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Here he is, the man you've been waiting for, Erstad the Punter. Some fanboy put this up on...

ChicagoPete — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 20:01:06 -0000

Here he is, the man you've been waiting for, Erstad the Punter. Some fanboy put this up on youtube, highlights of Erstad punting his heart out for the Huskers during the Orange Bowl.

But wait, there's more - did you know HE ALSO KICKS OFF?!?! I kid you not. WTF Hawk, you never told me he kicked off.

Not only that, he TACKLES. Starting at 1:35 he kicks off and tries to get in on the tackle, and a blocker just absolutely obliterates him - it's cleverly edited to cut out the part where he falls backwards on his ass.

Brother, can you spare a ticket?

ChicagoPete — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 16:55:31 -0000

Hey, does anyone have an extra for opening day? Begging and pleading didn't help, I've been cut off from my corporate supply. So now I'm begging and pleading as a civilian. Go Sox!

Hey, does anyone have an extra for opening day? Begging and pleading didn't help, I've been cut off from my corporate supply. So now I'm begging and pleading as a civilian. Go Sox! = 75 words

Guillen Blasts Cabrera! - "Dese $%*#@$ guy, he no general"

ChicagoPete — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:44:59 -0000

He a lieutenant, maybe. Kenny tell me dees keed play shortstop real good, but you don't play shortstop like that for Ozzie Guillen. He play like a rookie and throw like my wife. Ozzie Guillen not going to look at this all season. I don't care what Kenny Williams say, I don't need Jerry's money. I got my money, I don't need to do this job. I give Jerry Reinsdorf his money back right now, today.

White Sox IQ Test

ChicagoPete — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 12:38:57 -0000

Here's a timely article in The Hardball Times about the Ten Worst Leadoff Hitters in the past 50 years. Can Jerry crack this list of immortals?

Buried in this article is something Bill James came up with a while ago about how to measure baseball smarts. His criteria were:

The tendency to not make errors
Command of the strike zone
Effective baserunning relative to speed
Consistency
Growth

I nominate Juan Uribe as winner for the CWS, looks pretty clearcut. And a posthumous award goes to Jose Valenstache.

SSS Post Season Awards

ChicagoPete — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 02:58:27 -0000

Come on Kenny, do something...Drums fingers.

In the category for best diary, first nominee is Brush Back for his soul-wrenching "This Season - I'm Tired Rant". A disturbing journey into the mind of a Sox fan during the darkest days of the Jerry Owens/Angel Gonzalez era in mid-August.

In the category of best game thread, first nominee is Game 69 Sox vs. Cubs @ Wrigley. This game marked Darin Erstad's heroic return off of the DL after his devastating ankle injury. Shame on omnipotentgrab for wishing harm upon him within the first four posts.

Let's get grindier and edgier shall we?

ChicagoPete — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 12:33:25 -0000

The final tallies are in, and it's not pretty:

NAME                       PA%          VORP

Jim Thome                 8.8%          47.4
Paul Konerko             10.4%          25.4
Jermaine Dye              9.2%          12.2
A.J. Pierzynski           8.3%           9.6
Josh Fields               6.8%           8.2
Tadahito Iguchi           6.2%           6.4
Rob Mackowiak             4.4%           6.1
Luis Terrero              2.3%           0.1
Jerry Owens               6.4%          -1.1
Danny Richar              3.4%          -2.5
Ryan Sweeney              0.8%          -3.2
Pablo Ozuna               1.4%          -3.9
Scott Podsednik           3.9%          -4.9
Darin Erstad              5.7%          -6.2
Alex Cintron              3.2%          -6.8
Juan Uribe                9.2%          -7.1
Toby Hall                 2.0%          -9.6
Joe Crede                 2.9%         -10.8
Angel Gonzalez            3.5%         -18.6

Couple notes before I move on:

-40% of our Plate Appearances were taken by negative VORPs.
-Ozzie favorite AGonz is going to learn how to play CF in fall instructional league. So not only does he give you amazingly negative offense, now he can give you shitty defense at RF, CF and 3B.

The Runs Created Formula is a simple calculation that estimates how many runs a player/team will score.

For the White Sox 2007, using OBP × SLG × AB

RC = 699 (versus 693 actual)

Pretty slick eh?

So let's get grindy!

Get rid of Uribe, and replace him with Eckstein:

Uribe 2007 RC=57
Eckstein 2007 RC=80

That's a gain of 23 runs at SS

Let's get rid of Owens & Erstad in CF, and replace them with the career year of Rowand in CF:

Erstad 07 RC=32
Owens 07 RC=36

Rowand 07 RC=118

That's a big gain of 50 runs in CF

And let's remove that 2007 abortion at 3B, and replace it with career year vintage 2006 Joe Crede:

Crede 07 RC=14
Cintron 07 RC=17
AGonz 07 RC=13

Crede 06 RC=89

That's a gain of 45 runs at 3B

So that's a net gain of 118 by upgrading three bad positions:

2007 Sox Actual Runs Scored = 693
Add 118 new and improved runs = 811

Wow,that's GREAT!!! Right???

The bad news is the Sox Allowed 839 runs.

If you score 811, and allow 839 that's not so great. The Pythagorean Formula projects that as a .485 win % or a record of 79-83.

In 2008 the entire offense will likely decline, with the exception of Fields and Richar. We got much bigger problems than grindiness Kenny.

