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Stanley Cup of Chowder Wednesday Morning Skate: The Stanley Cup Final Finally Begins

I left home at 16 to move to Sweden by myself to play THE DEVILS???

The Stanley Cup Final begins tonight! LA takes on New Jersey in New Jersey for who will go down in history as the lowest seed to win the cup.

Game tonight:

Yeah, it's on the big-boy NBC channel!

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Stanley Cup of Chowder Tuesday Morning Skate: Happy Birthday Nathan Horton (get well soon!)

We could use some of this.

It's Nathan Horton's Birthday! He turns 27 today. It's also Jason Allison's birthday but his incalculably slow movements have thrown off the math of how old he is.

No games until tomorrow. Uhhh....The CFL won't be on NFL Network this year, but should remain on ESPN3 (in SD because Canada doesn't believe in HD apparently). GO ROUGHRIDERS!

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Stanley Cup of Chowder Monday Morning Skate: Happy Memorial Day, Everyone

Houser played amazing, shame he lost.  LOSER!

I hope you don't have to work today, that would suck. Not as bad as giving up the game-winning goal in Overtime to the home team like Houser did last night, but still.

No hockey games on tonight that I'm aware of. Wednesday, the cup finals begin.

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Stanley Cup of Chowder Friday Morning Skate: Game Sevens Are The Best Games?

Funny Face Contest!

(Editor's note: Cornelius wrote this last Friday and it is presented unchanged)

Games today:

  • 7:00pm Memorial Cup Semifinal. Winner takes on the top seed. NHLNetwork
  • 8:00pm Rangers v Devils (3-3) NBCSports

I just assume Rags/Devils is going 7. Memorial Cup Final is this weekend, Sunday night at 7pm on NHLNetwork.

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Stanley Cup of Chowder Thursday Morning Skate: Mark Zuckerberg Bought the Coyotes?

Conn Smythe candidate?  I say yes.

(Editor's note: Cornelius wrote this on Friday and it is presented unchanged)

I guess all that Facebook money is good for something.

Games today:

  • 7:00pm Memorial Cup Tie-Breaker Game (if 2 teams are tied for 3rd) NHLNetwork
Well here's hoping there's actually a game of that because otherwise there's no hockey on.

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Stanley Cup of Chowder Wednesday Morning Skate: Martin Brodeur is Retiring at the End of this Year?

Look out for ol' Gill, Dwight!

(Editor's Note: Cornelius wrote this on Friday and it is presented unedited)

Heck of an announcement yesterday. All-time stat accumulator right there. Game today:

  • 7:00pm Shawnigan Cataractes vs. Saint John Sea Dogs, NHLNetwork
  • 8:00pm Devils v Rangers (3-2) NBCSports

Two games on! Cherish it while it lasts. Could be elimination time.

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Stanley Cup of Chowder Tuesday Morning Skate: Jared Knight breaks Memorial Cup scoring records, hearts?

Jared Knight, crushing dreams.

(Editor's note: Cornelius wrote this on Friday and it is presented unchanged, except for the Kings game tonight. That part seems important.)

Boy, that Rangers/Devils game was another snoozefest. Shame the Rangers won, tying up the series and getting back home ice. Kings sat back and watched.

Games tonight:

  • 7:00pm Jared Knight's London Knights vs. Edmonton Oil Kings, NHLNetwork
  • 9:00 PM Los Angeles Kings vs. Phoenix Coyotes, Game 5, NBC Sports Network

Looking forward to what Jared can do here.

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Stanley Cup of Chowder Monday Morning Skate: Dwight King Scores Hat Trick to get Kings to Finals?

HELSINKI, FINLAND - MAY 20:  Zdeno Chara of Slovakia celebrates his team's silver medal after the IIHF World Championship gold medal match between Russia and Slovakia at Hartwall Arena on May 20, 2012 in Helsinki, Finland. Zdeno Chara wears a shirt in remembrance of Pavlo Demitra who died in a planecrash in September 2011.  (Photo by Martin Rose/Bongarts/Getty Images)

Editor's Note: Cornelius wrote this on Friday and it is presented unchanged, save for the above picture, which just proves how awesome Zdeno Chara really is.

Dwight King scored a Hat Trick on Sunday and the Kings are going to the finals for the second time ever. I don't think Kerry Frasier even missed him high-sticking a dude!

Games tonight:

This is nice of the league as you can watch Dougie do his thing and then flip over to the end of what I'm sure will be a one-goal game for the last bit of it.

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Stanley Cup of Chowder Friday Morning Skate: See you later, suckers!

Ozymandias rides again!

Yep looks like the Kings won again. No hockey tonight. I'm off to Hong Kong for a week so I'm just going to write up what I assume will be the topic of the day and/or maybe something else for next week.

So enjoy your brief respite from my incoherent rambling. I'll miss you guys.

UPDATE:

GAME TONIGHT:

  • 7:00pm Edmonton Oil Kings vs. Shawinigan Cataractes, NHLNetwork

MEMORIAL CUP WOOOOOOO!

thanks to Arenacale for the heads up. I have disgraced the morning skate.

