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ChicagoNativeSon

  • joined Jan 28, 2010
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Just a little fun due to boredom. No ill will intended. Sung of course to "Clear the Track, Here...

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Just a little fun due to boredom. No ill will intended. Sung of course to "Clear the Track, Here Comes Shack." I've always thought this was one of the "catchiest" musical examples of hockey obsessiveness and it popped into my head while watching last night's game. I figured it needed an update. I would have posted this over at SCH, but not a living soul would have gotten it. Hopefully he uses his 5 mins tonight productively and puts Ovi on his ass. Here's the original tune on YouTube (for the young?): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb8_Ybbrn5A

Banner(maaaan!)-raising ceremony scoreboard video "With or Without You"

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Banner(maaaan!)-raising ceremony scoreboard video "With or Without You"

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Strolling slowly towards the sun

First off - Holy shit! VerStig is back (with a stats vengeance)! And welcome back to everyone else who has been away. Well, I'll try to keep my words to a minimum and get to the photoshops. You...

Niemi shows up at Sharks camp in Hawks mask

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Nothing like a little salt in their wounds. You think those guys were aiming 5-hole during practice? I think not. Could only have been better if he also showed up with a boom box playing Chelsea Dagger. The San Jose Sharks begin training camp with a stark reminder of how last season ended and of the offseason changes the team underwent since being swept by the Blackhawks in the Western Conference final. There was newly signed goalie Antti Niemi wearing his Sharks sweater Saturday with the Blackhawks mask and pads he used when knocking San Jose out of last season's playoffs.

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For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius

Ok, so it's not Young Frankenstein genius, just a FanPost I started a couple weeks ago that I thought I better get posted. The observations are based on my memory, stat look ups, re-watching some...

This was a photo that was in hackerer's now deleted FanPost that begged to be 'shopped. Just...

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This was a photo that was in hackerer's now deleted FanPost that begged to be 'shopped. Just warming up for the regular season...

For the ladies. (That's why the border is pink ;) The video's not mine, but I figured I'd try to...

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For the ladies. (That's why the border is pink ;) The video's not mine, but I figured I'd try to get on half of SCH's good side. So you girls like hockey?

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Contract Size Matters

I know what you're all going to say, "CNS, you have way too much time on your hands!" but I couldn't resist. Some people do crosswords. Some do sudoku. Some cruise the internet pants-less. I do...

Ed note - This was just too good to not get some attention front and center on the main page. Nice...

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Ed note - This was just too good to not get some attention front and center on the main page. Nice work again, CNS. --McClure Yet another member of the Stanley Cup Champion Chicago Blackhawks is being honored with their image on an EA Sports game cover. This time it's goalie extraordinaire, Cristobal Huet. (And yes, this is my photoshop work) Here's the link to see the full-sized image
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I Sent Your Cheesesteaks, Sam-I-Am (updated)

I posted this over at BSH, but I'm sure it will get deleted along with all of the other Cheese-Gate FanPosts. So I present it here for your enjoyment... As you probably know by now, Sam Fels over...

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I Sent Your Cheesesteaks, Sam-I-Am

  As you probably know by now, Sam Fels over at Second City Hockey is raising all hell over the fact that his cheesesteaks have not yet arrived. Now I understand that things get overlooked and...

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Probie's Border Crossing / Versteeg Goes to the Laughter House (Updated again)

Judging from the comments lately, Bob Probert causes just as much commotion in death as he did in life. So here's some lighthearted humor that shouldn't be too controversial. As usual, I attempt to...

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We Don't Know Which One Is Gonna Go 'Cause Our Cap Space Is Blown

  So Kris Versteeg is now gone. In the philosophically immortal words of Fergie, I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket. Apparently, Coach Quenneville and Stan Bowman felt the same...

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Lord Stanley Beats All the Toys in Your Yard...

I have NO IDEA why I changed the title, but I am prone to such acts of whim - and I do know that even after the Capocalypse is apparently half over that... Lord Stanley beats All the toys in your...

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History Will Be Made - Barrel of Monkeys

I'm sure most of you have seen the video of the kid crying "The Canucks are going golfing" after they lost to the Blackhawks last year. If not, here it is...     I had a similar experience this...

THIS IS THE DAY! It's just a crappy 80's music video, so there might be some humor in watching it,...

