real,  Blake is a solid backup to Fisher, I appreciate the entry passes, the 3 pointers, the tough arua etc. Unfortunately we can't have him log in and write down how he is enjoying his day so all we can do is guess. Since there isn't much he could do with a game vs. OKC the next day, he's probably just chillaxing. What do you think? While you do here's some info to enjoy.

Quotes and Jokes:   

“And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.”  Abraham Lincoln quotes (American 16th US President (1861-65)

“The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything.” Oscar Wilde quote

“The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” Lucille Ball quote

"The old man is always wrong; and the young people are always wrong about what is wrong with him." -G. K. Chesterton

Joke Of The Day

A kindergarten teacher is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely." To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence.

The first student raises his hand and says: "The sky is definitely blue."

The teacher replies: "Well, that isn't entirely correct, because sometimes it's gray and cloudy."

Another student says: "Grass is definitely green."

The teacher again replies: "If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct either."

The teacher again replies: "If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct either."

Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher: "Do farts have lumps?"

The teacher looked at him and said: "No. But that isn't really a question you want to ask in class discussion."

So the student replies: "Then I definitely shit my pants."

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  Yes, yes ya'll a day late but you know what time it is, another installment of birthdays is scheduled to hit SS&R so get your b-day wishes ready. After a January lay-off it's now time to wish Big John Stud Happy Birthday so get ready to sing along with Stevie Wonder:

 

Happy Birthday - Stevie Wonder (via Floor1981)

  

     Sorry for the last post Big John(formally known as Sarge) I was out all day trying to support an artist new CD but thats another story for another day. Happy belated birthday man, I hope you enjoyed your day so let us know how you enjoyed your day, any gifts? and how large was the cake? Or did you just kick back and relaxed for the day? While you get that together here's alittle info to snack on...............

Recent Post:

but if poor spelling, then this happens....

Roll Shaw

by gen!e on Feb 15, 2011 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Lol

"If you’re afraid to fail, then you’re probably going to fail. You know what I mean? Fuck it." -- Kobe "Black Mamba" Bryant

by jXn on Feb 15, 2011 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Would've been even funnier

if it was a guy. lol.

These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world... and then we fucked up the end game. - Charlie Wilson

TRADE KOBY FOR LUTHER HEAD!!!! (it's a movement)

by Marty Mart on Feb 15, 2011 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

no shit! lmao

Sarge Clemins

 

by Big John Stud on Feb 15, 2011 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

 

Celebrities for the month of Feb:  **brought to you by yahoo.com

February Aquarians

• Feb 04 Alice Cooper
• Feb 09 Alice Walker
• Feb 02 Ayn Rand
• Feb 06 Bob Marley
• Feb 05 Bobby Brown
• Feb 01 Boris Yeltsin
• Feb 11 Brandy
• Feb 12 Burt Reynolds
• Feb 15 Chris Farley
• Feb 07 Chris Rock
• Feb 02 Christie Brinkley
• Feb 12 Christina Ricci
• Feb 18 Cybill Shepherd
• Feb 03 Elisa Donovan
• Feb 02 Farrah Fawcett
• Feb 07 Garth Brooks
• Feb 14 Gregory Hines
• Feb 13 Henry Rollins
• Feb 15 Jane Seymour
• Feb 18 Jean Auel
• Feb 11 Jennifer Aniston

• Feb 05 Jennifer Jason Leigh
• Feb 09 Joe Pesci
• Feb 16 John McEnroe
• Feb 18 John Travolta
• Feb 12 Judy Blume
• Feb 10 Laura Dern
• Feb 01 Lisa Marie Presley
• Feb 18 Matt Dillon
• Feb 09 Mia Farrow
• Feb 17 Michael Jordan
• Feb 18 Molly Ringwald
• Feb 03 Morgan Fairchild
• Feb 06 Natalie Cole
• Feb 04 Natalie Imbruglia
• Feb 08 Nick Nolte
• Feb 13 Peter Gabriel
• Feb 17 Rene Russo
• Feb 10 Robert Wagner
• Feb 08 Seth Green
• Feb 09 Svetlana Boguinskaia
• Feb 18 Vanna White

Quotes and Jokes for Feb. 15:

  "To keep from getting to far ahead of myself, I can apply to life what I've learned from running in the woods: The step in front of you is the most important one."  -Annie Morris

 

Joke Of The Day

A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary, so he bought her a $100 see-through nightie.

