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BurntOrangeJuice

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Yes, 'tis true the cocksman wields a double edged sword.
Commented on #HairGate on Jul 30 2014, 11:29a - 1 reply
I'm not proud of this.
Commented on Admiral McRaven Set to Become UT Chancellor on Jul 30 2014, 11:23a
The fearsome bloggy-oop.
Commented on Admiral McRaven Set to Become UT Chancellor on Jul 30 2014, 10:20a - 1 reply
The article "the" preceding cocksman is equally important.
Commented on #HairGate on Jul 30 2014, 10:17a - 1 reply
So, you don't use airplanes?
Commented on 2015 Texas Longhorn Football Recruiting: DT Du'Vonta Lampkin Commits, #14 on Jul 30 2014, 8:09a - 1 reply
Alpaca Corch got me.
Commented on #HairGate on Jul 29 2014, 6:10p - 1 reply
I had to think about it a bit, but you have now earned your rec now that I've had a chance to give more than a passing scan.
Commented on 2014 Longhorn Football Prospectus: Thinking Texas Football - Buy Now! on Jul 29 2014, 5:06p
Let's not ask that question
Commented on Admiral McRaven Set to Become UT Chancellor on Jul 29 2014, 4:36p
About a third of the way through.
Commented on 2014 Longhorn Football Prospectus: Thinking Texas Football - Buy Now! on Jul 29 2014, 11:10a - 1 reply
Nobis, my Pavlovian conditioning is complete.
Commented on Admiral McRaven Set to Become UT Chancellor on Jul 29 2014, 11:05a - 1 reply
McRaven is such a good leader,
Commented on Admiral McRaven Set to Become UT Chancellor on Jul 29 2014, 10:57a - 1 reply
Yeah, it's incredibly unfair.
Commented on 2015 OLB Malik Jefferson, #1 LB Recruit in Nation on visit with Texas Longhorns on Jul 29 2014, 10:39a
Finally got around to watching his highlights.
Commented on 2015 OLB Malik Jefferson, #1 LB Recruit in Nation on visit with Texas Longhorns on Jul 28 2014, 10:07p
Winning at life
Commented on 2014 Longhorn Football Prospectus: Thinking Texas Football - Buy Now! on Jul 28 2014, 2:29p - 1 reply
Okay, you win. I'll go stab my tires and then call in claiming car trouble.
Commented on 2014 Longhorn Football Prospectus: Thinking Texas Football - Buy Now! on Jul 28 2014, 12:05a
Got it. tl;dr.
Commented on 2014 Longhorn Football Prospectus: Thinking Texas Football - Buy Now! on Jul 27 2014, 10:55p - 1 reply
Nm. Saw the relevant info on the new post.
Commented on It's Coming. The 2014 Longhorn Football Prospectus: Thinking Texas Football on Jul 27 2014, 10:15p
I seem to remember a note last year
Commented on It's Coming. The 2014 Longhorn Football Prospectus: Thinking Texas Football on Jul 27 2014, 7:58p - 1 reply
Southward shunting of blood from brain
Commented on Edmond and Hicks cleared of wrongdoing by NCAA on Jul 26 2014, 7:27a - 1 reply
Perhaps his line of thought was this: "One free meal. Who cares? No one will know anyway, unless this dork is dumb enough to tweet about it."
Commented on Edmond and Hicks cleared of wrongdoing by NCAA on Jul 25 2014, 9:32p - 1 reply
Can we not get hung up on the W/L numbers I chose arbitrarily to make my point?
Commented on What The Hell Is Going On? A Promised Culture Change. on Jul 25 2014, 8:44p - 1 reply
I'm not dampening expectations for the long run.
Commented on What The Hell Is Going On? A Promised Culture Change. on Jul 25 2014, 4:52p
Yup, I could swallow 6-6 or even 5-7 for two years in a row.
Commented on What The Hell Is Going On? A Promised Culture Change. on Jul 25 2014, 3:53p - 3 replies
Sorry, had a lot of my family tell people I was a Neurology major and had to correct them.
Commented on Reports: Texas Longhorns WRs Kendall Sanders, Montreal Meander charged with sexual assault on Jul 25 2014, 12:26p
It's very possible they did not plan for consent not to be granted.
Commented on Kendall Sanders and Montrel Meander Indefinitely Suspended on Jul 25 2014, 10:57a - 1 reply
"the unusually high levels of testosterone from playing contact sports"
Commented on Kendall Sanders and Montrel Meander Indefinitely Suspended on Jul 24 2014, 11:53p - 2 replies
There's no such major.
Commented on Reports: Texas Longhorns WRs Kendall Sanders, Montreal Meander charged with sexual assault on Jul 24 2014, 7:18p - 1 reply
No, I mean in general.
Commented on Kendall Sanders and Montrel Meander Indefinitely Suspended on Jul 24 2014, 3:41p - 1 reply
Unfortunately, I have.
Commented on Kendall Sanders and Montrel Meander Indefinitely Suspended on Jul 24 2014, 2:35p - 1 reply
Hey, some of that hypothetical argument sounds familiar. :-)
Commented on Reports: Texas Longhorns WRs Kendall Sanders, Montreal Meander charged with sexual assault on Jul 24 2014, 2:27p - 1 reply
How many incidents like this go unreported?
