1. Peyton Manning will be injured in week 5. A billboard saying start Caleb Haine will appear... Paid for by Kyle Orton.

2. Reggie Bush will land on the disabled list shortly after being dumped by Kim Kardashian... He will be diagnosed with a broken heart.

3. Jemarcus Russell will appear on Pros vs. joes. When asked what motivated him to appear he will simply say "Prize money."

4. After a 0-6 start the raiders will hold a seance to communicate will Al Davis. He will appear and immediately fire Dennis Allen.

5. Jeff Ireland will finally admit that no one wants to play in Miami when Matt Moore leads and exodus of 25 players into Cuba.

6. Rob Ryan will continue to make promises that fall through... Proving that Rex isn't the only Ryan with a foot in his mouth.

7. Mario Williams will have a monster year. Ryan Fitzpatrick will have a family of squirrels in his beard.

8. Tom Brady will throw touchdowns to 20 different players and a hot dog vendor. When asked about the hot dog vendor, Tom Brady will reply "I knew Terrell Owens had a little left!".

9. Detroit will be forced to forfeit their entire season when it is discovered that Jim Schwartz is actually columbian drug lord Pablo Escobar.

10. Adam rank will offer me $500 and a gift card to outback for the rights to my lists... I will accept... Adam Rank is a SUCKER!

1. Mark Sanchez will throw 12 interceptions and the fans will call for Tim Tebow. Rex Ryan will make the switch in time for OTA's.

2. Brandon Jacobs will cry about being 3rd on the 49ers depth chart before reverting back to his helmet toss, fracturing Frank Gores skull. Jacobs will be heard muttering 1 down 1 to go.

3. Calvin Johnson will score 7 touchdowns in one game. He will then destroy every yellow and black camero in the Detroit area.

4. Vince young will try to convince the world that his imposter made the dream team references.

5.Chad Ochocinco Johnson will return punts for the patriots, he will score 0 touchdowns but set a record 16 tweets per game.

6. Andrew Luck will be the number one pick in this years draft, Ryan Leaf will get the first pick of balls during rec time.

7. Victor Cruz will win Dancing with the Stars despite never appearing on the show... His salsa is that good. Rob Gronkowski will finish last.

8.After seeing the dodgers sell for 2.1 billion, Mike Brown will attempt to sell the Bengals... They will sell for $42 on eBay.

9. Joey Harrington and Charles Rodgers will sign deals to be in the NBA... The National Bagging Association.

10. Eli Manning will have a great year, leading the giants to an 11-5 record. Tim Tebow will get more headlines and Tom Coughlin will still be on the hot seat.

I mis-spelled Predictions on the last one...Not this time....

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