That night, she was getting ready for bed and realized the nightie was still in its box downstairs.

Walking naked through the house, she passed her husband who said: "Jesus, for $100 they could've at least ironed it!"

February 15 2011 AskMen.com

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  Hey, Hey, Hey it’s birthday treatment time for Shaqfor3 sing it Paul McCartney

The BEATLES birthday song (via patokaman)

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjF1bG5LUcs -Courtesy of bernel

Quote of the day:

The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.
- Jilly Cooper http://www.allfunnyquotes.com/quoteoftheday.shtml

Quote No. 819

"Your fate more often depends on the opinion of others rather than on facts." -Francesco Guicciardini

http://www.askmen.com/daily/2010_quote/dec_27.html

SS&R member Facts:

Shaqfor3 has been roaming around here since May 09

Shaqfor3 a college student

You can follow Shaqfor3 on Twitter: http://twitter.com/shaqfor3 and send some more birthday wishes.

Pick One from each line:

Let’s us know what you prefer on your b-day

1.      Chocolate Cake, Red Velvet Cake, Pineapple Cake or Ice cream Cake

2.      Red Lobsters, McDonalds, Pizza Joint or Club

3.      Vanilla ice cream, Chocolate ice cream, Strawberry ice cream or Cookie Dough ice cream

4.      iPad, Laptop, Zoom Kobe V Del Sol or Clothing

Happy Birthday Shaqfor3, make sure you enjoy your day to the fullest and eat some cake for me. One of the lines I remember from SS&R thread involving you was when Shaq broke the color lines of being a Laker and joined the damn Celtics and a fellow SS&R member said you probably should change your screen name to something else. Can’t remember who exactly made that comment or what thread it was apart of but you might know better then me but anyhow it was good times. By the way I’m in agreement with whomever lol enjoy.

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Hey SS&R peeps,

Should of posted this earlier, I was home off work and everything but my behind went to sleep but anyway on to the topic at hand so we can spread some birthday wishes around.

2nd Birthday post as it is now time to wish Madmaxx350 a Happy Birthday so let’s sing it while the Bucks and Lakers tip-off…Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Madmaxx has been around since Jan 2010 putting a stamp on SS&R so let us know Madmaxx what you have been doing on your day, any gifts you received so far as we all hope you are having a good time and we hope the Lakers give you a Win as an extra birthday gift.

Will update b-day list after Laker game.

Update:

Would of posted the updated list but Lakers racked up another disappointing loss, I think I get more into the game more then the players do so I had to take a Laker break. Anyway any suggestions to better the thread??? I'm working on this and as the birthdays come the thread will get better so stick with me. Here's the birthdays again let me know what I'm missing.

 

 

January

N/A

February

Big John Stud: Feb. 15

Steve Blake: Feb. 26

March

Kobe: The Legend: March 2

Matt Barnes: March 9

Brian Shaw: March 22

Luke Walton: March 28

April

E-Roc: April 2

Purple_gold: April 6

Theo Ratliff: April 17

May

Bluexfalcon: May 2

Derrick Caracter: May 4

June

Czheck: June 15

Bernel: June 23

Imposibol: June 29

July

Pau Gasol: July 6

Joe Smith: July 26

August

Derek Fisher: August 9

LakerAce: August 18

Kobe Bryant: August 23

September

Phil Jackson: Sept. 17

Hotmama24: Sept. 23

Gen!e: Sept. 27

October

LakersFoEva and Timbo: Oct. 1

Andrew Bynum: Oct. 17

Crushmybones: Oct. 24

Devin Ebanks: Oct. 28

November

Lamar Odom: Nov. 6

Princeton11loveshalos: Nov. 7

Ron Artest: Nov. 13

Jelly Bean: Nov. 17

Altree: Nov. 22

Shannon Brown: Nov. 29

December

BrittneyM: Dec. 13

CalLadLal Dec. 16

Madmaxx350: Dec. 21

Shaqfor3: Dec. 28

 

