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Broktun

  • joined Jun 22, 2010
  • last login Aug 22, 2014
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Born and raised in Lonaconing, MD, birth place of MLB great Lefty Grove.
Started going to O's games in the mid 1970's as a kid.
Lived in Baltimore from 1989-1992 while going to school.
Live in Cumberland, MD.

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Baltimore Orioles
  • NBA Boston Celtics
  • NHL Washington Capitals
  • NFL Dallas Cowboys
  • NCAAF Maryland Terrapins
  • NCAAB Maryland Terrapins
  • EPL Liverpool FC
  • NASCAR Kyle Bush
  • FIFA USA
  • Golf Tommy "Two Gloves" Gainey
Recent Activity
CRUUUZZZZ
Commented on Game 126: Orioles (73-52) @ Cubs (55-72), 2:20 p.m. ET on Aug 22 2014, 4:26p
Will Jones get a ball in the strike zone?
Commented on Game 126: Orioles (73-52) @ Cubs (55-72), 2:20 p.m. ET on Aug 22 2014, 4:25p - 1 reply
goose is in the frier at Hot Dougs, cookin' up some frites
Commented on Game 126: Orioles (73-52) @ Cubs (55-72), 2:20 p.m. ET on Aug 22 2014, 4:11p
Call Superman to have the Earth spin in the opposite direction.
Commented on Game 126: Orioles (73-52) @ Cubs (55-72), 2:20 p.m. ET on Aug 22 2014, 3:41p
It is Ativan, a benzodiazapine.
Commented on Game 126: Orioles (73-52) @ Cubs (55-72), 2:20 p.m. ET on Aug 22 2014, 3:40p - 1 reply
I am changing from Tinder to MLB singles
Commented on Game 126: Orioles (73-52) @ Cubs (55-72), 2:20 p.m. ET on Aug 22 2014, 2:51p - 1 reply
My greatest parenting moment, so far, is when I walked downstairs and lilsis was watching Caddyshack by herself. I was so proud.
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Aug 22 2014, 2:42p
I too have dwelt in this cave.
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Aug 22 2014, 2:41p
Want a Fresca??
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Aug 22 2014, 2:36p - 1 reply
Nothing you can do for a dinged noggin
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Aug 22 2014, 2:23p
Off the "chuck wagon"
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Aug 22 2014, 2:22p - 1 reply
Car update
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Aug 22 2014, 2:20p - 2 replies
If manny needed "rehab" he would have stayed in B'more
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Aug 22 2014, 2:00p - 2 replies
Still have not had "fast food" with the exception of 1 chik-fil-a sandwich
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Aug 22 2014, 1:57p - 1 reply
Found a video of one
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Aug 22 2014, 1:51p
I am going to try to find mine tonight and see if it will fit
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Aug 22 2014, 1:50p
It might be the second child syndrome??
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Aug 22 2014, 1:48p - 1 reply
No doubt in my house-hold
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Aug 22 2014, 1:24p - 1 reply
I am under the general assumption if it was bad, or worse than anticipated, he would not be traveling with the team
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Aug 22 2014, 1:24p - 2 replies
I've been solo baseballin' for a long, long time.
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Aug 22 2014, 1:22p
That is a solid Homer Simpson move, my friend.
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Aug 22 2014, 1:22p - 1 reply
Mine does too
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Aug 22 2014, 1:19p
Shit, I really didn't consider lilsis.
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Aug 22 2014, 1:03p - 1 reply
No Subject
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Aug 22 2014, 1:02p - 1 reply
I really, really enjoy jerk chicken
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Aug 22 2014, 1:01p
I was more worried about Brokdaughter, and never considered my wife was lookin' for love.
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Aug 22 2014, 1:00p - 1 reply
I grew too fat to wear mine. . .I'll have to try to put it on again
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Aug 22 2014, 12:57p - 1 reply
We had just come from a wedding reception so she said my emotions and alcohol were affecting my judgement.
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Aug 22 2014, 12:56p
Manny was the dirty water vendor at the corner of Pine and Baltimore sts.
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Aug 22 2014, 12:51p - 1 reply
Manny was the dirty water vendor at the corner of Pine and Baltimore sts.
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Aug 22 2014, 12:50p - 1 reply
I got a rock
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Aug 22 2014, 12:47p - 1 reply
A man after my own gut!
