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I'm wasting punchlines, but I got so many to spare - M.B. Mathers, the third.

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Hey isn't it your birthday today? Or was it yesterday? I saw you mention it, but I forgot.
Commented on The Daily Hilario(?): Post-Lukakupocalyptic Land of Ooo on Jul 31 2014, 8:15a - 1 reply
Scroll all the way up.
Commented on Mourinho: Lukaku 'not highly motivated' to compete for Chelsea job on Jul 31 2014, 2:50a
I'm sure they read newspapers.
Commented on Official: Romelu Lukaku joining Everton on Jul 31 2014, 2:39a
All you need, actually is this:
Commented on Official: Romelu Lukaku joining Everton on Jul 30 2014, 4:15p
Not according to his presser.
Commented on Official: Romelu Lukaku joining Everton on Jul 30 2014, 4:07p - 1 reply
Nope, it's live right now.
Commented on Official: Romelu Lukaku joining Everton on Jul 30 2014, 3:53p
..contd.
Commented on Official: Romelu Lukaku joining Everton on Jul 30 2014, 3:52p - 1 reply
Lukaku in the presser
Commented on Official: Romelu Lukaku joining Everton on Jul 30 2014, 3:51p - 5 replies
It's ON!!
Commented on The Daily Hilario(?): The Plague Quarter on Jul 30 2014, 3:44p - 1 reply
LOL @ comments on Everton Live Conference on Youtube.
Commented on The Daily Hilario(?): The Plague Quarter on Jul 30 2014, 3:29p - 1 reply
Edit: Brown.
Commented on Vitesse vs. Chelsea, Preseason friendly: Second Half Thread on Jul 30 2014, 3:19p
I think I have found the answer to our homegrown worries.
Commented on Vitesse vs. Chelsea, Preseason friendly: Second Half Thread on Jul 30 2014, 3:18p - 1 reply
Arouna dances naked on the sidewalk too?
Commented on Vitesse vs. Chelsea, Preseason friendly: Second Half Thread on Jul 30 2014, 2:56p
I think you should ask your Travel Agent.
Commented on Vitesse vs. Chelsea, Preseason friendly: Second Half Thread on Jul 30 2014, 2:51p
Mohamed Flash
Commented on Vitesse vs. Chelsea, Preseason friendly: Second Half Thread on Jul 30 2014, 2:45p
Good ball in. 'Keeper the smartest of the lot though
Commented on Vitesse vs. Chelsea, Preseason friendly: Second Half Thread on Jul 30 2014, 2:44p
Guys, I think he got it.
Commented on Vitesse vs. Chelsea, Preseason friendly: Second Half Thread on Jul 30 2014, 2:41p - 3 replies
Just when I thought it couldn't get weirder, Gigi mentions chest hair. LOL.
Commented on Vitesse vs. Chelsea, Preseason friendly: Second Half Thread on Jul 30 2014, 2:32p - 1 reply
Quality discussion on Chelsea TV
Commented on Vitesse vs. Chelsea, Preseason friendly: Second Half Thread on Jul 30 2014, 2:29p - 2 replies
TC and Eden Hazard are at the ground.
Commented on Vitesse vs. Chelsea, Preseason Friendly: Lineups & Game Thread on Jul 30 2014, 1:21p - 1 reply
No Subject
Commented on Romelu Lukaku has agreed a five-year deal with Everton, according to reports on Jul 30 2014, 12:32p
After the press conference.
Commented on Romelu Lukaku has agreed a five-year deal with Everton, according to reports on Jul 30 2014, 12:23p - 1 reply
He won't stay and compete against Costa, would he?
Commented on Romelu Lukaku has agreed a five-year deal with Everton, according to reports on Jul 30 2014, 11:38a - 1 reply
His quotes are too many.
Commented on Romelu Lukaku has agreed a five-year deal with Everton, according to reports on Jul 30 2014, 11:37a
It's not about the quotes.
Commented on Romelu Lukaku has agreed a five-year deal with Everton, according to reports on Jul 30 2014, 11:25a - 1 reply
It's not.
Commented on Romelu Lukaku has agreed a five-year deal with Everton, according to reports on Jul 30 2014, 10:46a - 1 reply
LOL yeah. I just noticed it could go either way.
Commented on Romelu Lukaku has agreed a five-year deal with Everton, according to reports on Jul 30 2014, 10:21a
Charity FC?
Commented on Romelu Lukaku has agreed a five-year deal with Everton, according to reports on Jul 30 2014, 10:09a - 2 replies
Yeah that's true.
Commented on Romelu Lukaku has agreed a five-year deal with Everton, according to reports on Jul 30 2014, 10:06a
We did have to in the CL though. Essien wasn't registered last year, remember?