Hey peeps,

                Forgive me for the late post but the next birthday on the schedule seems to be today. Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, HAPPY BIRTHDAY CalLadLal. We know you have been around SS&R since Feb. making an impact as we Sagittarius like to do so let us know how you spent your day, how old you turned(if you want) and anything that stood out so far from your time hanging around SS&R crazy folks???

CalLadLal I hope you enjoyed your day to the fullest, ate to you couldn't eat no more or drunk to you can't drink no more or partied to you couldn't partied no more, basically just having a good time celebrating.

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 Hey SS&R peeps,

Yes it is on this very day that I was born in Brooklyn NY, 24 years ago by my momma. Today I will celebrate by eating everything until I can’t eat any more, it’s the birthday thing to do or get drunk, whatever floats your boat however cutting a long story short, here at SSR we house tons of members with tons of birthdays so I decided to share a space where we can appreciate each other’s birth. So post your b-day if you like and I will keep a list of them all, making sure to dedicate a thread that day for whomever birthday falls on that day. Then we can all say something nice or post a favorite quote or line that person made memorable during his or her time at SSR. To keep it Laker themed post b-days of current and former Los Angeles Lakers players/coaches/assistants that I can also add to the list so we can dedicate a thread to them as well, wishing them happy birthday. Post away SSR, add your b-day and any Lakers player b-day you can think of to get this birthday posting going.

My favorite line: Refs suck….LOL

GO LAKERS   

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Link: http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=5686980

Link 2: http://espn.go.com/blog/TrueHoop/post/_/id/20458/taking-air-out-of-mjs-100-point-claim

 

Michael Jordan says he could score 100 points in today’s game…well before I give my two cents on this topic I would first like to ask some questions….

 

Could Kobe score 100 points then?

Do Bobcats own the secret to winning 72 games this season?

Do today’s rules make it easier for scorers?

Does Lebron have a chance? Wade? Durant? Carmelo?

Would You Bet on Jordan scoring 100 today in his prime on today’s Bulls team?

Was Jordan’s Era harder to score?

Would Phil Jackson allow Kobe or MJ to score 100 points?

Why would one man want to score 100 points anyway? Ain’t it a team game?

 

Well I will cut the suspense and say my answer to MJ is no and I’m more with the trend of thinking things get better with time. That goes with everything, technology, medicine, speed, power and sports etc. More importantly if MJ didn’t do it then, why oh why would he do it now?  

More after the JUMP…

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As a big referee complainer myself, I’m letting out a little frustration right now, if you haven’t heard or read, the NBA is cracking down on players reaction after bad calls and complaining after bad calls. Here the link: http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=5609817

"The proper mindset, in every player's mind, is abstinence. That is: to not complain," NBA executive vice president of basketball operations Stu Jackson said. "The focus here is to just play the game. We have a great game. We have great players. We have a great product. Let's focus on executing offense and defense and being highly competitive. Complaining doesn't have a part in our game, and complaining has never changed a non-call to a call, or a call to a non-call."

Poll

NBA Players should be able _______ **Make sure you either have played basketball, asked a basketball player or coach basketball before you answer this question. Thanks.

85%

To Complain

70 votes

14%

Not To Complain

12 votes

82 votes | Poll has closed

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What can I say, I’m not the one to blame Kobe, I’m the one that wishes we can clone Kobe for teammates because they lack, they lack, they lack, and you fill in the blanks. Kobe is going to give it his all, good or bad, you will have something to say about Kobe’s game after the night is over but the most I noticed with his teammates is the disappearing act they continuously have. 8 pts here, 18 pts there, 15 pts there again and 4-11 shooting night, who the hell can count on production like that?

