I am living in Texas and have no money (or desire) to pay cash money on the spot for DirecTV or Dish, so how the heck do I watch this game?  I don't really mind just listening to it on the Ticket online, but I would much rather watch the Boys in Blue demolish Tulsa online.  Please let me know if you have any suggestions.  

Apparently I need to type more words to post this, so I was at work yesterday (I'm a Physician Assistant) and this dude came in after a cocaine binge that lasted 2 days with a blood clot in his thigh and his toes were literally falling off of his foot.  They were all black and nasty looking, like mummified.  He was like, "Do you think this is serious?"  The understatement of the century.  So I called the ER for the ambulance ASAP.  "Well, there's your problem."

Have you ever seen those insect fights on Youtube where they pit something like a centipede vs. a Wolf spider?  Ok, so maybe I'm in between jobs right now, but I thought, and I quote, "Why not pit BSU players against each other? Oh, and throw in a 1,000 lb. Grizzly Bear?"

This one is really tough.  First off, forget the Grizzly Bear, he's off digging through garbage cans.  If Byron Hout and Ryan Winterswyk faced off in a cage match on the blue, I can't legitimately give either the advantage.  Hout's Mr. Incredible-like nose and forehead vs. Swky's 10 ft. wingspan...

Help me out people!  Who you got?

Hey superfans:

As I daydream about the upcoming Bronco season, I can only imagine some of the future highlights that will take place.  Will it be a 90-yard Jeremy Avery touchdown run?  A thread-the-needle Kellen-to-Kirby pass? a decapitation of Colin Kaepernick by Ryan Winterswyke?  Take a moment and post a wish you have for the future Boise State Football season.

My first big wish: Byron Hout eating an Idaho Vandal

It has come to my attention that 100% of Boise State Bronco fans hate Colin Caepernick with every red blood cell in their bodies and would willingly donate a few liters of said blood to have Nevada's teenage phenom get injured in a painful, youtube replay kind of way.  The question is, who will cause Kaepernick's season-ending injury?

My vote is for Jeron Johnson.  He's already eliminated other QBs and he hits like a freakin' bull elephant. He's one mean hombre who will definitely have eyes only for Colin's narrow helmet.

But who do you think will do it?

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