Here is your game thread for tonight's game!

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My seat was in the upper bowl, but before the game started I went all the way down to the glass and I waved and blew kisses at all the blues players. Then the puck hit the glass right in front of my face and I screamed.

I got a decent pic of Brad Boyes

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And a pic of Jaro! EDIT: jk it's Conklin

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And a pic of the meetup!

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I am going to be attending this game since it will be on my winter break. I was wondering if there are any people interested in making a road trip to fuck!detroit?

I know that's a REEEEEEAAAAAALLLLLY big stretch because it's a week day... and in fuck detroit... but I figured it wouldn't hurt to ask.

But nonetheless... I will be representing Game Time. I'll bring a poster and my Game Time bag and be wearing my blues jersey. It's gonna rock!

/rage

I have lots to vent about.... like filling out all this shitty ass paper work and walking all the way to the social security office and walking all the way back and then walking all the way to fucking bio life and then filling out more fucking paper work and then waiting for a fucking hour and then finally getting called back and getting my hopes up for donating some plasma and making 60 bucks and then...

GET FUCKING REJECTED BECAUSE OF MY GOD DAMN FUCKING SHIT FUCK STUPID ASS FUCK BALLS ON FIRE WITH FUCKING FLEAS FROM A HERPES INFECT DOG MEDICINE!!!!!!!!!

"So honey what medications are you taking?"

"Uh... topamax, clonidine..."

"Oh you can't donate plasma, you have to wait for 30 days to make sure you're stable"

"FUUUUUUCK I AM STABLE!!! I AM NOT EVEN HAVING ANY TICS!!!! QUICK TAKE MY PLASMA BEFORE MY TICS START ACTING UP AGAIN!!!!!"

"sorry you're gonna have to wait 30 fucking days *fingers her own asshole and then smells her finger*"

"FUUUUUUUUUCK"

"But after 30 days it should be no problem, your tourette's seems very well controlled."

"Oh thanks BLAAAAAHHH *blink blink blink blink* "

"hmm...... we'll see, come back in 30 days"

FUCK YOU FRIDAY!!!!!!! BOOM!

So I picked up my boxed wine from my friend's place today.

So I am going to drink my boxed wine today.

So I picked up a couple of five hour energies today.

So I decided to make a drinking game thread today.

Yes I am aware that it is Sunday. And no, I do not give a flying fuck, I will kill everyone anyways.

Please join me. Please. And please talk to me.

Alright I have just filled my first canteen of wine.

Yup. Canteen.

I also made this post on the coyote's page, but the post here will have more details because I know it won't get deleted =)

And I have no fucking idea why I still remember everything that happened last night, normally I don't, so you guys get a special treat I guess.

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Admins, please feel free to delete this post since it is off topic, but please do not punish my account

I felt the need to make this post because I engaged in something that may have worried or disturbed the other commenters.

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Behind Enemy Lines

A recent event caused me to write this up.

Last night I was at my friend's apartment watching playoff hockey: the fuck asses vs. the coyotes. The friends I was with are so called, "serious wings fans." When I got there, I set up camp on my friend's couch with my lap top open and ready to watch the game. Ten o'clock rolls around and my friend says, "hey there is a new South Park episode on right now. Lets watch that, and then switch it to the game." Not that I don't like South Park or anything... but this was playoff hockey... and they were taking it so lightly. I would never dream of watching something else if my team were playing in a play off game.

Long story short: wings lost and they both threw the biggest fit ever. They were screaming and moaning and complaining about bad officiating. I knew this was typical wing fan behavior.... but a hideous rage filled inside of me. I That night I flashed back through all my hockey memories, why I turned from a wings fan to a blues fan.

My Story

I lived in Michigan my entire life. I got into hockey when I was in 6th grade, and I confess, I loved the red wings. Yes, I admit it, I loved those god damn pieces of shit. Well... I lived in Michigan.... they are a Michigan team... I have no ties to any other city.... so it made sense. And besides.... I was only a child for god's sake!

In sixth grade I became absolutely OBSESSED with hockey. I learned every wings player's name, where they were from, about their stats. I took a special interest in goalie stats, I learned every single goalie's name in the league, what team they played for and what their major stats were. I updated this information everyday... so basically I was a daily updated goalie stat encyclopedia.

I asked myself these questions everyday:

 "How come no body cares about hockey as much as I do? Not even any of the boys care as much as me!!"

"How come no one else watches every single game?"

"How come everyone only cares about the playoffs?!?!?!"

So even at the very beginning of being a hockey fan, the seeds of hating the red wings and their fans were planted. 

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I don't know if I am "qualified" to make this GDT..... but here it is if anyone wants to watch Fuck Asses Vs The coyotes right now.

I am routing for the coyotes since they are the team i've adopted for the playoffs. Who is everyone routing for?

Fuck Detroit

With a rake

Hey Detroit

Eat shit!

EAT SOME MORE GOD DAMN SHIT

Fuck Detroit 

Torn assholes 

Mother fucker this better be 75 words long now

How is everyone doing tonight?

Well I don't have much to say as far as update wise, but I thought you guys would enjoy looking at this quiz I got back. I haven't been taking my medications lately (due to laziness and not giving a fuckingness) and this is the result:

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I still don't know where the three bonus points came from though... but i'll take um.

ps: FUCK DETROIT IN THE EYES!!!! 

So I've been in college for about 4 weeks now and things are going great!!!! This is probably the first time in 18 years that I've said, "YES!! I love my life!!!"

Anyways I wanted to tell you about somethings:

1) Last thursday while most people were celebrating the thirsty thursday festivities, I was in the study room at the end of the hall. Now this study room is pretty fucking gross (and im not one who complains a lot), but there is puke in the window screen... Lets just leave it at that. Anyways, that night while I was working I heard a group of very drunk females shouting "HEEEEY!!!! WE WANT DIGITS" and stuff like that. I could see them clearly from the window that has no screen. Guess who's going to K-mart to buy a water gun?

2) Today I was riding my bike to the field house (explanation later) and there was this pick up truck riding with it's windows down and blaring music. It was playing Static X, which is one of my favorite bands, and coincidently he followed me to most of my destination, so it was like listening to an ipod. When he stopped at a light, I leaned in his window and yelled, "YEAH NICE MUSIC!! I LOVE STATIC X!!!" and he smiled and gave me a thumbs up. It made my day.

3) Today I rode my bike to the field house to participate in this activity called "bongo ball." They had blow up obstacles set up, and you had to shoot people with huge air guns that had nerf jelly missiles. And we just shot at eachother, and sometimes we even played capture the flag. I even convinced my sister to come play!!! I got shot in the face, and I shot someone in the face. (you weren't supposed to shoot people in the face). It was good.

One day I will make a hockey related post.... ONE DAY!