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Aug 22 2014, 12:04p
I like salsa on scrambled eggs
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Aug 22 2014, 12:03p - 1 reply
Sodium, water weight.
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Aug 22 2014, 12:03p - 1 reply
The first engagment ring I gave my wife was a spider ring out of a gumball machine
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Aug 22 2014, 12:00p - 2 replies
I've been in "maintain" mode for 2 months
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Aug 22 2014, 11:30a
Oh, I know that show from my Netflix "you might like".
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Aug 22 2014, 11:29a - 1 reply
I like breakfast, but I like the idea of sleeping an extra hour better.
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Aug 22 2014, 11:28a - 1 reply
Keep it up!
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Aug 22 2014, 11:27a - 1 reply
I went to add tinder app to my phone, and see someone has already downloaded it.
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Aug 22 2014, 10:58a - 3 replies
Had to look her up, and I remember her from Eureka
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Aug 22 2014, 9:56a - 1 reply
Since every knee injury involves twisting of the knee, it will always look like the cleats are involved.
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Aug 22 2014, 9:49a - 1 reply
Treehouse of terror was on. . .season 3 I think.
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Aug 22 2014, 9:18a - 2 replies
What did I miss, and where do I go to find it?
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Aug 22 2014, 9:16a - 1 reply
Us hicks are good for something
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Aug 21 2014, 6:38p
Which one is the 50th show, and I forgot there is a new Doctor
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Aug 21 2014, 6:37p - 1 reply
Palmer would have been all over that
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Aug 21 2014, 6:37p
I've never participated, so your post is all Greek to me.
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Aug 21 2014, 6:36p
I am sure you are a masterdebater and a cunninlinguist
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Aug 21 2014, 6:33p - 1 reply
For the heathens* who drive Chevy's
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Aug 21 2014, 6:32p - 1 reply
It is very competitive.
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Aug 21 2014, 6:31p
Did you get the billy bender theme stuck in your head?
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Aug 21 2014, 6:25p - 1 reply
When does the new season start
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Aug 21 2014, 6:24p - 1 reply
preach on brother
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Aug 21 2014, 6:23p
he gets comped his buy in.
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Aug 21 2014, 6:22p - 1 reply
It is the principle of the matter as much as the money.
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Aug 21 2014, 6:21p - 1 reply
LLWS?
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Aug 21 2014, 6:17p - 1 reply
I taught a few semesters at the local community college. . .pharmacy tech program
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Aug 21 2014, 6:16p - 1 reply
Both my parents were teachers, as was much of the rest of my family.
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Aug 21 2014, 6:14p - 1 reply
The person is 5'6"ish was wearing orange and black
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Aug 21 2014, 6:10p - 1 reply
No, middle aged lady.
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Aug 21 2014, 6:08p - 1 reply
It was a $50k pickup truck, I imagine she has insurance.
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Aug 21 2014, 5:58p - 1 reply
half of all dentists gradutated in the bottom half of their class.
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Aug 21 2014, 5:49p - 1 reply
Someone backed into my car at work on Tuesday. . .bad enough that the back bumper pulled away from the car at the wheel well.
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Aug 21 2014, 5:48p - 2 replies
I like the end of Waiting
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Aug 21 2014, 5:42p
I think I was "dating" my current wife when that series was on
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Aug 21 2014, 5:42p - 1 reply
I found out who hit my car.
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Aug 21 2014, 5:28p - 3 replies
Unless they have Puck
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Aug 21 2014, 5:26p - 1 reply
I do not have the Facebook
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Aug 21 2014, 5:23p
It is a Neil Young lyric
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Aug 21 2014, 5:17p
I got thrown out of bible school for giving the finger to the preacher
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Aug 21 2014, 5:13p - 3 replies
Neither did Henri Charriere
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Aug 21 2014, 5:09p
Just press record, the give it to a secretary
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Aug 21 2014, 5:07p
Yes he did
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Aug 21 2014, 5:06p - 1 reply
Why do girls wear perfume??
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Aug 21 2014, 4:46p
Operation:Mindcrime
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Aug 21 2014, 4:34p
There are bad apples in every profession
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Aug 21 2014, 4:34p - 2 replies
You gave me a music suggestion
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Aug 21 2014, 4:13p
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