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      <title>Yankees Trade for Nick Swisher</title>
      <link>http://www.halosheaven.com/2008/11/13/660711/yankees-trade-for-nick-swi</link>
      <author>Caseys Kiss of Death</author>
      <pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 20:53:00 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;p&gt;http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3700869&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now usually there's no reason in the world for us to much care that the Yanks are making a trade for someone like Swisher to begin with.&amp;nbsp; However, considering that he is still a starting player, still has power, and is a FIRST BASEMAN by trade, and is young and relatively cheap, one has to wonder: does this mean that the Yankees have gone out and shored up their corner infield for cheap in order to bolster an offer for Sabathia?&amp;nbsp; And does this invariably mean that our biggest competition for Teixeira is suddenly...gone?&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;What do you think?&lt;/p&gt;

  
  


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      <title>What we all look like</title>
      <link>http://www.halosheaven.com/2008/10/11/632822/what-we-all-look-like</link>
      <author>Caseys Kiss of Death</author>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Oct 2008 08:16:40 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;p&gt;I'm sure this has been done at some point before, and I just haven't noticed or whatever, but here we go again I guess.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The season is over, but the offseason hasn't started yet, so i thought it would be a good time to bring up the topic.&amp;nbsp; We all talk to each other on a daily basis, interacting for more than three years in some cases (I think?)&amp;nbsp; And while we've all seen pictures of assorted big-shots here (Rev and Cupie come to mind), I thought it'd be a good idea if some of us could finally but faces to the posts.&amp;nbsp; In a sense, you've all had that for me since the new HH design was launched merely by that little hand-drawn avatar, but I'll go ahead and start us off.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For the sake of keeping this page loading at a decent clip, let's stick to posting links, plz.&amp;nbsp; Here I am last summer: &lt;a href="http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w83/skelley9/54d098ef.jpg?t=1223713398"&gt;http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w83/skelley9/54d098ef.jpg?t=1223713398&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Or, more recently: &lt;a href="http://photos-e.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v208/188/15/8200459/n8200459_36842204_3348.jpg"&gt;http://photos-e.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v208/188/15/8200459/n8200459_36842204_3348.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;YOUR TURN&lt;/p&gt;

  
  


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      <title>If we have to lose...</title>
      <link>http://www.halosheaven.com/2008/10/3/628012/if-we-have-to-lose</link>
      <author>Caseys Kiss of Death</author>
      <pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 06:19:52 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;p&gt;this is the way to do it:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;- K-Rod signed his walking papers.&amp;nbsp; He's more done than Glavine in New York.&amp;nbsp; And we have Jose right behind him ready to take over.&amp;nbsp; So we free up millions, and get rid of the guy.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;-Teixeira has proven he's worth whatever he wants.&amp;nbsp; With the money not going to K-Rod, give this man his contract.&amp;nbsp; Everything I have heard says that he likes this team and playing in California.&amp;nbsp; Do NOT let him go.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;With that offense, and Escobar coming back...well, we'll be sitting pretty in '09.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Also, as a token of my appreciation to you guys, I went and got myself banned (temporarily) from a message board that I have been at for more than 5 years after I flipped out on the Red Sox fan who runs the place, even though we got along until now.&amp;nbsp; Fuck that entire region of the country.&lt;/p&gt;

  
  


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      <title>Epic-est Choke Job of all Time?</title>
      <link>http://www.halosheaven.com/2008/8/12/592481/epic-est-choke-job-of-all</link>
      <author>Caseys Kiss of Death</author>
      <pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 01:59:38 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;p&gt;The Red Sox jumped out to an early 10-0 lead tonight with a 10-spot in the first inning.&amp;nbsp; We are currently in inning number 7.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;The score?&amp;nbsp; 16-14, Rangers.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Anyone watching this game?&amp;nbsp; It may be the single most hilarious thing I have seen in a long, long time...and epically "karma" induced.&amp;nbsp; I can't think of a team that would be more hilarious to watch this happen to than our beloved Red Sox.&amp;nbsp; Discuss.&lt;/p&gt;

  
  


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      &lt;h5&gt;Waking up every day and realizing you are Dayn Perry&lt;/h5&gt;
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      <title>The World of Sports Crumbles Down...kind of</title>
      <link>http://www.halosheaven.com/2008/6/12/551195/the-world-of-sports-crumbl</link>
      <author>Caseys Kiss of Death</author>
      <pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 03:21:06 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;p&gt;With the recent allegations against the NBA from Tim Donaghy regarding the rigging of certain key games, the sport is facing a new level of scrutiny from the public, and possibly more FBI investigation.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;With this in mind, in conjunction with baseball's never-ending steroid saga (Bonds' day in court last week), and the constant stories pouring out of the NFL of so-and-so doing something highly illegal or stupid (Pacman Jones, Michael Vick, Cedric Benson, etc., etc.), I'm just curious to find the opinions of this community on the scandals.&amp;nbsp; Which do you find to be the most troubling or problematic?&amp;nbsp; Which sport, regardless of pundit-talk and media attention, do you think should be facing the most ridicule in the court of public opinion for its misconduct in the last decade (or more recently)?&amp;nbsp; Why?&lt;/p&gt;

  
  


