
Carnie
Dec 15, 2008 Dec 25, 2009 35 3897
Anything I ever said about me having a lot of friends was inaccurate judgement on my part.
All you need to know about me:
I'm a washed up, formerly nationally ranked, soccer player. I guess that could explain my fixation on counting the number of torn assholes for each traumatic event. I love Manny Legace, and if you talk shit to me about that... well I blatantly don't give a fuck what you think because I've been eating shit all my life, what's another bite? I'm good at fist fighting and I like to swear a lot.
About my username...
Carnie is derived from the word Carnage (which is also my nick name). Carnage meaning piles of dead bodies. I got this nick name from my glory days of soccer when I used to crush my opponents with flying body checks. I was feared by other teams for stopping their nationally ranked forwards and decimating their midfield. People also referred to me as the Kamikaze Chris.
I'm not making this shit up:
http://www.nationalsoccerranking.com/nsrprofile/coachlist8.asp
email:
a fan of
Pittsburgh Steelers
Rochester Lightning
St. Louis Blues
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vote to broadcast your game!
There is a poll at the bottom right of the page I linked. Vote so FUCK DETROIT doesn't get their game vs. the flames broadcasted over your game vs. the hurricanes.
about 1 month ago
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help us FUCK detroit!
there is a poll on the bottom right of the page. Vote so those fuck face detroit shitters don't win and get their game broadcasted over some nice teams.
You'd be helping out a good friend of mine, Hildymac.
about 1 month ago
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Someone posted this pick in the last game thread so I made it into a poster for you guys.
about 1 month ago
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This is the jersey that Washoo sent to me in the mail! IT'S SO AWESOME I LOVE IT!! Thanks Washoo!!!
about 1 month ago
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OH NOEZ SWINE FLU!!!
What does it say about my character that I bursted out laughing when I read this.
about 1 month ago
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My little sister made this for me I after I joked that Osgood looks like he's 12 years old and prepubescent.
2 months ago
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Interesting Andy McDonald segment.
2 months ago
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Update!
Well I don't have much to say as far as update wise, but I thought you guys would enjoy looking at this quiz I got back. I haven't been taking my medications lately (due to laziness and not giving a fuckingness) and this is the result:
I still don't know where the three bonus points came from though... but i'll take um.
ps: FUCK DETROIT IN THE EYES!!!!
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Tkachuk Third Star
Keith Tkachuk is named third star of the week =)
The Blues finally get some recognition this season.
2 months ago
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So this is the gift HildyMac got for me! I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!! Thank you again Hildy!
Gallagher requested that I put this up, so like... Don't be mean.
The best part about it for me is that it's signed for "Carnie" and that he spelt Carnie correctly. (A lot of people spell it with an "ey" instead of an "ie" and that just bugs me).
2 months ago
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