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Stanley Cup of Chowder Thursday Morning Skate: A Team So Great, It Doesn't Need to Win

We could really do with a good old fashioned dream-crushing today.

USA takes on Finland today at 11:30am.

IIHF games:

  • 6:00am Canada vs. Slovakia, NBCSports
  • 8:30am Russia vs. Norway, NBCSports
  • 11:30am USA vs. Finland, NBCSports
  • 2:00pm Sweden vs. Czech Republic, NBCSports

Yep, all games are broadcast live!

And then at night,

Might be a good day to play hookie, wake up at 6am, and watch hockey all day long. NOT THAT I WOULD, mind.

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Stanley Cup of Chowder Wednesday Morning Skate: Jeff Carter catches Dwight King in playoff Goal Scoring Race

Dwight King Scored on me?  AGAIN????

Game tonight:

Well, it's hockey.

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Stanley Cup of Chowder Tuesday Evening Skate: Can LA tie the all-time record?

Unlikely, guys.  Sorry.

LA has won every away game they've played so far in the playoffs. That's 6 so far. 7 is the record for consecutive away wins to start the playoffs. LA could tie that mark tonight. Are they going to, or is Phoenix going to find their dignity in the desert?

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Stanley Cup of Chowder Tuesday Morning Skate: France could knock Slovakia out of the IIHF tourney

Chicago could have used this goaltending.

France is making a run with Merrimack Superstar Stephane Da Costa and Cristobal Huet. And why not?

IIHF Games, and what's at stake:

  • 5:15am Canada v Belarus (Belarus must get at least 1 point or be demoted for 2014, Canada sits in top spot)
  • 6:15am Norway v Denmark (Norway win could get them to face Sweden instead of Russia)
  • 9:15am France v Slovakia (A French Regulation Win puts France into the knockout rounds and Slovakia out)
  • 10:15am Czech Republic v Germany (Czech win cements game against Sweden)
  • 1:15pm USA v Switzerland ()
  • 2:15pm Sweden v Latvia (nothing at stake, Sweden locked into 2nd and Latvia out)

Should be fun.

NHL Game:

Definitely staying up late for this one.

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Stanley Cup of Chowder Monday Morning Skate: Nickname Proposal: Dwight King is "Ozymandias"

Behold ye mighty, and despair!

It looks like the Kings will never lose an away playoff game again. They're now 6-0 away, 3-1 at home. That's a .900 total win%. That's pretty nuts. Can they be stopped? If not I hope they continue being unstoppable in the Finals.

Games today:

  • 9:15am Belarus v Germany
  • 10:15am Latvia v Denmawk
  • 1:15pm Kazakhstan v Finland
  • 2:15pm Italy v Russia
  • 8:00pm Devils @ Rangers (0-0) NBCSports

Yeah it's pretty lackluster but I'll watch anyways.

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Stanley Cup of Chowder Friday Morning Skate: Vote for Benoit Pouliot This Morning

It went a lot like this, but prettier.

Benoit Pouliot's beauty of a goal against the Panthers is up against some jerk from Buffalo in the TSN Play of the Year Showdown. Go vote for him now, voting ends at noon!

IIHF Games today:

  • 9:15am Kazakhstan v USA
  • 10:15am Italy v Czech Republic
  • 1:15pm Finland v Canada
  • 2:15 Russia v Sweden

Should be some good afternoon games and USA better be able to beat the Kazakhs.

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Stanley Cup of Chowder Thursday Morning Skate: NHL on Break Until Saturday

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Yep, it's pretty obnoxious. Thursday is even a traditional gameday. Of course the caps and rags are going to go 7 when everyone else goes 4 or 5. Jerks

IIHF games today:

  • 9:15am USA vs Belarus
  • 10:15am Denmark vs Russia
  • 1:15pm France vs Finland
  • 2:15pm Czech Republic vs Latvia

Yeah I'll be watching.

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Stanley Cup of Chowder Wednesday Morning Skate: See you later, Pennsylvania!

Ew gross we might have to go back to New Jersey?  I'm letting this one in.

Well the whole state of Pennsylvania is out with the Flyers getting embarrassed by the Devils (series-winning-goal scored by David Clarkson, assist to Ilya Bryzgalov). Video of that for the thousandth time after the jump.

Game tonight:

Could be the fourth elimination game in as many days.

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Stanley Cup of Chowder Tuesday Morning Skate: AWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Coyotes gonna yote

Your Western Conference Final is Kings vs. Coyotes, ladies and gentlemen. Sad to see Nashville and St. Louis out but that's how it goes. Now we wait for the east to hurry the heck up (they won't).

Game tonight:

7:30pm Devils @ Flyers (3-1) NBCSports

Flyers are without Giroux thanks to him deciding to pick Zubrus's head the other night. Great job, captain material.

