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Cruyff's Turn

  • joined Sep 09, 2011
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#goducks #RCTID #RipCity #COYS

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  • EPL Tottenham Hotspur
  • MLS Portland Timbers
Recent Activity
Who the fuck is this Ben guy?
Commented on Despite last year's heroics, Adebayor should be Spurs' third-choice striker on Aug 21 2014, 7:44p - 1 reply
I like that kind of humor, but this community needs people to tone down the Lulz a tiny bit for the sake of maintaining it as an enjoyable place.
Commented on Yedlin to Tottenham deal finalized on Aug 8 2014, 6:10p - 2 replies
He wants his "more realistic"
Commented on Yedlin to Tottenham deal finalized on Aug 8 2014, 6:05p
Ahem...
Commented on Yedlin to Tottenham deal finalized on Aug 8 2014, 5:58p - 1 reply
Agreed.
Commented on Yedlin to Tottenham deal finalized on Aug 8 2014, 5:55p - 1 reply
When he is wearing the uniform of the Juggalo Fieris of the MLS, he is the worst.
Commented on Yedlin to Tottenham deal finalized on Aug 8 2014, 5:54p
Brilliant Orange is great.
Commented on Websites and books for soccer tactics on Aug 8 2014, 5:21p - 1 reply
Oh man. I was gonna see if you could battle rap Deuce.
Commented on Spurs on the verge of buying American fullback on Aug 7 2014, 7:47p - 1 reply
#infowars
Commented on Spurs on the verge of buying American fullback on Aug 7 2014, 7:46p
I'm more in to artisinal bagpiping, but whatever.
Commented on Spurs on the verge of buying American fullback on Aug 7 2014, 7:45p
HE IS FUCKING GREAT.
Commented on Spurs on the verge of buying American fullback on Aug 7 2014, 7:44p - 1 reply
The Will Johnson challenge was barely a warning. It was a late challenge he pulled out of. He just ran in to him. No WAY that is a red card.
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For August 7, 2014 on Aug 7 2014, 7:39p
From an EXCELLENT Diego Valeri pass.
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For August 7, 2014 on Aug 7 2014, 7:35p - 1 reply
Now imagine an entire city and economy based on the most ridiculous 3 blocks of St Paul.
Commented on Spurs on the verge of buying American fullback on Aug 7 2014, 7:32p - 1 reply
Wait what? As someone who battles a lot?
Commented on Spurs on the verge of buying American fullback on Aug 7 2014, 7:31p - 1 reply
We're worse per capita, but Seattle has like 3 times the people.
Commented on Spurs on the verge of buying American fullback on Aug 7 2014, 7:29p - 1 reply
He's a strong dribbler and very decent crosser.
Commented on Spurs on the verge of buying American fullback on Aug 7 2014, 7:27p - 1 reply
I think his trajectory could be very similar to Walker's.
Commented on Spurs on the verge of buying American fullback on Aug 7 2014, 7:18p - 1 reply
Even worse. Seattle fans. FUCK.
Commented on Spurs on the verge of buying American fullback on Aug 7 2014, 7:13p - 1 reply
OH YEAH! Do they ever.
Commented on Tuesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For August 5, 2014 on Aug 5 2014, 6:12p
Wait until it starts raining to get a job. Jobs fucking suck.
Commented on Tuesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For August 5, 2014 on Aug 5 2014, 5:55p
Whut? Snakes are rad. They just have bad PR.
Commented on Tuesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For August 5, 2014 on Aug 5 2014, 5:45p - 1 reply
Do the Vietnamese do fried chicken?
Commented on Tuesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For August 5, 2014 on Aug 5 2014, 5:42p - 2 replies
Why do you hate Polynesians, Bill?
Commented on Tuesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For August 5, 2014 on Aug 5 2014, 5:41p - 1 reply
Korean Fried Chicken.
Commented on Tuesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For August 5, 2014 on Aug 5 2014, 5:39p - 1 reply
TEAM HAWAIIAN PIZZA
Commented on Tuesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For August 5, 2014 on Aug 5 2014, 5:38p - 2 replies
Goddammit. Ang Lee's Hulk movie was awesome.
Commented on Tuesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For August 5, 2014 on Aug 5 2014, 2:13p - 2 replies
Sounds like a real #jortparty
Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotpsur News and Links for Monday July 28, 2014 on Jul 28 2014, 5:38p - 1 reply
BSC'd
Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotpsur News and Links for Monday July 28, 2014 on Jul 28 2014, 5:28p - 1 reply
Fuck Pie.
Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotpsur News and Links for Monday July 28, 2014 on Jul 28 2014, 1:47p - 1 reply
#TeamCobbler
Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotpsur News and Links for Monday July 28, 2014 on Jul 28 2014, 1:30p - 2 replies
Did she get the job tho?
Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotpsur News and Links for Monday July 28, 2014 on Jul 28 2014, 1:05p - 2 replies
Be prepared to connect you answers to experiences.
Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotpsur News and Links for Monday July 28, 2014 on Jul 28 2014, 1:03p
I don't get this at all.
Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotpsur News and Links for Monday July 28, 2014 on Jul 28 2014, 12:56p
ED! Can't resist that mid-90s riot grrrl sound. Album = purchased.
Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotpsur News and Links for Monday July 28, 2014 on Jul 28 2014, 12:53p - 1 reply
Eriver is correct.
Commented on Friday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 25, 2014 on Jul 25 2014, 4:01p
Nicoise Kranjcar?
Commented on Roberto Salad-no! Spurs stars in fresh (vegetable) crisis on Jul 25 2014, 3:51p
Plato's Cave'd
Commented on Friday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 25, 2014 on Jul 25 2014, 1:41p - 1 reply
Foucalt'd
Commented on Friday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 25, 2014 on Jul 25 2014, 1:41p
also acceptable.
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 24, 2014 on Jul 24 2014, 5:07p
This is the only acceptable jort.
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 24, 2014 on Jul 24 2014, 4:56p - 1 reply
Don't forget to freeze it first.
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 24, 2014 on Jul 24 2014, 3:12p
Listen to Levi. He's Amish and knows a ton about health science.
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 24, 2014 on Jul 24 2014, 3:11p - 1 reply
haaaaaaaa....
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 24, 2014 on Jul 24 2014, 2:34p
HOW THE FUCK HAVE I NOT THOUGHT OF THIS!!
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 24, 2014 on Jul 24 2014, 2:26p - 3 replies
You use hairspray AND pomade.
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 24, 2014 on Jul 24 2014, 2:25p - 1 reply
Oh jesus.
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 24, 2014 on Jul 24 2014, 2:23p - 1 reply
What are they not letting you bring?
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 24, 2014 on Jul 24 2014, 2:18p - 2 replies
STURRIDGE!
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 24, 2014 on Jul 24 2014, 2:12p
Haaaaaaa...
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 24, 2014 on Jul 24 2014, 2:02p
Cleaver Dummy?
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 24, 2014 on Jul 24 2014, 2:01p - 1 reply
You're dangerous.
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 24, 2014 on Jul 24 2014, 1:47p - 3 replies
I'm just saying...if she's on it, she either isn't in a relationship or is in one that is open, or is in one she doesn't give a shit about...
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 24, 2014 on Jul 24 2014, 1:44p - 2 replies
Why is she on Tinder if she's in a relationship?
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 24, 2014 on Jul 24 2014, 1:15p - 2 replies
If I touched the ball on purpose even once, I would be extremely pleased.
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 24, 2014 on Jul 24 2014, 1:08p
It's DyAH-vees like a Russian Mobster from Eastern Promises.
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 24, 2014 on Jul 24 2014, 12:27p
John Strong is an excellent announcer. He gets it right.
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 24, 2014 on Jul 24 2014, 12:21p
My statement stands.
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 24, 2014 on Jul 24 2014, 12:19p
Oooh! Maybe he'll score an actual goal on purpose this year?
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 24, 2014 on Jul 24 2014, 12:14p
Who the fuck wears NON cutoff jorts!?
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 24, 2014 on Jul 24 2014, 12:12p - 3 replies
You mean lighting them on fire and tossing them in to a dumpster?
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 24, 2014 on Jul 24 2014, 12:08p - 1 reply
ohhhh...
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 24, 2014 on Jul 24 2014, 12:07p
Wait...is NBC still doing it this year?
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 24, 2014 on Jul 24 2014, 11:59a - 1 reply
Question for cord cutters and assorted nerds.
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 24, 2014 on Jul 24 2014, 11:55a - 4 replies
Admiral Stockdale'd
Commented on Wednesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For July 23, 2014 on Jul 23 2014, 5:58p
This is a tasty looking dog.
Commented on Davies and Vorm officially signed; Sigurdsson heading to Swansea on Jul 23 2014, 5:53p
I understand this in my soul.
Commented on Wednesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For July 23, 2014 on Jul 23 2014, 5:31p - 1 reply
This is how the movie Her starts, fyi.
Commented on Wednesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For July 23, 2014 on Jul 23 2014, 5:27p
Cry'd
Commented on Wednesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For July 23, 2014 on Jul 23 2014, 5:23p
Haaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
Commented on Wednesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For July 23, 2014 on Jul 23 2014, 5:20p
JOIN US.
Commented on Wednesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For July 23, 2014 on Jul 23 2014, 3:00p
Hive'd
Commented on Wednesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For July 23, 2014 on Jul 23 2014, 2:53p
Is that Nog?
Commented on Wednesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For July 23, 2014 on Jul 23 2014, 2:52p
So you would eat Callum?
Commented on Wednesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For July 23, 2014 on Jul 23 2014, 2:51p - 1 reply
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