Commented There's a goofy conspiracy theory angle too, once you answer this quick quiz... on Chone Figgins: M's Won't Play Him, Won't Dump Him on Baseball Nation - 05/25/12 5:50 PM EDT (2 replies)

Recommended Not only Towel Day, but Super Towel Day. on Lookout Landing - 05/25/12 2:52 PM EDT

Recommended a comment on Baseball Nation - 05/25/12 1:35 PM EDT

Recommended Holy shit, that takes up a lot of real estate, you should have probably put this in a fan post if you really felt it was necessary to post. on Lookout Landing - 05/25/12 1:29 PM EDT

Commented Better quality chicken, worse beer. Probably a lateral move. on The Coaching Cycle on Lookout Landing - 05/25/12 1:28 PM EDT (2 replies)

Commented You're a cool frood for noticing. Happy Towel Day to you as well. on OT -- May 22nd In Memoriam on Lookout Landing - 05/25/12 11:33 AM EDT (1 reply)

Recommended Happy Towel Day! on Lookout Landing - 05/25/12 11:32 AM EDT

Recommended WHY ARE YOU ASKING HIM TO COMMENT ON ANYTHING AT ALL on Lookout Landing - 05/25/12 11:32 AM EDT

Commented Not for long... I'm sure he's going to get called up after the Angels series. on Olivo activated, Wells to AAA per Baker on Lookout Landing - 05/25/12 11:30 AM EDT (2 replies)

Commented You're lucky. You get to see the start of the 3-game win streak that lets the M's take the series from the Angels! on Dan Haren Makes Mariners Look Like Mariners on Lookout Landing - 05/25/12 11:26 AM EDT

Recommended But even better on Lookout Landing - 05/25/12 11:23 AM EDT

Recommended Can't wait for more Olivo tomorrow. And the next day and the next day and the next day... on Lookout Landing - 05/25/12 11:23 AM EDT

Recommended I can't believe nobody made any separate threads to discuss this issue. on Lookout Landing - 05/25/12 11:17 AM EDT

Recommended Bubonic plague is worse than cholera. on Lookout Landing - 05/25/12 11:17 AM EDT

Recommended What a proper cunt. on Lookout Landing - 05/25/12 11:17 AM EDT

Recommended Dear Seattle Mariners Baseball Players, on Lookout Landing - 05/25/12 11:00 AM EDT

Recommended Let us remember this day. on Lookout Landing - 05/25/12 11:00 AM EDT

Recommended I had a friend from college, when he was in elementary school there was this retarded kid in his class... on Lookout Landing - 05/25/12 10:59 AM EDT

Recommended Well, to be fair, Dan Haren is actually a really good pitcher. on Lookout Landing - 05/25/12 12:33 AM EDT

Commented That right there is entertainment! on 5/24: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/25/12 12:32 AM EDT

Commented The next 3-game win streak starts tomorrow night! on 5/24: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/25/12 12:31 AM EDT (1 reply)

Recommended Olivo is contagious. on Lookout Landing - 05/25/12 12:29 AM EDT

Commented Haren is not chopped liver. And the strike zone floated a smidge there. on 5/24: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/25/12 12:28 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented We might be seeing the start of that normalization, he said, hopefully. on 5/24: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/25/12 12:27 AM EDT

Commented Here comes Cow Catcher in to pinch hit!!!! on 5/24: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/25/12 12:26 AM EDT

Commented Wow, Delabar has actually been sort of okee-dokee lately. on 5/24: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/25/12 12:23 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented See, he should have gotten tossed in the previous inning so we could have Smoak in as a defensive replacement... on 5/24: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/25/12 12:20 AM EDT

Commented Liddi surrendered too quickly on 5/24: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/25/12 12:19 AM EDT

Commented I envision a first-MLB-ejection for Carp just him screaming BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! and getting all red-faced on 5/24: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/25/12 12:15 AM EDT

Commented Good, that will increase the chances someone on the Mariners will get tossed, which will fire up the team, which contributes to winning 3 of 4 from the Angels on 5/24: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/25/12 12:13 AM EDT

Recommended Well. He should be used to having F-bombs yelled at him. on Lookout Landing - 05/25/12 12:12 AM EDT

Recommended Looks like someone has taken over for kennerdoloman on Lookout Landing - 05/25/12 12:11 AM EDT

Recommended I've started to assume that they all want to throw people out. on Lookout Landing - 05/25/12 12:06 AM EDT

Commented He speaks for all of us. It's that touch with the common man that makes him a fan favorite. on 5/24: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/25/12 12:06 AM EDT

Recommended Because Olivo gets hurt and Montero has to slide over to catcher and Jaso gets Wedged and the Mariners lose the DH. on Lookout Landing - 05/25/12 12:05 AM EDT

Commented I would have completely supported Carp losing his shit and getting tossed from this game. on 5/24: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/25/12 12:00 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented If he lives in the strikezone, I think the ump has occasionally let him winter in a borrowed yurt in the low outside corner... on 5/24: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/24/12 11:58 PM EDT

