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Craig Johnstone

  • joined Sep 28, 2009
  • last login Apr 12, 2014
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Rapping with The Drunkard: The World, Chico

The most interesting drunk guy at the bar... speaks.

Rapping with The Drunkard: The Owl and The Bronco

The most fascinating drunk guy at this bar is here to tell you all about how the Hawks are finna' Endver Denver.

Rapping with The Drunkard: The Media

The most interesting drunk guy at the bar tells you about how this week, the Seahawks face their most insidious enemy yet.

We Won, But Do We Deserve It? MY COLUMN

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The Seahawks are advancing to the Super Bowl, but will they be able to overcome their character concerns in time to win it all?

Rapping with The Drunkard: St. Francis's Bast*rds

"If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles." -- Sun Tzu, and also The Drunkard probably

The Drunkard: Really? The Saints Again?

The Drunkard is back, and he's going to tell you why the Saints should probably not even take the field, and go someplace safer. Like the inside of an active volcano.

Rapping w/ The Drunkard: The Nawlins Drew Breeses

The most fascinating drunk guy at this bar is here to tell you all about The Saints.

Rapping with The Drunkard: The Atlanta Falcos

The most fascinating drunk guy at this bar is here to tell you all about The Falcons, their one-dimensional team, and the inevitability of total destruction. [INSERT BIRD PUN].

Rapping with The Drunkard: The St. Louise Sheeple

The most fascinating drunk guy at this bar is here to tell you all about The Rams, and their...like, you know....their...talents?

Rapping With The Drunkard: The Zombie-Oilers

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The most fascinating drunk guy at this bar is here to tell you all about The Titans, and their vast and complex history.

These Colors Run: My Column

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An analytical and unbiased look at how the forward pass is threatening to ruin American Football.

Colts? Prepare to be Mounted and Broken.

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Seattle is fittin' to crush Indy under its heel. Let The Drunkard tell you all about how it is going to go down.

Rapping with the Drunkard: The Houston Texans

The most fascinating drunk guy at this bar is here to tell you all about The Texans, their stupid state, their stupid team, their stupid logo, and their stupid coaches. Let's get weird.

Russell Okung's foot sprain & his immediate future

Field Gulls' favorite Trauma RN looks at the nature of foot sprains, the prognosis for Russell Okung, and the possible treatments available.

Rapping with the Drunkard: The Jaguars

The most fascinating drunk guy at this bar is here to tell you all about The Jaguars (those of the half-helms). Probably also his medication. And the Government.

Rapping with the Drunkard: The 49ers, Part I

The most fascinating drunk guy at this bar is here to tell you all about The Forty-Niners (There are actually 53 of them). Probably also his medication. And the Government.

Rapping with The Drunkard: The Oakland Raiders

The most fascinating drunk guy at this bar is here to tell you all about The Raiders. Probably also his medication. And the Government.

Rapping with The Drunkard: The Green Bay Packers

The most fascinating drunk guy at this bar is here to tell you all about our next fowl...I mean foe. /Hiccup

Seahawks Preseason Week 1: The Thuperchargers

SAN DIEGO: Kneel, and look upon the iconography of your conquers.

Sidney Rice's Knee: What Up With That?

What do both Hemingway's Robert Jordan, and Sidney Rice's knee have in common? They both went to Switzerland to feel better. (Robert Jordan's wife died, though).

Seahawks Training Camp: Week One in Pictures

A pictographic representation of the past week at Seahawks Training Camp.

Percy Harvin's hip injury & surgical recovery time

A professional look at the medical problems affecting Percy Harvin, his treatment options, and possible recovery times.

The Drunkard's Player Profiles: Bobby Wagner

An analysis of the Seahawks' players, as told by the most fascinating drunk guy in the bar.

The Drunkard's Player Profiles: Golden Tate

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An analysis of the Seahawks' players, as told by the most fascinating drunk guy in the bar.

The Drunkard's Player Profiles: Marshawn Lynch 2

A retelling of the the history of Marshawn, as told by the most fascinating drunk guy in the bar.

The Drunkard's Player Profiles: Russell Okung

An analysis of the Seahawks' players, as told by the most fascinating drunk guy in the bar.

The Drunkard's Player Profiles: Brandon Browner

An analysis of the Seahawks' players, as told by the most fascinating drunk guy in the bar.

The Drunkard's Players Profiles: Michael Robinson

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An analysis of the Seahawks' players, as told by the most fascinating drunk guy in the bar.

The Drunkard's Players Profiles: Tom Cable

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An analysis of a Seahawks' coach, as told by the most fascinating drunk guy in the bar.

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