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ClownBurger

  • joined Apr 09, 2012
  • last login Jul 14, 2014
  • posts 36
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They Were Who We Thought They Were: Free Agents

Our beloved Bears information-gathering season is soon to be in full swing and certain elements of everyday life are going to remind us of such things. Having to think for more than 3 seconds about...

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Diary of a Manager: Big Time Has No Time For IWC

Hey there folks, It's been a long time since I've done one of these, a lot has changed for old Zeke in the past few months. Now that summer has come my schedule is getting extremely busy. I am...

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Diary of a Manager: I don't care, I LOVE IT!

It's the season of thanks, and quite frankly I'm thankful to be me. It's pretty damn good. Sorry, my character was typing there for a second. We are approaching year end and so much has happened to...

Fanshot of a Manager

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Did Zeke get copied? Look at the publish dates...

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Diary of a Manager: Wheels in Motion

Howdy folks, Time for the monthly DOAM...Jesus, just the word monthly makes my skin crawl. Sorry, on to the task at hand; narration of a life partially affected by a strange affinity for ridiculous...

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Diary of a Manager: My New Standard

Ello there lads and lasses. Another month of wrasslin' and some more experience for me and a lot of fun as well. I decided to change my stage name from my regular name to Zeke Zshe, sounds a little...

Funky Munky Highlights

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Some highlights from Funky Munky Wrestling

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Diary of a Manager: Riding the Pine and The Art of Wrestling

Hello again there folks, Zeke Zshe your resident CSS manager giving ya'll a look back at the past month or so of my wrasslin' time. It was a fun month and I am starting to feel a lot better about...

Zeke Zshe Funky Munky Wrestling

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Zeke Zshe trying to recruit Funky Munky wrestlers for their next show at Bullseye on July 21.

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Diary of a Manager: The Hometown Show

Pro Wrestling is silly and that's okay that is part of what makes it so amazing. Whether you've accepted that or not it is the truth, it's probably not as silly as the outsiders view it but it is...

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Diary of a Manager: First Show

I am short, opinionated, and have a bad mustache. There isn't much these three features have added to my life but I figured there was some field where they could be of assistance. Voila! In comes...

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Tales From a Grown Man Who Watches Wrestling: How Far is too Far?

In high school, coincidentally right after my first WWF obsession I became obsessed with Pink Floyd, every album by them, solo album, book written about them, concert video, bootleg and t-shirt had...

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A mission from the big bang - Part 1

As an agnostic I can't have missions from God if I'm not even certain he/she/it exists, and if there were a God I'm not sure having me watch every Wrestlemania in order would be on his/her/its...

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Cutting a Promo on My Broken Furnace

So here we are again. You're broken down, and it's been my comforts that wore you down. You work for me and no matter how much I work on you, remember you still work for me. I thought I'd lit a...

Entrance Song

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Cdcover1

Howdy, forgive me if this crosses any self-promotion lines or if this isn't suitable for this website, but I wanted to show you fine folks a song my band (Carsick Radio) has just finished up. I am considering submitting it to an wrestler on the indie scene or a MMA style fighter. We play rock but this is our most upbeat tune by far. Zeb's Riot I think it would be a good tune to fire up a fighter/crowd, what do you folks think?

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The Moment

I remember the moment like it was yesterday, but that could be the acid talking. (Hours later) OK that wore off, I remember it like it was over 23 years ago. Four-year-old me was playing wrestling...

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Tales From a Grown Man Who Watches Wrestling

"I enjoy pro wrestling" it's something I can say proudly...online behind a username. Truth be told, I would probably admit it if I was prodded by a friend or co-worker. Girlfriend or potential...

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Mr. Wolfe

There's a character in the wonderful film Pulp Fiction named Mr. Wolfe. He is the problem solver and speaks concisely and doesn't have time for non-sense. One of the Wolf's lines "Let's not go...."...

A Year Back: Who's Good, Who's Bad, and Who's Ugly

A Cagesider gives us his opinions about performers over the past year, admits he's enjoyed his return to WWE much more than he initially thought he would & is legitimately excited for Jan through...

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The Royal(est) of Rumbles

I had to add the parenthesis in case WWE wanted to sue. It's rumbling season folks, and one of my favorite times of the wrestling year. The Royal Rumble used to be my favorite event of the WWE's...

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Pointless Top 10 - Part 5

The best thing about top ten lists, is they are completely objective, and everyone always agrees on them. Wait, what? I thought I'd do a top ten of my personal favorite matches, since we are at...

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Pointless Top 10 - Part 4

The best thing about top ten lists, is they are completely objective, and everyone always agrees on them. Wait, what? I thought I'd do a top ten of my personal favorite matches, since we are at...

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Pointless Top 10 - Part 3

The best thing about top ten lists, is they are completely objective, and everyone always agrees on them. Wait, what? I thought I'd do a top ten of my personal favorite matches, since we are at the...

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Pointless Top 10 - Part 2

The best thing about top ten lists, is they are completely objective, and everyone always agrees on them. Wait, what? I thought I'd do a top ten of my personal favorite matches, since we are at the...

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A Pointless Top 10 - Part 1

The best thing about top ten lists, is they are completely objective, and everyone always agrees on them. Wait, what? I thought I'd do a top ten of my personal favorite matches, since we are at the...

Review: WWE's recent Attitude revival.

Wellly, welly, well, look who it is, if it isn't little Alex. No it isn't little Alex, its medium-sized ClownBurger, it's been a while since I did a fanpost so I figured I'd do a review of sorts. ...

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Sense and Nonsense: Halfway to Survivor Series Edition

Ay dere all you crazy fan-dangled grapplin' fans. Ok I'll lose my Minnesota accent, I'm not even from Minnesota so it didn't make much sense in the first place. This seems to be the halfway spot...

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Sense and Nonsense in the WWE: Hell in a Cell Edition

Image via 2.bp.blogspot.com Howdy folks, I did a FanPost a few weeks ago separating what makes sense and what did not in the WWE Universe. I figured I'd do a few until I forget, or nobody...

Sense and Nonsense in today's WWE

Just a little review of the current state of WWE, nothing fancy just want to go through things that make sense and things that do not. What makes sense:Having CM Punk go heel and having him teamed...

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Things I can't help but hate.

As competitive as sports are, being a fan can often rival that competition. Inside even the most educated fan is a meatball dying to prove his fandom is superior to others. I've compiled a list of...

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