Commented That can't be empirically proven either way and this is a community that thrives on independent observers and reliable data. on 5/24: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/24/12 11:56 PM EDT

Commented Whatever. Probably ben& jerry's half-baked or late night snack. on 5/24: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/24/12 11:55 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented The Ichi-double might be the start of the rally though! on 5/24: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/24/12 11:53 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Really want to run out to get some ice cream right now, but I don't want to miss the rally. on 5/24: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/24/12 11:50 PM EDT (5 replies)

Commented Naw, man, he's color blind. Why do you think the court is blinding yellow? Or that his numbers against the Angels and Oakland are so similar? on 5/24: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/24/12 11:49 PM EDT

Commented Doesn't matter, Felix is red/green colorblind anyway. on 5/24: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/24/12 11:46 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Are the Rainiers at home? They might be able to pinch hit him in the 9th if he hurries on 5/24: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/24/12 11:42 PM EDT

Commented CAW. on 5/24: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/24/12 11:41 PM EDT

Commented Caw? on 5/24: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/24/12 11:38 PM EDT (2 replies)

Commented The bunt giveth, the bunt taketh away. They bunted themselves out of the inning. This could be a sign. on 5/24: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/24/12 11:36 PM EDT (1 reply)

Recommended You're right, it's not at all irrational on Lookout Landing - 05/24/12 11:35 PM EDT

Commented There are still 4 more Mariner innings and it's only 3 runs on 5/24: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/24/12 11:34 PM EDT (3 replies)

Commented Pujols lumbered around to home like a slightly bulkier, slightly faster Montero. on 5/24: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/24/12 11:32 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Appropriate response, full stop. on 5/24: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/24/12 11:28 PM EDT (1 reply)

Recommended Well Haren's getting a nice sized zone. on Lookout Landing - 05/24/12 11:23 PM EDT

Commented Thank god his mentor is back on 5/24: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/24/12 11:23 PM EDT

Commented I think an alien brain parasite on multiple Angels' front office members would be needed to give Bourjos to an AL West team. on 5/24: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/24/12 11:22 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented ...not appropriate for polite conversation on 5/24: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/24/12 11:18 PM EDT

Commented Speedy, but a good read helped a lot. Frightening that Bourjos is even faster. on 5/24: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/24/12 11:17 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Love you Ryan! on 5/24: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/24/12 11:15 PM EDT

Commented Mariners Baseball: Don't Panic. on 5/24: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/24/12 11:14 PM EDT

Commented On super-mo, did it look to anyone else like the bunted ball bounced in the other batter's box before starting down the line? on 5/24: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/24/12 11:13 PM EDT (2 replies)

Commented LL and USSM need to start sneaking gibberish into some of their articles just to see what makes it to the game broadcast. on 5/24: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/24/12 11:11 PM EDT

Commented I knew there was a reason Thursday games have felt so sluggish and blah: M's are 1 and 5 on Thursdays so far in 2012. on 5/24: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/24/12 11:09 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Ichi threw a perfect strike to Olivo, who was blocking the plate well. on 5/24: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/24/12 11:04 PM EDT

Commented That was a daring deke by Ichiro on 5/24: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/24/12 11:03 PM EDT (1 reply)

Recommended Almost faked Pujols out into getting tagged out at home. on Lookout Landing - 05/24/12 11:01 PM EDT

Recommended The two screen names here are perfect. on Lookout Landing - 05/24/12 11:00 PM EDT

Commented MiggyChoneWedgePujols1stInningHomerunWHARRRGARRBL on 5/24: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/24/12 10:53 PM EDT

Recommended How is it the middle of thethird? on Lookout Landing - 05/24/12 10:52 PM EDT

Recommended It's even better in English on Lookout Landing - 05/24/12 10:51 PM EDT

Commented Swing too hard and re-injure his groin? on 5/24: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/24/12 10:36 PM EDT

Recommended Seager tells Aybar to get fucked. on Lookout Landing - 05/24/12 10:34 PM EDT

Commented I'm sure I'm looking in the wrong place... on 5/24: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/24/12 10:34 PM EDT

Commented Yet he caught the ball. on 5/24: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/24/12 10:24 PM EDT

Commented One little Pujols homerun and all the Negative Nancys are ready to give up on the game. Sheesh. on 5/24: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/24/12 10:20 PM EDT (1 reply)

Recommended Calm down guys! on Lookout Landing - 05/24/12 10:19 PM EDT

Recommended I'd like to think Olivo called for that pitch. on Lookout Landing - 05/24/12 10:19 PM EDT

Commented I don't like the Blue Angels either. Glad someone else has come out and said this. on 5/24: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/24/12 10:10 PM EDT (1 reply)

Recommended Oh geez on Lookout Landing - 05/24/12 10:09 PM EDT

Recommended I still can't believe how dumb... on Lookout Landing - 05/24/12 10:07 PM EDT

Recommended I have honestly been offended by the Brad/Bill combo in this broadcast. on Lookout Landing - 05/24/12 10:06 PM EDT

Recommended Hitters complained they didn't block the glare enough. on Lookout Landing - 05/24/12 10:06 PM EDT