• joined Dec 27, 2011
  • last login Dec 04, 2013
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I party like its 1999. I am America’s next top model. I never sweat.
My strengths outweigh my weaknesses.
I am constantly caller number 9 and win tickets to all the best shows.
I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a spatula and a toaster oven.
I’m a stellar hugger and a world-class cuddler.
I dance with the stars.
I consistently beat Chuck Norris in arm-wrestling.
I once read Paradise Lost, the Odyssey and War & Peace all in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening.
I shower daily.
Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy eveningwear.
Sushi is my favorite food group.
I bake 30-minute brownies in 20 minutes flat.
Mums love me and children want to be me.
I know the exact location of every item in the supermarket.
I always pick the fullest and most symmetrical Christmas trees.
On Wednesdays, after rugby practice, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I eat soup. I am a go-getter. I sleep once a day. Basically...I am the Greatest Of All Time.

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  • NFL San Francisco 49ers
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"We are Maloofs" Sacramento Campaign To Keep The Sacramento Kings

To persuade the Maloof family to keep the Sacramento Kings in Sacramento, I think the Sactown Royalty community should get together just like the city of Cleveland did and 'persuade' them to stay...

Vote for DeMarcus Cousins


Don't allow the ignorant laker sheep fans to dictate the votings, don't allow the overrated Dwight "Diva' Howard to take the #1 spot. If you agree that Boogie is the best center in the nba take a second and click the link. VOTE FOR BOOGIE, If you will he'll perform more alley-oops next season as well as more "Magic Cousins" full court dribbling moves.

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