Hey y'all,

     I just recorded a video this evening and uploaded it for the "Ultimate Caniac" video contest.  It's a little "rap" I guess, with some really bad musicianship but hopefully you'll like the lyrics.  Of course it's an optimistic point of view.  I was hoping that if they allow voting for it, some of y'all will help me out!

 

     I guess I'm also setting myself up for some of you to be sure to vote against me, but that's okay too.  I gave some of you hell I reckon!  Just listen to the lyrics, I think you'll like them.  This is only half of the song I wrote last year during the playoffs.

 

Well I love the Carolina Hurricanes

I do anything not to miss their games

I'd climb Mt. Everest, 

I'd break out of jail

Catch a Greyhound bus,

or ride by rail

Gotta move fast

not slow like snail

If I have to I'll send myself airmail

 

Because I Love love love the Canes' 

I Love the Carolina Hurricanes

Love love love the Canes

Love the Carolina Hurricanes

 

I go on down to the RBC

Tailgate with Caniac's just like me.

I park underneath a long leaf pine tree

Bring a grill, chairs, Satelite TV

Fly a Storm Warning Flag

so I can be seen

by all the Caniacs who are just like me

do the Caniac dance just like me

spin yourself around just like me

do the Caniac dance just like me

spin yourself around just like me

cause all I wanna do is just be seen

by all the Caniacs who are just like me

 

Love love love the Canes' 

I Love the Carolina Hurricanes

Love love love the Canes

Love the Carolina Hurricanes

I want to record the song with some real musician friends of mine sometime.  Maybe the 'Canes will like it enough for that to happen.

While a Hurricanes loss is a real punch in the gut for any Caniac, I must say there are a lot of fit pitchers around here who deserve a loser to pull for.  Did mommy have to drag you down the aisle and concourse, kicking and screaming towards the car after that loss to Atlanta?  Have the tears dried yet?  I don't know how some of y'all ever keep sucking your thumb and hit the space bar at the same time.  You know that's bad typing form?  Ahhhh, the Kaniac Karma you've caused.

Good gracious can you pitch bigger fits?  

I say you CAN!  I want to see WHO CAN PITCH THE BIGGEST AND MOST DISTURBING FIT!  This is the thread to do it.  Who can slam this team the hardest and make the most or least sense doing it?  I think there is untapped potential in this room and some of you are holding back.

Come on out.  It's a contest. Others can VOTE BY GIVING a -1 under your post.  It's like golf, THE ONE WITH THE LOWEST SCORE WINS.  If you start getting +1's that means your fit pitching skills are not that good.  Who is the biggest fit pitcher in Caniac Nation?  Only you have a chance to turn this Kaniac Karma around by going all out and pitching the biggest fit.  What have ya got?  I say that so far, your shit's been WEAK!