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Chuckles Canuckles

  • joined Nov 16, 2009
  • last login Apr 06, 2013
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I AM CHUCKLES.

BURROWS IS GOD.

Simon Fraser University is my school, Guinness is my drink of choice.

Fan, at press conference: "Why do we have such a lame intro? The Flames have like, fire and stuff. Are we really going to let Edmonton and Calgary win? We should have a whale."
Mike Gillis replied: "I’d rather have a hockey team."

"Ricky Bobby is not a thinker, Ricky Bobby is a driver! He is a doer! And thats what you need to do. You don’t need to think, you need to drive! You need speed. You need to go out there and you need to rev your engine! You need to fire it up! You need to grab hold of that line between speed and chaos and you need to wrestle to the ground like a demon cobra! And then, when that fear rises up in your belly you use it! And you know that that fear is powerful because it has been there for billions of years and it is good! You use it, and you ride it! You ride it! You ride it like a skeleton horse through the gates of hell! And then you win Ricky, you win! And you don’t win for anyone else, you win for YOU! You know why? Because a man takes what he wants, he takes it ALLLLLLL! And you’re a man, aren’t you? AREN’T YOU?!"

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Kesler/Canucks in SI

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Ryan Kesler and the Canucks will be featured in this month's edition of Sports Illustrated, coming out Jan 31st. *Edit: The article can be found here.

Happy Festivus to all. Firstly, the Airing of Grievances: 1. Ive noticed around these parts that...

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Happy Festivus to all. Firstly, the Airing of Grievances: 1. Ive noticed around these parts that this hockey-oriented blog has been lacking in chicks. Boys, get out there, invite your ladyfriends, wives, mistresses, Chinese masseuses! Its a goddamn sausage fest. 2. NM has been lacking in posts exalting Alexandre Motherfucking Burrows. Do you heathens not realize the skill and tenacity of the French Canadian left winger?! Not to mention the pugnacity and truculence! And the belligerence, so much belligerence! We all know the Hart Trophy will be going to him this season, so treat him like the superstar that he is! 3. This is my final point. Over time here, NM posters have deviated from the normal rabble of "hockey this, hockey that" and have discussed the fine arts. Namely, music. One band has been discussed over and over again, largely because its quality (or lack thereof) and its ability to polarize posters here at NM. Too many times have the good, righteous posters of NM been subject to the cacophony that is Arcade Fire! Arcade Fire is not worthy of your accolades and that is why I suggest in the new year, all posters promoting or simply not deriding Arcade Fire be punished in the form of bear hugs and super tickles with EXTREME prejudice! That is all. Anyone who has another grievance to air, feel free to drop it in the comments. Now for the Feats of Strength. WHO WANTS TO GO?

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The Ryan Kesler Show

I know this is a little late, but I just wanted to make a fanpost about the last game (which I went to) in which Kes' once again asserted his awesomeness. So last month it was my birthday, and my...

RIP Pat Burns

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Legendary NHL coach Pat Burns died today at the age of 58 of cancer. RIP Burnsy

Captain Hank's first of the season, scored against Brodeur. Y'all need to hide your Kiprusoff,...

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Captain Hank's first of the season, scored against Brodeur. Y'all need to hide your Kiprusoff, hide your Khabibulin, hide your Turco, 'cause Captain Hank is dekeing everybody out here!

Tambo's first goal of the season. I'd like to draw all of your attention to the Captain's beautiful...

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Tambo's first goal of the season. I'd like to draw all of your attention to the Captain's beautiful feather pass right through Burns right onto Tambo's stick (Tambo puts it top cheese soon after). THAT is why Hank won the Art Ross and Hart trophies last year.

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Quest for the Holy Autograph

Today started out like any other day. Wake up in a drunken stupor, surrounded by what must be a million cigarette butts and what Im fairly sure at this point must be roadkill. You know, just the...

Kesler personally thanked the fans at the Open Practice today. Could this be an indication of his...

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Kesler personally thanked the fans at the Open Practice today. Could this be an indication of his selection as the new Canucks leader? CAPTAINCY SPECULATIONZZZ.

New Rogers Arena emblem on GM Place. I'll post a higher quality one as it comes along.

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New Rogers Arena emblem on GM Place. I'll post a higher quality one as it comes along.

NHL rookies get together for hockey card photoshoot. So far I can pick out Schroeder, Hamill (I...

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NHL rookies get together for hockey card photoshoot. So far I can pick out Schroeder, Hamill (I graduated high school with him), Hall, Seguin, Kadri, Eberle, Brayden Schenn, and Jacob Markstrom in the back there. Hockey needs to come back ASAP.

New ice surface for GM Pl...ahem Rogers Arena

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New ice surface for GM Pl...ahem Rogers Arena

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5 Reasons CC loves the Canucks

I haven't really had a lot of time to think about these with exams and term papers up to my ears of late, but I had to ride the Skytrain across Vancouver today, so I took some time to think about...

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In memory of Mitch, Johnny, and Wellfed

So I posted this in the Wellfed/Johnny/Mitch fanshot earlier, and Sean suggested I make it a fanpost, so here it is. After the jump there are some highlights of three players that we've loved/hated...

The Green Men have a "History Will Be Made" video! I find it quite humorous. GO...

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The Green Men have a "History Will Be Made" video! I find it quite humorous. GO CANUCKS! Believe.

SOB "Repeat Offender"

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Apparently OB has messed up more than once. Last year, I legitimately hated SOB due to his incessant and crippling penalties. This year, Ive grown to tolerate him because he's playing safe, smart hockey and toning down the penalties. And then he does something like this.... Thanks to nucklinBadger for the link.

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Bieksa named among the league's least valuable players

Is Kevin Bieksa just having an off year or is it a sign of things to come for the Canucks blueliner?

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Do not want Kovalchuk?

I just saw on Sportsnet, that Burke won't pick up Kovalchuk for the money he's asking. Is Toronto trying to build through the draft, do they not want a mercenary-esque Russian sniper on their team...

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I only have one question

Aside from where is Harvey Dent... I am not a Leafs fan but I am curious after seeing the Leafs' play (I find it highly entertaining, and I don't know why, maybe its a combination of the win...

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