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THIS IS THE DAY! It's just a crappy 80's music video, so there might be some humor in watching it, but this song has always brought back memories of the best events in my life. I thought it was fitting for what tonight might also bring. It's hard to grasp, but today could actually be the day! "This is the Day" - The The Well... you didn't wake up this morning Because you didn't go to bed. You were watching the whites of your eyes turn red. The calendar on your wall is ticking the days off. You've been reading some old letters -- You smile and think how much you've changed. All the money in the world Couldn't buy back those days. You pull back the curtains, and the sun burns into your eyes, You watch a plane flying across a clear blue sky. THIS IS THE DAY -- Your life will surely change. THIS IS THE DAY -- When things fall into place. You could've done anything if you'd wanted And all your friends and family think that you're lucky. But the side of you they'll never see Is when you're left alone with the memories That hold your life together like glue
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PRONGER'D!!! (NHL HWBM Buff hit video added)

  Not too much to this FanPost (Is this really a FanPost??), just some fun highlights from game 5 - mostly at Pronger's expense. As had been anticipated, Kopecky (oops) Byfuglien finally turned the...

This has got to be one of his best yet. Definitely top 5 in my book. You punch a Red Wing's baby...

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This has got to be one of his best yet. Definitely top 5 in my book. You punch a Red Wing's baby everyday?

Episode #3 of "The Ninth Step With Bob Probert" from Jeff at Bloge Salming. This one is about...

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Episode #3 of "The Ninth Step With Bob Probert" from Jeff at Bloge Salming. This one is about Jacques Demers. It's not quite as good as his first two, but funny nonetheless. Definitely check out #1 and #2, they are hysterical. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaMzD0RCgjc&feature=player_embedded http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30l7nWml4F0&feature=player_embedded

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Sunday Comics - Late Edition

I'm a little late with this. I meant to get this posted this morning but got caught up with business at home, this being Mother's Day and all. Happy Mother's Day to any moms out there. Here's...

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History Will Be Slayed!

  We only get to do this once a year, so I wanted to take the time to celebrate Dustin Byfuglien while he's still relevant and on our good side. Did anyone really doubt though that he'd show up big...

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"60 Minutes" Parody / Canucklehead Fun

I came up with the idea this afternoon and wanted to get it posted by game time. A little different than my usual stuff, but if you've ever watched "60 Minutes" or at least the intro to the show,...

Bloge Salming's (Down Goes Brown) latest video. Brian Burke from the Maple Leafs tries to dump...

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Bloge Salming's (Down Goes Brown) latest video. Brian Burke from the Maple Leafs tries to dump "Norris trophy candidate" Jeff Finger on Stan (Scotty) Bowman. FYI, Finger was signed to a 4 yr, $3.5 million/yr contract in 2008 and was a healthy scratch in 37 games this year. Can't even break Toronto's lineup? Better look into a career selling insrance.

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UPDATED: I'm On A Horse, Backwards, or: Why You Shouldn't Expect Me to Use Statistics to Talk About Hockey

Okee, dokee. This one is soooo not about hockey, yet somehow it is. There's also not really much point to this post either, yet it's a bit of fun. I figured it's a long week and we needed some...

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History WILL Be Made (Hawks-Preds Edition)

I wanted to get this stuff posted in time for the first Hawks-Preds game. I have a couple of re-edits to do to these videos and I hope to add a couple more HWBM parodies either over the weekend or...

Here's my first attempt at this - or any video for that matter. Hell, I've never even made an...

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Here's my first attempt at this - or any video for that matter. Hell, I've never even made an animated .gif before. I tried to replicate the feel of the original commercials by adding film aging techniques, multiple speeds and camera angles in the video reverse sequence. It didn't turn out as well as planned, but after a week f'ing with this, it is what it is. I have 5 more videos that I'm sort of working on so hopefully the Hawks will make a long run in the playoffs so I have time to get to them all. And yeah, because of that shiny thing too...

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Oh, Inverted World

 I was originally going to name this post "CROSSROADS" (I just watched "Band of Brothers" for the 101st time (fyi, there's a bad joke in there)) but I know how much some of us enjoy "wuss rock"...

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Letter to Soupy from Hjalmarsson

Editor's Note - In these trying times, humor is the best medicine. With that, I'm pleased to bump this entry from ChicagoNativeSon to the main page. Job well done, sir. --McClure Dear Soupy, (I...

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Egos, The Media, and of course... Goalies

I know, I know. Two FanPosts this weekend. Believe me, I don't intend to make this a habit - too much work. I was sitting on this one until after the Olympics. IMO the media frenzy over our "subpar...

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My Bobby Hull Autograph Signing Experience 02/20/10

As some of you already know, last Saturday I took three of my kids to a Bobby Hull autograph signing at Hawk Ford car dealership in Oak Lawn on Chicago's south side. The signing was supposed to be...

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