Here it is, boys and girls, if even half of this shit is true, Auburn is well and truly fucked. As in up the ass. With a chainsaw. Sideways.

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There's the link to Tigerdroppings, which hopefully is indicative of what's in the contents of the post. If it isn't? Dear COTG is going to have Himself a field day with this one. SMU wouldn't come remotely close to what would happen to Auburn. We're talking criminal charges for most of the major players, cancellations of wins, Cam Newton would only be a side note in this (though his records? Wiped), and worst of all? The SEC'd need to find a new high-grade team to raid from another conference.

Inquiring minds want to know, especially since this one's heard everything from the runner up goes BCS bowling, to the potential for there to be no PAC-10 representative this time around. Anyone know the truth?

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Anyone got any good names, aside from Steampunk Lord Barkevious Mingo? After all, there have to have been more memorable names out there. I recall hearing about one guy with the last name of Bloodaxe, no bets on if he's actually a CFB player or not. Let's hear your top twenty players!

As for mine, well, I've been out of country, so I've missed all the good ones this year. Whoops.