Heartsniper

Brunswick Bruiser

  • joined Aug 03, 2009
  • last login May 08, 2014
  • posts 15
  • comments 8235

Maritimer, Leafs fan, robot enthusiast, artist, nerd, geek, omnivore, biped.

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  • MLB Toronto Blue Jays
  • NBA Toronto Raptors
  • NFL Green Bay Packers
  • NHL Toronto Maple Leafs
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The Rise and Fall of Grabbo Stardust

Grabbo made score goal Jamming good with Mac and Kulie From the USSR He made shoot left hand But never was star Became the crazy man, the Leafs were Grabbo's bandGrabbo really skill Screwed...

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Beauty in the Crease

Tale as old as time Sad as fans could be Playoffs out of sight Goalies with red lights Embarrassingly Just a fourth round pick Drafted by the Leafs Humble, with a smile Stretching...

It is done! IT IS DONE! The timeline is restored! In with the lockout, out with the lockout! The...

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It is done! IT IS DONE! The timeline is restored! In with the lockout, out with the lockout! The Leafs can make the playoffs again!

Your Leafs trade proposal is bad, and you should feel bad! Ladies and germs, Brian Zoidburke.

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Your Leafs trade proposal is bad, and you should feel bad! Ladies and germs, Brian Zoidburke.

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The Teams Who Could Win it All (And Why They Shouldn't) Part 2

Finally, the second installment of our ongoing, two-part series. Behind schedule, I know, but at least it's before the second round starts and half of this article becomes useless.

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The Teams Who Could Win it All (And Why They Shouldn't) Part 1

I know that the playoff picture isn't completely sorted out yet, but I recently came to terms with another year of Leafless springtime, and I figured that there must be something, anything, that I...

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The Book of Rebuild, Chapter 35

A reading from the Book of Rebuild - Chapter 35.

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A Visit from Saint Burke

Editor's Note: The Brunswick Bruiser is back to recount one of my favourite holiday poems. I know that as I post this, the Leafs are down 2-0 2-1 to the Isles and it's looking like we may be in...

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A Reading from the Book of Jobbers

The book of Jobbers is a depressing read. Really, I won't lie about it. It chronicles the might-have-beens in this league and is often highly appropriate in the preseason. While many unknowns do...

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A Reading from the Book of Domi

In the preseason so far, we have seen first-hand the fruits of the tree of truculence. Battered and bruised players - Flyers, Bruins and even the occasional Penguin - lay at the feet of our...

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A Reading from the Book of Nimrods

My friends, there are many fans in Leafs Nation, and for this we are glad. No other nation cheers like us, weeps like us, celebrates like us, mourns like us, plans parades like us or curses...

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A Reading from the Book of Psalmings

Editor's Note: I would have promoted this to the front page earlier but I was probably stil out cold when this was posted. Enjoy, The Psalm of GM.   As an added bonus, a prayer for your eyes, if...

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The Gospel According to Blake: Chapter 1

Editor's Note: Brunswick Bruiser has started to make Sunday his own as he introduces us to the Gospels of Our Luke and Saviour's teammates. As you may know, the four Gospels were supposedly...

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The Book of Rebuild, Chapter 2

Well, my dear friends, the response to my first such reading was overwhelming, and I can truly say that such zeal for the Word of Burke warms my heart and galvanises it, like as a Zamboni reforms...

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The Book of Rebuild, Chapter 1

Editor's Note: Take this first book and spread the Good News in the hopes that Brunswick Bruiser will continue to act as the prophet of Brian Burke. Ahem. Good people of the Barilkosphere, I bring...

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