Anything I ever said about me having a lot of friends was inaccurate judgement on my part.

All you need to know about me:
I'm a washed up, formerly nationally ranked, soccer player. I guess that could explain my fixation on counting the number of torn assholes for each traumatic event. I love Manny Legace, and if you talk shit to me about that... well I blatantly don't give a fuck what you think because I've been eating shit all my life, what's another bite? I'm good at fist fighting and I like to swear a lot.

About my username...

Carnie is derived from the word Carnage (which is also my nick name). Carnage meaning piles of dead bodies. I got this nick name from my glory days of soccer when I used to crush my opponents with flying body checks. I was feared by other teams for stopping their nationally ranked forwards and decimating their midfield. People also referred to me as the Kamikaze Chris.

I'm not making this shit up:
http://www.nationalsoccerranking.com/nsrprofile/coachlist8.asp

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