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Cruyff's Turn

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Recent Activity
Sounds like a real #jortparty
Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotpsur News and Links for Monday July 28, 2014 on Jul 28 2014, 5:38p - 1 reply
BSC'd
Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotpsur News and Links for Monday July 28, 2014 on Jul 28 2014, 5:28p - 1 reply
Fuck Pie.
Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotpsur News and Links for Monday July 28, 2014 on Jul 28 2014, 1:47p - 1 reply
#TeamCobbler
Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotpsur News and Links for Monday July 28, 2014 on Jul 28 2014, 1:30p - 2 replies
Did she get the job tho?
Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotpsur News and Links for Monday July 28, 2014 on Jul 28 2014, 1:05p - 2 replies
Be prepared to connect you answers to experiences.
Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotpsur News and Links for Monday July 28, 2014 on Jul 28 2014, 1:03p
I don't get this at all.
Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotpsur News and Links for Monday July 28, 2014 on Jul 28 2014, 12:56p
ED! Can't resist that mid-90s riot grrrl sound. Album = purchased.
Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotpsur News and Links for Monday July 28, 2014 on Jul 28 2014, 12:53p - 1 reply
Eriver is correct.
Commented on Friday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 25, 2014 on Jul 25 2014, 4:01p
Nicoise Kranjcar?
Commented on Roberto Salad-no! Spurs stars in fresh (vegetable) crisis on Jul 25 2014, 3:51p
Plato's Cave'd
Commented on Friday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 25, 2014 on Jul 25 2014, 1:41p - 1 reply
Foucalt'd
Commented on Friday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 25, 2014 on Jul 25 2014, 1:41p
also acceptable.
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 24, 2014 on Jul 24 2014, 5:07p
This is the only acceptable jort.
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 24, 2014 on Jul 24 2014, 4:56p - 1 reply
Don't forget to freeze it first.
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 24, 2014 on Jul 24 2014, 3:12p
Listen to Levi. He's Amish and knows a ton about health science.
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 24, 2014 on Jul 24 2014, 3:11p - 1 reply
haaaaaaaa....
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 24, 2014 on Jul 24 2014, 2:34p
HOW THE FUCK HAVE I NOT THOUGHT OF THIS!!
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 24, 2014 on Jul 24 2014, 2:26p - 3 replies
You use hairspray AND pomade.
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 24, 2014 on Jul 24 2014, 2:25p - 1 reply
Oh jesus.
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 24, 2014 on Jul 24 2014, 2:23p - 1 reply
What are they not letting you bring?
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 24, 2014 on Jul 24 2014, 2:18p - 2 replies
STURRIDGE!
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 24, 2014 on Jul 24 2014, 2:12p
Haaaaaaa...
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 24, 2014 on Jul 24 2014, 2:02p
Cleaver Dummy?
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 24, 2014 on Jul 24 2014, 2:01p - 1 reply
You're dangerous.
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 24, 2014 on Jul 24 2014, 1:47p - 3 replies
I'm just saying...if she's on it, she either isn't in a relationship or is in one that is open, or is in one she doesn't give a shit about...
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 24, 2014 on Jul 24 2014, 1:44p - 2 replies
Why is she on Tinder if she's in a relationship?
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 24, 2014 on Jul 24 2014, 1:15p - 2 replies
If I touched the ball on purpose even once, I would be extremely pleased.
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 24, 2014 on Jul 24 2014, 1:08p
It's DyAH-vees like a Russian Mobster from Eastern Promises.
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 24, 2014 on Jul 24 2014, 12:27p
John Strong is an excellent announcer. He gets it right.
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 24, 2014 on Jul 24 2014, 12:21p
My statement stands.
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 24, 2014 on Jul 24 2014, 12:19p
Oooh! Maybe he'll score an actual goal on purpose this year?
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 24, 2014 on Jul 24 2014, 12:14p
Who the fuck wears NON cutoff jorts!?
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 24, 2014 on Jul 24 2014, 12:12p - 3 replies
You mean lighting them on fire and tossing them in to a dumpster?
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 24, 2014 on Jul 24 2014, 12:08p - 1 reply
ohhhh...
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 24, 2014 on Jul 24 2014, 12:07p
Wait...is NBC still doing it this year?
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 24, 2014 on Jul 24 2014, 11:59a - 1 reply
Question for cord cutters and assorted nerds.
Commented on Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 24, 2014 on Jul 24 2014, 11:55a - 4 replies
Admiral Stockdale'd
Commented on Wednesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For July 23, 2014 on Jul 23 2014, 5:58p
This is a tasty looking dog.
Commented on Davies and Vorm officially signed; Sigurdsson heading to Swansea on Jul 23 2014, 5:53p
I understand this in my soul.
Commented on Wednesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For July 23, 2014 on Jul 23 2014, 5:31p - 1 reply
This is how the movie Her starts, fyi.
