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China Joe

  • joined Jan 25, 2012
  • last login May 13, 2013
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Please Help Out China Joe, New York Folk

Hey all! Remember me? I recently came back to America with my wife, and I'm looking to take her to NYC for a few days. I've been there a million times back in the day, but I haven't been there...

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Barclays Center Nickname Poll

Hey everyone, It's me, China Joe. Haven't been on this site in a while. Remember all those fanposts from the summer? Good times. And what's up with this new layout, amiright? Anyway, I've come...

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A Day in the Life of "Team Turmoil"

P&Ter flossy pointed out yesterday that the Knicks have staked claim to the top spot in ESPN's team turmoil rankings. At first glance this looks a little ridiculous - especially Orlando at #2...

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Jason Kidd: Obi-Wan Fugazi

If there’s one thing I’ve learned this offseason, it’s that Knick fans hate Carmelo Anthony almost as much as Carmelo Anthony hates the police. Now, I never knew Melo hated the police until FOX...

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Watch the Throne: Hov vs. Nov

"Allow me to reintroduce myself, my name is NOV." -Steve Novak, probably never These are tense times. The atmosphere among New York basketball fans is growing increasingly militant. Nets fans...

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Do It And You're Cut

As the hostage crisis known as the NBA offseason enters it's tenth month (give or take), the NFL inches ever closer to actual games that matter. In every sport the most pressing issue in training...

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Update: Three Best Candidates for Dolan's Assistant...Now with Poll!

Upon hearing that James Dolan was looking for a personal assistant, I started brushing up on my ass-kissing skills: "Nice goatee, Mr. D...really, very fashionable." "You know who is a totally...

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Welcome to the Atlantic, Andrew Bynum

The Philadelphia 76ers have had an interesting few months. They finished the regular season behind the Knicks, but managed to hit what win what will forever be known as the “2012 playoff 8th seed...

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What the Knicks Can Learn From The Howard Deal

By now you’ve probably heard the news; former Knick Chris Duhon has been traded to the Lakers. DOOOOOOM! Oh yeah, also Dwight Howard. ...

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Mind the Stepchildren, Melo!

I think it's safe to say that Knicks fans came into the Olympics with two major fears. 1. A Knick would get injured. 2. In the heat of battle, one Knick would punch another Knick in the balls. ...

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Phelps Atrophy

Hey Yankee fans, wanna hear a funny joke? Since being called up, Joba Chamberlain leads David Phelps in innings-pitched: 3.1 – 1. Apparently the Yankees brass has decided that...

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Revisionist History: The 2012 New York Olympics

This should have been New York's Olympics. This is not a knock on London, but London isn't New York. Hell,I live in Beijing, home of the vastly-superior 2008 Olympics, and I can tell you that...

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The Irrational Case for Yi Jianlian

Let me start by saying I am not here to praise Yi Jianlian. I don't particularly like the guy. I haven't liked him since he tried to force his way out of Milwaukee as a rookie. (Boo-hoo, you want...

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No "Dream" Team Without Novak

Team USA has finished their warmups and are set to defend their 2008 gold medal in London, and Knick fans can cheer on Tyson Chandler and Carmelo Anthony as they try to become the first Knicks to...

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Amare and Hakeem...Why the Hell Not?

Check out this article at Ball Don't Liehttp://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/amar-e-stoudemire-pay-hakeem-olajuwon-100-000-151646393--nba.html Amare has given Hakeem Olajuwon $100,000 to...

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Free PR for the Knicks

Now that I've gathered myself, meditated, lit some insense, and listened to 96 hours of Buddhist chants on loop, I think I'm finally ready to move forward with this current Knicks team. Since...

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Only the Knicks Could Screw Up a Kurt Thomas Reunion

Let me start off by saying I have an irrational love of Kurt Thomas. The guy flat-out willed himself into a consistent double-double guy during his time with the Knicks, and he represented the...

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The Dreaded Angels and the New Wild Card Era

It seems fitting that the Yankees ended the break with the Red Sox and opened with the Angels…their chief AL rivals for a decade now. I think it’s safe to assume that most of you...

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Draft, Schmaft: My Plan for Blowing Future Knicks Picks

Upon discovery of James Dolan’s personal email address, I recently sent him an email professing my love for the smooth jazz stylings of JD and the Straight Shot. Mr. Dolan seemed genuinely...

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Dear National Media: Stop Crapping in My Cereal

For the past few weeks my Novak shirt held a precarious position in my closet...I was too scared to bring it out until he had inked a new contract with the Knicks. When that glorious moment came,...

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Knicks Fans: Don't Stop the Hate

"First of all, I'd like to thank God Almighty for giving everybody so much, and me so little." -Silky Johnson, two-time Playa Hater of the Year Imagine for a moment that an elite sprinter, upon...

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Transcript of Michael Pineda's Inner Dialogue

While interviewing Yankee righthander Michael Pineda following his third spring start, I notice a pint size angel and devil arguing over each of his shoulders, Looney Tunes – style. The following...

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The Knicks: .500iest of .500 Teams

“You are what your record says you are.” Any long-time Giants fan can recognize the words of Bill Parcells. The irony of this famous quote is that he was speaking of football – the sport in...

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Lin in China: My Jeremy Lin English Corner

It became clear to me about 30 seconds after the conclusion of the now-legendary Lin-Kobe duel that I would have to do a Jeremy Lin English Corner as soon as possible. I, like...

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Update: Never Bet Against Lebron In February, with Photo Evidence!

Well, I was wrong about Lebron. It was Bosh who killed the Knicks tonight. And if you're still trying to figure out why Bosh looks so awkward, it's because he's doing the dance from the Lonely...

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Mariano Rivera Will Retire in 2012, Just as the Mayans Predicted!

It has been foretold: In the eleventh month of this year, the One known as Mariano Rivera shall close out the World Series in Philadelphia, setting the Phillies down one-two-three in the bottom...

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Notes From the Past Two Games: Dry-Humping .500

Knicks – Nets: I watched this on a Chinese website. Now my Mandarin isn’t great, but I could tell the Chinese announcers at least briefly discussed the avalanche of boos descending upon Kris...

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The War on Lin-sanity: Part 1

Turn your ears to the west, good reader - toward the general direction of Los Angeles. Can you hear the faint but incessant pitter-patter of fingers on the keyboard, punctuated by the sharp...

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Why Clyde Frazier is Banned in China

Since the day I moved to China five years ago, I’ve made it known to any Chinese NBA fan that my basketball loyalties lie with the New York Knicks. That fact has often been a conversation...

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Giants Fan Trapped in China, Part 2: The Ballad of Chase Blackburn

Greetings, on this frigid in Beijing where, on this last day of Chinese Spring Festival, the locals are lighting off firecrackers to celebrate the Giants’ Super Bowl triumph! …eh,...

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