Today, Manu made this post on facebook. I warn all those women who are in love with Manu to be cautious. This might hurt a bit. Hell, we might even have some men on this site pause for a moment of reflection. 

A los hombres seguro no le interesa, pero hoy se cumplen 5 años de esta foto y qué 5 años pasaron!!! Feliz Aniversario AMORRRR!!!!!! //// Men probably won't care, but it's been 5 years from this wonderful day. 5 unbelievable years! Happy anniversary mi amor!

Since PTR is going to have a face at this year's Summer League in Las Vegas, we should post some questions for ATS to pick from. That way, he'll have something to fall back on incase he freezes up while talking to his Ewwwie Pooie Idol, George Hill. The last thing we want is for ATS to comeback with recordings that contain... "Uh..... Hel-oooooo, this is a PTR interview.... Goodbye. BIGFAIL. So everyone take the time and throw out a few questions for Gramps. 

The guys over at 48 Minutes of Hell have a great piece on assessing Pop's performance throughout this season. As I was reading, I noticed that I was nodding my head in agreement nearly the entire time. 48MoH does a great job of dispelling some of the myths and misconceptions all the while still pointing out our fatal flaws. I suggest everyone take the time to read. Here's the entire article. Feel free to discuss...

The guys from 48 Minutes of Hell (BTW if you're not reading on a regular basis you're doing yourself a great disservice) introduced me to Austin Nichols. He's young, he's humble, he can defend, and boy can he shoot. He possesses a sick catch-n-shoot motion similar to that of Rip Hamilton and Reggie Miller. We have a glaring need for a SF and he's coming to camp this summer. He is now on our radar and I want this guy on our roster. Here is the article from 48MofH.

CMoney

*1st member on the PtR Austin Nichols' bandwagon. 

Things look pretty bleak all across Spurs nation due to the fact that we don't have Manu, Tim's shaky knees, and the rest of our team has gone AWOL. This has left us in a very strange and foreign situation. . . A possible first round bounce with us only winning one game in the playoffs. So what's it gonna be? How will our season end? Do we put up a fight on Tuesday night and send this back to Dallas? Or do we simply concede defeat and turn the lights off at the AT&T center? Does anyone out there feel that we're headed for a game 7, we just simply don't know it yet? And lastly, is there anyone clinging to hope that we are going to pull this series out of the crapper and win in 7?

I'm sure one of our PtR ballers is working on a kick ass game thread for tomorrow, that includes great photo shopped images with funny captions, useful articles and time devouring links, such as the one LatinD posted where you're stuck in a goddamn room with four walls, a briefcase and a chair bolted to the floor. I will never get those 10 hours back. "Oh you'll feel great when you finally get out of the room"... MY ASS! And don't even get me started on how much time I've spent on here. LD has a very informative section on how to better know a cheerleader. It's a must read for all perverts. Keep up the great work.  

I'm pretty geeked up for tomorrow night's game. I have a great feeling about this one, especially with Timmeh getting an extra day of rest. Is it just me or does he look more spry and nimble than a few weeks ago? I was under the impression that his condition wasn't going to get better. So how geeked out am I for this game? Well I put this little chump to shame. (Get that weak ass N64 out of here son, we're talking about Spurs basketball!) For one, I'm going to be there, but you already knew that. As SiMA pointed out, I will be BALL'N in up big timer style from the 300's. I honestly just wanted to make it rain from way up high. True story. Hammer's gonna be there too. Anyone else?

Now after Ericka's recent bigfail comment on Tony Parker, I'm ready for a rumble at the AAC. Seriously, let's get it CRACK'N! Now I have to admit, I feel bad for Damp a little bit. How would you feel if you proclaimed yourself as the 2nd best at something and then everyone in your profession laughed at you? You'd probably feel like you had something to prove. Cuz after all, you are...THE Erick Dampier 

"Bitch you may get this bucket, but you ain't gettin this rebound!"

Seriously, I haven't seen a bigger pwning since . . . hmmm. . . come to think of it, about a week ago when SiMA took my ass to task.  I mean, I'm not even mad. . . I just know how this feels now. . .

I feel for you Damon. - CMoney

Don't worry Damp. We know why you have all that pent up anger and frustration. It's not your fault you went undrafted and you're constantly looked at as a joke across the Association. A man like you deserves RESPECT! You show Tony what's up and impose your slight (7 inches, 85 lbs) body size advantage. Like I said before, LET'S GET THIS SHIT CRACK'N! And no worries about the recent bigfail moment. We've all had them. Like the first piece I ever directed and shot for my Intro to Film class in college. BIGFAIL moment in 3. . . 2 . . . 1. . .  And let's be completely honest with ourselves, it could have been a lot worse, at least we're not Chase Sampson.

For tomorrow's game, I think Lauri's bigfail pic says it all: "There Will Definitely Be Blood . . . Maybe"

So I did some investigative sloothing around and found out where Pop and his coaches are eating dinner tonight here in Dallas. And by sloothing I mean, my cousin who is a waiter at a fine dining restaurant called me and told me that Pop was on the books for Wednesday night. So I made my cousin (who's a Mavs fan) request that he wait on Pop and our coaches. I love the symbolism. He also has in his possession my mint condition 2007 NBA Championship cap and a black sharpie in an effort to have Pop sign it for me. . .  after their meal of course. Again, I love the symbolism. I'll keep you guys posted.

Anyone and everyone feel free to chat it up here about tomorrow's game. You geek'n like me? Let's fucking do this!