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Stanley Cup of Chowder Monday Morning Skate: America Beats Canada At Hockey Again This Weekend

Gettin' real mad about US TV Rights

Hey did you know that the IIHF worlds are going on? Yeah, they are! Of course, NBCSports has the rights and they think the year is 1980 because they aren't showing the game live. For example, the USA beat Canada 5-4 in an overtime thriller on Saturday afternoon. Here's what the NBC NHL Overflow channels were showing instead of this exciting game:

NHL Network NBCSports CNBC IIHF
Noon NHL Plays of the Week Kentucky Derby Prep Infomercials(!) Game Starts
12:30 NHL 36: Patrick Kane Kentucky Derby Prep Infomercials(!) first period ends
1:00 NHL 36: Patrice Bergeron Kentucky Derby Prep Infomercials(!) second period
1:30 NHL 36: Nicklas Lidstrom Kentucky Derby Prep Infomercials(!) end of 2nd/begining of 3rd
2:00 NHL 36: Mike Richards Kentucky Derby Prep Infomercials(!) 3rd period ends
2:30 NHL Plays of the Week Kentucky Derby Prep Infomercials(!) Team USA wins in OT

Yep. NBC hates america just that much that they would rather sell "Insanity Workout" or whatever instead of showing our glorious boys in red, white, and blue dropping another win on Canada. A shame, really.

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Stanley Cup of Chowder Friday Morning Skate: Devil of a Comeback

Guys, a goal!

Man, Philly scored first last night and lost again. They're 1-4 when scoring first and 4-0 when trailing first. Gotta be getting close to some kind of record. At this point wouldn't you just put one in on your own net to start the game?

Game tonight:

Only one game. Which is good because I want to go see the Avengers tonight anyways.

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Stanley Cup of Chowder Thursday Morning Skate: Tired of Balling

WE GET TO GO TO BED NOW!!!!

Holy crap, triple OT last night. That was cool.

Games tonight:

Gonna be a late night because I pity the fool that misses a Kings/Blues game.

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Stanley Cup of Chowder Tuesday Morning Skate: Kaminsky to the Max

Everybody now: THANK YOU KES-SEL CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

As some of you may have heard yesterday, Dougie Hamilton recieved the Max Kaminsky award for OHL Defenseman of the year. Congrats, Dougie! Previous winners include Drew Doughty, Marc Staal, Denis Potvin, Al McInnis, and Manchester Monarchs defenseman Jake Muzzin

Games tonight:

Looking forward to Coyotes/Preds, though Radulov and Kostitsyn being out will be awkward.

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Stanley Cup of Chowder Tuesday Morning Skate: Crown 'Em

We're going out for PANCAKES!

The LA Kings are in the business of ruining hopes and dreams and its really fun to watch. Seriously, I'm pretty sure they go through everyday life like that.

Yes, it's pretty fun. They score pretty well, too, but that's a subject for another day. Tonight's games:
Unfortunately there's no western game.

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Shawn Thornton's beauty penalty shot move is up for voting in the TSN Play Of The Year competition. Right now some jerk named Ennis is winning but really, scoring against Budaj isn't impressive. Go vote for Thornton and tell your friends!

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Stanley Cup of Chowder Monday Morning Skate

BOSTON, MA - APRIL 25:  The Boston Bruins salute the fans after Game Seven of the Eastern Conference Quarterfinals during the 2012 NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs at TD Garden on April 25, 2012 in Boston, Massachusetts. The Washington Capitals defeated the Boston Bruins 2-1 in overtime.  (Photo by Elsa/Getty Images)

I got nothin. Games tonight:

Yep

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The Bruins thank their fans for being pretty alright during the year, despite its disappointing end.

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Stanley Cup of Chowder Friday Morning Skate: The Defense Rests

of course the 8:30 game goes to double overtime

Apologies for the technical difficulties yesterday but it's hard to post when you're drunk in a gutter. Anyhow, Devils and Rangers moved on leaving the East as teams-that-have-won-a-cup-plus-Washington and the west as teams-that-haven't-made-the-finals-except-1993-and-the-late-60s.

Round 2 starts tonight:

Predictions: Mike Smith and Pekka Rinne both have good games.

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Stanley Cup of Chowder Wednesday Morning Skate: The Devil's in the Details

Ilya Kovalchuk is pretty good, yeah.

Gameday. Get pysched.

This is the last game on NESN of the year.

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Stanley Cup of Chowder Panthers-Devils Open Thread: Rats in New Jersey

Florida Panthers visit the New Jersey Devils tonight for a battle royal. Florida returns home after the game either way, but New Jersey is playing for a chance at another trip to Florida. Make your own Brodeur retirement joke here.

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You! Shall Not! PASS!

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Stanley Cup of Chowder Tuesday Morning Skate: AWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ARREST THIS MAN

Phoenix beat Chicago last night, letting Shane Doan into the second round of the playoffs for the first time in his career. He's 35 and been on the Coyotes since they were the Jets. Congrats to old man Doan. The second round of the western conference is set at Nashville vs. Phoenix and St. Louis vs. LA. All relatively likable teams, which is fun.

Games tonight:

Yep, only one. The first round is almost over. Go Cats!

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