I AM CHUCKLES.
BURROWS IS GOD.
Simon Fraser University is my school, Guinness is my drink of choice.
Fan, at press conference: "Why do we have such a lame intro? The Flames have like, fire and stuff. Are we really going to let Edmonton and Calgary win? We should have a whale."
Mike Gillis replied: "I’d rather have a hockey team."
"Ricky Bobby is not a thinker, Ricky Bobby is a driver! He is a doer! And thats what you need to do. You don’t need to think, you need to drive! You need speed. You need to go out there and you need to rev your engine! You need to fire it up! You need to grab hold of that line between speed and chaos and you need to wrestle to the ground like a demon cobra! And then, when that fear rises up in your belly you use it! And you know that that fear is powerful because it has been there for billions of years and it is good! You use it, and you ride it! You ride it! You ride it like a skeleton horse through the gates of hell! And then you win Ricky, you win! And you don’t win for anyone else, you win for YOU! You know why? Because a man takes what he wants, he takes it ALLLLLLL! And you’re a man, aren’t you? AREN’T YOU?!"
So since the last meetup was a resounding success, and our last playoffs meetup was also spectacularly awesome, I've decided a playoffs meetup (perhaps even one every round) is in order. And since...
So Saturday night was the 5th Vancouver Nucks Misconduct Meetup and as expected, it was a roaring good time. Good beer, good people, good hockey; everything one needs to properly take in a hockey...
Hi there NMers, its that time again. Time to leave the wife (or husband), kids and dog at home and come on down to the finest bar in all of the Commercial Drive area for some sweet delicious nectar...
Hey folks, its about time for another Nucks Misconduct meetup. Generally these are an excuse for a few Lower Mainland NM-ers to get together, drink till our motor skills are almost completely...
So last night was the NM season opener meetup. It was epic. We drank, we watched hockey, and we cursed Geno a million times. Unfortunately we lost in the horseshoe throwing competition shootout,...
Need a place and crew to watch the Canucks tonight? We got you covered.
So Canuck_gal and I were thinking of having another Nucks Misconduct meetup since the last one was so awesome. We're thinking season opener, Oct 6, vs Pittsburgh. Let us know in the comments here whether you'd be interested or not and where you'd like to go. I'm completely open to suggestions. Last time we went to St. Augustine's on Commercial Drive and it was very good. Also, I've included a link in the main title of this fanshot to the fanpost chronicling our last NM meetup during Game 2 of the SCF where Alex Motherfucking Burrows was once again clutch.
Here we are.... on the edge of glory. I just found this Canucks video, it is very new. I thought it was decently cut. The "Inches" speech has been used so much but I thought the video fit well as a precursor for Game 7. Win the cup, boys. Go Canucks Go.
via i.huffpost.com Here we are, on the eve of Game 6 of the Stanley Cup finals. The Vancouver Canucks are ahead 3-2 in the series. This series has had everything; clutch wins by the Canucks...
Somebody emailed me this. I found it entertaining.
So yesterday was the Nucks Misconduct Playoffs Meetup. It was great times. We watched hockey, we drank heavily, then watched more hockey. The game was the perfect ending to an awesome night... Alex...
All the different types of Canucks fans. Which one are you?
via www.granvilleonline.ca Hey guys, its that time of year again. The time of year where it seems everyone in the city is a Canucks fan, and when gametime rolls around, everyone gathers at the...
Everyone needs to watch this video before Game 7. The music is an orchestral version of Metallica's 'One'.
New Daniel Sedin History Will Be Made video from the NHL. Props to seedvt for finding it.
So today, April 11th, is Alex Motherfucking Burrows' 30th birthday. It seems only yesterday we were calling him up from the Moose and playing him on the third and fourth line with Kesler. Now he is...
Burrows' two goals, the latter of which was absolutely clutch. Rome's goal was his very first as s Canuck. Canucks head back home to Vancouver to face off against the Los Angeles Kings on Thursday night. ON TO THE NEXT ONE.
Captain Hank's 19th goal of the year was a beauty. His brother, Daniel Sedin, the Hart Trophy candidate, got a point on the play giving him a 7 point lead over second place Martin St. Louis who is tied with Captain Hank with 89 points. Also, Dank is now 10 points up on Stammer for the Art Ross Trophy Race. Canucks got 50 wins tonight, for the first time in franchise history. And set a new record for road wins. Hammer was injured though, and I just saw on Twitter that he has a concussion. God I hope he's back in time for the playoffs. Anyways, the Canucks face Nashville on Tuesday. ON TO THE NEXT ONE.
My girlfriend just made this photoshop of her photobombing Kesler, in the spirit of the @VanCanucks avatar. If you're wondering whats on her head, its some weird hipster animal toque from Urban Outfitters. Yeah, she's pretty much the coolest chick ever.
Kesler bringing the lulz during Schneider's interview. Ginger Jesus played the best game of his NHL career. ON TO THE NEXT ONE. (h/t Dhiren Mahiban for posting the image on Twitter.) Here is the video footage.
This is for my Poli Sci major brotha Beantown Canuck. As you can all see, when asked to pick between Celine Dion and Arcade Fire, PK Subban (he of future Norris, Hart and NAACP awards) chose Celine Dion instead of Arcade Fire. Which proves that Arcade Fire sucks! VICTORY AT LAST.
One year ago exactly, Sidney Crosby sent the entire nation of Canada and I into a hockey and beer fueled frenzy. This is the single greatest hockey moment of my entire. Better than Hank scoring in 4OT, better than Linden's last game, better than seeing Burrows/Kesler score hatties live at GM Place. I still get chills watching this video. IGINLA! CROSBY SCORES! THE GOLDEN GOAL!
The Sedinery. Sometimes its a simple back pass from Henrik to Daniel. Sometimes its a stretch pass from Daniel to Henrik. Sometimes its a quadruple OT and Dank goes around the back of the net and passes to Hank in the slot to win game 1 of the playoff series against Dallas. Sometimes its Henrik setting up Alex Motherfucking Burrows in the slot. Hell, sometimes it pisses you off because the passes get picked off. And then there are instances like this. Sauve with the great individual effort to get it to Dank. Dank to Burrows, cross ice. Alex Motherfucking Burrows back to Dank. Dank to Captain Hank who puts it into the wide open net. AND THAT'S HOW ITS DONE, FOLKS. On to the next one.
Excellent video showing Vancouver's progress through this season so far. Props to whoever posted this in the comments, I can't remember who it was.
Via @Canuck_gal. [view larger image] Revel in its awesomeness. Its like every overzealous comment Ive ever posted here as been combined into a picture.
Henrik Sedin's tying goal tonight. Daniel Sedin's assist on the goal tied him with Stammer for the league lead, then Dank's GWG gave him the lead. So the Sedins were clutch and the Sedinery was insane against Chicago. ON TO THE NEXT ONE.
So it was a buddy of mine's birthday a couple days ago, and his dad got him some Canucks tickets... not really having any ardent Canucks fans in his family he asked me if I wanted to go.... and I...