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Guide to reading: Lengthy post just in time for the playoffs.

If you don’t know, you will have a better idea now. I have a big dislike for referees and the refereeing system. Before I get into why and what needs to be changed, I just would like for everyone to be on the same page to have a better understanding of why I felt the need to make this lengthy post.

My background: Age: 24, College level basketball experience to coaching currently.

I’ve been playing basketball since I can remember and will continue for the rest of my life, basketball means that much to me. One thing I see needs changing is the refereeing system in basketball for all levels. What happened to just grabbing a ball, going to a park, picking your teammates and making your own calls as you play with no foul shots, just exchange of the ball when  rules are broken. Best team wins other team steps off the court, what happened to that? Do we really need refs? Are Free throws really needed? I say no because how many players, coaches and conspiracy theories do we need complaining about calls and throwing referees under the bus before they do something different? This is 2010 and I’m calling for a total change.

Poll

What really would fix the refereeing system?

60%

More Instant Replay

40 votes

1%

Less Referees

1 votes

7%

More Referees

5 votes

19%

Leave it as is

13 votes

10%

Get rid of them, let players control calls

7 votes

66 votes | Poll has closed

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Yes I'm back for now, my computer is still F'd up but I come to ya'll on another computer and I have news

Not Bynum news though I wish he was back for today because this is another game tonight that the Lakers must win to me but I’m talking about a text message I just received at 4:33pm(eastern time) from ESPN because I get basketball news updates sent to my phone and the text read : Fans can make pick for NBA MVP, with combined fans choice counting for one vote on the official ballot.

Okay I don’t now how this is going to work and I think this is alittle too late, Kobe has already been robbed so I don’t know what to make of this and haven’t seen anything official on NBA.COM or ESPN.COM

Any thoughts on the text and any links making this text official, I tried to make a comment earlier but it was strikethrough and I don't know why so I just made a Fanpost. 

 

For tonight's game vs. Lakers with an injury to his left shoulder, news that was just delivered to my phone at 12:32...any chance Lakers slack off because of the recent news or still the same Laker kick Cavs ass result? You know the excuses will roll in once the Cavs lose but all I know Lakers better not let this news change the game plan and they better leave the Cavs with a win. Never wish someone to be hurt but Lakers need to capitalize and win tonight, starting this road trip with a W.

 

P.S. Get well soon Mo

Oh and here's a link http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=4845554

I'm SO serious about the Lakers free agents that I went to bed thinking about it and woke up with a plan. The plan to get as much of the Laker Nation to sign a petition to keep free agents Trevor Ariza, Lamar Odom and Shannon Brown in a Lakers uniform. Usually I would go off into the summer not caring because Lakers had Kobe and thats all that mattered to me in past summers but after winning this championship and seeing those three main players be so effective, I want them to stay. Not caring how much money Lakers may need to spend but I'd bet it would be worth it if they repeat this championship next year.    

So who's with me and maybe Josh can set up a better petition then I can and we can all go sign it but for now, just leave a name, username and who you would want Jerry Buss to spend his money on. I'll start.....

1. BrittneyM

Keep Trevor, we need his defense, his ability to space the floor and knock down 3 pointers

Keep Lamar, we need his length, his ability to make this team hard to matchup with and his defense

Keep Shannon, a big guard, has the ability to play solid defense and knock down open 3 pointers, I'd prefer him over Farmer anyday

 

Not my hate but I thought I'll give this fanpost thing a shot and post Scoop Jackson's thought's on everyone hate for Kobe or the hate surrounding Kobe and what people who hate should stop doing. So here's the link enjoy the great article if you haven't read it already  http://myespn.go.com/s/conversations/show/story/4241685?prosaction=newpost&status=ok&status=ok&status=ok

My thoughts on the article:

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