So, I'm sitting here at school waiting for class to start. I probably should be doing a paper that's due soon, but I think that's boring. Instead, I'm gonna write who I think the winners and losers of yesterday's game were.

Aaron Rodgers - At this point, what else needs to be said about Rodgers? MVP? Absolutely. Best QB? Damn right. Sexual Dynamo? I can only assume so by the fact that half of the women in the stands yesterday were impregnated when Rodgers threw his first TD. Hell, if I was a woman or a man capable of pregnancy (Ala that Schwarzenegger movie, The Last Action Hero) I would have his babies. Now on the opposite spectrum of manliness is our first loser.

Brian Robison - I'm sure everyone here knows what I'm talking about. Although I wasn't here for the game thread, I assume most of you reacted with anger. It's certainly understandable as it was a bush league (all star?) move by Robison, who kind of looks like Kid Rock on steroids. I certainly don't advocate kicking another man in the dick unless he's bigger than you. When I was 16, I was confronted by someone about two times bigger than me. I swung for the fences like Jim Thome. Unfortunately, also like Thome, I probably only hit my target eighteen percent of time. So, I ended up with a black eye and a resolve not to pee on someone's truck again.

Charles Woodson - Like Rodgers, little is left to say about Sir Charles. He's beyond awesome, he just needs to cut back on the celebrating and giving away balls to little kids. Act like you've been there before, Woody.

Leslie Frazier - Your team is 1-5, you're at home, you're playing a hated rival. Yet, despite all these things, you don't go for it on 4th? Did Robison take away the functionality of your testicles as well?

James Starks - If only for the final drive, he's a winner. How great was it to actually put away a game on our last drive? It feels like it's been a long time since that happened.

Marshall Newhouse - He played admirably considering what he was up against, but you let that mullet wearing taint get two sacks.

Donovan McNabb - Say what you want about McNabb and his ground balls but he's now getting paid millions to sit on the sideline, eat McDoubles, and watch his ass grow (which was probably his intention all along). If that's not the American dream, I don't know what is. So hats off to you sir, the next time I'm drinking gravy out of a hollowed out turkey, I'll think of you.

Mason Crosby - He is to kicking, what Rodgers is to throwing. That is to say, a god damn beast. He has earned every cent of that contract. Here's hoping, he celebrated last night by having sex with multiple women while playing Frogger.

Anyways, that's all I have for now. Feel free to comment or offer any suggestions unless, of course, you're Phoenician (I don't care what you think).