Commented on Wednesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For July 23, 2014 on Jul 23 2014, 5:27p
Cry'd
Commented on Wednesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For July 23, 2014 on Jul 23 2014, 5:23p
Haaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
Commented on Wednesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For July 23, 2014 on Jul 23 2014, 5:20p
JOIN US.
Commented on Wednesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For July 23, 2014 on Jul 23 2014, 3:00p
Hive'd
Commented on Wednesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For July 23, 2014 on Jul 23 2014, 2:53p
Is that Nog?
Commented on Wednesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For July 23, 2014 on Jul 23 2014, 2:52p
So you would eat Callum?
Commented on Wednesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For July 23, 2014 on Jul 23 2014, 2:51p - 1 reply
65 bucks though? Sheesh!
Commented on Chicago Fire tried to offer Chelsea fans discounted tickets to Spurs friendly on Jul 23 2014, 2:50p - 1 reply
Brain Food!
Commented on Wednesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For July 23, 2014 on Jul 23 2014, 2:49p
Here we go.
Commented on Wednesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For July 23, 2014 on Jul 23 2014, 2:48p - 1 reply
It's no worse than eating any other kind of meat.
Commented on Wednesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For July 23, 2014 on Jul 23 2014, 2:43p - 2 replies
You should wear shoes indoors in homes where people wear their shoes indoors and not wear shoes in homes where people do not wear their shoes indoors.
Commented on Wednesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For July 23, 2014 on Jul 23 2014, 2:41p - 1 reply
ELK MAN!
Commented on Wednesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For July 23, 2014 on Jul 23 2014, 2:37p
What the fuck?
Commented on Chicago Fire tried to offer Chelsea fans discounted tickets to Spurs friendly on Jul 23 2014, 2:24p - 2 replies
Fuckin shit.
Commented on Wednesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For July 23, 2014 on Jul 23 2014, 2:23p - 4 replies
Dorian Gray'd
Commented on Tuesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For July 22, 2014 on Jul 22 2014, 5:34p - 1 reply
Just z'd to your comment and closed it.
Commented on Tuesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For July 22, 2014 on Jul 22 2014, 4:00p - 1 reply
Fuckin Chazzwazzers.
Commented on Tuesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For July 22, 2014 on Jul 22 2014, 3:52p - 2 replies
Jesus. This Hoddle is fucking ruined.
Commented on Tuesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For July 22, 2014 on Jul 22 2014, 3:48p - 6 replies
I'll answer it.
Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 21, 2014 on Jul 22 2014, 2:12p
#ouroubos'd
Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 21, 2014 on Jul 21 2014, 4:43p - 1 reply
Sure.
Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 21, 2014 on Jul 21 2014, 4:25p
Holy crap!
Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 21, 2014 on Jul 21 2014, 4:25p - 1 reply
Hirsch 16 year.
Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 21, 2014 on Jul 21 2014, 4:24p - 2 replies
Haaaaa....Jesus. Excellent life decisions!
Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 21, 2014 on Jul 21 2014, 4:19p
See also: Tequila
Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 21, 2014 on Jul 21 2014, 4:18p - 1 reply
Four Roses is my favorite, non-special occasion bourbon.
Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 21, 2014 on Jul 21 2014, 4:15p - 2 replies
You didn't think a seizure was possible?
Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 21, 2014 on Jul 21 2014, 4:13p - 1 reply
Seriously.
Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 21, 2014 on Jul 21 2014, 4:12p - 1 reply
#polisci'd
Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 21, 2014 on Jul 21 2014, 4:10p
Legitimately it takes WAYYYY longer to recover now days.
Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 21, 2014 on Jul 21 2014, 4:10p - 2 replies
It's not when you are 100 beers in and you order whiskey "cause beer ain't gettin' the job done anymore."
Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 21, 2014 on Jul 21 2014, 4:10p - 1 reply
No shit?
Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 21, 2014 on Jul 21 2014, 4:07p - 1 reply
I live in the first world, so all my problems are first world ones by definition.
Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 21, 2014 on Jul 21 2014, 4:05p - 1 reply
Oof, guys...be careful Chicago and Toronto folks. I'm really struggling today.
Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 21, 2014 on Jul 21 2014, 4:03p - 3 replies
Is that a Lid?
Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 21, 2014 on Jul 21 2014, 3:59p - 1 reply
Yeah...I've never found an IPA I really like. Lagunitas and TG are both in the "I can tell this is a good beer - now, let's order a Pilsner" category
Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 21, 2014 on Jul 21 2014, 3:59p - 1 reply
You're agreeing with me?
Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 21, 2014 on Jul 21 2014, 3:58p
Lagunitas has one of the only IPAs I like at all. If you can get your hands on any Terminal Gravity I recommend that too.
Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links July 21, 2014 on Jul 21 2014, 3:56p - 1 reply
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