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      <title>Welcome to the NBA, rookie!</title>
      <link>http://www.thedreamshake.com/2009/10/2/1066803/welcome-to-the-nba-rookie</link>
      <author>Cornholio</author>
      <pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 21:29:44 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;div class=&quot;source source-img&quot;&gt;&lt;p&gt;Welcome to the NBA,&amp;nbsp;rookie!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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      <title>Short video of training camp. Check Scola's pass at the end.</title>
      <link>http://www.thedreamshake.com/2009/10/2/1066799/short-video-of-training-camp-check</link>
      <author>Cornholio</author>
      <pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 21:28:17 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;div class=&quot;source source-img&quot;&gt;&lt;p&gt;Short video of training camp. Check Scola's pass at the&amp;nbsp;end.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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      <title>Media Day: Behind The Scenes</title>
      <link>http://www.thedreamshake.com/2009/10/1/1065372/media-day-behind-the-scenes</link>
      <author>Cornholio</author>
      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 23:18:30 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;div class=&quot;source source-img&quot;&gt;&lt;p&gt;Media Day: Behind The&amp;nbsp;Scenes&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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      <title>We Are Red Nation</title>
      <link>http://www.thedreamshake.com/2009/9/23/1051675/we-are-red-nation</link>
      <author>Cornholio</author>
      <pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 16:33:53 -0000</pubDate>
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  &lt;p&gt;We Are Red&amp;nbsp;Nation&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div class=&quot;source&quot;&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clutchfans.net/news/1543/new_slogan_continues_red_theme/&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;New slogan for 2009-10 season&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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      <title>Yao Workout - 300 shots</title>
      <link>http://www.thedreamshake.com/2009/9/19/1038130/yao-workout-300-shots</link>
      <author>Cornholio</author>
      <pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 23:22:20 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;div class=&quot;source source-img&quot;&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Yao Workout - 300 shots&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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      <title>If McGrady's recent workouts are any indication, it would be easy to assume that his game will have...</title>
      <link>http://www.thedreamshake.com/2009/9/17/1035028/if-mcgradys-recent-workouts-are</link>
      <author>Cornholio</author>
      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 17:42:10 -0000</pubDate>
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  &lt;p&gt;If McGrady's recent workouts are any indication, it would be easy to assume that his game will have all of its dimensions back this season.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&quot;I think he's gonna be a player like he used to be in his younger days, because his body is balanced now,&quot; Reavy says confidently. &quot;He's using all his muscles properly and everything's absorbing a force and creating a force versus just the knee.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Once he gets over any lingering doubts in his mind, Reavy is convinced that McGrady could return to an All-Star level as soon as this year.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div class=&quot;source&quot;&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://espn.go.com/chicago/columns/blog?post=4479907&amp;name=friedell&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Another piece about T-Mac's rehab&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Good (long) read.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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      <title>2. Houston Rockets in their jammie-jams

Only Moochie Norris (pictured, above) could be happy in...</title>
      <link>http://www.thedreamshake.com/2009/9/1/1010860/2-houston-rockets-in-their-jammie</link>
      <author>Cornholio</author>
      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 18:37:57 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;div class=&quot;source source-img&quot;&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;2. Houston Rockets in their jammie-jams&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Only Moochie Norris (pictured, above) could be happy in threads like these. Debuting in 1995 and lasting for nearly a decade, these pinstripe-laden unis aided in the destruction of the two-time NBA champions, reminded us all of bad pajamas and then outfitted an entire (rather large) nation in awful, awful threads once Yao Ming debuted in them during the 2002-03 season.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/The-top-10-worst-jerseys-of-the-last-decade?urn=nba,186507&quot; target=&quot;new&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Ball Don't Lie: The top 10 worst jerseys of the last decade&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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      <title>If you watch this guy, on any given possession, you'll understand. Just take your eye off the ball...</title>
      <link>http://www.thedreamshake.com/2009/8/28/1005903/if-you-watch-this-guy-on-any-given</link>
      <author>Cornholio</author>
      <pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 17:33:31 -0000</pubDate>
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  &lt;p&gt;If you watch this guy, on any given possession, you'll understand. Just take your eye off the ball and watch Battier work &#8212; the guy acts as if he's in his own reality show, as if the cameras were on him for the entire 24-second turn, even if his man never gets the ball, while appearing deathly allergic to letting people down. Battier just does everything right. It may not mean he'll get the rebound, block or steal &#8212; and his guy might still nail the shot &#8212; but I've never seen someone pitch as many perfect games defensively.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div class=&quot;source&quot;&gt;&lt;p&gt;Dwyer on Shane's Defense&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/The-top-10-best-defenders-of-the-last-decade?urn=nba,185792&quot; target=&quot;new&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Ball Don't Lie: The top 10 best defenders of the last decade&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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      <title>Does Houston Really Have that Big of a Problem?</title>
      <link>http://www.thedreamshake.com/2009/8/13/988897/does-houston-really-have-that-big</link>
      <author>Cornholio</author>
      <pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 03:57:33 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;h3 class=&quot;link-title&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://dberri.wordpress.com/2009/08/13/does-houston-really-have-that-big-of-a-problem/&quot;&gt;Does Houston Really Have that Big of a&amp;nbsp;Problem?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;div class=&quot;description&quot;&gt;&lt;p&gt;An article to give us hopes.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The guy checks the wins produced by the players that'll probably be in our regular rotation; everyone except Brooks is an above-average player.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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      <title>Welcome D.Andersen - contract finalized...Yao was in today.Watched a few minutes of our pickup game...</title>
      <link>http://www.thedreamshake.com/2009/8/12/986228/welcome-d-andersen-contract</link>
      <author>Cornholio</author>
      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 05:08:20 -0000</pubDate>
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  &lt;p&gt;Welcome D.Andersen - contract finalized...Yao was in today.Watched a few minutes of our pickup game and quipped I would trade me.He is right&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div class=&quot;source&quot;&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/dmorey&quot; target=&quot;new&quot;&gt;Daryl Morey on Twitter&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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