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ChicagoNativeSon

  • joined Jan 28, 2010
  • last login Jul 13, 2014
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Rosterbation

I was toying around on CapGeek.com and realized that a couple of my "fantasy lineups" aren't so unrealistic, so I figured I'd toss a couple of them out there. Now to be clear, I don't believe these...

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6th Seed Sucks - And You Suck For Rooting For It

There's a big difference between the 4th, 5th and 6th seeds in the West this season. It's obvious. 6th is the place to be, right? Any idiot knows this. Some historical facts, Cup winners since the...

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When Two Worlds Collide: Normalized EV/PP/PK during "The Skid"

And one of those is a world of suck. We all know the memes flying around this season regarding the Blackhawks, especially during the current 7-game 8 game skid. In a nutshell "EVERYTHING sucks" and...

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Festivus, For the Rest of You

WTF happened here?? Version 1: I was bored and decided to take all the photos from the CBJ's game and use them in an attempt to tell a "different" story. Kind of a creative exercise. That went off...

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Shot Quality and Goal Trends

Ah, good to have CNS back looking up all the stats we can't be bothered to... Ah, the FanPost section. Home sweet home. I haven't done this in a while... There's been just an eensy weensy teeny...

http://i924.photobucket.com/albums/ad90/ChicagoNativeSon/LokomotivRIP.jpg "The Express" Tribute...

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Lokomotivrip

http://i924.photobucket.com/albums/ad90/ChicagoNativeSon/LokomotivRIP.jpg "The Express" Tribute created using elements of team Lokomotiv's logo.

Oil tries to pawn Souray off on Tallon too

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I really find this hilarious. So Dale is now "Mikey" from the old Life cereal commercial?? "Who's this guy?" "Some defender. He's supposed to be good for your locker room morale." "I'm not gonna try him." "Let's get Tallon!"

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Monty Python and the Diving Whale

I was going to edit this video to include clips of different Canucks antics during these playoffs, but I wanted to get this posted before tonight's game. If the Bruins win, possibly I'll update the...

Patrick Kane finally gets title-winning puck, with a twist

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Fooled ya, eh? So far no incriminating photos of Kane shit-faced at the party have emerged.

Salary Cap Going Up Fo' Sure

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NHL reported revenues of $3 billion this past weekend. Cap to go up to between $60.5M to $63.5M for 2012.

I thought you folks might enjoy this, and it should be easy to swallow since Lu has been playing...

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Ludoingitwrong

I thought you folks might enjoy this, and it should be easy to swallow since Lu has been playing well. It was a humorous photo opp that I couldn't pass up.

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FO% vs Team Stats

In today's thread there was a conversation about whether or not FO% was really that important to a team's success. Knowing that FO% has an effect on scoring chances, zone finishes, etc, I was...

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Teams Who Chased Goalies, Who Had Goalies Who Got Chased...

  ...always should be someone you really love.   Putmeinthemadhouse had asked in the Canucks-Sharks game thread what teams had "chased" the most goalies. Since I already had that raw data (for a...

Ovechtrick! Ovechtrick! Ovechtrick! Is there any limit to what this guy can't do??

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Playoffovechtrick

Ovechtrick! Ovechtrick! Ovechtrick! Is there any limit to what this guy can't do??

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Letter from Ike, er, Bettman to the Troops

I was browsing the NHL site today when I accidentally clicked on a link that brought to what I believe was supposed to be a restricted area. While browsing the back pages, I discovered a document...

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B.O.C.: (The Hawks Don't Fear) Your Keeper

Influenced by Sam's OBVIOUS nod to John Scott in his postgame writeup, I was inspired to pull out my recently arrived shipment of remastered Blue Oyster Cult CDs. I was amazed at the clarity and...

Ehrhoff: Damn, I wish he'd stop telling everyone that. We're just "friends."

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Ehrhoff: Damn, I wish he'd stop telling everyone that. We're just "friends."

Hey Lu, you sure you're OK with this? Just ring the bell sound the goal horn, ya pansy! In this...

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Vaughn-lu
Hey Lu, you sure you're OK with this? Just ring the bell sound the goal horn, ya pansy! In this case I don't think it was a myocardial infarction that killed him. More likely a "Dagger" through the heart. OK, OK, let it out. Groooaaan

I did say sorry about the old woman, but from behind you looked- NHL penalty-calling and...

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Torresrepressed
I did say sorry about the old woman, but from behind you looked- NHL penalty-calling and suspension policy explained: We're an anarcho-syndicalist hypocritical self-serving commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer figurehead for the week. But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting, by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs, but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more- Well, I didn't vote for you.

And the legend of Cal Buttercup Clusterfuck Clutterbuck lives on. I believe he was credited with 12...

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And the legend of Cal Buttercup Clusterfuck Clutterbuck lives on. I believe he was credited with 12 hits on this play (he should've gotten 14 but there was a line change occurring). Burr should consider himself lucky to just be alive.

And the legend of Cal Buttercup Clusterfuck Clutterbuck lives on. I believe he was credited with 12...

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And the legend of Cal Buttercup Clusterfuck Clutterbuck lives on. I believe he was credited with 12 hits on this play (he should've gotten 14 but there was a line change occurring). Burr should consider himself lucky to just be alive.

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Panic on the Streets of HawkeyTown: A Rational Response

Following the NHL playoff race can be confusing because teams have "games in hand" and the rankings are by points instead of winning percentage as in most other sports. And while sorting the...

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1st and 2nd Forward Lines 2011 vs 2010 Production

1st and 2nd Forward Lines 2011 vs 2010 Production

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Heed No Bullhorn When It Calls (Hawks' Playoff Hopes)

Wind blows cold from the west I smell coffee, I smell doughnuts for the press... I've grown quite weary, as I suppose many of you have, of the doomsday talk from some commenters and members of the...

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OH NOES! There Goes Tokyo!

Just a quick comic I put together for the LA game since everyone here is so excited to see John Scott back in the lineup tonight. I couldn't make it a FanShot because it got shrunk too small. TWSS? ...

Just something stupid that I threw together after the Cow Town mauling... I've been very positive...

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Just something stupid that I threw together after the Cow Town mauling... I've been very positive so far this season, but maybe the Hawks need a little negative reinforcement at this point?

OK, I'm doing a series of Clown Shoe DeMotivators, so I figured I'd throw one up here to get your...

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Open-toedclownshoes

OK, I'm doing a series of Clown Shoe DeMotivators, so I figured I'd throw one up here to get your attention. The purpose of this FanShot is actually to get some advice from all you SCHers in the know. I'd like to get my 4-1/2 yr old son into a hockey program in my area. I grew up in the city, but now I live in the Plainfield/Naperville/Aurora area and don't know what's out here. Any info or general advice would be greatly appreciated. He doesn't skate yet, but he stick-handles pretty well for his age. Thanks!

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