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Cynical Jason

  • joined Aug 02, 2010
  • last login Jul 29, 2014
  • posts 100
  • comments 30835

If you're trying to decide whether I'm serious or not, go with "not." The odds are better.

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  • MLB Minnesota Twins
  • NBA Minnesota Timberwolves
  • NASCAR NASCAR is not a sport.
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Cynical Jason Goes on the Road

Tales from Sacramento with Cynical Jason on a road trip, where he hangs with Boss10, Yo Leo, and others, and makes a fool of himself at Sleep Train Arena. Sort of.

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Wolves vs. Grizzlies: A Lackadaisical Report Card

The bench. We've talked a lot about the bench this season, because the bench has been awful. Mempis (that's on purpose, because it amuses me) normally has a good-to-great bench. This seemed like...

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I Have Some Things To Say As We Wait For The Game On Saturday

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! At some point, I'll mention Nikola Pekovic. Just thought I'd warn you. Nikola Pekovic I wanted to start this post with information that is...

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Wolves-Thunder Recap: A 4th Quarter Collapse

The undermanned, Loveless Wolves competed energetically, but ultimately didn't have enough to hang with the Thunder.

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Wolves Lose to Spurs

Cynical Jason with the succinct recap. Thanks CJ!

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Quick Musical Post for the Pistons Game

I didn't give myself the time, and don't have the ambition Dogpile has, to do a proper music post, but here's a prompt. Detroit has a lot of great music (and some shitty music. See Nugent, Ted.),...

Othyus Jeffers doing well in the D-League.

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I'm hoping he gets an NBA home. I liked watching him.

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Two Things About Gorgui Dieng

I want to call him Gor-Gor. He's from Senegal, which makes this song relevant. And anything that makes that song relevant is awesome. Also, there's this awesome writeup at CelticsBlog that Eric...

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Timberwolves 2012-2014: My Wish-List

Yeah. It's my birthday. I have a very short wish-list from the Timberwolves. I want them to keep Pek (I know . . . try to contain your surprise). I want Love and Rubio to have healthy seasons. I...

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Happy Mother's Day!

To all of the mothers. To all of the mothers-to-be (PDGirl!). To all of those who are lucky enough to still have a mother to thank (thankfully, I'm one of them (not so much on Father's Day)). To...

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The New SBNation Profile Page: Better, Right?

I'm not the kind of guy to pander to our corporate overlords (wink), but the new profile page is alright. I can see my Favorite sites on one page without dealing with every single page I've ever...

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MIN-SAS: Game 82. A Musical Preview

I want to emphasize the "A" in that sub-sub-title. I don't intend for this to be the definitive musical preview for this, the last game of the season.

Do the Writers of Cracked Read CH?

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In an article entitled "4 Ways Horse Meat Proves a Zombie Apocalypse Can Happen," Josh Hruby proposes this idea: "So, terrible food bought from less-than-reputable places (at least from a food service standpoint) can easily carry some kind of pathogen and go undetected. Let's say Banana Sandwich, our crazy employee from the previous entry, inserts the G-virus into some horse meat and sends it out the door." Suspicious, is it not?

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Special Announcement Music Post: Prince Has Embraced His Guitar Godhood.

This new version of "Let's Go Crazy" is balls-to-the-wall rock guitar awesome. He even channels "Frankenstein" in the middle of it. Just watch: I've grown to love Prince in the last couple...

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Hey! I was just wondering . . .

is there some aspect of the 2010 draft that could be discussed in a constructive way? No? Then why doesn't everyone shut the fuck up about it? Seriously. It's bad enough that you guys go on and on...

Ignore this. It was a repeat.

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No, really. Ignore this.

Martell Webster Retweeted This Tonight

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Jeremy Hable ‏@Elbah2424 3h Former tpups wings tearing it up lately include @CoreyBrewer13 @WayneElli22 @MartellWebster..... KAHN for ya, what a moron. Retweeted by Martell Webster

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Short-Notice Sacramento Music Thread!

I know we've already talked Sacramento a couple times, but here we are again. I'm not smart enough to come up with one of those between-there-and-here threads, so I'll just throw this out there: D...

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Meetup on Sunday!

I'm going to the Bulls game on Sunday, and, as usual, I'm heading up early just in case people can/are willing to meet up prior to the game. Last time was an abject failure on my part, but I have...

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Wolves/Spurs Recap

Can you believe it? The Wolves beat the Spurs. This happened even though the Wolves were without Kevin Love and Andrei Kirilenko and Nikola Pekovic and Chase Budinger and Malcolm Lee and Josh...

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Wolves v. Spurs, an Assignment

Regular Note: I never grade my students on an assignment for which I haven't expressed my specific expectations. Since I'm grading the Timberwolves tonight, I thought it only fair that I first...

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Hey, big boy. Wanna hook up?

I'm going to see the Wolves on Sunday, March 10. If you want to hang out before the game, I usually try to get to Kieran's an hour or more before the game. I'll be the guy wearing the Pek shirt...

Interesting Jordan Piece at the Four-Letter

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Jordan seems to me to be a truly conflicted guy. His legendary competition seems offset with a kind of self-awareness in this article.

I Officially Hate Kobe Bryant Much Less Now

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Kobe calls out a fan for using homophobic language. Not a gigantic thing, but it's the right thing to do.

Bringin' FanShots Back: The Awwww, Mike Edition.

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Michael Beasley picked up some traffic violations. Not so bad, I guess, but one more sign that the guy is a space cadet. I'd really like to see him pull it together at some point. Soon.

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Friday! Friday! Friday!

I will be attending the game at Target Center on Friday, February 8th. This game will be played against the vile New York Knickerbockers. As I am wont to do, I am extending an invitation to all and...

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