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ARKANSAS HATE WEEK (via CLRB)
by ColRebsLastBreath on Oct 17, 2011 9:38 AM EDT
on Red Cup Rebellion
[ED: ColonelReb'sLastBreath volunteered to drop some hatred on Arkansas during this week's hatefest and, truly, did a better job than any of us could have ourselves. The hate is strong with CLRB, it seems, and I hope you all can muster up the same.]
[ED 2: This is essentially the online equivalent of actually calling the hogs in that I'm sure we're bound to have a whole bevy of (fat) visitors from the Natural State over the next couple of days. I hope that they realize that this is my website and I don't have any shame in capriciously censoring out people I don't like by banning them. I ain't mad; I just don't care to be annoyed. Really. I don't.]
I hate Arkansas. I used to be completely apathetic to them. Then I met this embarrassment to mankind: 
I realized after encountering the grammatically incorrect Gonzohog, Arkansas fans were a different breed of terrible people. Sure, their best and brightest claim "we're not all that bad," but even then, their best and brightest didn't seem too bright. So much so, that I figured "there must be something in the water in Arkansas." So I decided to investigate. Click below to find out how right I was, and why we should all despise the entire state of Arkansas, and the disease that has infested their fans.
(Also, leave your own reasons for hating these trailer-park domestic-violence-disputes waiting to happen)
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Ole Miss Administration needs to make this happen
Alabama is serving Chick-fil-a in Bryant Denny this year. There is no reason why this can't be done in Oxford. Someone with some pull needs to get on this ASAP.
If Cam Newton is Innocent, This is How
by ColRebsLastBreath on Nov 12, 2010 11:48 AM EST
on Track Em Tigers
I grew up an Auburn fan. As a result, I have been reluctant to believe any of the smoke that has been reported on this whole Cam Newton thing. However, now the first actual flames have been spotted. I have gone back and looked at everything that has been reported. Every claim by every writer. If you want to believe that Cam Newton is innocent, this is all you have to believe. Kenny Rodgers and Joe Schad are full of s***. We already know that Kenny Rodgers is. So the real question is who do you believe? Who do you have more faith in? Joe Schad's anonymous sources. Or Cecil Newton's denials. See the explanation after the jump.
The Enemy of the Cup has been Vanquished!
Brandt has apparently quit his job at the CL for the Associated Press gig in Jackson. Sure the Cup didn't have anything to do with it... or did we?
In anticipation of what will happen, I transformed Raymond Cotton into Masoli. I went back and got all of his stats and info from NCAA 2010 and added 1 or 2 to most of the stats for his development (this is conservative compared to what EA usually does). I already got a named roster downloaded and transformed Cotton into Masoli on it. if you want to play with this roster, you can download it on roster share, my handle is BauerNorris007
Clay Travis is a Plagiarizing Douche Bag
Here is my article written 2 weeks before his.
http://www.teamspeedkills.com/2010/5/4/1458419/the-sec-empire-why-the-sec-should
The SEC Empire: Why the SEC should take the lead, not the backseat on Expansion
by ColRebsLastBreath on May 5, 2010 11:05 AM EDT
on Team Speed Kills
Bumped from the FanPosts. This is an interesting and rather thorough counterpoint to my and cocknfire's general point of view that the SEC is fine at 12 teams. -Year2
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Right now I should be studying for my 2 law school exams here at Alabama Law, which I have to take before next Wednesday (even though I graduate this weekend). But you can’t help it when epiphany strikes. It has struck me, and there isn’t anything I can do right now other than put this into words. Here is why the SEC should expand and expand further than anyone has yet suggested. The new SEC (which will probably be renamed the College Football Champions League) will dominate college football, the cash cow of college athletics, and no other conference will ever again be able to say that it is a better football conference than the SEC. Ever.
In 1992, the SEC changed the game by becoming a 12 team league. Mike Slive should pull a Chancellor Palpatine and go one step further to create the SEC Empire this go around. The new SEC will have 20 teams. Yes, 20. And before you start your "Wait a minutes" and your "Buts" read how the new set-up will work, and why for every team in the SEC, new and old, this could not be a better idea. Currently the projection is for the Big 10 to add 5 teams: Nebraska, Mizzou, Pitt, Syracuse and Rutgers/WV (Google it: some news sites are already reporting it). The Pac-10 rumor right now is that Colorado and Utah will join to give them 12 teams. This means that both the Big 12 and Big East would lose three teams without the SEC lifting a finger. Should this happen, the SEC should already have in place its own plans for expansion. Read about what those plans should be after the jump:
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The SEC Empire: Why the SEC should expand and drive the change, not be changed by others expanding.
I just wrote an Fanpost on Team Speed Kills. I would have posted it here, but since it concerns the entire SEC, it seemed more fitting to post it there. It was basically a response to Cocknfire's argument that the SEC should wait and only react to others expanding. Check it out and let me know what you think about it.
This is why we are changing our image. It fucking works. No one gave 2 shits when any of the above mascot changes happened. Each team subsequently had success that each franchise hadn't had in decades/ever.
Fulmer the Hut
Sly Croom Windu
The original bounty hunter Bobby Petrino Fett sporting his Arkansas armor before going to battle against Mace Windu Croom. Petrino is 0-1 vs. Croom.
Grand Moff Meyer informing the masses that he has only retired for one day and one day only.
Count Tuberville betrayed the Ole Miss Republic for the dark side and was the leader of the Auburn Trade Federation until Nick Skywalker killed him.
An Ewok sporting his South Carolina garb.
C3PO is naturally a Vanderbilt fan, being vastly intelligent and possessing no athletic skill.
Nick Saban as the leader of the Empire (now Alabama) after the first Death Star was destroyed (he led LSU during Episode IV which was the time of the first Death).
A Tusken Raider or Sand Person wearing his MSU sand robes.
Admiral Ackbar sporting his Ole Miss Rebel Alliance Uniform
Dave Rader: Our new QB Coach; Our new QB developer
by ColRebsLastBreath on Feb 2, 2010 6:16 AM EST
on Red Cup Rebellion
[Editor's Note: I was in the middle of writing this, having spent a lot of time last night on it. Then I got on this morning and saw that ColReb'sLastBreath had done it already. Mad props for the research. Having done it myself, it takes a while to access all those media guides and sort through the data there. - Juco]
Not one Ole Miss person is happy about hiring Dave Rader, other than Houston Nutt apparently. He lacks flair. He definitely has never worked at Chotchkie's. He isn't a name that is going to wow anyone. Not when the talk of the SEC is big "name" coaches and great "recruiters".
Lane Kiffin did have flair, and so did every assistant that he hired. He had an arsenal of "recruiters" that he brought in with him. Ask Tennessee how that is working out for them. I remember how it worked out for us the last time we hired a "recruiter."
Not one person is giving Rader a chance. I honestly haven't heard one argument for him. I honestly don't know how this will turn out. But since no one else is giving the man a chance, I will. Here is the best argument (at least the best that I can find using the internet) for why Dave Rader is the right person for the job. Here is why Ole Miss will be better because of Dave Rader.
(This is long and includes statistics of QB's who no one cares about. However they are the QB's Dave Rader has coached)
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