Commented on Kendall Sanders and Montrel Meander Indefinitely Suspended on Jul 24 2014, 1:57p - 4 replies
Yikes.
Commented on Reports: Texas Longhorns WRs Kendall Sanders, Montreal Meander charged with sexual assault on Jul 24 2014, 11:41a - 1 reply
Let's let more facts come out.
Commented on Reports: Texas Longhorns WRs Kendall Sanders, Montreal Meander charged with sexual assault on Jul 24 2014, 11:31a - 2 replies
So, many questions...
Commented on Reports: Texas Longhorns WRs Kendall Sanders, Montreal Meander charged with sexual assault on Jul 24 2014, 11:02a - 2 replies
Dylan Haines. Had an interception in the spring game.
Commented on Charlie Strong's 2014 Big 12 Media Day Wrap Up on Jul 23 2014, 3:53p - 1 reply
Awesome quote.
Commented on Charlie Strong's 2014 Big 12 Media Day Wrap Up on Jul 23 2014, 12:21p
Process.
Commented on Charlie Strong's 2014 Big 12 Media Day Wrap Up on Jul 23 2014, 11:54a
Certainly hope he can make it bigger and more intriguing than that.
Commented on Aggie Football is #1! In offseason criminality. on Jul 23 2014, 11:25a
Apparently, green is the color of schadenfreude. ^^^
Commented on Aggie Football is #1! In offseason criminality. on Jul 22 2014, 5:38p
for Force them to trade their GPAs with mine
Voted on Jul 22 2014, 2:37p
Did you read BC from 2010-2012?
Commented on Aggie Football is #1! In offseason criminality. on Jul 21 2014, 5:18p - 1 reply
What was our highest offseason arrest count when Aggies loved to mock us for it? 4?
Commented on Aggie Football is #1! In offseason criminality. on Jul 21 2014, 4:55p
I thought you were getting ready to extol the many virtues of the Cocksman
Commented on Paul Finebaum says Texas offered Nick Saban $100 million-plus on Jul 17 2014, 1:32p
The word "chinaman" is not the issue here, dude.
Commented on Paul Finebaum says Texas offered Nick Saban $100 million-plus on Jul 17 2014, 10:36a - 3 replies
...until a Chinaman pissed on him?
Commented on Paul Finebaum says Texas offered Nick Saban $100 million-plus on Jul 16 2014, 11:50p - 2 replies
Well,
Commented on Paul Finebaum says Texas offered Nick Saban $100 million-plus on Jul 16 2014, 8:21p - 1 reply
Right, because otherwise Nick Saban would probably at Texas right now.
Commented on Paul Finebaum says Texas offered Nick Saban $100 million-plus on Jul 16 2014, 5:50p - 1 reply
One question for you Finebaum:
Commented on Paul Finebaum says Texas offered Nick Saban $100 million-plus on Jul 16 2014, 5:16p - 3 replies
I had the same approach at first,
Commented on Wet Blanket Texas Chancellor Cockblocks DKR Beer Sales on Jul 16 2014, 10:48a
RIP Jeff.
Commented on Texas loses another legend: Longhorn linebacker Jeff Leiding passes on Jul 16 2014, 10:03a
God, I so wish I could pat you on the head right now.
Commented on Wet Blanket Texas Chancellor Cockblocks DKR Beer Sales on Jul 16 2014, 12:14a - 1 reply
No Subject
Commented on Two unnamed Texas players dined with agent, Longhorns will receive Death Penalty on Jul 15 2014, 3:04p - 1 reply
I was trying to figure out who Corey reminded me of, then when I got to the amazing Top Gun paragraph I figured it out...
Commented on Wet Blanket Texas Chancellor Cockblocks DKR Beer Sales on Jul 14 2014, 3:41p
Oh man, that's some unintentionally funny shit.
Commented on 2014 Texas Longhorns Football Hype Video on Jul 12 2014, 1:43p
Physical anthropology teaches that nothing other than getting hit by a truck puts more stress on tendons and bones than the muscles themselves.
Commented on Texas Longhorns RB Johnathan Gray Recovery News - Will he be ready? on Jul 11 2014, 5:04p - 1 reply
"We're gonna put the 'T' back into Texas."
Commented on 2014 Texas Longhorns Football Hype Video on Jul 11 2014, 4:53p - 1 reply
Let's go Austin v Gallivare
Commented on 2015 Texas Football Recruiting: Offensive Lineman Garrett Thomas Commits to the Longhorns on Jul 11 2014, 3:59p
You know what's really getting tired?
Commented on 2015 Texas Football Recruiting: Offensive Lineman Garrett Thomas Commits to the Longhorns on Jul 11 2014, 10:40a
My first half marathon,
Commented on Better Know A Fringe Sport: Triathlons on Jul 11 2014, 9:29a - 1 reply
Thought about that, as well, but I held my tongue.
Commented on 2015 Texas Football Recruiting: Offensive Lineman Garrett Thomas Commits to the Longhorns on Jul 10 2014, 11:45p - 1 reply
He apparently has a 4.0 GPA,
Commented on 2015 Texas Football Recruiting: Offensive Lineman Garrett Thomas Commits to the Longhorns on Jul 10 2014, 10:32p - 1 reply
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