Commented on Romelu Lukaku has agreed a five-year deal with Everton, according to reports on Jul 30 2014, 9:56a - 1 reply
Woosh!
Commented on Lukaku: "It's time to write a new chapter" on Jul 30 2014, 9:42a
Won't be the first thing Slippy G got wrong.
Commented on Gerrard: Chelsea slip was the worst day of my life on Jul 30 2014, 2:16a
Haha, reminds me of school
Commented on The Daily Hilario(?): Leftovers on Jul 30 2014, 2:07a
Because
Commented on Gerrard: Chelsea slip was the worst day of my life on Jul 30 2014, 1:29a
It'll be called Gall Pass.
Commented on The Daily Hilario(?): Leftovers on Jul 30 2014, 1:17a
My father would be so proud.
Commented on The Daily Hilario(?): Leftovers on Jul 30 2014, 1:14a
Cocaine?
Commented on The Daily Hilario(?): Leftovers on Jul 29 2014, 3:12p
This is too funny: It's Yatcli, not Yatch.
Commented on What should we make of the new Lukaku to Everton rumours? on Jul 29 2014, 2:01p - 2 replies
They've both gotta walk half the way. If any one of them hesitates, Lukaku's as good as gone.
Commented on What should we make of the new Lukaku to Everton rumours? on Jul 29 2014, 1:33p - 1 reply
The minutes Mata played disagree with you too, though.
Commented on What should we make of the new Lukaku to Everton rumours? on Jul 29 2014, 1:31p - 1 reply
Did International membership ever come with Chelsea TV?
Commented on The Daily Hilario(?): Leftovers on Jul 29 2014, 1:20p - 1 reply
There have been more than 0 indications, but I do not believe it's the same case this year, I'm with you on that.
Commented on What should we make of the new Lukaku to Everton rumours? on Jul 29 2014, 1:17p - 1 reply
I think you misunderstood me.
Commented on What should we make of the new Lukaku to Everton rumours? on Jul 29 2014, 1:08p - 2 replies
There's no denying we need Lukaku.
Commented on What should we make of the new Lukaku to Everton rumours? on Jul 29 2014, 1:07p - 1 reply
I understand your point.
Commented on What should we make of the new Lukaku to Everton rumours? on Jul 29 2014, 12:59p
There's a way he lets him leave. Like he did with Mata.
Commented on What should we make of the new Lukaku to Everton rumours? on Jul 29 2014, 12:56p - 2 replies
Because he's got less than 2 years left on his contract and if he's not going to extend, this is the best time to sell.
Commented on What should we make of the new Lukaku to Everton rumours? on Jul 29 2014, 12:55p - 1 reply
Yeah, but how would we know if we're going to be in that position in a particular game?
Commented on What should we make of the new Lukaku to Everton rumours? on Jul 29 2014, 12:41p - 1 reply
I don't understand this
Commented on What should we make of the new Lukaku to Everton rumours? on Jul 29 2014, 12:32p - 1 reply
And the new Chang deal too.
Commented on What should we make of the new Lukaku to Everton rumours? on Jul 29 2014, 12:29p
Going by semiconductors,
Commented on The Daily Hilario(?): Leftovers on Jul 29 2014, 12:19p
I'm okay with the font.
Commented on The Daily Hilario(?): Leftovers on Jul 29 2014, 12:01p
30m Euros may be too much for Everton, but you never know, the transfer fee might be split into installments and clauses.
Commented on What should we make of the new Lukaku to Everton rumours? on Jul 29 2014, 11:52a - 5 replies
I think so.
Commented on Vitesse Arnhem vs. Chelsea: LIVE BLOG on Jul 29 2014, 11:31a - 1 reply
Isn't GMT's successor UTC?
Commented on Vitesse Arnhem vs. Chelsea: LIVE BLOG on Jul 29 2014, 11:24a - 1 reply
What are we going to do without a video team for the duration of the loan?
Commented on Vitesse Arnhem vs. Chelsea: LIVE BLOG on Jul 29 2014, 11:21a - 2 replies
If you can't sell them yourself, I don't think sales assistant is a job you should be interviewing for.
Commented on The Daily Hilario(?): Leftovers on Jul 29 2014, 11:11a
Can we loan their video team?
Commented on Vitesse Arnhem vs. Chelsea: LIVE BLOG on Jul 29 2014, 11:07a - 2 replies
Sure, that's the better tip to win at life.
Commented on The Daily Hilario(?): Leftovers on Jul 29 2014, 10:58a
Your weaknesses should be ones that the interviewer thinks could help your job.
Commented on The Daily Hilario(?): Leftovers on Jul 29 2014, 10:46a - 1 reply
Yeah, if you turn your head to the right, and squint really hard until he looks like Ramires
Commented on The Daily Hilario(?): Leftovers on Jul 29 2014, 10:18a
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