Found it - 2007+ future payrolls

ChicagoPete — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 17:41:12 -0000

Cheat posted this most excellent table back in the day, perhaps someone else can update and format it:

http://www.southsidesox.com/story/2006/12/7/163834/066

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A Tale of Two Sides of Town

ChicagoPete — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 19:35:23 -0000

I'll admit it, I was one of those arrogant Sox fans who laughed and laughed when Hendry went out and paid through the nose for any warm body in last year's FA market.

But who has the last laugh?

Barrett, Michael $4,533,333
Blanco, Henry $1,775,000
Cedeno, Ronny $400,000
Cotts, Neal $825,000
De Rosa, Mark $2,750,000
Dempster, Ryan $5,333,333
Eyre, Scott $3,833,333
Floyd, Cliff $3,000,000
Guzman, Angel $384,000
Hill, Rich $400,000
Howry, Bobby $4,500,000
Izturis, Cesar $4,150,000
Jones, Jacque $5,633,333
Lee, Derrek $13,250,000
Lilly, Ted $6,000,000
Marquis, Jason $4,750,000
Mateo, Juan $383,000
Miller, Wade $1,500,000
Murton, Matt $415,000
Ohman, Will $900,000
Ramirez, Aramis $9,000,000
Soriano, Alfonso $10,000,000
Theriot, Ryan $390,000
Ward, Daryle $1,000,000
Wood, Kerry $1,750,000
Wuertz, Michael $415,000
Zambrano, Carlos $12,400,000

This is how they came into April, total payroll $ 99,670,332. Hendry also found a way to unload the bad contracts of Barrett & Izturis.

The Cubs were HORRIBLE last year, but the Sox are going to end up with the same record they had. The big difference between the organizations is that instead of bullshitting their fans and telling everyone it was just a blip, Hendry admitted to the gravity of the situation. He got rid of their idiot manager who somehow had gotten a reputation as a winner (Dusty Baker) and overhauled the roster.

If you look at their roster, they don't have a third of their payroll tied up in negative VORP players:

Derrek Lee 35.7
Aramis Ramirez 32.1
Alfonso Soriano 25.0
Mark DeRosa 15.3
Ryan Theriot 15.3
Daryle Ward 9.6
Mike Fontenot 6.4
Jason Kendall 6.3
Carlos Zambrano 6.1 (wow!!!!)
Michael Barrett 5.6
Cliff Floyd 4.7
Angel Pagan 3.2
Jacque Jones 2.3
Matt Murton 0.0 (ahem)

Craig Monroe -0.7
Henry Blanco -2.4
Cesar Izturis -4.1
Felix Pie -5.2
Rob Bowen -5.5
Ronny Cedeno -7.0
Koyie Hill -7.1

I'm not a Lou Piniella fan, but he's been pretty ruthless about his assessment of their talent. If the guy sucks (Izturis, Cotts, Hill, Bowen, Pie) he doesn't play or gets cut/traded. He saw Hill & Bowen hit for two weeks and that was enough, he told Hendry get me a catcher.

Granted, they've got some long term contracts that are going to bite them in the ass - but I respect the fact that they honestly identified what was wrong with the team and then went out and rectified it.

We, on the other hand, tell our fans to look at the back of their baseball cards and hey - don't worry, it's only an aberration. Our guys suck, and we tell Hawk to fluff them up (ahem, Owens & Erstad).

Is it asking too much to see major leaguers?

ChicagoPete — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 12:08:14 -0000

It's become a running joke whenever the day's lineups are posted, but that's what it is - a joke. Watching a steady parade of Ersucks, Pods, Cintron, Jesse, Toby and AGonz (pardon me if I've missed a few of your favorites) has at least given this waste of a season a comic dimension.

I WANT TO SEE REAL BALLPLAYERS NEXT YEAR! And no excuses KW!

Here's what we've got coming back that I consider bonafide major leaguers next year:

AJ - C
PK - 1B
Thome - DH (vs. RHP)

And that's it, sad.

Then we have youngsters that show promise that I can live with:

Richar - 2B
Fields - 3B

I do NOT want to see these guys next year:

Uribe
Erstad
Crede (I know, I know - but he's chronically injured, I don't want to have to rely on him being healthy)

So on the shopping list we need:

SS
LF
CF
RF

Per Cheat's payroll spreadsheet, we're committed to ~$72.5mm next year. Dump a starter (preferably Jose) and you're down to ~$60mm.

Keeping the payroll ~$100mm, that means we can add four players each for about ~$10mm/yr for $40mm/yr total. Given KW's skill at dumpster diving, that seems like a reasonable accomplishment. I don't care if it's Rowand, Eckstein, Dye and whatever cheap grindmeisters they want to sell us on, just get us some guys who can play at least OPS+ 100 baseball.

If they send out anything resembling this same parade of clowns next year then a mass boycott of the Cell should be organized. Watching these lineups day after day is an insult to the fan base.

Very pretty, Ozzie, very pretty. But can he play?

ChicagoPete — Sat, 14 Jul 2007 12:41:35 -0000

Pods mislabeled, misunderstood, just plain old miserable after Ozzie takes a giant shit on his head:

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/baseball/whitesox/468071,CST-SPT-ssep14.article

I'm surprised that Erstad has been immune to criticism so far. At least Pods was an instrumental part of the WS teams, what has Erstad done for the Sox - other than take three months to recover from a sprained ankle? If you're going to lay into someone, go after that wuss.