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      <title>Tony Reagins: Two Months In</title>
      <link>http://www.halosheaven.com/2008/6/9/549061/tony-reagins-two-months-in</link>
      <author>Caseys Kiss of Death</author>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 00:28:56 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;p&gt;We're two months into the season that Reagins helped build, so I wanted to reflect on what has transpired so far.&amp;nbsp; While it is obvious that the team is in great shape record-wise (2nd in baseball behind Chicago), it seems more important to see what role his major moves (or non-moves) have played in that.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;First up is Jon Garland for Orlando Cabrera.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Garland: 6-3, 3.87, 8/13 in quality starts.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Cabrera: .263/.316/.340, 9SBs&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This seems like a pretty easy pick.&amp;nbsp; Cabrera's unsightly .656OPS is actually a great improvement over what it was mere weeks ago, when it was sub-.600.&amp;nbsp; Meanwhile, Garland has been solid, if unspectacular in giving us quality starts and #3-starter type number.&amp;nbsp; His low-K total is negligible in the face of his ability to eat through valuable innings (averaging about 6.5 per start).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Next: Torii Hunter: .268/.335/.442, 7HR, 29RBIs, 8SBs&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hunter has been a bit inconsistent so far, but his numbers are right about on-par with what we were to expect from him at the start of the season.&amp;nbsp; He has provided the defense we all knew he would give us, and provided decent pop at the plate, along with a handful of timely hits.&amp;nbsp; He's also swiping bags at a pretty decent clip.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And finally, the trade that wasn't: Miguel Cabrera for about a billion different people.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Cabrera: .274/.352/.451, 8HR, 36RBIs&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Miguel was the subject of a billion trade rumors with the Angels this offseason, involving names like Ervin Santana (8-2, 3.01), Joe Saunders (9-2, 2.63), Howie Kendrick (.338 in limited time), and several others.&amp;nbsp; His numbers thus far this season are eerily similar to the production (and far better glove, mind you) that we have begun to receive from our free agent signing of Torii Hunter thus far.&amp;nbsp; With the price tag of Miguel's new contract, we're not even losing significantly more money by having Torii instead of Miguel...to this point.&amp;nbsp; Of course, Miguel stands to improve on his current level of play, and into the future, but for the time being, the contributions we have received from the players we stood to lose in the trade are simply impossible to offset by one offensive player, even if Cabrera was playing to his absolute ceiling.&amp;nbsp; It seems indisputable that, thus far, Reagins absolutely made the right move in backing out of this trade.&amp;nbsp; We're a better team for it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Just as we are thus far a better team for all of his offseason dealing.&lt;/p&gt;

  
  


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      <title>Remember all those times we wanted to trade Steve Finley or Shea Hillenbrand for a bucket of balls?</title>
      <link>http://www.halosheaven.com/2008/5/23/535102/remember-all-those-times-w</link>
      <author>Caseys Kiss of Death</author>
      <pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 22:21:23 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;p&gt;Well, in the not-to-distant future, it may be more of a reality than any of us could ever really know.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;At least according to this:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;http://sports.espn.go.com/minorlbb/news/story?id=3409864&amp;amp;campaign=rss&amp;amp;source=MLBHeadlines&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;McALLEN, Texas -- Even though small independent baseball leagues notoriously try to draw fans with promotions like "vasectomy night" and "midget wrestling," two teams had good reasons to swap a right-handed pitcher for 10 bats.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Calgary Vipers of the Golden Baseball League couldn't get newly signed pitcher John Odom into Canada for immigration reasons.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;And the Laredo Broncos of the United League were willing to take a cheap gamble on a pitcher.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Oh, and the Vipers really, really wanted some new bats.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

  
  


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      <title>Way to chase one in the dirt, HK.</title>
      <link>http://www.halosheaven.com/2008/3/17/273679/way-to-chase-one-in-the-di</link>
      <author>Caseys Kiss of Death</author>
      <pubDate>Mon, 17 Mar 2008 00:54:08 -0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Ladies and Gentlemen, Your Smoking Gun
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      <link>http://www.halosheaven.com/2008/2/14/205328/158</link>
      <author>Caseys Kiss of Death</author>
      <pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 01:53:28 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;p&gt;U.S. says Bonds failed steroid test in November 2001&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;SAN FRANCISCO -- Barry Bonds tested positive for steroids in November 2001, just a month after hitting his record 73rd home run of the season, U.S. prosecutors said on Thursday.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The allegation came in a legal filing in his steroid perjury case that referred to Bonds' long-time trainer, Greg Anderson.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;"At trial, the government's evidence will show that Bonds received steroids from Anderson in the period before the November 2001 positive drug test, and that evidence raises the inference that Anderson gave Bonds the steroids that caused him to test positive in November 2001," U.S. Attorney Joseph Russoniello wrote.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3246542"&gt;http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3246542&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;



  

  


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      <title>Allen Watson Named by Grimsley as Juicer
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      <author>Caseys Kiss of Death</author>
      <pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2007 10:46:55 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/baseball/mlb/12/20/grimsley.statement.ap/index.html?cnn=yes"&gt;http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/baseball/mlb/12/20/grimsley.statement.ap/index.html?cnn=yes&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Only interesting just as a side note to those of us keeping track of former Angels who may or may not have juiced. &amp;nbsp;Watson was 18-19 with a 5.28ERA in 63 starts over two seasons with the Angels, before being granted free agency following the 1998 season.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So, what's your favorite Watson memory? &amp;nbsp;Vote below!&lt;/p&gt;



  

  


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