I AM CHUCKLES.
BURROWS IS GOD.
Simon Fraser University is my school, Guinness is my drink of choice.
Fan, at press conference: "Why do we have such a lame intro? The Flames have like, fire and stuff. Are we really going to let Edmonton and Calgary win? We should have a whale."
Mike Gillis replied: "I’d rather have a hockey team."
"Ricky Bobby is not a thinker, Ricky Bobby is a driver! He is a doer! And thats what you need to do. You don’t need to think, you need to drive! You need speed. You need to go out there and you need to rev your engine! You need to fire it up! You need to grab hold of that line between speed and chaos and you need to wrestle to the ground like a demon cobra! And then, when that fear rises up in your belly you use it! And you know that that fear is powerful because it has been there for billions of years and it is good! You use it, and you ride it! You ride it! You ride it like a skeleton horse through the gates of hell! And then you win Ricky, you win! And you don’t win for anyone else, you win for YOU! You know why? Because a man takes what he wants, he takes it ALLLLLLL! And you’re a man, aren’t you? AREN’T YOU?!"