Chuck Diesel
Feb 07, 2010 May 29, 2012 9 8292
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Reporters I monkey flip em with the funky finger I be liftin
Center, inflictin PPP thinkin,
of motive I'm like Gretzky with the pass
interviewed is M-16, but with the puck I'm extreme, now
puckholes left in the Habs peoples
I'm suited up in street clothes
Hand me a stick and I'll defeat foes
Y'all know my steelo with or without the airplay
I keep some extra moves, you'll be sittin in the med-bay
Or either in the corner with Brown and Orr, heavyweight champs
Laughin at Tambelini tryin to sell some broken mans
MSM get off quick, forever Cox talk shit
Remeniscing about the last time the Cup we lift
Kessel be runnin through the zone shootin
Time to start the revolution, catch a body head for Boston
Once they caught us off guard, the Mac was on the pass and
I skated like a cheetah with thoughts of an assassin
Pick the pass up, told brothers, "Back up," the Mac split
Lead was hittin Price, his D ran, I made him backflip
Hopey : The new age of Hockey.
by Chuck Diesel on Mar 25, 2011 10:18 PM EDT
on Pension Plan Puppets
Damien Cox The Great Almighty Bald Headed Penis God of Artisan Penmanship and Healing is calling the Komisarek hit a bad hit. I think I'm finally starting to see what this great genius sees. I don't think Damien The Great Almighty Bald Headed Penis God of Artisan Penmanship and Healing is making his points clearly enough however, so I have come to clear the air. Here is what hockey would look like if Mr Cox The Great Almighty Bald Headed Penis God of Artisan Penmanship and Healing could have his vision realized.
Considering all the optimism in the air recently I decided to rip off Lennon and write this after the Atlanta game. We might have blown that one but our future looks bright. And the playoff run isn't dead by any means.
Imagine there's no Fraser
It's easy if you try
all teams below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the fans
watching Kessel fly
Imagine there's no Calamari
no Subban too
Nothing to smoke or whine for
nothing for Habs fans to boo
Imagine all the people
Leaving cars in peace
You may say that I'm a Leaf fan
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll hate on us
When the Leafs win the cup
Imagine free tickets
for each and every fan
No need for Cox or Simmons
All hail Leafman!
Imagine all the all-stars
the talk of the world
You may say that I'm a Leaf fan
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll hate on us
When the Leafs win the cup
over 1 year ago
Chuck Diesel
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Festivus 2010 Vulgar Edition.
by Chuck Diesel on Dec 23, 2010 12:43 PM EST
on Pension Plan Puppets
Dear MLSE,
Merry X-mas, Happy New Year and go fuck yourselves you slimy disconnected bastards.Charging the waffle thrower was your lowest point ever. Because of your selfish greedy rat bastard outlook towards your "patrons" I'm never spending a dime with you. I'm streaming all your games and never setting foot in the ACC again.
Dear Leafs, you suck, you stink, you are fucking terrible.
Dion Phaneuf - Learn to smile and hit the net you overgrown caveman simpleton.
JFM - Ugly man baby, you suck. Can't expect much from the offspring resulting from a threesome with Kyle Wellwood a glazed donut and Rosie O'Donnell
Ron Wilson - sour ass misanthropic rat. I look forward to seeing Gustavsson playing wing while being centered by Tim hunter you line juggling gigolo.
Mike Komisarek - Learn to concentrate and relax you nervous wreck of a man. You're too god damn blonde.
Phil Kessel - Learn to use your teammates, no matter how pathetic they might be, you socially inept dweeb.
Brett Lebda- Just fuck off already. You are fucking terrible.
Clarke MacArthur- fuck you for the comments to the waffle thrower. The waffle thrower pays your salary you piece of shit. Your team sucks. You should all be lucky you're not pelted with bricks.
Keith Acton - learn to draw up a play. You are in charge of the worst special teams in the universe. After so many seasons here you still can't see that? Must be Tim Hunter's nose in your way. Still no excuse. Go work at Wal-Mart. Rat.
Brian Burke - fuck you and your accelerated rebuild. You give me no hope that you know what the hell you're doing. You type A personality dick. I've had enough of your mixed signals. And [super expletive deleted] for overvaluing last years wreck of a team.
JFJ - I hope hell has a special place reserved for you. Where you will have to comb Kerry Fraser's hair each morning while the devil fondles you both.
To all suits in the platinum seats. Die. Go conduct business at Le Chez Merde. No one wants you here you Armani suit wearing pussies. You make the atmosphere in the ACC unbearable.
To the rest of you I have no problems.
To all PPPeeps have a happy holiday, a happy new year and I wish you much success and good health.
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Letterman - "Is doing Shrek fun?"
Mike Myers - " Yeah, it's kind of like being a goal judge, they used to have goal judges"
Letterman - "they don't have goal judges anymore? how does the light go on?"
Mike Myers- "It doesn't. Especially if you're a Toronto Maple Leafs fan, then it definitely never goes on"
Oreskovic brings drunkulence to the Jays game.
by Chuck Diesel on Apr 15, 2010 6:27 PM EDT
on Pension Plan Puppets
This is from today's Sun:
Bottom 4th: It's a night out for the Toronto Marlies...One player, a certain hulking defenceman who played 10 games for the Leafs in 2008-09 is really on the left fielder's case, telling Jones that he is 'fat' and 'no good'. At one point he chants 'Joooneseee, Joneseee, Joneeseee Uyayayayaya'. Jones looks over and stares back. Mr Big Defenceman then suggests that Jones 'relax'.
Bottom 6th: Mr Big Defenceman staggers fom seat to seat before resuming his taunting towards Jones. he then turns around and starts yelling at someone named 'Ollie' and then someone named 'Fozie' and then someone named 'Rosie'. Apparently, he wants more beer.
Top 7th. Mr Big defenceman staggers towards the concession stands but is intercepted by security. A Toronto police officer then shows up and puts Mr. Big Defenceman in an arm lock and forcibly walks him toward the exit. Mr Big Defenceman apologizes to the cop for drinking too much. Mr Big Defenceman shakes the cop's hand about nine times and then staggers out of the Rogers Centre.
Eriksson speaks on Kulemin
Eriksson, who has lived in Toronto ever since he first played here in 2000, also has another, more recent tie to the Leafs. He played with Nik Kulemin in the Russian League in 2005-06, and thought enough of him to reccommend the Leafs draft him.
"You should have seen him play in Russia, he was incredible," Eriksson said. "When I saw him and he wasn't drafted, I couldn't believe it. He did everything (Evgeni Malkin) did, but he was quiet, no one cared."
Letterman or Leno. The question has been answered.
Why I love PPP
by Chuck Diesel on Feb 11, 2010 7:58 PM EST
on Pension Plan Puppets
I have lots of friends that purport to be Leaf fans. They care about the Leafs. They watch every game. They know nothing about hockey.
"Mats Sundin Sucks"...."McCabe is better than Kaberle"...."I bought a Raycroft jersey" ..."Kyle Welwood looks in great shape"...
For a long time I tolerated this. I knew no better anyway. Before the internet my outlets for Leaf talk were pathetically limited. An old neighbour down the street who's analysis only ever consisted of "well they could be good this year, I like player X, but you know....nahhh..they're not going anywhere." He was constantly impressed that I knew who Bobby Orr and Gordie Howe were consideing I was so young. Seriously? Yes.
My other outlet was my friends. They are hockey morons. However, a reneissance approached after the jump.
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