Clay Childs
- Joined: Jul 13, 2008
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People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~Rogers Hornsby A good cigar is like a beautiful chick with a great body who also knows the American League box scores. ~M*A*S*H, Klinger, "Bug-Out," 1976 A hot dog at the ballgame beats roast beef at the Ritz. ~Humphrey Bogart You gotta be a man to play baseball for a living, but you gotta have a lot of little boy in you, too. ~Roy Campanella No game in the world is as tidy and dramatically neat as baseball, with cause and effect, crime and punishment, motive and result, so cleanly defined. ~Paul Gallico There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971 A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry