We need something more inventive if we're going to nickname our shiny new QB.  Nicknames in the C-Webb mold just aren't going to cut it.  Perhaps we should wait until he's done something to warrant it, but I'd rather not let RoBo or R-Bold take root. 

Since he's the first since Shorty Miller, maybe Shorty Bolden?  Penguin Killer?  The Snake from Orchard Lake? 

Clearly, there are better names out there.